Thread 508008118

>He was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight
>Considered hilariously poor
>Considered to have a hilariously bad life
>But he worked at a shoe store and owned a big house and two cars and non-working wife and two kids

>>508008118 (OP)
he wasn't considered overweight and not even really out of shape. he was tired and old, and only in comparison to his vigorous years as a high school football star. you weren't even alive when this show was on.

Same for Homer Simpson, who was considered hilariously obese at 239 pounds. Which today is just slightly overweight.

>>508008118 (OP)
the show was about his failure to pursue his potential in life and how it made him unsatisfied.

>>508008118 (OP)
It was anti white Jewish propoganda

>>508008118 (OP)
He was a big guy

This was considered morbidly obese in the 80s
Now it's just your average 26 year old woman in America

>>508008280
239 is fat as fuck, and I don't think Homer is especially tall. IIRC he had to get over 300lbs to qualify for work-at-home disabilty.

It is true that being a fat fuck was uncommon in the early 1990's. Walmart fatasses became a thing starting at the very end of the 90's.

>>508008118 (OP)
Incels will never get this show. Humor is how much being married for a long time sucks. His wife is hot but he doesn’t want to fuck her because he’s bored and repulsed by hee because he’s been married to her for so long.. He’s got a idiot whore daughter and a loser son how still live at home

>>508009071
best show btw

Almost died watching the episode where they have to fix something on the roof and they keep falling off

>>508009071
>>508009183
https://youtu.be/xUOkEdNAMw4

He was named after the serial killer for a reason

Ed O’Neil was born in 1946
Like trump bush and Clinton

>>508008118 (OP)
>He was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight
Not really.

>>508008118 (OP)
>owned a big house and two cars and non-working wife and two kids
and had a cunny daughter
plus 3 touchdowns in one game
and a wife that wants to fuck him every day and doesn't cheat on him, like the whores of current times

Yes I went to church as a kid

All the applause whenever character appears for first time each episode is so fucking annoying and that's enough for me to never watch the show, not even funny it's just endless boomer "I already have a wifi, a wifi hate!" jokes. It's Degenerate jewish trash laying brainworms to destroy american families. If you enjoy this show you are quite literally a moron.

>>508008118 (OP)
Football champion

>>508009592
People in the 90s were happy to be alive and normal

Only cops and late blooming millennials have a vendetta against “the Jews”

>>508008267
And wasn't the joke that all of his "awful life" was just because of his own shit attitude? Like how much of a chore it was to have to fuck Peggy?

>>508008524
>Baneposting
Sigh.

>>508009525
>plus 3 touchdowns in one game
>3
nigger

>>508009592
wtf they had wifi back then?

>>508009592
i haven't watched it in a long time because duh but at the time the best jokes were the ones making fun of the loser kids and the skank neighbor.

lol I’ve been looking for places to move after my whore mother and sister destroyed my idealic life in the northeast

Been thinking about the Chicago suburbs for some reason and now I know why

>both he and his wife are over 6' tall
>his son is 5,0" in high school.
peg was definitely getting railed on the side

>>508009925
>skank neighbor.
i thought the joke was that she's a mega dyke. she looks like rosie odonnell

>>508009829
it wasn't his attitude it was his choices and behaviors. he was a fuck up and knew it.

a very common bit was at the end of an episode he took Peggy "upstairs." at the core the show was about his own failures. he ruined his football career jumping over a moving car on a dare.

>>508010067
yes i meant dyke but typed skank for some reason. the storylines with both her husbands were great.

Back when extreme Ted Bundy levels of misogyny were the norm and not literally illegal

Good times fuck your whore mother

>>508008280
How fat are you holy cope

>>508008118 (OP)
>two cars
The dodge and ..??

>>508008118 (OP)
Forget Al, how bad is hoeflation?

Peg always kept herself thin and attractive, dressed nicely and always wanted sex but only from her husband.

>>508009838
Did I write 3?
I meant 33.

Yes, 33 like Corona.
33 like Tiffany.
etc.

>>508008280
239 is grossly fat. Just no longer considered morbidly obese. Now there are a lot of fatties that can't walk or can barely walk. A non muscular average height person at 239 is waddling.

>>508010311
his no ma'am thing was over the top at the time. it was a send-up of overreaction to feminism, while pointing out that it was also based in reality. also, that was around when the show was jumping the shark. the essence of the show would be found in the first few seasons, as is typical with that old tv show format. literally nothing in those days was good after about the fifth season.

many of you are conditioned by "prestige tv" aka hbo, apple tv, etc. those shows are written and planned out and intend to be profound or whatever. old tv shows were not like that - they had a basic bit and characters and just made funny scenarios and plotlines for them each week, cranking them out twice a month year-round. it wasn't that deep.

>>508008118 (OP)
Don't forget, Al Bundy was considered a bald man in the 80s.

>>508008118 (OP)
>He was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight
Wrong.

>>508010418
good point. there was the time he bought a rust-bucket old Mustang off some guy the daughter was fucking and he restored it with his neighbor. they promptly crashed it.

>>508008118 (OP)
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but TV is NOT REAL... Never has been, never will be...

>>508010575
I love dead cops

Fuck your mother sideways

>>508008118 (OP)
" A Jewish woman olive oiled her way to the store today " - Al Bundy

>>508010591
no, he wasn't. he was a standard receding hair line late 30's guy. you people are totally full of shit. The show did not spend any time making fun of his appearance it was about how he had gotten older.

>>508008662
Legit lol
Ty anon! Grew up on this.
He was a hero!

>>508008118 (OP)
>be retard google
>tell everyone cybersecurity
>everybody scared to download a file
>aaaaaaah
>failing company
>dragging everybody down with them
>but we still pay sundar

I actually hate these people, I can never stop hating them. They continue to be the worst scum of the earth. Given the best opportunity in the world, and they ruined and stole everybody else's. It doesn't matter if you do indeed outtech them. It doesn't matter if you're morally better than them. They will still be given every single resource in society. We do not exist in a meritocratic state.

>>508008662
>Peg, a woman came to the store today
>She was so fat that there were 3 smaller women orbiting around her

>>508008118 (OP)
>>508009523
Bob Rooney was the tubby character

>>508008118 (OP)
Why did Peggy stay with him when she was presented as hot and desirable?

>>508008118 (OP)
He was mostly considered an old loser that peaked in high school. I don't remember him being considered particularly out of shape or overweight.
The running joke was mostly how miserable his life was due to his family

>Things on television are real!
.... and then one day, for no reason whatsoever, the Jews decided you were all just livestock.

>>508011597
What decent man would want a wife who does nothing at home other than watch TV and eat bonbons? A useless woman like that loses all sex appeal quickly

>>508010154
No, he ruined his career by meeting peggy. He would have gone on to play college ball and had many endorsements if he hadn't met that redhead.
>>508008118 (OP)
>he is in perpetual debt and it is frequently mentioned
>he has one shitty car
The show was a failure in the same way as all in the family, people identified with the character meant to be the foil. Marcy's actress did a lot of writing and directing and is gay

>>508009763
No anyone with the ability to see dislikes "jews" After McCarthy there was no one to keep jews in place and their shit piled exponentially since the 60s

>>508011861
he banged her on the regular you fake-cels

>>508009374
they hated each other in real life too iirc

>>508010653
I thought they sold it but Steve was a weenie and kept most of the money

>>508012029
>Marcy's actress did a lot of writing and directing and is gay
Her writing has a lot of mocking herself, how she looks like a chicken and all

>>508012249
Begrudgingly. There's only a few episodes where he shows actual desire for her and it's more because someone else made him horny or she's finally cleaning.

>>508008280
>that episode when Homer gained to 300 pounds so he could claim a disability and work from home
>now it's the size of average american woman

>>508010311
It's Al Bundy but yest women liked Ted too.

>>508012415
It does, but you were supposed to find Al disgusting, much like Archie Bunker.

>>508012340
Remember the same
Steve was kike-coded wasn't he?
Probably why he had to go

>>508012249
Only when she did something that aroused him like cooking or cleaning

>>508009837
I'll take an hundred baneposts over one Drake.

>>508009829
His wife was an annoying yenta. What do you expect?

>>508009183
why did you almost die? did you also have to climb the roof?

>>508009592
You're right about the fucking laugh tracks making shows unwatchable now. Fucking Big Bang Theory. However, it was degenerative Jew trash in the same way Archie Bunker was. They still allowed for some empathy for "the enemy" Show could never go on now because it doesn't bow to every sacred cow

>>508012340
we're both wrong - turns out this is what happened:

>However, it turns out that the car was stolen as the four arrive home with Al bruised and injured after starting a fight with a policeman. But Peggy feels that the cop might have been an impersonator. But it turns out to not only be a cop, but also an angry mob of farmers with stun guns. the car was impounded,

>>508012537
>you were supposed to find Al disgusting
But everybody liked him, he was the star of the show

>>508012455
it's part of the joke about married life. their arguing and back-and-forth is just foreplay. many episodes end with him taking her upstairs.

>>508012543
>works at bank
>college young republican
>total l7 weenie
Yeah. Steve is a jew.

>>508009183
I sometimes feel retarded because I just can never find anything on tv funny

>>508012537
>you were supposed to find Al disgusting,
no. you were supposed to find married life with kids disgusting. you were supposed to relate to Al wanting something more.

>>508012154
God hates cops

Cops die god laughs

Thank god for dead police

>>508010067
The joke was that she was a soulless feminist yuppie.
Her second husband was a gigolo
Her first husband had a mid-life crisis and went chasing young poon.
Peg was a lazy housewife.
Kelly was a bimbo slut
Bud was the first incel-type character I ever noticed on TV
Al was possibly the TV archetype for the guy who goes to work a job he hates every day and gets shit on for it.

>>508012612
Ah, yeah that's right. Something always happens, Bundy curse.
>>508012676
Yes. The same happened with bigoted Archie Bunker on all in the family.

>>508012604
>laugh tracks
Nope. Live audience

>>508012678
Again, it's usually begrudgingly. He just wants to plow and she wants to be loved.

>>508008280
>Which today
fuck we're so fucking obese

>>508011861
That's just what women did in that era.

>>508012864
Bud is more of a pervert than incel. He does get close to getting lucky sometimes, but his degeneracy stops him. If he were an incel he'd have stuck with the little girl from the beach episode.

>>508009843
You forgot to address being a retard who said Al Bundy's running joke was that
>He was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight
Step up, bitch.

>>508008280
>Which today is just slightly overweight.
You americans should really change your diet, you fat fucks.

>>508011861
>>508013078
house looked clean so she must have done something
>>508012864
>>508013147
yeah Bud is not an incel

>>508012753
I mean his misogynistic attitudes are supposed to be found disgusting. The divorced school counselor i had would bitch about it and the Simpsons

>>508012604
Yeah, it was live, dude. There's a story about how one of them refused to leave until he met Applegate.

>>508008118 (OP)
lol now he has a dream life. Shes even hot for todays standards. Hes skinny by todays standards. The house and car aren't bigger or nicer but they are built way better. The boy is a fag but christina applegate was so hot then. This show didn't age well. Fun and nostalgic but like fuck look what they took from us.

>>508012555
checked

also, Drake you say???

>>508008118 (OP)
It always cracks me up that Peggy's mom weighed 200 lbs, and was considered hilariously obese and huge

>>508013232
Geordi LaForge is the first tv incel. People use the holodeck to jack off, but geordi is relegated to it pretty much exclusively without being a total social outcast like Barclay.

>>508011503
yes this one, classic.

>>508012905
Laugh track you turn a dial to activate
Live audience you activate with signs above the stage and dub in extra laugh track later
Same difference

>>508013232
>>508013147
>Kept getting himself into wacky hijinks trying to get laid
>Involuntarily celibate until later seasons
I guess the word doesn't mean what I think it does

>>508012572
laughing so hard, almost choked to death laughing

>>508013327
See >>508013467

Visit a comedy show if you can't tell the difference between organic laughter and staged laughter

Yea its true made to make white families feel and act dumb. All of those shows were and are propaganda. Even if the shit is subtle it was made for those purposes. to entertain people AND influence them. Has to do both so you waste your time watching it and then being influenced. Thats why jews love TV, movies, radio, internet, newspapers and magazines. they need to control the flow of information otherwise you might learn the truth about them and then its over for them. that is what is happening now. its happening slow still because they have the media and they have 70+ years of programming to overcome most normies. Even they can see that jews are evil. They recognize that they are whats wrong with every facet of our society slowly as they notice a problem then look into it one problem at a time. you all know what they find already.

>>508012864
Bud was not an incel he was just a suburban loser. For several seasons he was a wigger - one of the first times such a type was featured on tv. he definitely got some pussy occasionally, just with trashy hoes.

>>508013358
Christina was a jewess and is boobless now. But yes she was the epitome of trashy hot on that show

>>508013451
>"Hello, you're cooking with Butter"

>>508013645
Incels don't try and claim to be nice guys society has beaten down, bud tries and even resorts to trickery in his attempts. Incel isn't just virgin or guy who can't get laid currently, you dope.

>>508008118 (OP)
Weak pussy father complaining about his wife instead of raising his kids.

>>508013420
that nike (nigger kike) is a huge faggot. if you couldn't tell before the jizz photos. I could.

>>508013277
she was the anomaly at the time. i remember fat women complaining about the fat jokes, too. the no ma'am bit was SUPPOSED to be over the top. they were part of the joke. it was really a grown-up men's "no girls" clubhouse meeting. that was the joke.

>>508013467
You argue like a kike, a rather dumb one

>>508013645
he was a normal teenager.

>>508013890
He was always trying to get laid and striking out in the earlier seasons until the wedding episode where he fucked his cousin's fiance

>>508013946
Of course it was, a lot of the show was written by a lesbian as I said already. Actual fat bitches are too dumb to get it. This is part of why fox media had such a reputation of controversy.

>>508013467
You could sometimes make out some straight up comments from the audience like the toothpaste sandwich and the guy saying "Don't do it".
Honestly the show was funny enough that anyone not a feminist would laugh several times a episode

>>508012559
I have no shit spilled seed to Katey Sagal many times. Even Sons Of Anarchy version. She can 100% get it.

>>508014102
Yeah, he was also a young teenager. That's completely normal behavior.

>>508009837
>>Baneposting
For you <3

>>508014113
yea but the same thing with helldivers and starship troopers. they made the guy too likeable and cool. now everyone loves the bundy's, super earth and fascism.

>>508008118 (OP)
come to think of it, this needs updating for the modern audience. 2011 was wholesome compared to what the tik tok of generation does. Women weren't selling porn, bath water, and farts back then.

>>508014232
Gross. What kind of fetish is that? Like Christina Applegate is right there. Also is there any hot girls in Sons of Anarchy?

>>508013794
Yes the propaganda has been there since there since the 60s. Its just gotten progressively more blatant in everything. Its like pharma ads, are your trying to sell my on a drug I need a doctor to prescribe or sell race-mixing. Its hard to tell.

>>508014232
she was hotter in Sons of Anarchy. I never found the Married With Children version attractive. Maybe I would have if I was older. The character was meant to be tacky and off-putting.

>>508013890
>Incels don't try
Define Incel
>don't try
>Incel

>>508014393
burgers? like that meme?

>>508014393
we've all watched Blackpilled streams, nig

>>508014232
>>508014366
The problem is the wig. Red hair is possibly the most attractive thing, but fake red hair is a cancer.

>>508014455
Incels don't cry.
Incels never die(of venereal diseases).

>>508013690
>>508013467
>comedy show
>lots of booze
>fluffers for the audience
>organic laughter
Pointing to your own statement doesn't make it any truer, son.

>>508014518
are their hot girls in sons? legit question. or was gemma supposed to be the eye candy lol.

>>508014455
>doesn't read the rest where I clarify their involuntary claim is due to perception of being a 'nice guy' society beats down

>>508014366
Married With Children era is called "puberty before the era of omnipresent pornography," SAMCRO was probably a mix between nostalgia and finding open heart surgery scars hot.

>>508014624
what
>incels
is something that does not exist
if you can afford a burger, you can afford a prostitute.
therefore it's a choice.

>>508014617
I never watched it. I knew actual club guys, it always seemed too fake

>>508014651
>SAMCRO was
so geigh

>>508013996
Argue against laugh track and fake live audience "laughter" designed to manipulate midwits to find unfunny material funny. Called a kike by a jew shill.

>>508014745
Yes, I did just say it's not involuntary and an issue of self perception.

>>508014819
no, it's a CHOICE.
some men simply don't want a whore, simple as that.

>>508014752
Me too. I grew up with all the Ontario Satans Choice and then Hells Angels now. Childhood friends. I know some people from other clubs too but those guys are like my family some of them. I think the show is so gay and to be honest I'm not a biker because I think its really gay. I think motorcycles are so cool but 1% is not for me and pretty stupid and gay.

>>508009183
>toss it up like a Frisbee
...the satellite dish, btw. LMAO
one of the best episodes.

>>508013879
Kek.
I fucking loved this show when I was a teen.
I love it even more now when I'm 40+

>>508014946
I get along with them, played in a band with a 1% guy in his 60s who wasn't really in it anymore. I rode bikes for years but was never a hang around or anything. Lived near a hang out bar for years and never had trouble despite it being in the ghetto

>>508009763
>> happy to be alive and normal

>>508014927
Some are willing to follow a moral code that a prostitute is over a line, anon. It's like paying to hunt a farmed deer.

>>508008871
>I don't think Homer is especially tall.
Homer is the same height as every other adult male in the cartoon. Only Bob is unusually tall and that is mostly palm tree hair.

>>508010665
>F I V E

>>508009384
He got drafted by the Steelers. Played college football.

>>508008871
There were always a few really fat people, but mostly people were just a little overweight as they aged.

>>508014809
>no u
Pathetic. Consider offing yourself today

>>508008118 (OP)
Sitcoms are never accurate. Even in good times they were supposed to be in the projects and destitute but their apartment was huge and had like 20 foot ceilings.

>>508012864
>Her first husband had a mid-life crisis and went chasing young poon.
Mid-life crisis, yes, but didn't Steve go on to save wildlife instead of catching poon? Ended up as a chaffeur
>>508014102
Didn't he get laid before that, too? Kept striking out more often than not to the end if memory serves me correctly

al bundy, hank hill and many of your fake manly men heros are pathetic cucks in reality. thats why they are the stars of comedy shows

>>508015433
That's to hide the lights. Most sets didn't have ceilings because the camera was never pointing up for that reason.

>>508015199
no, some people see the reality, which is ALL women are fucking parasites and simply NOT WORTH IT.

For a parasite the only value is "sex", and when men refuse to accept that currency they flip out, because they FEEL that their game is going to end and they are afraid of getting all killed.

Gotta love Al's So an X walked into the store today fat jokes.

Reminder this show was edgy as fuck when it first aired fox was new TV was all about perfect suburban families the fake ass Regan 80's. Then married with children happened and the 90's started reality kicked in to Americans. Niggers were going ape shit starting literal wars in the country over crack. Jobs were being shipped to China shit was shutting down everywhere. Jews tanked the country with leveraged buy outs in the 80's.


This is why married with children was such a hit. THIS WAS THE REAL AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS, people fell in love with it. Then fox air'd the simpsons a year or two later which really shook the standard. Christcucks hated both these shows with a passion.


Al is my sprite animal for ages Ive wanted to make a no ma'am shirt. So whats the deal zoomzooms finally found out about married with children ive been seeing it pop up a lot on youtube for the passed few months. Once again the show is iconic and legendary shit changed TV forever by pushing bounderies. Man to think fox use to be based and edgy till the mid/late 90's

>>508015433
the projects arent that bad. niggers just make them bad. the projects would probably be nice with most other ethnic groups living in them

>>508015553
I know but the apartment itself was also huge.

>>508015441
He killed a turtle thinking it was a fresh water turtle kidnapping it from the zoo he worked at during his crisis and releasing it into lake Michigan. He then ran away to be a forest ranger. The next guy was a con man who turned out to he a spy or agent or something

>>508010479
For real. As a kid I had the hots for Kelly and her slutty fishnets and short skirts but when I rewatched as I got older I started to think Al was a retard. Peggy was an in-shape buxom redhead who was perpetually horny and DTF but who was also super loyal. Yeah, she was lazy, but she was hot and ready and willing to open her legs every day. That's a rare breed.

>>508008118 (OP)
It was the Muttmerikan dream. Today we have the Muttmerikan nightmare.

>>508015556
You sound like an incel, anon.

>>508015721
peg has those kazaar milkers

>>508015717
Yeah, Jefferson was ex-CIA who was friends with Fidel

>>508011340
the original chuddie

>>508015811
Incels do not exist.
Only men that walk out of the plantation.
You sound like a moronic slave.

>>508015721
She was gazing all the time, they both stay loyal though

>>508015067
It wasn't back then. It was a sales job that paid commissions. It was not considered a respectable, good career for a man in his 30's, which is the entire joke, but it wasn't working the McDonalds drive-thru either. it was a well-selected low-dignity job at the absolutely bottom tier of what was reasonable. A good description of this is that it was a "trap job." Just good enough paying to make it hard to leave if you need to maintain that income level (wife and kids requires).

>>508009374
If those two didn't hate each other they'd have a perfect show reboot of them both being in the same nursing home/retirement village.

>>508008118 (OP)
Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's likes to eat it raw, He's Psycho Dad!

>>508015156
Kek

>>508015922
no no no... incels never have a choice... plenty of copes and lies that they tell themselves for sure but no choices

The episode where they go on a cruise has a truly subversive subliminal tranny message. Al is gawking at these provocatively dressed women but one of them is an obvious tranny! There is no joke or mention that it’s a man, they literally tried to pass off a man as a woman and it was irrelevant to the plot. I noticed because I watched it on an 80 inch tv. Otherwise it wasn’t obvious because it the camera angle was through a porthole in the background. On a regular tv from the original air date era, you would not be able to tell - apart from a subconscious unease. Therefore this qualifies as subliminal tranny programming. It disturbed me to the point I took a photo of the tv and shared it with my friends. Anyone familiar with that episode?

>>508015922
Do i? I don't do a thing to prostrate for pussy. I just don't pretend every woman is a whore because I know that's not true. Everyone is motivated by sex, and most women are like children emotionally despite current stereotypes. Men are just denied expression of their emotions as it is frequently funneled into being called anger or violence

>>508016043
Fox should have taken the plunge and made a spin off.

>>508015156
FYI that is a cheap pellet gunt from the era. I still have the exact same model from when i was 8 years old.

>>508013327
"Performed before a live audience" doesn't mean you're always hearing the live audience.
Sweetening the audio is an age old tradition in the TV entertainment business.

I don't think I've ever watched more than a couple minutes of any sitcom in my life. I don't think there is a single one worth watching.

>>508009525
nymphomaniac cunny daughter had confederate flag and nazi eagle patches on her denim jacket in early episodes. And never burned coal.
4 touchdowns.

>>508016384
Well the first line of this one was "die, commie bimbo!"

>>508008118 (OP)
I would fucked Pegs brains out every single night

>>508009829
You know you still would, zoomer faggot

>>508016178
yes, you do.
you sound like a simp.
>I am not
>defends whores
every
single
time
>there is totally that unicorn
you are a feminist.

>>508010418
Peggy has a car.

>>508010154
>Having a big house and two cars and non-working wife and two kids was considered a loser because you didn’t get to be the big famous football star

What unsympathetic people

>>508016564
>ur a simp because you don't hate all women, like me, totally not an incel because I can pay prostitutes
You're no different than some drunken slob proclaiming he needs to get women drunk to get laid.

>>508008118 (OP)
>Considered hilariously poor
You realize the overall standard of living was a lot lower in the 1980s than now, right?
Most people never travelled overseas.
The household had only one telephone and it was a land line. They might have had an answering machine in the later half of the decade, or call waiting.
One TV
No computer, no internet
No home video games
clothes were expensive
eating out was rare
People generally had a lot less of everything.

>>508008118 (OP)
I don't think he was considered fat I remember he always made fun of fat women in the show which was hilarious

>>508015384
Thinks I don't like his favorite show because I don't like being barraged by fake laughter. Gets his undies twisted to this level. Yep found the target midwit. Of course maybe I'm being generous, more like a 1/4wit

>>508010261
>new hubby
>whats your last name?
>Darcy!

So she became marcy darcy

>>508016770
>No home video games
Wrong. Atari was a thing and a very popular thing at that

>>508016749
>yoooouuuu hate whores
No, I don't care at all, because I see them for what they are. Weak psychotic evil parasites.
You keep on defending them, because you want to live in an illusion.
I'm walking off the plantation.
Keep on slaving yourself to death, simp.
>no, no, she would NEVER cheat on me
>oh
>oh well, but there is some honest loyal woman out there for sure
you are more delusional than w*men.

>>508008267
This.

Al was portrayed as a tired old dog but he was in shape and imposing enough to beat the fuck out of the boys that came around looking for his daughter.

>>508016113
The one where they ended up shipwrecked at sea drifting around in a boat with Gilbert Gottfried or some other annoying comedian? I can't remember the tranny but it was a long time since I watched the show

>>508010665
Forgot this one, what was it about?

>>508016982
Are you incredibly fat, or brown? Because I'm obese and it's not hard if you're not a faggot. I'm 37 and got a 21 year old's number a couple days ago.
>they're all parasite whores!
There's that incel talk again, anon

>>508016770
>Most people never travelled overseas.
Most people still don’t
>The household had only one telephone and it was a land line. They might have had an answering machine in the later half of the decade, or call waiting.
People traded a landlines for cellphones, the cost isn’t that different
>One TV
>No computer, no internet
>No home video games
These are only a one time expense and internet is an add on but its not like paying for internet takes you from middle class to poor
>clothes were expensive
Normal people aren’t buying cloths every week, barely month
>eating out was rare
This is probably a big one since no one knows how to cook anymore, but again its still a smaller expense depending on the person
>People generally had a lot less of everything.
maybe, but its not like a poor person today is actually a middle class person in the 80s

>>508017036
Yeah, it was Gilbert.

>>508016963
God, I loved our Atari. Played that fucker to death.

>>508016280
That guy later killed himself by eating a rifle bullet.

>>508016384
there's no point in watching them now. in 1989, when we were watching Married With children, there were four tv stations, no internet, and we were bored. you watched what was on, usually with your family. it was bonding time, and that is something that we've lost that might be worse than the jewish programming itself.

>>508015433
>DY-NO-MIIIITE!
JJ is actually a radio broadcaster now and talks like a white person

>life sucks because jews made TV shows
No, life sucks in general and even the Amish know it, but instead of whining about it like we do the Amish and others like them just go out and work and make do with as little bullshit as possible.

The reason that TV shows about life being sunshine and rainbows are aimed at preschool kids is because once you get old enough that life of sunshine and rainbows quickly vanishes, usually starting with childhood bullying and other kids snitching on you when you're trying to have some fun. Shows about teen/adult life conveys shit and suckage because that is exactly what it's like once you have responsibilities and countless other people trying your shit all the goddamn time. People identify with the suckage they see on TV or in movies or games or books, etc, and get a kind of antidepressant effect so they can continue on with the grind.

>>508016577
he's a loser because he sells women's shoes at some strip mall and barely has enough money to support his family. this is DESPITE having been a huge high school football star, which set him up for expectations of greater success in life.

>>508008118 (OP)
What’s your point? Shows always do this
>Dexter owns a waterfront property in Miami and another house being a cop assistant
>The faggot from You owns multiple properties in NYC being a book store clerk

>>508017260
>argues like a whore
Your shit isn't working, feminist.

>>508016963
when married with children was on the NES was the main thing and was very widespread. most families only had one tv, though, so you couldn't play video games all day, just an hour or two at most, usually after school.

>>508017517
He's a loser because some kike writer was envious of a jock once so he wrote a fanfic about him

>>508017314
>killed himself
anon

>>508017312
I have one with OG joy sticks and game carts. Still works .

>>508014745
>if you can afford a burger, you can afford a prostitute
are you saying I can pay prostitutes in burgers?

>>508017617
>whips out the incel argument chart as if I haven't seen it before
>also admitted i am fat
So it's brown then? I'm just saying, anon, maybe women don't like you because you're hateful. I promise you not all of them are whores. They are however motivated by sex just like men and are emotional children as I've already said.

>>508008118 (OP)
He had one car and it was a piece of shit

>>508017708
that's sort of true but it's also an actual real archetype that exists in society. high school football popular guy who peaks in high school. that is the main trope they were working on - it sold because it was real. the adults who got that bit also recognized that his life really wasn't that bad. it's UNDERSTOOD that he's not miserable because of his wife and kids he's miserable because he's not the big high school star any more.

>>508008524
>>508009837
>>508012555
>>508013420
>>508014259

>>508013460
Oh yeah, then there was that one episode where this female engineer he idolized arrived and was IRL a mega cunt... and found his program of her in the holodeck. Awwwwkward

>>508008118 (OP)
>He was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight
No he wasn't. Just a regular guy.

>>508017874
>makes shit up
>argues like a whore
show tits and hole

>>508017517
He also has a house, two cars, and a family with a stay at home wife
Crazy to think such a lowly job was still expected to have all this.

>>508018101
And he only made it that far because he didnt ask the computer if she was married.

>>508009763
you arent white

>>508008871
>239 is fat as fuck
Sure, if protein is even more rare than sex for you.

>>508018160
I have tits, as I said I'm fat. You really want to see man tits that have a bunch of sagging skin from being big enough to be back tits a couple years ago? You don't know what a mirror you are for the past, you stupid faggot. I pity you, there's nothing you can say that will make go back to being like you.

>>508016963
>Play atari 2600 for 1 hour max then 8 hours playing outside no screens no supervision.
Completely different

>>508008118 (OP)
>>508008280
>a few months in a dry spell is a comically long time for an average not to get laid

>>508009183
The one that always got me was when they hijacked thr Jerry Springers show and Al while trying to debate Marcy falls back into insulting her as a chicken.

They way the other No'Maam members keep shouting in approval everytime he calls her a chicken because he has no counterarguments kills my sides to ths day.

>>508008118 (OP)
No he wasn’t
He was just an average guy

>>508018198
he didn't live in a primo area. you could still afford to live in a mid Chicagoland suburb with a shit job until probably 2020. He's a shoe salesman who makes COMMISSION. He's not making minimum wage.

>>508015441
>Mid-life crisis, yes, but didn't Steve go on to save wildlife instead of catching poon?
The hairy hippy girl poon during his "PETA" adventures is mentioned.

>Didn't he get laid before that, too? Kept striking out more often than not to the end if memory serves me correctly
Don't think so
That was before Amber, the recurring character gf IIRC

>>508015717
Yeah, Jefferson was a glownigger but it was only mentioned in an episode or 2.
He made a call to have a guy whacked on television during a ball game.
Can't remember if he was supposed to be one of ours or ex-KGB
>"How's life been treating you?"
>"Iraq, Iran. I married"

>>508018303
I'm 5'9 and if i weighed 239 pounds I'd puke looking at myself.

>>508018424
TL;DR

>>508017005
He was always ready to throw down. That glint in his eye was real. Ed O’Neal is like a champion black belt.

>>508018566
Yeah, these threads always forget he was in a high crime area.

>>508018160
>show tits and hole
At the nudie bar!

>>508018637
>you argue like a hole
>I can't read a few sentences

>>508010569
Not true at all I'm 5 ft 11 and don't close to a waddle at 240.

>>508016113
there was that tomboy aerobics instructor. Are we talking "Monty python Christmas panto" obvious here?

>>508009592
Found the zoomzoom

>>508016543
See >>508014232 and>>508014651, retard

>>508018516
Joey was the best friend imaginable. We should all be joey a d should pray for friends like him.

>>508017588
Not sure if writers/producers are really that out of touch, or if it's intentional.
>You're poor but sure to spend all your money living as if you make 6 figures, goy

>>508009592
Imagine being a zoomer retarded nigger and believing this

>>508009592
>wifi

>>508011597
She’s a size queen and Al was packing

>>508008118 (OP)
quality bake op
have a Duck

>>508008118 (OP)
We called out his supposed poverty at the time. Slide thread. Not that typing anything does anything anymore.

>>508008267
Ed was 31yo when they started and 41 when they stopped.

Bottom was 4chan on television before 4chan existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOxRKtIXArA

>>508019791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5p-YQkbe_s

>>508019772
the age of the actor isn't that important. HIs daughter was at least 14 when the show started so the character is at least like 33. mid/late 30's is where it started for sure.

>>508009592
>>508009763

back then i adored the show, but in hindsight i realize what a degeneracy, white-boi loserism and anti-maternalism jewish psyop it was. the two show runners were a kike and a negroid

>>508008118 (OP)

It was popular serie because people liked to watch someone whose life is worse than theirs and laughing for it.....younger generations won't laugh because they life is even worse than his.

>>508008280
That's like 40lb heavier than any layman should ever be

>>508019791
>Bottom was 4chan on television before 4chan existed.
BASED

>>508020443
rare 2025-era good Finland post

The house is a flaw, really. I had friends whose parents both worked better jobs than Al and I remember having them telling me to get away from the windows because the debt collectors were knocking on the door. They eventually lost their house. It was definitely possible if you managed your finances better, but Al assumingly earning minimum wage wouldn't have kept that house.
Boomers were the ones where a man could work one job and support the whole family, and then women just worked because they were bored after the kids grew up. Al and Peggy's parents would have had that life.
Don't get me wrong, it's even worse today. Two decent jobs without any kids still doesn't buy a house. But the house was just an easy set for the show for numerous gags.
Keep in mind that the Dodge had no brakes. The car doesn't mean shit, it was probably worth $500 at most.

>>508016770
The standard of living was actually higher. The quality of goods were way higher as well. I won't bother debunking each point since they're all inaccurate.

Generally people had a lot more. Maybe not cheap junk, but the stuff they had went a lot further. In most cases they got to live in a homogenized high trust neighborhood, which is more important than anything you listed.

A bizzare side effect of the great leechfucking of America (1990-Current Year) is that globalization made everything the same. Those small homogenous neigborhoods made it so travelling just an hour felt like a foreign country. Now even when I travel cross country it's all the same shit. It's like capitalism somehow stole the drabness
of soviet communism.

>>508016280
Yeah, but it really speaks to his state of mind.

Just propaganda with a comedy twist.

He is supposed to be a loser, therefor all of his views should be seen as those of a loser propaganda.
His wife is also supposed to be a loser since they had been pushing all women to to join the workforce. Not stay home. So she is a stay at home loser.
This is programming the goyim.
Same as all in the family, the simpsons, family guy, etc.
By making relateable comedy it does well enough to actualy influence the goyim.

Al Bundy is supposed to be a loser with a family, and all of his typical masculine views are supposed to then also be seen as those of a loser and someone that views things as a highschool male, which is when he fondly remembers as his prime.
This is how they try to associate normal masculine views with being backwards, naive, and childish.
It is a get with the times loser message.

The overton window has just shifted so much in the direction they were programming people into back then that this now seems tame and not all that bad.

The entire point of these shows is to project traditional values and families as bad.
They invert all things proven to work to create good society and families.
With everything foreign or opposite an enlightened viewpoint.
The men are losers, women should run everything, masculinity is toxic.
If you follow the logic it leads to being normal to be trannies with aids and health issues going to therapy on anti depressants working as hard to make money for shekelberg as possible with family life the least important thing and consuming as an atomized individual with self destructive identities the most important.
Jewish TV, promoted music, etc is usualy subversion.
Some do it by mocking good values and traditions. Others by promoting self destruction as wholesome idealistic ways of life or just plain fun.

Not so long ago you could buy an entire family home from a sears catalog as compared to the glorified trailers larping as tiny homes from Amazon you see today

>>508020581
he was broke as hell. they made constant jokes about not being able to afford FOOD. the mortgage was using all his money.

>>508018687
Where you can swear like a sailor, and you wish you could bail her!

>>508017314
That’s a funny way to write “got murdered by a gold digging jewess”

>>508020838
So? He had a mortage. That early in his life he was able to save up a down-payment and then qualify for a mortage. Nowadays people pay sometimes 20% more in rent than the mortage payment on the same dwelling.

I'm paying cheap rent and still barely able to afford food.

>>508020838
The show didn't have a lot of rules honestly. It was sometimes realistic and sometimes completely off the wall. Like in some episodes it was obvious they could afford basic necessities because they didn't write any poor jokes that episode, and then in another they're literally eating out of dog bowls. The show presented itself in a way where they could get away with anything as long as it's funny, it was almost more like a cartoon sitcom.

>>508018844
What the fuck. Same height but I hover around 160-170 lbs

>>508018652
Was he training yet during the show? I know he was a Gracie BJJ guy, but very few people were training with the Gracie's before 1993.

>>508020747
Good post, anon.

>>508021194
he had a sales job that paid commissions. this wasn't uncommon back then and your income varied a lot. that was all fairly realistic.

>>508008118 (OP)
>gues how come my jewish works of fiction dont correlate with reality?!?!?!?!?!?!??

?!?!?!

??

?

!

you are dumb as shit

>>508020991
Where the tits are fake
But man do they shake!

>>508008118 (OP)
Don't care. Its sad that girls like Christiana Applegate don't exist anymore and probably never will again

>>508008118 (OP)
Best sitcom ever made. Try to make fat jokes about women on tv now LOL. Also, creator and writer was a negro.

>>508008662
Nighers, in the 90s Roseanne was the epitome of a fatass.

That show was cozy if you could filter out the disgusting jewish agitprop, but Roseanne and Goodman were fat people that you didn't see until the mid 2000s en mass. There was maybe 1 or 2 "fat people" (that phrase had such a derogatory tone then) in your small hometown, and ironically I had one that looked EXACTLY like Roseanne

>>508016770
Go back to plebbit

>>508021703
it did correlate with reality before pic rel you dishonest jew

>>508022061
fat couples like Roseanne were not super rare, but John Goodman was enormous for the time. The key is that they are like 40 and broke and stressed out and trashy midwestern backwater-dwellers. No one younger would be that fat.

>>508016770
>technology advancing means you’re wealthy, goy!
Shlomo pls.

Al’s parents are deceased. It’s their house. Peggy married him after she was knocked up with Kelly instead of having an abortion, because he inherited the house that was paid for. He only needs to cover property taxes, which he barely does. She didn’t want to live with her nagging mother anymore but as fate turns out, she moved in with them later in the series anyways.

Al also got a scholarship for college football but turned it down due to the marriage and baby then accepted the first job he could find, the shoe store. Never left, lost all of his will when he gave up the scholarship.

Reality is the flaw in your theory OP.

Is he dead or something?

>>508016770
Dumbass foid.

>>508012864
Bud was a horny loser, he never had any incel stuff.

>>508008118 (OP)
he wasn't considered super out of shape and overweight. he was just constantly reliving glory hs years

>>508010524
>german flag
>33 like something other than the obvious answer i should give

>>508022245
Dude they were fucking rare in rural towns. Idk about big cities but small towns had VERY few, i remember people speculation that shows like that were trying to normalize fat fucks and make more of them.

>>508008118 (OP)
It was a sit com
He was whatever that episode needed to be
Don't look for logic in Goyimvision

>>508008280
Goddamn fellas I'm at 226. But I am 6'4"

>>508017250
Bud was fighting/getting squashed by King Kong Bundy so he can get an autograph from him to show and join No Ma'am.

Al and the guys were watching the match, which turned on their wives and forced them to have sex with them. End of the episode Both Al and Bud are on their couch hospitalized, with bud showing the autographed picture but Al says they don't watch Wrestling anymore because it leads to Wrestling at home with the wife.

>>508022061
blues traveler poster, damn. i want to go back.

>>508008118 (OP)
I'da tore up ol' Peg's hairy pussy.

>>508014232
Same. Never watched Sons of Anarchy but Married With Children was right at the end when I was a kid and I blew many a load to Peggy and her daughter when I was younger. I always wondered why the hell Al was so reticent to fuck Peggy, she was an absolute bombshell. But I suppose that is marriage. I fuck my wife every day (except when she's on the rag) and I will say that it's of course nothing like the first night we met, so I think I understand now.

>>508008280
I'm 5'11" and 300lb and I would consider myself slightly overweight. Really my biggest problems are
>clothes don't fit/look like tarps
>chairs break when I sit in them
>breathing is hard and loud
Otherwise I don't feel like it's THAT fat desu.

>>508014232
Same here. I busted nuts to Marcy Darcy too.

>>508023736
That's not bad at all. Maybe 10-15lbs over, but not terrible. Honestly for someone your size I'd try to keep on the slimmer side to ensure you're still healthy into old age, but if you're younger and athletic then you are a perfect weight. Just make sure that every decade you slim a few pounds off, don't be the fat tall guy when you're a senior or you will die unexpectedly.

>>508008280
239
I am that weight, workout and do plenty of cardio. Yes that is fat for 5'11 being able to see my abs is at 220-225. If you are taller like 6'2-6'6 then you can see abs at that weight or if your really fit you can have abs at 260lbs

This show was one of the most subversive things ever put on Torahvision. And that says a lot.
Also this is a pop culture nostalgia slop slide thread.
>>508009829
Cops? You mean zogbots. As in the last ones that will ever turn against them? Yeah how about you go fuck yourself, boomer.
I'd rather be a "late bloomer" than a pedophile boomer. Probably one of the reasons you worship the tunnel rabbis so much. You can relate to each other.

>>508009763
And the 90s weren't normal. No decade since Isn'treal became a thing has been normal. Yes the 50s were pozzed too.

>>508008267
This. Al was shown to still be able to fight and win against guys his own age and younger.

>>508022919
Absolutely and now alot of the rural south is basically diabetic. There rarely skinny in the trades. Any longer than 2 years of working there and they balloon up like a walrus.

>>508013420
That photo was made in one of those Diddy parties right?

>>508013420
https://youtu.be/HD-PK6bB1sk?si=OL_uyNY0p3cEjlOy

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Men
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Masterhood

>>508008118 (OP)
Man this show was comedy gold.
Weird thing is that for as much violence shows get away with today, the low brow humor would never pass the censors today.
The average fat joke in every episode would instantly get the network swamped with angry mail from screeching femilards today.

>>508029120
You right wing assclowns lap family destroying propaganda up whenever it bashes women huh?

>>508029207
Yes it was so edgy and un-PC. Just like All in the Family, right? Disregard thought that they were not laughing with you when they wrote Archie Bunker and Al Bundy. They were laughing at you.

>>508016770
Nigger just about everything you said is wrong or didn't matter
t. Born in the 1970s

>>508016770
Most people never travel overseas now either, assclown.
You know you're just as insufferable as the people who miss the 80s and 90s. Because you hate the 80s, 90s, 50s etc. for all the wrong shitlib reasons to do so. And the entire cold war through the 90s was still a progressive liberal shitfest anyway. So I don't even get why you pretend to hate it now. Only reason I can think of is that you're on this linear progress forever bullshit.

>>508016770
>You realize the overall standard of living was a lot lower in the 1980s than now, right?
I went to Germany and France. in 88'
We had phones in multiple rooms and I and my sister both got our own line in 88'-89'
We have TVs in multiple rooms, albeit 13" little portable Sony or old B&Ws
I got my first Apple IIe and then the 1984 Mac before 1986
Most of my friends had Atari and/or ColecoVision until the Nintendo came out.
>clothes were expensive
yes. but they lasted 10x longer than the cheap chinese/india crap that is being sold today.
We went out to eat at least once a week
People generally had a lot less need for anything.
And that was a middle class life for a teacher and sales man.
>born: 1976

>>508030378
Lets not forget that the only reason to have a bed was to sleep or fuck in. Most people that lived before the internet went out as much as possible. I remember as a kid we went window shopping as much as we went to the park. Parents could not afford shit but they sure as shit shopped with there eyes.

>>508030728
Sunday blue laws were restaurants were the only thing opened for business. We'd go to the Luby's at the mall and then walk around the mall and window shop. Damn I hated life back then, but going back now feels like it would be idyllic.

>>508030728
This is why get why many who were kids back then miss it. I remember the 90s as a kid felt like an adventure. We were out almost all day too.
But then there was still also abuse and trauma from psychotic boomers too.

>>508008118 (OP)
Katey Segal is only 33 there, in real life

>>508031030
>I remember the 90s as a kid felt like an adventure. We were out almost all day too.
>But then there was still also abuse and trauma from psychotic boomers too.
THIS 1000%
The psychotic boomers are WHY we were out almost all day. They couldn't wait to push the kids out the door. My mom used to tell me to go outside and not come back until the sun was going down.