Thread 508018979

KABOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

>>508018979 (OP)
Should've hired more indians women lgbt and bipoc

starshat is going to be the biggest failure of a program in the history of spaceflight

>>508019090
He replaced all the white falcon 9 engineers with H1Bs.

>>508018979 (OP)
>ELON HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

Really doubt that. Failure isn't a failure when learned from and the next one he builds takes off.

>>508019365
How many times will the Indians at spacex fail before you realize theyre just retards?

>>508018979 (OP)
the falcon rockets launch and land so regularly nobody even notices them anymore

Shit prolly looked so crazy watching it blasted on ketamine

>>508019365
yeah he's not afraid to fail knowing how that leads to success. nasa on the other hand became so risk adverse that they became completely paralyzed

We need to cut off all government funding to this junkie immediately and begin investigations. Won't happen until the Shabbos GOP is out, unfortunately.

>>508019226
Serves Elon right then. Fucking moron.

>>508019365
>indian "scientists" blow up your rockets
>hire more indians
Hes not learning at all

>>508018979 (OP)
>this was expected
>we gained large amounts of data
>this was a backup rocket we were getting rid of
>a drone sabotaged it
>we decided to explode it
>this was not a spaceX rocket at all

>>508019755
This is criminal negligence at this point. Rockets shouldn't be blowing up in 2025. Especially with nuclear energy advocates talking about shooting nuclear waste off into space. It's ridiculous.

>>508018979 (OP)
Elon calls.
Indeed.
He shall be empowered now, he shall navigate.

Elon, the path is laid, the doors are open.

Do not falter. See now.

You never will get where you're going,
If ya never get up on your feet.
Come on, there's a good tail wind blowin',
A fast walking man is hard to beat.

https://youtu.be/R2lhQCxKx_Y

>>508018979 (OP)
wdym his rockets were always exploding
the true art of the deal is about who can grab more handout shekels for his projects

>>508018979 (OP)
Have falling out with boyfriend. Call him out for being on pedophile jews travel list, MOSSAD didn't like that. Quick we need something to make him look really bad to lose public favor as well as distract from what he said. Also if he is of the chosen then chances are they would get in trouble for directly killing him. Oy vey you always hit the jew where it hurts, his wallet.

>>508019934
Are you a rocket scientist and if so what is your specialization? Oh just talking shit on the internet. Hmmm

They should put rockets in a tube, then if they blow up it just shoots the capsule into space like a bullet.

>>508018979 (OP)
Anyone that thinks this was an accident and not sabotage from the left is very naive

>>508021063

What about previous 5 failures, schizo?

>>508018979 (OP)
theme of that webm: https://youtu.be/a2OX7Uxhu-o?si=gNiVe38xUUTrmmJS

>>508018979 (OP)
See? That's the result you can expect when you rely on white (spit) engineers. We need more h1bs.

>>508018979 (OP)
I've never seen an explosion to big, damn

https://youtu.be/Gp6wDjU23yI

https://youtu.be/Gg5KfL-4asE

I get plenty of ass, so call me an ass-tronaut
As I blast past another nigga's ass that thought he was strong
But I smoke him like grass, just like Cheech and Chong
When I flow, niggas know it's time to take a hike
'Cause I grab the mic and flip my tongue like a dyke
I got rhymes to keep you enchanted
Produce a smokescreen with the funky green to keep your eyes slanted
So check the flavor that I'm bringing
The motherfucking D-R-E will keep their motherfucking heads ringing

>>508018979 (OP)
the h1b engineers couldnt solve this simple problem..................

>>508022319
its 50% because its either the box with one or the box with two right?

>>508022319
1/2

>>508022545
>>508022563
its 2/3 actually, back to india with you

>>508018979 (OP)
GOKUUUU AAAGHH

>>508020941
Shut your brown ass up, faggot.

Boeing’s rockets never blow up just sayin

>>508022690
>infographic is filled with grammatical errors
>person posting it is a nigger
checks out

>>508018979 (OP)
Jeet "engineering" at its finest.

>>508018979 (OP)
Why does Starship keep failing while the booster works flawlessly most of the time?
Isn't the ship supposed to be the simpler part?

>>508022818
>very jewishly (and falsely) throws down the semantics flag to avoid addressing the fact that he cant answer the question correctly

>>508022690
Show your work

>>508018979 (OP)
Yeah, I am not going to Mars it seems
fuck

>>508019090
Yep. We need even more Indians to fix this

>>508018979 (OP)
*claps and cheers*

>>508019365
Now that's what I call COPE

>>508020497
>>508022141
https://youtu.be/Dp11DjaUc5A

Hear its sepulchral tone.

https://youtu.be/3j8ZRANuu5Y

https://youtu.be/lm-8NaFdpO8

https://youtu.be/DzEHtTe0j3U

>>508019934
Yo Elon, let me know whenyou allow remote work available. I will interview then again. You still need mental comprehension with the imperial system.

>>508018979 (OP)
This wouldn't happen if the rocket was solar-powered.

>>508023019
there are three ways to choose a gold ball, two of them are from box 1. box 1 is the only box with two gold balls. since it is impossible to pull a gold ball from box 3, it is disregarded because its baked into the question: "its a gold ball." so you have box 1 and box 2. there are two ways out of three you can pick from box 1:

Picking G1 -> picking G2 second (win)
Picking G2 -> picking G1 second (win)
Picking G3 -> picking silver second (loss)

QED

>>508022690
It’s actually 50/50 how it’s written

>>508018979 (OP)
Could give a fuck about Elon, but this is sad because I actually want successful space operations to be a thing. Could lead to a new age of exploration eventually.

>>508023312
show your work chief

>>508023312
The car cannot go a finite speed in the next mile to average 30 mph for the entire 2-mile trip, because the time constraint (1/15 hours total) has already been fully used by the first mile. The required speed for the second mile would theoretically be infinite, which is not practical. Thus, it is impossible to achieve an average of 30 mph under these conditions.

>>508022921
Maybe it has too much mass.

>>508020941
oh, hey ranjeesh
shouldn't you be "all hands" on the rocket explosion?

>>508018979 (OP)
Lmao this was definitely sabotaged on Trump's orders

Hundreds of fucking test each costing tax payers billions each. LOLW

>>508018979 (OP)
Christmas Eve 2024
FAFO, Elon.

>>508022795
You need to chill out.

>>508018979 (OP)
>mandate of heaven
He never had it.

>>508018979 (OP)
NSF?

>>508018979 (OP)
As long as no one got hurt it isnt a big deal.

>>508019671
His goons are still begging democrats to trust him after giving republicans a massive advantage.

>>508018979 (OP)
At least he didn't cook alive any astronauts in there

>>508018979 (OP)
>"What was that? "No gods, no kings. Only men"?
>"lol talk shit, get hit, MORTAL!"
>"trolololol"

>>508020145
>nuclear energy advocates talking about shooting nuclear waste off into space.
>Millions of square miles of desert where it can be buried in concrete
>Lets risk contaminating the atmosphere instead
Who comes up with this shit?

>>508023312
45mph?

>>508023242
fuck your antiquated arbitrary retarded rollercoaster, just learn metric already

>>508018979 (OP)
You shouldnt have made that post, Musk. See what happens?

>>508018979 (OP)
Amerisharts say that Elon is the greatest tech genius that ever lived and that Kanye is a musical genius (except NHH, that's terrible).
Maybe dying for Pissrael is a good use for them after all

>>508018979 (OP)
BOOMSHAKALAKA
fuck musk. I want my data back. fuck palantir too. The new tech elites suck. I miss bill gates.

>>508018979 (OP)
China will be first back to the moon and then conduct the first successful crewed Mars mission.

>>508023312
If by "how it's written" you mean the phrase "it's a gold ball" and more specifically just the word "it's", taken inexplicably in a way that goes against every convention of mathematical problems, resulting in an outcome that is not repeatable in any experiment because it requires fate, defying all common sense, intuition, and logic - then yes, it is written that way.

>>508023696
Pay back your student loans and quit complaining goy!
Maybe if you worked as hard as these Indians you'd be able to stay ahead of the interest.

>>508022319
I's not a 50/50 coin flip. It’s a Bayesian problem; updating probabilities based on evidence.

Drawing a gold ball is more likely if you were in the GG box (2 chances out of 2)

Drawing a gold ball is less likely if you were in the GS box (1 chance out of 2)

So, seeing a gold makes it twice as likely you're in the GG box.

--> 2/3

>>508019226
Unironically this.
Jewish genes.

>>508022319
done

>>508023417
>you either pick it or you don’t
>yes or no
>50/50

>>508023240
>>508024279
>>508024397
>You shouldnt have made that post
https://youtu.be/er416Ad3R1g

https://youtu.be/4rq8PjgNI3c

I wanna love you, but I better not touch.

https://youtu.be/1P_H1LhXF2E

>>508022319
Pic rel

>>508025214
>change 2 choices to 6 choices
Those are not identical problems

>>508018979 (OP)
LOL no. Every great business man has this moment
>I took a risk

Spec-tac-u-lar!

>>508019226
Sure he did?

>>508020941
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know/see that subhumans are inferior & incompetent, retard

>>508018979 (OP)
>MANDATE OF HEAVEN
Oh this is some chinkspam shit? No wonder it's so retarded.

>>508025214
It's 2 turds balls are gold and 1 turd they are silver. You rancid lipid.

>>508025214
You have to steelman the 50/50 argument and assume they know the statistics, they just think that "it's a gold ball" means "disregard everything that came before, you were fated to pick one of the boxes with a gold ball". Because this is the only possible defensible position they have, although it's not very good.

>>508025261
vril drone

clone center in brownsville, tx

>>508019226
>H1Bs
is that a new type of o-ring?

>>508023312
To infinite, and beyoooond

>>508018979 (OP)
What's the giant pedo up to these days anyhow since he got obliterated by the Orange Chimp?
Haven't heard much except this 10th massive explody environmental catastrophe.

Whose autistic kid did he father today?

>>508025021
Look there they are, the chinksects

>>508023312
The radar will flash you!

>>508019570
Maybe they should strap a bunch of falcons together to the side of this monstrosity!

>>508018979 (OP)
God I wish that was Tel Aviv

>>508019365
Don’t bother with the these incels.
They can’t stand an African American succeeding.

Rockets is a hard job

>>508025160
Starting from the wrong point, bro. Sorry.
You have a G in hand. Redraw the tree with that info included.

>>508018979 (OP)
Implying literally every rocket he's launched hasn't exploded LMAO

Here is a new one.

>>508018979 (OP)
Elon is gonna go bankrupt dude. Between his autism, ketamine addiction, tesla shenanigans, and shitass rockets, the money is gonna run dry. He was on the ragged edge financially years ago, even when people liked him.

>>508027868
he is a front. the public face of money laundering. the fucker has no agency. he is just a public figure for media consumption.
all the bought and paid for e-celebs get their dimes by licking his balls on "podcasts".

>>508019365
>Really doubt that. Failure isn't a failure when learned from and the next one he builds takes off.
Races are not created equal. Ten thousand jeet 'professionals' aren't equal to one white engineer, and never will be.

>>508027143
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

>>508027593
B, hate this gay canadian voting shit though.

>>508018979 (OP)
kino

>>508018979 (OP)
Truly symbolic

>>508019090
>>508019552
>>508019226
>>508025592


There's something called ITAR you mongs. indians can't be hired for SpaceX. All the Indians are at TESLA and X.

>>508019090
Wouldn't be surprised if mossad asset pajeets were sabotaging his shit

>>508018979 (OP)
rocket has severe allergic reaction

>>508028224

How do you even become such a loser in life? kek
SpaceX legally can't and doesn't hire any H1B or Indians.
Despite the fact, this was a static fire test... so yeah, american nahtzees being retarded as usual.

>>508019819
Yes

"The Super Heavy booster, which is the first stage of the Starship launch system, uses 33 Raptor engines"
If a single one of these has a failure, the entire bunch goes up. More engines=more failure points.

>>508019226
LOL LMAO

>>508018979 (OP)
Ugh going to space in giant bottle rockets is hard, see! Ugh. If only UFO's were real and part of a secret tax laundering program. Ugh. They aren't though. Bottle rockets are as good as it gets.

>>508019226
It's now Saarlink and Pajeela

>>508029715
>>508029876
here comes the poo larper. again. shitstaining those beautiful flag colors. take a hike motherfucker. you are not fooling anybody here.

>>508029299
Wrong, and yes it is shit.

>>508030227


I will personally shove a missile up a Turks asshole if Israel goes for Turkey next.

>>508029715
I think you mispronounced ISAAR

>>508018979 (OP)
Probably some spiteful employees sabotaging his works through design flaw.

>>508029715
Based

>>508030388
yea yea.
they way you type the threads you pop in and the subjects you talk about are shitreeking from miles away. you are not fooling anybody.
change the way you type. moron.!

>>508018979 (OP)
Watching shit spontaneously explode just makes me laugh. It's like watching people slipping or getting hurt while doing something retarded / non-self-aware. I think knowing H1Bs contributed to this makes it better.

>>508030227
SpaceX is literally only allowed to hire us citizens

https://youtu.be/CIvtiNpKEY0?si=6dGs2TQA5DDj913I

>>508030672
yea you are an expat poo too.
always looking out for one another.
you scum are marked for life. it is so easy calling you faggots out.
on every fucking thread.

>>508018979 (OP)
>AI will solve this
just two more gigawatts of compute

>>508019365
>two more failures

>>508018979 (OP)
what the fuck is that explosion? I've seen missiles with less hellfire

>>508018979 (OP)
More like H1BOOM

>>508018979 (OP)
Was Katy perry on that?

>>508018979 (OP)
Allah is angry with him for not denouncing Zion Don.

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>>507116004
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Hamas = Israel
ISIS = Israel
Hezzbollah = Israel
Iran = Israel
Semites = Semites
Sand people = Sand People
Christianity = Judaism
Islam = Judaism
Hitler = Jesus
Trump = Jesus
Nuclear weapons = DO NOT EXIST
The Iron Dome never existed. Both sides are shooting fireworks at each other.

Hail Odin
Hail Hermes
Hail Mercury

>>508019365
You'd expect that SpaceX had learned by now how to build COPVs that don't rupture. They've only been doing it for about 15 years.

Getting ships into space is a challenge(r).

>>508018979 (OP)
Jew sabotage

>>508019090
That's what he did anyway.

>>508032065
racket is hard job.

I'd prefer to see human progress and exploration, even if it means a guy who criticized the greatest President Israel ever bought gets to have a win. But that's just me.

>>508025214
You faggots are the same niggers that think food just magically appears in grocery stores.

>>508031539
>>508032065
!solrac

>>508019090
Uhoh, a rocket blew up, let me tell you why we need 100k more H1B jeets for SpaceX, Tesla and X

>>508018979 (OP)
>When your nation is no longer White

>>508023069
saar india engineer number wan in world

>>508019755
>nasa on the other hand became so risk adverse
>hires niggers

>>508018979 (OP)
is this something to be expected when you just test a take off? how much money is this down the drain?

>All of the technical leaders had come to the United States under Operation Paperclip after working together at Peenemünde.
>Von Braun knew well the capabilities of these individuals and had great confidence in them. >In the following decade of developing hardware and technical operations that established new levels of complexity, there was never a single failure of their booster designs during crewed flight.

>>508027868
It would be impossible for him to go bankrupt with the amount of money he has. if he just set aside 1 billion and put it in a 5% interest account thats 50 million a year.

>>508018979 (OP)
Crazy. I replayed the explosion like 20 times. Its an internal pressure explosion not at explosion explosion. Its like it was over pressurized

>>508018979 (OP)

Oh no... the scumbag who elected Trump!
Nobody will miss this scum when he's gone.
Not even his own sons.

>>508019552
How many more times will all the private space companies fail at progressing space travel before you realize they are failing for a reason.

>>508020145
You retards genuinely need to be locked up.

>>508031514
It a tank full of about 1 millions "gallons" of liquid oxygen and methane. im kinda making this up but that means it looks allot worse than damage it caused. i bet a 2000 pound JDAM bomb detonated at the same spot would cause way more damage to site.

>>508025857
Same concept, costs 2/3s as much.

>>508029715
You've never worked in the defense industry kike. There are many Indians who gets hired and obtain clearance just as long as their record is clean. Less and less whites every year

>>508018979 (OP)
The trump curse

>>508027585
Falcon 9 launches three times a week without incident you fucking mongoloid.

>>508018979 (OP)

Space X was created to build starlink.

Starlink was created to build neuralink.

Elon Musk has implanted all people with neuralink using covid test sticks.

>>508034637
If they were stupid enough to get tested for a made up disease, they deserve it.