>tfw no "Ivory Alert"

>>508020029 (OP)

niggers are special like Ed.

>>508020029 (OP)
i hope they stay missing
this is a good idea actually it signals to the police they get a day off
CAPTCHA: SH80N

>>508020029 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=899kVhFsApM

>>508020029 (OP)
Black alert

At least we know when not to look now

>>508020029 (OP)
>Ebony Alert
Motion to declare this the official term for potential chimpouts

>>508020029 (OP)
>Ebony Alert
new euphemism for niggers stealing just dropped lmao

>>508020029 (OP)
A special category that helps people opt out of their notifications?
It will work just as well as labeling businesses as "black owned" so people know where not to shop.

>>508020029 (OP)

NIGGER ALARM

>>508020029 (OP)
lol the amber alert was mostly for missing black kids anyways.
>ebony
lolol it has to have BLACK in the name. theyre like the themed gangsters from warriors. whites used to criticize whites for thinking they could just put "black" on things and market them to black people. they get cowed into stopping and now major political activists are lobbying for state policies to put the black label on special versions of everything just for blacks.

>>508020029 (OP)
So amber alerts are for orange children?

>>508020335
The melon trap did not work.

>>508020029 (OP)
>WE AT DEF JAM 3

>>508020029 (OP)
awesome now I know I can immediately ignore it, just like
>black-owned
>woman-owned
kek, I really appreciate you making my bigotry easier

>>508020679
>>508020699
>call da amber lamps
sheeeeeeeeeit

>>508020763
they came prepared

>>508020029 (OP)
It seems strange to let people know immediately that their isn’t any reason to care

>>508020029 (OP)
wypeeoo don sean dey alarms

>>508020029 (OP)
Finally an alert I won't feel bad turning off.

>>508020679
Don't you also have something like a "feather alert" for natives?

white and kike pedophiles are kidnapping these children to satisfy their sick and twisted genetic and cultural practice and fixation of raping, torturing and murdering kids.

>>508020029 (OP)
>tfw they find them hanging out with the local gang bangers over and over

This will ironically lead to a decline in missing black kids being reported and found because people will subconsciously or consciously reason that the alert is due to usual black foolishness and not actually a serious issue and therefore be less inclined to give a fuck.
>Amber alert for missing kid? Oh I better keep an eye out
>Ebony alert for missing black kid? Oh who cares - Shanniqua probably forgot to tell her neighbour that she's taking her kids to the welfare office today so she can claim them on her household income

>"Is there a RED ALERT for missing native americans?"
My wife can be funny sometimes.

>>508020029 (OP)
Shieet
We jus call them smoke detectors

>>508020029 (OP)
Way to make it super easy to ignore.

>niggers demand preferential treatment not because they need it but because they deserve it

>>508020029 (OP)
Patriarchy dog whistle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

>>508020514
lmao

This actually will do more harm than good to them. I already ignore them because 99% of the time it's some black kid that the other parent took in a dispute and was never really in danger.

>>508020029 (OP)
California is a clown state

>>508020029 (OP)
So we know when to not send tips? Cool thanks.

>>508020029 (OP)

If it's brown flush it down

>>508020029 (OP)
I hate niggers so much.

>>508020317
The based department has considered your request and deems it acceptable, it is hereby granted
t.CSO office of racism, Nate Higgers

>>508020029 (OP)
Cool I can immediately disregard it and lock my doors so the little nigger doesn't break in.

>>508020029 (OP)
Should make one to find missing black dads instead.

>>508020029 (OP)
Nice we officially have a nigger alarm now?

you really think this is a good idea? really?
>"oh shit! an aler-"
>ebony alert
>pic related

>>508023994
/thread

>>508020029 (OP)
>Ebony alert
Great, thanks! How do I unsubscribe?

>>508020029 (OP)
>Ebony alert
Is that where they paint a lightbulb matte black and respond with haste when it starts flashing?

>>508020029 (OP)

It's going to be all niggers doing stupid shit like violating custodial orders. Remember Jacob Blake and the incident he caused in Kenosha? That would've been an Ebony alert.

>>508020294
This. Save amber alerts for children that matter.
>>508023922
God I love working here
>>508023994
DOC already lets you look up inmates

>>508020029 (OP)
Nigger stupidity has no limits.

>>508020029 (OP)
>Amber Alert? That's racist.
>Let's make a Silver Alert, Feather Alert, Ebony Alert, and Blue Alert
California, Amber Alert was just named after the kid Amber who got abducted and killed, stop trying to diversify a fucking emergency alert system
These fags have lost the plot. Although if I lived in Cali and saw "Ebony Alert", I'd just close my phone so I guess they're fucking themselves over.

>>508020335
>>508020763
Yeah why did they ignore the watermelon? But they went straight for the booze and cigarettes lol.

>Settings -> Safety & emergency -> Wireless emergency alerts -> Ebony alerts
>Off

>>508020029 (OP)
amber was a girls name, not a color, you retards

>>508027573
ebony is probably somoene's name

>>508027448

>>508027448
>The Black and Missing Foundation also also found that Amber alerts are inexplicably less effective when Black children are missing than for white children.
lmao well, your hypothetic might carry some weight

>>508020029 (OP)
what will the alert to find all the missing black fathers be called?

Black kids don't get found less because of racism, they get found less because they go missing in the fucking ghetto lol

>>508020335

>>508020165
>>508020029 (OP)
I blocked amber alerts because they are only used when a good white father protects his children.

Actually I should turn them back on so I know to give the guy a safe place to stay

>>508020317
hear, hear. i second the motion put forward by fratellonon

>>508020029 (OP)
CA has always been delusional

>>508020029 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ZVbT_rPiL9E

>>508031294
>every phone notification is just "Buffalo, Brown"

>>508031397
I want to play this at a random black person on the street, or make it the ringtone for when a black co-worker rings me

>>508020029 (OP)
Nice. Makes it easier to ignore.

>>508031294
>the missing person is an indigenous woman or an indigenous person
?

>>508031294
>emergency alert for Indians (the native kind)
>call it Feather Alert
So when's the Dot Alert dropping?

>>508020029 (OP)

N I G G E R

A L E R T !!!

ALERT! THERE ARE LOOSE NIGLETS ROAMING THE STREETS!!!
ENESURE YOU HAVE LOCKED YOUR CAR/HOUSE!!!
PLACE ALL EXTERIOR ITEMS THAT HAVE NOT BEEN BOLTED DOWN IN SECURE, LOCKED UP LOCATIONS!!!