You can apologize now.

>>508027263 (OP)
kyle done got fat, boy

>>508027263 (OP)
Based pandamaxing

>>508027263 (OP)
Fuckin Chud Lee right here boy

>>508027263 (OP)
this is some john rambo first blood part 2 shit right here

>>508027263 (OP)

>>508027263 (OP)
a real blapper

>>508027263 (OP)
wtf is this real? iran is F U C K E D

>>508027263 (OP)

> holds the gun into his face direction while reloading

I thought Americans knew how to use guns?

>>508027263 (OP)

>>508027263 (OP)
BASED

>>508027263 (OP)
Chinese bros i think its over

>>508027263 (OP)
Wow, he's literally me

>>508027263 (OP)
Thats not fat, thats a one pack

>>508027263 (OP)
>babayaga

>>508027880
There was no reload, Mr. never held a gun. He's doing a malfunction clearing drill. And he didn't do anything particularly wrong.

>>508027263 (OP)
I take back everything I ever said about fat people. The guy is a killing machine.

>>508027263 (OP)
>the average /hg/ poster

>>508027263 (OP)
Ok I take it back, this is epic.

>>508027263 (OP)
Play it on 2x speed and he's a beast

>>508027263 (OP)
is this that lightsaber guy?

>>508027263 (OP)
This tier one sloperator has built up a protective layer around his vital organs

>>508027263 (OP)
Don't really matter how fat you are when you're throwing lead down range, that dude could probably take 20 rounds before he dropped.

>>508028400
It's called a brass check you dumb troglodyte

>>508027263 (OP)
The thing that triggers me most is him drawling the gun and pointing it at the dummy inside of it's arms length. #1 hallmark of a larper.

>>508027263 (OP)
What a let down. I was hoping the fat fuck would shoot himself in the ass. Instead he just ends up playing patty cake with a boxing dummy.

>>508027263 (OP)
The blade he was studying is a kitchen knife

>>508028821
>another never held a gun euro talking out of his ass
You guys are funny. No, It's called a tap and rack.

>>508027263 (OP)
Dudes the next chuck noris

>>508028832
i mean he doesnt have that much room in his basement

being a normal weight, able to run a couple of miles and ruck 10 miles, and squat your body weight is going to save your life in a SHTF emergency more than any gun. i guess you will need the fucking gun when you are winded at the end of the block and they are coming to take your supplies.

What's wrong with his gun?

Hell yeah

>>508027263 (OP)

>>508029436
Too much plastic! It's damn near a freaking toy!

>>508027263 (OP)
Absolute unit. is this achievable natty?

>>508027263 (OP)
>exercising
good for him

>>508029082
No, it's called a blow and go.

>>508027263 (OP)
Oh fuck man that SPIN PUNCH HOLY SHIT
Iran is fuckced dude

TRY IT, FAGGOT EUROPISSANT, I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

TRY TO SHOOT ME WHILE I'M UNDER 5 LAYERS OF FAT. YOU'RE OUR BITCHES BECAUSE WE ARE BUILT FOR WAR, AND YOU ARE BUILT TO STARVE!

>>508027263 (OP)
HE'S A BIG BOY

I genuinely fear getting this fat

>>508027263 (OP)
HANSEN YOU YELLOW TORSOED BASTARD

>>508030225
I don't understand how it's physically possible. At the absolute lowest point in my life I did literally ZERO exercise, drank soda all day, ate nothing but fast food and junk food, over ate like crazy, and after multiple years of this I was at most 25 pounds over weight. I don't understand how it's physically possible for people to be 100+ lbs over weight, I wouldn't be able to reach that if I tried my hardest

>>508029737
Incorrect. It's a shit and piss.

>>508030648
because some part of that is exagerated
>I did literally ZERO exercise
either this is not true
>drank soda all day, ate nothing but fast food and junk food, over ate like crazy
or this is not true
and if both of those things are true then
>after multiple years of this I was at most 25 pounds over weight
is certainly not true
can you just stop the cap nigger
its physics you're not gods chosen retard

>>508027263 (OP)
Early internet vibes. This is something ebaulmsworld would have.

>>508030648
It's America motherfucker, with our shitty lifestyles, stress from working, our commutes, and our shitty food, this is a lot more common than you think.
I'm 225 pounds myself but I look nothing like this guy

>>508027263 (OP)
This is what I picture every sign tapping kike looks like

>>508027263 (OP)
Not terrible strikes desu, the form is there. Nigga just needs to put some of that weight behind it.

>>508027263 (OP)
Omegachad

>>508031062
Sad but true. Americans are some of the hardest working people in the world contrary to the “who will do the shit jobs meme”.
RFK JR is right about the food supply being poisoned in the US. Also another reason why processed foods cost so much. But what’s wild is that out milk, chicken, and produce are shit too. Food should be sourced locally. Fuck the spics. Modern food supply chain kills the flavors too. Pick strawberries green in California for them to turn red in Boston. Tasteless garbage. Fresh eggs vs store eggs. No comparison. The best thing for America is an economic collapse that forces localization of food and supply chains.

> blows his balls
> tips fedora

Oh no no no Skinnychuds our response?

>>508027263 (OP)
he's fast

>>508027263 (OP)
I'm ready to go to war with the refrigerator here in a minute boy.

>>508027263 (OP)
Dangerously based

>>508030801
its called run n gun

>>508027263 (OP)
Is that my favorite 400lb kike?

>>508027263 (OP)
He can turn that into something, as long as his joints aren't fucked up.

You can unfuck joints, just need extra life focus (biohacks and shit. Nonsurgical, too.)

>>508028557
God dammit ><
Did it and kek'd hard.
Thanks brother

>>508032356
cartilage just takes fuckin ages to grow / heal / adapt.

>>508027263 (OP)

>working the body only
>slow as fuck
>doesn’t constantly tap his cheeks as muscle memory to keep his hands up
not gonna make it
also I hate how the screws always pop out the back of those Bobs. Just buy a rack and a heavy bag

You can tell when a fat man gets pussy because they seem completely oblivious to the fact they're fat. There's no self-consciousness, shame or timidity. You know that's a man who unlike (You) or me has experienced the love and warmth of a woman because it makes any self doubt completely vanish.

>>508032542

>>508032653
Fat boy can't even reach his dick

>>508027263 (OP)
He sped up the video whilst he was tickling the dummy

>>508027263 (OP)
man, imagine if it was still 1800s and that hog of a man would have to ride a horse
poor animal

>>508027263 (OP)
the fat fuck sped up his gay punches
the gut hanging over the belt what a sight

>>508027263 (OP)
John Thick

>>508027263 (OP)
-t

>>508027263 (OP)
What if his opponent has hands?

>>508027263 (OP)
What a unit.

>>508027263 (OP)
>Threatens him with a gun to force him to submit to getting beat up lmao

>>508027263 (OP)
Thanks for the laugh

>>508027263 (OP)

Maybe i am old, but do you guys remember the OG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paxk_LPmdMI

>>508027263 (OP)
Whilst I appreciate the comedy, you might be surprised to learn that war isn't about cowboy hates and punching Brian, anon.

>>508027263 (OP)
I'm as big as he is and run 5ks each week
even in the heat
you CAN be overweight yet strong

You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

I always wanted one of those Bob boxing dummies. But they are so fucking expensive, might as well get a RealDoll and beat it up.

>>508027263 (OP)
Based, finally a real American thread I can get behind. Kikes mad, we still ain't dying for isNotreal

>>508027263 (OP)
>thought he was going to do some crazy side draw as a payoff to this x2 bullshido
>pulls up pants
Bamboozled myself but it made it even funnier ahahahaha

>>508027263 (OP)
He's just practicing for the next time he goes to McDonalds and they forget his honey mustard sauce.

>>508027263 (OP)
>John Thick
He's coming for your tendies

pic related is from a video of this fat fag shooting his rifle through one of those contraptions that makes you shoot through narrow slots to practice different orientations and learn about optic height over bore. His fat ass shoots it all to shit and then bobs his head when he's done like he just killed osama bin laden.

I can't find the video.

>>508027263 (OP)
NGL, that 360 back sided fist slap was pretty bad ass. I've seen some teeth knocked out with 4 oz bag gloves using the exact method

>>508034948
>WEBM
What the fuck was his problem

>>508027263 (OP)
>Takeout wondo

>>508027263 (OP)
that absolute Chad would annihilate 90% of anons browsing /pol/ currently.

>>508035298
oh god pls kys

>>508035298
Could've called it Cakewondo, but no...

Or Chickenwing Chun

>>508034948
>become ungovernable

>>508027263 (OP)
U.S. Paratrooper?

>>508027263 (OP)
I was hoping the gun was gonna discharge into his fat rolls :(

>>508027263 (OP)
this guy would absolutely wreck hasan piker

I thought he was gonna shoot it and it pissed me off because those dummies are pretty expensive and hard to source these days.

>>508027263 (OP)
Hell yeah

>>508027263 (OP)
We will need tanks like this guy in the future to absorb supressive fire while advancing positions. Don't be so quick to judge. He is a medal of honor waiting to happen. I hope he continues to eat well and abundantly

>>508027263 (OP)
They call him "Megaton".

>>508035298
You can do better Carlos

>>508027460
"Acktuallly,...Bruce Lee is a lord and used Kung fu. This is Naruto song pi karate, newb."