>>508032090This but unironically. I can tell you’re joking but I’m actually packing a monster. 8” length, which is already quite long, but the girth is insane. I’m talking like bigger than a soda can. Actual prostitutes have been like “uh idk if i can take that.” One time i gave an Asian girl PTSD with it. It’s harder than you think. Yeah it’s nice not having a microdick, but having a freakishly large cock isn’t that cool. And even worse, once you fuck one girl, she tells her friends. And word gets around. And soon you’re getting hit on all the time by these horny bitches in heat.