Thread 508032908

Why does every single hot girl have IBS now? Pic unrelated

>>508032908 (OP)
i would push it until I turned into a girl

>>508032908 (OP)
What if I just hold someone at gunpoint and make him press the button

>>508032908 (OP)
Poop fetish taking hold of society.

>>508032908 (OP)
>push
>push
>push
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>push
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>>508032908 (OP)
I'd definitely push it at least 5 times.

>>508032908 (OP)
more melanin in the air bigger butts bigger butts = more pooping its science

>>508033395
Even if I became the gril, I would just keep pushing it.
You can tell a woman made the picture, there is no downside.

>>508032908 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about

>>508032908 (OP)
Why would anyone ever want to be a woman? I never understood the idea.

gut brain axis + hostile society that requires constant anxiety

>>508032908 (OP)
you're not meant to put stuff up your butt. it introduces bacteria that should not be there. most women these days put stuff up their butt.

Imagine being so fucking unlucky that the first press turns you into a girl.

>>508033628
this
we are being poisoned but all technology is literally designed to stress you and rape you
>>508033714
this

>>508032908 (OP)
I'd push the button but I don't know what ibs is

>>508032908 (OP)
0.99^n = 0.5
nln0.99 = ln0.5
n= ln(0.5)/ln(0.99)
n = 68.9675639365

it takes 69 attempts, for the 1% chance to hit at least once to exceed never hitting it

>>508032908 (OP)
>99% chance of living life on easy mode
or
>1% chance of living life on easy mode

Most women, and men, are on pharmaceuticals which lead to bowel problems. Both being on them and getting off of them. Those who aren't are being poisoned via the food supply and poor diet, which also leads to gut problems. Stop taking pharmaceuticals and eat a better diet, supplement what is lost or missing due to GMO jewery.

>>508032908 (OP)
They eat trash.

>>508033714
kek

Because theyre retards who need adult supervision during feeding time

>>508032908 (OP)
>HOT CHIP
>STARBUCKS
>MEDS
>FUCKED BRAIN SOCIETY

>>508033589
see
>>508033788

Yeah, fuck it. I feel like I'd get the money. If I turn into a girl, that would really suck because I love my dick, but I could just focus on being a hot cam chick bimbo or whatever and make bank. Plus, nobody said I couldn't peg my girlfriend.

Y'all reckon you'd be more racist if you were a girl? 'Cause I do.

>>508032908 (OP)
Cosmetics and sunscreen. Probably sunscreen mostly. My gf started using it, and she started getting IBS symptoms. I researched and found that shit is toxic to the gut. She stopped. IBS went away.

>>508032908 (OP)
If that is a real thing the only plausible answer i can think of is vit d deficiency or browns spreading h pylori.

>>508033395
you just became a super girl 5 times over there buddy

>>508033421
This

>>508033997
Yes because women want to find the perfect partner whereas men are desperate to find a singular partner

you could end up an ugly girl
but a million dollars is a million dollars

>>508033988
>become a girl
>become lesbian to save face
lol

>>508033660
It’s the only thing they feel.

>>508034195
Well, I'm not gonna' fuck guys. That's gay.

>>508033589
I mean it would be interesting, horrifying, but interesting. You would essentially be one of a kind. Even if you missed out on the million bucks you could probably make a small fortune off selling your life story alone. Not to mention scientific research and stuff related to it.

>>508033589
Big bouncy boob

>>508032908 (OP)
>life on easy mode
or
>life on super easy mode
That's a nobrainer. Make it two separate buttons if you want a real choice.

>>508034435
Plus, you could make trannies seethe by being the only true MtF in the world. As long you're the only one to not get the money, of course.

>>508032908 (OP)
ALL allergies are through the roof now, and IBS is just another type of allergy. It's basically just eczema / dermatitis on your intestines instead of your skin.

You can debate why all allergies are so endemic now. With IBS I think it has something do do with the FrankenFoods we are eating now.
I know, for me, I never had a problem with wheat and then suddenly I started shitting blood every time I ate Wonder Bread. I was lucky in that I was able to "control" it by not eating wheat for 6 months, and now ONLY eat whole grains. No white flour and no white bread ever, which is a pain because they load that crap into everything, even more than soiy.

>>508034804
Wonder bread is highly processed. Normal white bread is fine. It's what the rich ate so that's why yuropoors Seethe at it

>>508032908 (OP)

20 mil USD will set me for life, so I am taking my chances on that one.

>>508032908 (OP)
Downsides? Either I receive a million or become a girl and get ez life. What's the catch? Of course I'm pushing it like mad.

>>508034406
I'd do the same too

>>508035241
You're a girl, you'll have a woman brain, you'll lose your muscle mass and sense of reason

>>508035512
So living life on easy mode meme confirmed

>>508034804
I got it in my late '20s. Went through all the tests, tried all kinds of diets, not on any pharma, etc. and nothing worked, doctor decided it was a stress reaction - which might be true, it gets worse when I'm under abnormal stress, but I'm NEVER not stressed at all. Personally though I think it was the result of a previous diet, I gained a bunch of weight and started showing some pre-diabetic symptoms, so the doctor put me on a low carb diet for a while, and it's when I lost weight and got off the diet that my issues started up.

Mine at least is pretty predictable and mostly limited to the first 2-3 hours of the day so I can mostly work around it but it still sucks, gotta get up like 2 hours earlier than everybody else and it really hurts my confidence with women since it makes the next morning pretty awkward and embarrassing, though I have noticed that the few times I've had sex since getting it I've had way lighter symptoms. (Which might back up that stress theory.)

>>508032908 (OP)
>Why does every single hot girl have IBS now?

Anal sex.

>>508034804
It wasn't cancer? Totalbiscut shat blood

>>508032908 (OP)
>Why does every single hot girl have IBS now?
eat too much cum for too many men
take many dicks
telegony

ask a virgin they dont have IBS

>>508032908 (OP)
I already became a girl tho. A million bucks would be nice. Would move to a country that isreal doesn't own

Fuck kikes

>>508035512
So? Others will think for you. Just hire an agent. And make a buck.

>>508035762
Im telling you, god made women poop as a punishment Adam not having his woman in line and letting her eat the damn applr

>>508032908 (OP)
*Pushes button*
Oi, I'm a 15yo girl!
Awesome. I went from being a 57yo to being a 15yo. Life, here I come!

>>508033084
>>508033351
>>508033395
>>508033469
trannies

>>508033469
>you can tell a woman made the picture
>there is no downside
Ywnbaw

>>508035962
Would you rather be a Russian girl or boy? Ukr girl or boy? Be honest.

>>508032908 (OP)
To all the autogynephilic faggots ITT, if you became a woman, you'd have to fuck men.

It's autoimmune, allergies.
>>508034804
From the shit they put in food causing you to react to it, unnatural amounts of hygiene, and childhood vaccinations.
They all tweak your immune system and there's enough body of research to say conclusively that the hygiene hypothesis doesn't explain the degree to which allergies have proliferated. Not by itself.

>>508032908 (OP)
I would rather live broke forever than ever have a slight chance of becoming a member of the sniveling jewish rat gender

>>508036188
It's not stated in the picture. You can (continue to) fuck whomever you want. But also milk simps for infinity money.

>>508036188
good
i'm smashing that button until I turn into a girl

>>508032908 (OP)
Becoming a girl is too risky for not that much money, no thanks.

>>508032908 (OP)
Girls are allowing guys to throw their dicks into their assholes and this is causing butthole leaks.

>>508036188
I'm hsts. I already fuck men, the more hairy and sweaty the better.

>>508032908 (OP)
they do anal sex now like fags

>>508033084
Why would you stop then? It's not like you can turn into a girl again, so keep pushing it and collecting cash

>>508033589
Faggots who think grass is greener and want life on easy mode.

>>508033589
I can understand if they were normalfags who didn't understand the nature of women

>>508032908 (OP)
Have my mom push the button since she’s already a girl

>>508032908 (OP)
I will push the button until I get mani millions. And I know I will get them because I will never be a woman.

>>508032908 (OP)
Giid question anon, my guess is they just make auto accounts with the rule 34 ai and collect the money on dummy accounts

>>508032908 (OP)
>pushes button 100 times

>>508036328
>>508036417
Are you sure you're not just gay?

>>508033589
to be attractive, thats basically it
the reality though is that females have a lower IQ on average if you exclude giga dysgenic retards from both sexes

>>508032908 (OP)
If this is true. Then probably because hot chicks are fucking retarded shitskin-lovers who eat garbage ethnic foods.

>>508036904
Anon is telling the truth must mess with his post to trigger the schizos

>>508032908 (OP)
I watched a 90 pound girl order a drink with 8 shots of espresso.

>>508033084
/thread

>>508032908 (OP)
Too much anal sex

>>508032908 (OP)
How about zero percent and I get to fuck jews

>>508033084
This.

>>508037472
It's why a proper diet is essential
Read siege

>>508032908 (OP)
It's from all the anal. Conversely, it is an alt pathway to a Wellbutrin prescription. "No, I'm not suicidal. I just can't stop shitting myself."

>>508036486
This guy passed math class :)

>>508035948
Silence Praveen

i dont want to be a woman but it would keep pressing that button untill i crashed the world economy for good

>>508032908 (OP)
Yeah, what’s the downside?

>>508033084
tsmt

>>508037644
>Why can't I feel good feelings anymore
>Why does my soul hurt
Seek Christ lmao

>>508032908 (OP)
push 100 times. Earn 99 million and become a girl?

>>508033589
I don't WANT to, but man, as somebody struggling to get ahead in a male-dominated career field that's desperate to attract women, the idea of being able to instantly get hired at basically any company I want, be the last one to get laid off during downturns, etc. is pretty damn attractive, not to mention all the money I could make on the side as a female youtuber who's actually competent to make videos about things that are usually dominated by men and that I already have skills and knowledge in. (Cars, motorcycles, fishing, etc.)

Losing my dick would suck but it's not like I have much sex anyway and I've known some pretty cool, cute lesbians over the years.

Do you people actually want to be girls?

>>508033788
you'd regret losing your dick and having your IQ pushed to barely-sentient tier. there is glory to be made in suffering and being not normal. if you get over the first heap, you will reap infinite riches. choosing to be a woman instead is quite literally taking the blue pill.

>>508038014
>I'm just going to turn down the difficulty on life
Skill issue tbqh. Just git gud

>>508032908 (OP)
Jew poison in food
Also Jew birth control has been linked to intestinal problems like IBS and Crohns

>>508033997
it is mathematically impossible for me to be more racist than I already am

>>508033084
this

>>508037472
Not everyone is your mother

>>508033589
It's a mental illness caused by shitty parents and/or getting raped during childhood

>>508032908 (OP)
I would be tempted to push the button but I am hella unlucky to the point where I think I am cursed and I would probably hit the 1% chance of becoming a chick and I would hate that. I already hit a less then 1% roll on something cursed I don’t need more curses

>>508038128
But I love my MRNA FILLED PORK SLOP
FUCK ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME KEEP KOSHER
IS THERE ANY POINT?!
GOD THIS WORLD SUCKS

>>508032908 (OP)
When's the last time you saw a hot girl eat steak?
How about a rack of ribs, did the girl grab a piece or two?
By contrast, how often do you see girls drink super syrupy Starbucks coffee while enjoying a footlong Subway sandwich?
When you have steak, how much of it is chemically added to the steak? Ribs get BBQ rub on, how much of that rub is chemical and barely organic? Nowhere near as much as the glue they put in their coffee.

>>508033589
Comes from the false premise of duality and the quest for "the other half".
"If I can't have my woman, I'll go be my own woman".
Ironically enough, a lot of single guys are single now because if they had gf during lockdowns, they'd go through the terror of breakup as the gf takes the jab and her soul dies.
Omission can be a form of protection.

Also boobs nice, big boobs big nice, happy play all day.
And unlike gf you can't say no.

>>508037951
actually there's only a 63.4% chance of becoming a girl if you press the button 100 times

>>508038018
Not people, but anon does

>>508038244
And it includes a few choices made afterwards
You can absolutely change your statistical fate through embracing the difficulties your life hands you by being a genuinely good person. You know the difficult, necessary Good. Remember that?

>>508032908 (OP)
There's a 1% chance my post number ends in 08 just like OP and I become a girl. I'm pushing the button, let's go!

>>508038418
Ah, I almost forgot. Failmales aren't human anymore. Sad!

>>508038084
It'd really be skipping the grind, I'll end up in the same position eventually but it'll take a lot longer. Being really good at your job doesn't really matter in my field, you just have to meet the standards and not fuck up, and then beyond that it's all just seniority and corporate politics.

>>508033744
indian butt syndrome

>>508033084
You would be an ugly girl as well

>>508038555
You understand that things can change and get better simply by things outside your perception happening which has a ripple effect that improves your life simply by continuing to exist, yes? If you choose this, the game is over, and you lost on purpose. There is no coming back this playthrough. Do you REALLY wish to continue?

>>508032908 (OP)
>99% chance for 1 million dollars
>1% chance for being a girl
What a stupid pic
Here's how it's done
>hit until girl
>start OnlyFans making lewd nazi content
>"Why don't you stick that big Aryan dick in my big meaty oven, oh saint hitler the great"
>"Will you give me 6 million babies herr fuhrer? I wanna rebuild your army for you"
>"I have faith in you guys, strength *plap* through *plap* joy *plap*, strength *plap* through *plap* joy *plap*"
>become multimillionaire in 14,88 days
>leave a positive legacy
>inspire the fourth reich

>>508036701
BASED YWNBARW!

>>508036486
No need after I'm a girl I just get free gibs and betabux til death

>>508038669
Doesn't matter, I'm a multimillionaire lesbian that knows masculinity better than any dyke in existence. I'd have a harem. Lesbian sleepovers every night.

>>508038883
This is a great idea, and should be utilized immediately
If your race is so great then don't die out from turbohitlerbabesavesthearyanrace777

>>508038229
Yeah, if only they were virgins until marriage. Unlike your mother.

>>508034804
Unironically take your MEDS I've never had a problem with American processed food.

Life as a woman is shit: menstrual cycle torturing you and changing your mood, having to deal with depilation/long hair, unable to eat whatever you want like a guy, males getting obsessed with you randomly and getting stalked. It's fucking shit and doesn't have nowhere the same freedom as life as a man

>>508039088
Doh-ho-ho get 'em biff!
Sophomoric

>>508032908 (OP)
I have IBS, it sucks.

>>508039184
Why thank you.

i only need to push it once and then I can stop doing it
1% chance of becoming a foidgroid is still too high

>>508039132
Women get a disease called CFS which basically makes them metabolically equivalent to men. Even though it's curable most kill themselves shortly after getting it. I assure you anyone born male can handle anything a woman could go through.

>>508039321
The only way niggas that whack it to love games are ever going to come close to pussy is trooning out. The best ones know to not cut it off, though
Filth

>>508039337
agreed

>>508038669
I only care about BBC and blacks don't discriminate

>>508039492
Wow that's actually a really good deal for a sissy slut
Have at it, I guess

>>508033589
>can be hot
>make money really easy
>constant attention
>can look cool with almost any combination of clothing
>sexual pleasure is 10x that of men
>multiple orgasms
>boobs

Troons in their own mind be like

>>508038669
The 4chan to Crystal Cafe pipeline

>>508038084
No.

>>508032908 (OP)
No because I hate money and I do not want to change the image God made me in. Faggot question.

i personally wouldn’t press it, generating money like this would contribute to inflation

>>508032908 (OP)
I,d push it about 15 times
(I don’t want to be a girl, I’m too bulky to be a hot one)

>>508035935
Yea seriously the image portrays an attractive young chick. That's an upgrade for any guy over 50, and for most guys over 30, just based on lifespan and cardio health alone.

If we read it literally though, we'd assume you become a female version of yourself. That's a downgrade for all or almost all men. It's still worth the 99% chance of a million bucks though. Maleness is awesome, but to not press the button you'd be valuing it at a hundred million dollars on average- that seems high to me.

If the 99% chance was for 10,000 dollars, no way I'd push it. I'm not sure where exactly the cutoff would be.

>>508038698
I totally get what you're saying but I don't really get why you're saying it. As I said before, I wouldn't willingly make the choice to become a woman, I like being a man, all I was saying is that there'd be some silver linings if I hit that 1% on OP's pic.

>>508032908 (OP)
Either way you win easy money. If you become a girl you can start streaming on twitch playing bg3 in a hot tub and telling fat incels they're cute. Easy bank.

>>508038558
Sounds unpleasant

>>508032908 (OP)
SSRIs influence how you body interacts with serotonin which has a large effect over your gut and gut health. Most hot women are high status women and most of them are on some kind of psychiatric medication. It’s a staggering number, but it’s something nuts like 1/3rd

>>508039873
Actually it wouldn’t unless you pressed it 100,000 times. And even then it’s debatable as you’d have to spend it first to start contributing to inflation

>>508035512
That would be the horrifying part of it but as long as you keep your memories you could still profit off your condition. Or you could just go insane.

>>508032908 (OP)
Not just hot girls, we all do. All the additives over time has coated the insides of our intestines and created a whole new cocktail of bonded molecules that we can't possibly fathom. And that isn't even considering how it mutates the gut biome.
>picrel
Of course, I'd hit it 10 times easily. Becoming a girl is fine if my orientation changes and I become a girl, not a tranny, which the picture doesn't imply.

>>508039910
An intelligent response on pol? Holy fuck it’s the end times

>>508033084
so you finally admit that you are not a real girl now?

>>508035935
UNC!

>>508035962
the downside is to become a woman. you have to carefully assess this situation because theres a 1% chance of becoming a retard.

>>508032908 (OP)
>>508033084
this but i would cum in a jar first so i can impregnate myself after i turn

>>508032908 (OP)
You need to be out of the cities now. There is no time left. The bioweapons are already out.

>>508032908 (OP)
Unironically probably anti-depressants. Some of the newer SSRIs are known to cause loose stools.

>>508032908 (OP)
I'd push the button, but it's not real

>>508042479
Be wary of research chemicals.

>>508033084
Based. Lmao

>>508036984
It's so funny that most of these trannies think they'd keep their male brain if they magically became a biological woman. They would go insane and become a histrionic bitch.

>>508033589
In the west you get preferential treatment with diversity quotas and scholarships and a good number of government contracts go to businesses owned by women. You also have an army of simps at your disposal

>>508036695
They think they'd just automatically become cute. If you're ugly as a man you're going to be ugly as a woman as well. They don't understand that most women are not particularly attractive because they fried their brain on anime where literally every character looks like the same generic identical attractive mannequin.

>>508036984
As long as my IQ is 90 or higher post transformation, I don't have a problem with becoming a bit dumber. It might help me enjoy life more.

>>508037951
Based retard not understanding statistics

>>508039132
>males getting obsessed with you randomly and getting stalked.
Sounds kinda fun actually

>>508033084
fpbp

>>508039132
>having to deal with long hair
Having long hair is awesome though. I grew mine out when I was younger, I loved taking care of it.

>>508032908 (OP)
These people feel that their consciousness is trapped inside their unworthy body. If your body is unworthy to exist, why not just end it?

>>508033589
When sad losers say they want to be a women what they really mean is they want to be young, and thin, and attractive, and popular. and never having to work for anything, because that's what they assume being a woman is all about.

/biz/ here, definitely the million dollars (I will hit the 1% chance and not get it). I've been in six figure hell for so fucking long it's insane.

Oh wait it's one button. Nevermind.

>>508043907
The only reason a women is not those things is because she got fat and became a karen who may or may not be a single mom.

>>508032908 (OP)
The pill and nsaid's

I'd press it 10 times if I turn into a girl first I explore my body to see what girls REALLY feel and second I'd kill myself

>>508032908 (OP)
Truth is, if you inherit 1M out of the blue you'll waste it, and if you buy property you'll get scammed. Knowledge & experience is everything, if by turn of events economy got zeroed and average fast food worker would be as wealthy as ex selfmade multi-millionare, in no much time ex millionare will grind his riches back.

>>508034804
you don't have wheat/bread/flour, amerimutt.
you have glyphosate and bromine laden carbohydrate poison.
Look it up.

>>508043584
Homo

Million is not a lot of momey anymore, so it's not worth it unless you are a troon.

>>508033084
Would you let me impregnate you?

>>508033589
FAGGOTS.

They eat colon blow

On one hand I stand to gain a nice amount of money, but on the other hand (do you actually turn into a woman, complete with two X chromosomes, or are you just a tranny? If it's the latter, then hell no, I ain't pressing the button at all.)

>>508033141
You know how many times they're going to have to press that button before you're going to want to rape them? Your finger would be too tired to rape by the time it happens.

>>508039407
Imagine people thinking you were cute and/or hot, and then having to deal with something coming out of your genitalia once a month being your largest concerns in life.
Easy mode.