Thread 508047354

what the FUCK can we do!??

>>508047354 (OP)
Yes, him hitting the squat rack is what is needed. Not her putting the fork down.

>>508047354 (OP)
I hope the fat on her spine broke her fall

>>508047452
I hope the swimming pool is ok

I like how he runs out of the way to avoid being crushed. Based

>>508047957
kek

>>508047935
kek

>>508047354 (OP)
Eat once a day. It works, and you don't have to do gay shit like counting calories.

>>508047354 (OP)
Is the cement ok?

>>508047354 (OP)
That's not how you're supposed to put whales back in the water

>>508048994
i can easily slam 3000 calories in one meal

>>508047354 (OP)
Bros there's so many juneteenth fireworks outside i can't sleep fuckfuckfuckfuckfyckfyck

>>508049233
stop being stupid

>>508047447
>>508047452
>>508047935
>>508047957
>>508049233
>>508049321
Meet your new Sexual Outreach Coach, getting paid bank to use her charms to talk you into thinking with a politically correct mindset:

>>508049388
thank god they're not july 4th ones
HH anyways

>>508047354 (OP)
He needed more tattoos I think

>>508049233
probably not
>>508047354 (OP)
real american beauty

>>508047354 (OP)
BAH GAWD HE BROKE HER IN HALF

>>508047354 (OP)
But you’re supposed to wait 30 minutes after eating to get in a pool

>>508047935
I lol'd irl

>>508047354 (OP)
it's funny because she's fat.

>>508049324
That's still an improvement. You eat only once a day, you spike your insulin only once a day. This will stop you from becoming insulin resistant. Insulin resistance has so many negative side effects beyond just diabetes. It's the reason women have PCOS; because they're snacking and sipping sugary drinks literally every waking hour.

>>508047957
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>508047354 (OP)
>Pops needs
Lazy, gluttonous bitch needs to lose some fucking weight. Pops needs to recognize his limitations.

think she might be fine but she'll be fucked up for the rest of the day for sure.

>>508053754
Even if she spent the last three hours snacking, she'll still eat a full dinner because "it's dinnertime". Fat women eat so fucking much

Good thing the ground broke her fall.

>>508047354 (OP)
GO ON A DIET YOU FAT BITCH

>>508054113
>Good thing the ground broke her fall.
>thing the ground broke her
>the ground broke

>>508049324
Me too at first, but after a while your stomach shrinks.

>>508047957
Also he just barrels through the kid LuLz

>>508047935
top zozzle

>>508050012
Cement has more value than fat chicks

>>508047354 (OP)
>Dude deadlifts 350 pounds. Forgets that his wife weighs over 400 pounds...

>>508049324
cuz your used to eating 3 meals of slop daily with a chips and coke
cuz it down to one meal a day and your appetite will shut down
the other trick is to actually do something in your non-eating time

>>508049233
that property is a crater now

Yeah just do a step up with 300lbs of unstable weight lol

>>508047354 (OP)
Shes gonna have a hump on her back for the rest of her life.

I need to be strong

>>508052357
Oh my god holy fuck jump scare alert

>>508052357
The first chick has nice feet

he seemed to be headed for the diving board. imagine how much better this could have been

>>508052357
holy fuck spoiler that shit

>>508055216
She's already a humpback... whale

>>508052357

literally describing herself here.

>>508055389
I'd say the same thing if they didn't look so fucking veiny, especially at her age

>>508052357
Who's the interview girl?

>>508055224
why? So you could deadlift a morbidly obese whale?
I hate this trend is also coming here. It's only the beginning but i hate it already. I've yet to see a full blown balloon like in OP, but just today i've witnessed 4 white girls (i don't count the negresses, most are already fat) around 20yo who were weighting like over 150lbs. They weren't obese per say, but like pic rel, with big cheese cottage thighs and a fupa.

I was something literally unheard of a decade ago for girls this young. Back in my HS/college days around 2005 there weren't a SINGLE fat white girl in 1000+ students HS/colleges. Now it looks like it's around 10% or so (and 60%+ for black girls), it's sickening.

>>508047354 (OP)
Literally stop drinking soda and eat one meal per day. Fat people are so fucking lacking in willpower. You don't even need exercise.

holy retard

>>508052357
If I looked like this I would avoid speaking to anyone. These people have no self awareness or shame.

>>508049324
Same, but I don’t gain weight

>>508055316
LMAO WTF DID I JUST CLICK ON

>>508055394
This was a gift to him. His poor knees would have blown out, for sure.

>>508056347
He looks happy in that bottom pic :)

im so jealous of fat people for being able to afford food, I lift daily but my job is shit and I'm too white for food stamps or being hired

>>508047354 (OP)
Fat girls are the best girlfriends, but the worst wives
.t never been married although its probably this way

>>508057671
When I'm out and about, I like to slap my belly and do haughty laughs. So that the poors around me can see my rotund belly, and well-fed physique.
It's gotten me women.

>>508056484
That hog probably has 10000 simps in her inbox constantly validating her existence and orbiting her in the hopes of receiving a blow job some day

i like em big
i like em chunky

>>508058143
What are those things on her ass, that look like little pimples...

>>508047354 (OP)
PlapHog Got Smashed, But in a diferent way

>>508058243
Niggers have STDs

>>508047354 (OP)
I'm down 13 lbs. Self discipline around eating isn't difficult if you establish a structure where you don't eat after a certain time.

>>508047354 (OP)
Not many people can do a 300 lbs one legged squat.

>>508047354 (OP)
Ai video.

>>508052357
I want to see a sumo match between that thing and Gorlock. They're basically both members of their own wrestling tag teams.

>>508058143
Sorry to hear youre a coprophiliac.

>>508058320
I lost 40lbs by changing my diet, cutting out and elliptical + weights. When I stopped working out for a few months I gained about 10lbs back and held steady, showing that diet really was the issue.

>>508047354 (OP)
He bailed pretty well. That could have been gruesome.

>>508057888
when im out and about girls see my fast food hat in my bag and loudly pity me
it's also gotten me women

Does there even exist actual food anywhere in North America? It appears to be just nutritional blanks coated in industrial waste, carefully designed to optimally feed parasites (helminths, protozoa, fungi) and turn mutts into luxurious real-estate for them.

>>508047935
it's not it's fucked she went down on it like a Paleozoic meteor

>>508054034
fat people permanently fuck up their back all the time. spines were not meant to support that amount of weight swinging around or slamming into things

>>508058143
Wow, lucky log.

>>508048994
OMAD doesn’t work for women

>>508052357
No way that hambeast gets dick. Even black guys have a limit.

>>508059026
Sure it does. They just can’t do it because they have no impulse control.
>muh starbucks
>muh smoothies
>muh snacks

>>508052357
...How many candles or bars of soap do you think you'd be able to make out of her?

>>508047354 (OP)
paralyzed from the second chin down

>>508047354 (OP)
It's starting, more and more real UFO's sighted in the skies, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP5w1o5VkBw

>>508059070
She fucks plapjak.

>>508054034
>think she might be fine but she'll be fucked up for the rest of the day
Bro, her back is f*cked for the rest of her life-- 230+ pounds falling 5ft into concrete. Back issues for the rest of her life guranteed

>>508059219
Yeah I dont recommend it for bitches at all they can't handle it. I barely can, although it is easier now.

>>508059453
Nice kite

>>508059453
i agree with your message but not the video

This thread isn't related to politics whatsoever. So here's a fat nigger.

>>508052357
That's Gorlok the Destroyer

>>508052357
women her size smell like fucking death.

>>508059225
I miss having the aeon one....

>>508059070
m*n are subhumans, you have to understand 98% of the human race needs to go extinct

Another fat niggerbitch.

>>508062583
Nice legs

>>508059225
>>508062018
I recently watched Aeon Flux. I really liked it, but I didnt get it.

>>508047354 (OP)
Funny how gravity is literally the natural judge punishing her for being too fat in ops clip. I love how things always play out like this for fatties.

I've lost 13kg in 7 months by just mostly replacing sweets / biscuits / candy with fruits and not drinking calories beside the occasional alcoholic bender
I still eat burgers and stuff all the time

>>508047447
I think she'd just use her hands, if she doesn't already

That poor dudes back! :D

>>508053012
He blew her back out! lol

>>508058320
month 3 of not drinking soda anymore, lost 10 lbs.
still eat goyslop 3x a day though.

>>508047354 (OP)
The diving board would break anyways. Most are rated for 500 lbs of force max and break if a 400 pounder tries to bounce on the end of it.

>>508065118
i want a fine french roast to use her hands..

>>508047452
I hope she dead

>>508062583
Holy fuck!
I laughed, but I feel guilty, but also mfg.

>>508054034
Pic no related btw

>>508058143
A shaved fucking gorilla.

>>508049324
Your body would still be burning calories for most of each day, you'll lose more weight eating one 3000 calorie meal each day than two 1000 calorie meals.

>>508047354 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>508065913
>you'll lose more weight eating one 3000 calorie meal each day than two 1000 calorie meals.
That's fucking retarded, anon.

>>508061039
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508047354 (OP)
this is what consuming beer every day for decades turns you in to.

>>508059453
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE STRING RETARD

>>508047354 (OP)
Firstly, don't lift a load on an unstable surface.

>>508059453
>whatever you do, do not board the ships.
I am in one of the ships at the moment. It is pretty comfy ngl. they have really fast internet onboard.

they should use the b2 and drop that bitch on irans nuclear facilities, nothing will survive

>>508066230
Drop what? The iranian facilities are inside a mountain, your bunker busters aren't shit against that.

>>508047354 (OP)
Fatties are so gravitationally challenged, didn't even brace her fall just smacks straight back into the earth.

>>508066527
Yeah the bitch in the video isn't quite big enough to destroy a mountain, they're gonna need to drop your mom on there to do any damage.

>>508058899

deserves a response

>>508067322
You could take the largest human to have ever lived and it would do zero damage to a mountain.

>>508066527
>>508067615
It's called a joke, you obtuse hair-splitting poindexter purblind fuck

>>508067911
Try harder next time.

>>508067615
Good thing your mom doesn't count as a human. She's a supermassive Goliath-class hamplanetary obesoid - scientists still don't know how such a massive object could exist on Earth without swallowing everything into a black hole. Quantum physicists believe that most of her mass is stored in a pocket dimension.

>>508052357
Wrong Tubilina, you make men VOUNTARILY celibate. Some find god after seeing you, join the monastery, take a VOW of celibacy AND silence so the lord can help them stop screaming in terror.

>>508047354 (OP)

>nobody talking about the kid getting brain damage

>>508047447
he needs mass gainer powder and a lot of steroids

>>508052357
You could feed a village of Ethiopians for a week with that thing

>>508056484
Women live in a constant bubble it's only when society completely collapses they see their true value

>>508047354 (OP)
Fuck. I felt this in my tail bone...

>>508066103
we know, here is some footage of a real UFO.

>>508047354 (OP)
There is a quick answer to lose weight, which is ozempic, but you'll shit weird for a few months. The longterm answer to keep weight off is just eat meat and vegetables every meal.

>>508058143
WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?!

>>508066542
Indeed, these man made craft however, is not gravitationally challenged.

>>508052357
Used to work with a woman that looked like her. My friend and I started the job at the same time, he started about a week before me. One day I was working and I smelled an overwhelming odor of shit. I thought I had stepped in something. Maybe I had a little accident myself and didn't realize it. I got up and looked around, smelled around, finally realized it was the fucking chair I was sitting in. I changed the chair and went back to work.

This went on a few times and it got to the point I would smell the chairs when I came in before sitting down. I am sure people thought I was autistic but I didn't care and didn't want to sit in shit. I finally bought a cushion and brought it into work and told people I had hemorrhoids. Still no clue why sometimes a chair smelled like shit. There guy I had started with also had to go through the same process and also started sitting on hemorrhoid pads.

Finally, one day, I walk by the fat lady at the end of her shift and immediately I smell that chair shit odor and knew who the phantom chair shitter was. It was an overwhelming odor of shit, piss, sweat, and pussy juice. I messaged my friend and told him I figured it out finally and he messaged me that he figured it out a few weeks ago too but didn't want to out her. I told him he could have fucking warned me.

She was finally fired for being a bitch and they bought all new chairs immediately afterward for the first time in 10 years.

%1000 percent broken spine

>>508068429
https://badaliens.info/human-mutilations/

>>508062582
Women are garbage and must be replaced by robowaifus with artificial wombs.

>>508052357
She’s melting.

>>508058243
Warts

>>508070781
Imagine how much bacteria got transferred onto your ass after you sat on those chairs

>>508070976
He probably got warts from it

>>508056347
qgR RGW GIIT IS THIS ?

>>508058243
fuck you for making me look DAMN NIGGER!
>i swear my captcha is P0XGG

YOU'RE COOKED NIGGER LOVER