>>508052357Used to work with a woman that looked like her. My friend and I started the job at the same time, he started about a week before me. One day I was working and I smelled an overwhelming odor of shit. I thought I had stepped in something. Maybe I had a little accident myself and didn't realize it. I got up and looked around, smelled around, finally realized it was the fucking chair I was sitting in. I changed the chair and went back to work.
This went on a few times and it got to the point I would smell the chairs when I came in before sitting down. I am sure people thought I was autistic but I didn't care and didn't want to sit in shit. I finally bought a cushion and brought it into work and told people I had hemorrhoids. Still no clue why sometimes a chair smelled like shit. There guy I had started with also had to go through the same process and also started sitting on hemorrhoid pads.
Finally, one day, I walk by the fat lady at the end of her shift and immediately I smell that chair shit odor and knew who the phantom chair shitter was. It was an overwhelming odor of shit, piss, sweat, and pussy juice. I messaged my friend and told him I figured it out finally and he messaged me that he figured it out a few weeks ago too but didn't want to out her. I told him he could have fucking warned me.
She was finally fired for being a bitch and they bought all new chairs immediately afterward for the first time in 10 years.