Thread 508067157

here's your conservative humor

Jews obviously run that.

>>508067157 (OP)
theyre not even trying anymore

did the ai generator interpret "antisemite" as pewdiepie with a stronger chin?

>>508067157 (OP)
That seems like a joke ngl

>>508067224
>>508067264
>>508067277
Can't you dumb faggots go back to jacking off on twitch streams. You are literally too low IQ for actual political discourse.

>>508067157 (OP)
What is the joke?

>>508067333
oh man you got me, im low iq if i dont wanna die for israel
genius logic

>>508067157 (OP)
The kikes are so desperate with this shit.

>>508067333
They have to be bots if they can’t get the joke. Glad to see the Bee is still on team “no more Middle East wars” tho

>>508067333
The owner is literally a jew though
>Inb4 he says he's a christcuck
He's also said he's ethnically jewish it doesn't matter

>>508067333
Starting a war over false pretenses makes you the bad guy.

>>508067157 (OP)
I don't get it

>>508067157 (OP)
So I have to be pro war to be pro semitic? Nah

>>508067558
the "joke" is that anyone who doesn't unconditionally support going to war with Iran is a neo-nazi

here's the le funnay btw

>>508067558
It's funny because they're jews and this is the level of self reflection they're capable of.

>>508067157 (OP)
Does no one here understand satire? This isn't pro jew

>>508067157 (OP)
95% of people don't get the joke
Did everyone's brains fall out what is happening

>>508067358
>>508067413
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>>508067558
The joke is about Jews calling everyone antisemites. It's mocking jews who do that.

>>508067716
>>508067763
lol read the full article. this isn't some type of double irony, it's made for miga retards.
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>>508067157 (OP)
>blue eyes
>obvious R1b genetics
>antisemite
kek pottery jews still seething over R1bs

>>508067157 (OP)
Yawn. The jews aren't even trying.

>>508067393
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>>508067544
The bumble is like the onion. Again, you're literally too fucking retarded to even register parody content. You would be so much better of sticking to your retard lane of getting angry at local hobos than trying to influence politics.

>>508067896
I know exactly what it is you miga kike. Read the article and get back to us

>>508067833
You are a fucking retard. The babylon bee is a parody news site. In this article they're making fun of leftists faggots accusing everyone who doesn't want to go to war in the middle east as nazis.

>>508067650
preddy good. I remember when The Onion was still occasionally funny

>>508067157 (OP)
Good thing I'm not a conservative.

>>508067157 (OP)
> raging antisemite
The problem with trying to write parody is we're already living in one.

I dont blame people here for thinking this is their unironic sentiment. Theyve said ridiculous shit like that before and 100% meant it.

>>508067966
Ok I read the parody article impersonating a leftist position. Now what?

>>508067833
Did you also think the Colbert Report was a conservative news show? lmao retard.

>>508067661
You didn't even read the article, you little faggot. It's not funny, but it's making fun of people who are using antisemite as an insult. You're some knee jerk reaction retard, why should anyone even read what you puke out here?

>>508068016
Yeah, satire can't survive clownworld. It killed stand-up comedy as well

>>508068056
Now die for jews

>>508067650
You expect these dudes to read all that?

>>508067157 (OP)
Holy shit, wait are you a swedish muslim who doesn't even know what the Babylon Bee is? God damn you things really are sub 70 IQ. How are you able to use a computer???

isn't this website a ripoff of the onion but for low-IQ right-wing retards.
I mean look at the poorly worded title, supposed to be funny and satirical but it's so bad that nobody can tell it's satire without reading the article. And the right-wing retards obviously don't bother reading so both MIGA and MAGA factions are equally pissed.

>>508068118
If you want real antisemitism just read Israel's own news sites.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/zuroff-israel-should-not-recognize-holodomor-as-genocide-578308
This shit sounds more antisemitic than anything I've seen on /pol/

>>508067996
This is the level of their jokes.
Look, the owner is a James Lindsay fan who whines about 'woke right'.

>>508068325
The onion also made fun of leftists. Its a shame but I guess leftists are just so fucking retarded that you can't even tell if these articles are real or not.

>>508067157 (OP)
Holy shit this is so gay. Kikes are so annoying

>>508068360
Explain to me in your own words what a parody is.

>>508067157 (OP)
It's starting, more and more real UFO's sighted in the skies, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP5w1o5VkBw

>>508067157 (OP)
It’s funnier watching Israel get destroyed

>>508068391
what the fuck are you talking about, leftists love the onion.

>>508067157 (OP)
Lol at 99 percent of retards here not being able to tell that the joke is that its retarded to call someone an antisemite for not wanting another middle east war. Literal “cant imagine an apple, and i did have breakfast” tier

>>508067333
>jew schizobabble
Get in the fucking oven rabbi

I don't get it. If it's a parody, what's the joke here?

>>508068325
Title is pretty obvious to me honestly

>>508067716
I see the author of this lame piece of shit is here and quite desperate.

>>508068809
Its satire you dumb fuck

>>508067157 (OP)
only becomes more relevant over time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo

>>508068898
satire without humor isn't satire

A few months ago I was still thinking that this place was spammed by bots, but bots are generally not as stupid as the anons who took op's pic seriously. So those posters have to be legit retards.

>>508067333
trvke
it's parody, retards

>>508067157 (OP)
>antisemite
I wonder if they know what counts as Semite.

>>508067157 (OP)
That's actually pretty funny

>>508068560
Nah, the onion outright called out the jews even before it was hip to be anti-israel among leftists. Also I'm talking jew jews, not "muh Israelis but those jew bankers and pretzel makers are good people".

>>508067157 (OP)
Babylon was Jewish right?

>>508067224
This. It's a pressure relief valve LARPing as satire. The ultimate in damage control.

>>508069151
It has humor

>>508067157 (OP)
It is literally making of kikes.
I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone with all you retards not understanding this.
I hate this place so much, when can I leave?

>>508067277
Kek

>>508067157 (OP)
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>>508067313
Reminder: i hate kikes..

>>508073006
No its not

>>508067157 (OP)
Fuck Israel, fuck the jews.

>>508067393
>pretending to not understand the joke to own the chuds
ebin

>>508067157 (OP)
Man they sure are outing themselves lately

>>508067157 (OP)
"Totally not subversive" bee

>>508067996
>You are a fucking retard.
Says even bigger retard.
>The babylon bee is a parody news site.
Ran by kikes.
>In this article they're making fun of leftists faggots accusing everyone who doesn't want to go to war in the middle east as nazis.
Lefties hate Israel. Just for different reasons than hard right. Kikes, neocohens and christian fundies are only groups that like Israel.

Opposing this makes you a human being with a conscience. Opposing zionism means opposing inhuman genocide.

>>508073181
You've been found guilty of anti-Semitism shitskin.
You will be deported back to your turd world shithole within 24 hours and are legally required to pay back all the welfare you've sucked out of our nation since your arrival.
Have a nice day

>>508073198
But what's the joke if we are raging antisemites who don't care if all jews die?

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>>508074011
read the article you stupid nigger.

>>508075322
The satire has nothing to do with "raging antisemites". it's about people who throw around these kinds of accusations at the drop of a hat after hearing mild statements.

>>508075971
It's possible that they are portraying an actual raging antisemite who simply chooses to express himself in a politically correct way

>>508067650
I don't remember doing this interview.

>>508067333
and take the memeflags with you

>>508067333
jew

>>508067650
kek the putler part xD

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not recognise obvious satire?

>>508067157 (OP)
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>>508067413
You people are absolutely fucking retarded. Read, you dipshit. Don't just look at the headline and immediately have a sperg meltdown. The joke is at the expense of jews. The same way we say "If you won't die for Israel you're anti-semitic." The joke is NOT that it's a NatSoc saying that the US shouldn't go to war with Iran.

Holy fuck the amount of double digit IQ retards in the twitter replies. I refuse to believe americans are THAT fucking clueless

>>508067784
If you have to explain the joke maybe it’s not funny.

>>508078375
If you need the joke explained to you, you're probably retarded

>>508077519
OP is just trolling. Obvious troll is obvious.

>>508079113
Look at the replies to the original twitter post. There's dozens of unironic retards who think it's a genuine headline

>>508068173
It's a few paragraphs of simple English, tf are you on about nigga

>>508068036
Yeah I was expecting BB to take a pro israel stance like they usually do. Pleasantly surprised they didn't.

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>>508067157 (OP)
Americans made the promise to defend Israel above all else, they took away their foreskins as proof.

>>508067157 (OP)
>says raging antisemite

>>508067277
It all started with that damn bridge.

>>508082094
Its a chad meme you idiot
Made even more obvious if you read the article

>>508067996
>In this article they're making fun of leftists faggots accusing everyone who doesn't want to go to war in the middle east as nazis.

Which doesn’t make sense since Almost everyone saber rattling to die in Iran is a disgusting “right-wing” migger

I dont get it, yes im a raging antisemite and yes im also not going to support your kike war, this is somehow a gotcha against me?

>>508067896
>I-its parody goy
Jews can’t do parody. This is just what they believe

>>508082189
uh huh

>>508067157 (OP)
When's the last time you heard the word "racist"? Funny how it has vanished from public discourse, and all we hear about is anti semitism.

>>508081421
There are many people exposing their retardation. Genuinely dozens. It is unreal.

>>508072801
No it doesn’t kike.

>>508075971
But we know that is not satire because the (((people))) that run the website unironically believe this. It’s weasel words by cuckservatives to pretend they have principles.

>>508067413
Are you pretending to be retarded as a joke? Is this some meta content?

>>508067358
The joke is that people are being called antisemitism for opposing war. It's pretty topical.

It's kinda funny, it actually is a clever article criticizing the ridiculousness of labeling everyone opposed to this war for any reason an antisemitic, but because the title is ambiguous in which direction the satire is being played as well as BBs reputation as kiked shabbos goys everybody jumped to conclusions.

Honestly it's what Joel Barry deserves, this is what happens when your reputation proceeds you

>>508067413
It's a joke. Imagine an angry soijak saying it and you might understand

>>508082540

*precedes, muttmerican edumacation strikes again

>>508067558
the joke is that anyone who doesn't unconditionally support going to war with Iran is labelled a "neo-nazi"

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>>508082714
youre just assuming thats their intent though, who cares about your literal who opinion

>>508067224
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>>508068011
This is to remind everyone that ESL chinks do not understand the subtleties of parody or satire. It doesn't exist in their culture.
This is an effective litmus for outing ccp shills. It's the Voight-Kampff test for bugmen.

>IT SO FUNNY!
>ITS A JOKE HAHAHAHA SEE IM LAUGHING!
>YOU JUST DIDNT GET IT!

Why do boomer and XER conservacucks come here trying to convince us they are “just like us” with their gay and lame “jokes” as if they aren’t actually shilling on behalf of Jewish child rapists?

The irony of this thread is that it proves we should genocide chinks and mudshits

>>508082899

No retard, it's because some tepid satire pretending to make fun of the viewpoint they unironically push is some post-Obama Onion tier shit and no one thinks it's poignant in any way

>>508082994
reminds me of
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>508068325
>nobody can tell it's satire
Retards can't tell it's satire

>>508083073
You missing my point, and the original point, makes me suspicious of your skin and eye color.

The joke is that they did this one too in the same minute. But most people have Xitter set to the recommendation timeline and it just chooses one or the other to show you from them.

>>508067157 (OP)
>we've finally arrived at not wanting to die for jews is antisemitism

>>508070568
Tbf, you probably have half a dozen towns called Babylon scattered throughout America.

>>508067224
Kek this is Prager-funded bullshit born out of seethe over the onion making fun of conservacucks and liberals. And migacucks shilled it hard.

You will never be the onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

>>508067358
Israel.

>>508082217
There is no split between left and right on this matter

>>508067784
>It's mocking jews who do that.
No, it's calling anyone who doesn't want a Persian war of extermination an evil antisemite.
Jesus Christ, get it together.

>>508083219
Yea this thread is now in the same realm as the meme in pic related with half of you niggers getting upset when someone says its real, fucking idiots you know who you all are

>>508082784
>literal who
I post anonymously. Of course you don't know who I am.
>youre just assuming thats their intent
I'm assuming that the obvious joke was a joke, yes.

>>508067157 (OP)
>>508067224
The joke is that not wanting to get involved in another endless middle eastern war is what makes him an antisemite. Which is retarded, that’s the joke, but that’s what heebs say. If they actually believed not letting Israel drag you into a war was antisemitic then the picture would be a skinhead and not Chad and the joke would be “the news is interviewing skinheads for a moderate take on israel”.

>>508083830
I never said I know who you are faggot, Yes faggot we can all tell its a joke, good job, were talking about context though, can you keep up with the adults in the room or is that to hard for you to do

>only reads headline before starting to seethe
>misses the obvious as fuck joke
>get called out for their retardation
>"uhhh it was a shit joke and this is wasn't satire anyway!!"
what causes this? too many beatings? too few?

>>508083830
>>508084217
Why am i so mean, sorry brit bro, i just dont like being called out i guess