Thread 508076482

>Politics LIVE: Assisted Dying vote on a knife-edge as controversial law to face final Commons test in just HOURS
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/politics-news-latest-nigel-farage-doge-taxpayers-council-keir-starmer-assisted-dying-bill

>Donald Trump offers 'last chance' to Iran to make a deal as Britain tells US President that bombing Tehran puts Westerners at risk
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/iran-israel-war-donald-trump-strike-iran-latest-uk-us

>Landlords could be forced to forgo rent for 12 months under Angela Rayner's housing crackdown
https://www.gbnews.com/money/landlords-renters-bill-angela-rayner-no-rent

So I became a nazi yeah, bitch, I'm the villain

>Notting Hill 2025: How to make the famous London event safer
Banning niggers would do it.

https://nitter.poast.org/Mr_John_Oxley/status/1935823742472515885#m
> Btw if anyone wants to read more about the 'Yookay' concept, then @kunley_drukpa is the place to start on X.
> Tory peers should not be approvingly promoting accounts that routinely peddle crass racist edge-lording.
Why write for le fascist Speccy if the need to be a tedious faggot is so all consuming?

>NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout


NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout

>NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout


NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout

>>508076482 (OP)
>People i know have an apartment they rent. They use an agency. The agency got this nigerian single mother to rent it. There was some dispute about rent. She then withheld rent for 4months. Cant be evicted. The council pays part of her rent because its cheaper than providing housing (they also advised her not to move out)
I actually dont mind landlords but i think there should be a limit to the amount of properties you can own and rental agencies are evil and money grabbing

>>508076482 (OP)

could welsh labour be any more cucked bros?

i havent been outside since last thursday

>>508076482 (OP)
>>Politics LIVE: Assisted Dying vote on a knife-edge as controversial law to face final Commons test in just HOURS
we have this ghoulish and ghastly bullshit
i really hope you can avoid it but sadly i have no faith in the country i used to live in

lol

>>508076892
Pretty based.

>MPs reject an amendment which would have prevented a person who is substantially motivated by feeling they are a burden, from qualifying for assisted dying.

MPs voted 208 to 261, giving a majority of 53 against.

>>508076731
How can she not be evicted if she’s refusing to pay rent

>>508076970
Greenlight to gaslit

>>508076482 (OP)

First or paki pedo rape gangs operating in every town and city inthe land since the 1950s.

First for police, politicians and civil servants knowing all about this and choosing to hide it.

First for all this being on the public record and somehow "missed" by the wider press.

First for wanting more and more and more of this so we import 1.3 million people the other year.

>>508076525
There's such a high police presence there, but no-one ever asks why.

>>508076641
>NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout


B-but my government told me migration was good.

>>508076892
Top notch security. I wonder how many guns have been stolen by other gangs.

>MPs have voted 275 to 209 to ban assisted dying advertising across every part of the UK.

>It follows a bitter row over the ads ahead of the Bill's first vote back in November, with Sadiq Khan told to apologise for a "serious error of judgement" in allowing assisted suicide campaigners to advertise on the London Underground.

>>508076970
This is so fucked. The abortion laws along with all of this assisted dying stuff. What are they aiming for?

>>508077173
>What are they aiming for?
White genocide.

>>508077173
Canada+ probably

These big decisions should be put to the public

>>508076892
Wouldn't this count as treason if they damaged the planes in any way?

Anybody bought pc parts off aliexpress?

>>508076618

The genius of these accounts is how they make lefties rage simply by posting pictures reflecting the reality of "our glorious multicultural melting pot" with no commentary needed.

>"N-nooooooooo you can't post pictures of streets with 14 Turkish Barber shops, that's wayciiiiiiist!"

Lefties can't cope with seeing the reality of multiculturalism, it makes their brains short-circuit as they have been brainwashed that they are living in a utopia of smiling brown people feeding them delicious spicy food

>>508076892
Probably a gayop to rile misinformed Yaxley-Lennon enjoyers

>>508077148
>>MPs have voted 275 to 209 to ban assisted dying advertising across every part of the UK.
Fucking hell imagine 209 of the cunts voting to see suicide ads that are TELLING YOU TO DO IT. No doubt they would've been in the Whitest areas of the UK.

>>508077237
Activist judges won't care
Judge will give them a few hours of community service and a small fine
Meanwhile some bloke will get life in prison for calling someone a paki

>>508077237
no

>>508077315
i hope it's not - watching the decay of westminster and the power of those who occupy it is the only joy in this wretched world

>>508076983
Melanin

>>508077261
got me cpu from there

>old farts draining tax payers money dying faster
How's this a bad thing?

>>508076482 (OP)
Which one of you is harassing Yukachan?

diane abbot shaking reading from an ipad for the most consequential bill she'll ever be involved in

>>508077573
she didn't memorise her speech and her ipad stopped working so she pulled out her phone but couldn't get the second part
so improved a second point after a long pause

>>508076892
How come they weren't caught red handed?

>>508076892
>>508077237
I thought military had the ability to shoot on sight if they saw trespassers, particularly ones that have broken into the country illegally to do sabotage on our own soil. I would also think such an incident means war can be declared on Palestine - but that is all wishful thinking, they're probably about to be knighted by King Charles.

>>508077386
Deport all pakis

>>508077611
Diane abbot and david lammy are the dumbest gorilla niggers ever to walk into westminster

>>508077770
It was genuinely harrowing watching her, i felt bad for her

>>508076892
Pro Zio boomers and Tories would be slightly more persuasive if our armed forces weren’t a complete omnishambles

>>508076525

Crime actually goes down in all other boroughs of London for the duration of the carnival as all the "mandemz" are crammed into the same place

Question:
Would Starmer sacrifice one of his own Jewish children in a false flag bombing to justify a full out attack on Iran by British Forces?

>>508077315
Could be an attempt to manufacture a CB so we can join in with America in Iran

everyone in parliament is just swapping personal sad stories about someone who died
fuck off, shut up and debate the philosophy you soft turnips

>>508077946
waah waah me mum died
waah waah me friend died
dickheads

>>508077573
She's an original diversity hire that they can't get rid of without being being racist. Somewhere in her 70IQ barely-sentient mind, she probably figured this out and uses it to worm her way into important roles.

>>508077801
shes a retard

>>508077996
More like “wah wah my mum didn’t die so I need to gaslight her into killing herself so I can finally claim that inheritance”

MP raising a point of order template:

>bills important
>me cousin died and i'm sad
>both sides are great, lets pat ourselves on the back

against:
>professionals say they aren't ready and are opposed to the bill not the principle

for
>people have different opinions

Someone get this paki out of westminster fucking traitor. Who the fuck is voting in these pakis ?

>>508075426
Taking the west highland line to corrour, doing the three munros and a Corbett around there. Then walking over by Ben alder to culra bothy and doing the 4 Munro ridge walk just north of it. Might walk out to dalwhinnie. Might not. It's a boring 10 miles.

>>508077939
I'm not in favour of joining the war, yet this sort of shit usually starts wars. Waltzing into an airfield with military assets and destroying them usually is a precursor.

>>508078216
she followed the template kek

You have a call lads

>you unexpectedly become leader of the northern independence party
>you win a landslide victory, winning every single seat in what is considered to be northern england
>you have full control over the party's political manifesto and goals
>assume that most of what you do will be at least a moderate success in its implementation (but not perfect)

what do you do? what does your norf nation look like? kingdom of the norf? junta of the norf?

>>508078216
>"Our history"

>>508078165
these are a life saver, i just wish i could properly reach my upper back with it. i’m too fucking young to be going oh my back every hour

>>508078346
Recreate the Kingdom of Northumbria, then raise an army, take London and remake the UK then kick out all the pakis

>>508078372
Same but I use it on my arse

>>508077148

Have you noticed that the woman behind this bill, Leadbeater, has never once explained why it is her personal conviction to do this.

Even more puzzling, nobody has asked her.

All I want is a comfy work from home job where I can make 80-90k a year.

>>508078442
It's illegal to tell someone to kys but it's ok to setup loads of companies to profit from them carrying it out

>>508076525
Just ban knives and machetes. Are these people retarded?

>>508078419

A constitutional law expert once told me after a few pints that there was an unresolved legal anomaly which meant that technically the land of the price bishops was not part of the uk and could just secede if it wanted to.

>>508078346
>negotiations for subsidised sosig rolls
>rejoin the UK
>safe seats for eternity

>>508078346
Go on Strictly, do a couple of high-paid speaking events, then sell the party off to the lowest bidder and move to Dubai.

>>508078512
We need to regulate the angles on the edges of objects

>>508078512

Sounds like you are a cultural terrorist anon.

>>508078296
>Veteran MP
>Diane fucking Abbott
Sick of this old hag

>>508078216
>Who the fuck is voting in these pakis ?

Pakis

>>508078566
>land of the price bishops

huh?

>>508078216
Look at Blackburn and then look at their MP

>>508078655
Get rid of them then

HELP US TOMMY

>>508078624
>>508078638
Get a loif bin that knoif

Anyone done DIY solar? All the council houses got them for free but because we bought ours i feel left out. I thought putting some on my large shed roof might be worth it but not if I have to pay some cunt builders to do it.

Can't be that hard right? Don't care if its within regs I'll just take it down if I sell.

>>508076618
He doesn't really. Oxley gets his pieces picked up from his substack by the Spectator, NS, Unherd and ConHome et al.

He is generally right about most things. He's right of centre but not centre right, his general agenda is the deboomerfication of the Tories.

Had a good piece on the Tories losing the election very early based on going to constituencies and looking at their "machine". Through a combo of only legislating for pensioners and arrogance, the average member is like 80 and they have virtually no data as a combo of arrogance and not liking new-fangled technology. When it came to actually being challenged they had zero ground game. They might actually have done better if they had but I'm not sure Kemi/Philth are a dynamic modernising duo. Maybe Jenrick?

>>508078729
Set up a Hope not Hate page and post all the paki rapegang shite

>>508078652
Pity her constituents who don't get a choice.

>>508078804
Nick lowels will find and bum me

>>508078770
Loads of jewtube videos on these. Hardest thing is probably fixing them properly without ending up with water in your loft.

>>508078752
>get a life
Get one, take one. What's the difference.

>>508078804
This, but present it with the "willing participants" angle Starmer used.

>>508078253
Well technically we’re already in the war but yes nobody is in favour of further involvement but if the state were to manufacture events like this and the recent dinghywogs allegedly being terrorist from Iran they could rally enough media coverage and boomercon support to present a pretence of popular mandate to greenlight further military involvement

>>508078770
It won't save you money and it doesn't actually help the environment (look up how the panels and storage cells are made).

>>508078871
If he does don't forget to not look back in anger.

>>508076970

wont be long before some civil servant somewhere will be allowed to decide who has to die for the greater good like

absolutely fucked how rapidly things are getting worse

>>508078372
Get a shiatsu massage chair fairly cheap. I've bought a few as gifts and got to use it myself. They're pretty good.

>>508078770
On a shed roof? Piece of piss, just screw it in. You can always put some epoxy round the screws/wire inlet if you're concerned about leaks.

>>508078442
She’s fuming that Mair was able to off her sister before she could

>>508078910
>ultra extreme far right Labour has jumped onto the extreme far right bandwagon of wanting an inquiry.

>>508077770
Apparently Diane Abbot and Jeremy Corbyn used to shag.
Imagine the scenes. Fat stupid Diane rolling around moaning like a wounded hippo, and Jeremy sucking air through his teeth and pushing his glasses up his sweat covered nose as he goes at he found a weed in his allotment.

>>508078977
Best option seems to be getting out of this shithole and renouncing your citizenship.

>>508078977

> "NHS death panels are a far right conspiracy theory!"
> "Assisted dying panels are a good thing ACKSHUALEE, chud"

>>508078512
I’m sure the two dozenth ban will finally sort it all out

>>508078977
You get to say three things about pakis on social media before you get assisted suicide by force.

>>508079033
>Fat stupid Diane rolling around moaning like a wounded hippo
I reckon he worse a gimp suit while apologising for being white passing while Diane pegged him.

>>508079063
Just blunt the tips, bruv.

>>508078802
He sounds like a faggot

>>508079055
Same with the rape gang inquiry. It's a GOOD thing now because a report read by Starmer said so.

>>508079033
Filtered for conjouring that horrifying image

>>508077095
>>508077898
High concentrations of niggers will result in discord.
>>508078512
Could be wrong but I think those are already banned.

>>508079180
Knifes OUT
Circular saws IN

>>508079055
>assisted dying
Oi, do you have a loicence for that death?

Also, when you've finally had enough of life:
>Sorry your payment to AssistedDyingPLC was not successful, please contact your bank for more information.

>>508079237
>Could be wrong but I think those are already banned.
I was being facetious lad.

Based on the vibes this will get shot down, but they'll keep pushing it until they get it.
No-one so far has been opposed to the bill on principle, it's the practicalities of the bill.

>>508079282
I'm sure they'll let you take out a loan in a family members name so they can pay off you getting killed in the little deathpod.

>>508079282
Just wait until they start reviving everyone who dies without a licence as cybernetic slaves like they do in 40k

>>508079282
>Sorry your payment to AssistedDyingPLC was not successful, please contact your bank for more information.
Makes sense, you can't die if you owe money

>>508077294
>The genius of these accounts is how they make lefties rage simply by posting pictures reflecting the reality of "our glorious multicultural melting pot" with no commentary needed.
>they have been brainwashed that they are living in a utopia of smiling brown people feeding them delicious spicy food
This. It's hilarious how angry they get over them.

>>508076731
if your going to be a landlord, you should deal with tenants yourself. Agencies are jew middlemen who help neither party and unless your renting to scum or darkies (which anyone with self respect or is a fundamentally good person shouldn't be) you shoulnt have to see your tenant except if they are moving in to give keys, need an item fixed that isnt theres to fix, or if they are leaving.

An ideal landlord situation is you never see your tenant but are on friendly terms regardless!

>>508079368
bunch of fucken libtards

>>508079368
Just add some financial concessions for BAME communities and everyone will jump on it.

>>508079375
>pay jews for suicide
>jews gets to use your mindless re-animated body for menial labour tasks
It's a kosher dream come true.

>>508079308
How do you think Nog's would react to metal detectors set up at nogging hill entry points?

Ban knoives….except in maternity wards and the euthanasia abattoir. Employ the mandem in the rNHS, get them off the streets

>>508078993
It's more the electrical part I'm concerned about

>>508078752
>see it
>say it
>sorted

>>508079457
Dont forget dance schools

>>508079421
Why do you keep replying to yourself?

>>508079577
Those girls were willing participants.

>>508079456
Same way they do to everything else, by stabbing

>>508079578
i think of something further to add
in that case it was imperative to include that they were all fucken libtards

>>508079447
Jews don't believe in hell, they think that when non-Jews die they simply sleep forever.

Also, this is one that surprised me. If you ever go to the effort of converting to judaism, you become a Jew. We feel like, nah they'll never really accept you, right? But no, one you're a Jew you can never not be a Jew. Even if you renounce your Jewish faith to all who will listen you now be a bad Jew. An awful one, truly, what a mess of a Jew you are. But you ARE forever.

>>508079678
What about the thing they do where they kill a chicken and the chicken held their sins

The Lords will probably scrap the bill, anyway. They're all of prime assisted-suicide age, with families just waiting to inherit wealth, land and title.

>>508079678
Kind of like how muzzies think everyone is born a goatfucker and people just "revert" to it.

>>508079456
I think they'd walk right through. Even that guy driving into the crowd in Liverpool just kind of... drove in unhindered.
Police are incompetent.

>>508079767
>with families just waiting to inherit wealth, land and title.
Don't worry, Labour will fix that problem soon enough.

>roastie commander of brize norton dropping the ball
many such bigly cases

>>508079678
Didn't know you could convert. Thought your mum had to be a jewess or something.

>>508079678
Hard to put a foreskin back on desu
>>508079737
Kapparot
>>508079782
By design or by action?

jingle jangle jewellery

>>508079456
>Nog

why exactly are they putting minecraft youtubers on question time

>>508079893
cameraman flipped to him when talking about incels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tAdw_04ec
BAMEs, gays, BAMEs, trannies, BAMEs, cripples, BAMEs

>>508079885
Is this from 28 years later?

>>508079893
>Fiona Bruce presents a special episode exploring the challenges of growing up in the 21st century. On the panel are Katharine Birbalsingh, Jack Thorne, TommyInnit, Peter Kyle MP and Lord Willetts.
>Thomas Michael Simons, better known as TommyInnit, is a British YouTuber, Twitch streamer, comedian and author. He produces Minecraft-related videos and live streams,
What the fuck

>>508079893
you asking this question like a seething 60-something year old backbencher is why the tories and reform will be bickering for decades as we languish under the thousand year lefty reich

>>508079865
Hardly matters. If police are unable to control a couple of streets what makes you think they'd be capable of controlling who is coming & going from a carnival in the fucking capital?

>>508079954
Tory party?

>>508079954
One day theses people will swing on motorway gantries

>>508079893
>im gona
>IM GONA
>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>508079885
Thought rSaville is dead?

finally someone opposed on principle

>>508079974
Looks like it
>>508080001
Bit seethey mate. Calm down.

>>508079974
Same first thought.

Lived in London for a while, saw a few of those knife detectors at exits to undergound stations, regularly in Brixton, I just walked around them, never got stopped, coppers gave me the stink eye once or twice, that was it.

>>508079851
Well, that is where the finer lines are drawn. The religion is passed through the women yes, so we are all in theory capable of spawning jewish children.

I grew up with some around me. Both brothers married typical overbearing jewish women, much like their mother. I think there are jews who will never fully accept a convert, but flexing your conviction to become jewish (the noble goy) is bound to get pussy. Same goes with converting to Islam, the asian girls would be all over you.

>>508079954
Channel 4 is doing quite well as well.

>>508076892
fair play, they would get better results destroying powerlines and derailing trains though

>>508080108
Yeah but I think in both cases if push came to shove they'd throw you under the bus without hesitation. In case of islam if you start shagging too many pakis they'll quickly start thinking about burning your house down in your sleep. Don't trust these forins one bit.

>>508080020
>One day theses people will swing on motorway gantries
Can we break them on the wheel too?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_wheel
We could tie them to tractor tires for a modern variant.

>>508078802

Tory party is dead. Question is how long it takes them to realise they are dead.

New muse track is rather good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmUJvNSSm0

>Thomas (((Simons)))
oy vey

>>508080108
>Same goes with converting to Islam, the asian girls would be all over you.
Cor
I'm thinking about brown fanny now

Sometimes when it’s quiet I lie under my stairs (I have a cool cuck closet) and pretend I’m Saddam Hussein who has been deposed (I’m a USMC guy IRL).
I lie with my arms pinned to my sides, unable to move, sobbing quietly, then I quickly turn my fan on and let it blow over the top of my head and the warm air runs over my face. At this point, I’m usually fairly distraught.
Next, I open my mouth and curse the infidel. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put a shoe down my throat to make sure it’s authentic. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal.
I stand up, tie a noose, then lean forward and begin to kick the “chair” out from under me (I just pretend). I lean deeper into the noose, to make sure I’m being choked.
Then I collapse on the floor and lie motionless. No Hero of the Ba'ath Party should every go through what I just did, all infidels are animals.

>>508080321
imagine the smell

>>508078346
If Scotland and Wales can have their own parliament then so should the north and not like the fake north just, Lancashire, Yorkshire, Cumbria, Durham, Tyne and wear and Northumberland. The prince bishop should be immediately restored and we will annex the Scottish lowlands.

>>508079885
>>508080048
Wtf was Danny Boyle thinking?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Years_Later

>>508080260
Never liked their faggot whiny vocals desu.

there's a lot of variation in intelligence between mps
some of them are mongs who stumble through nonsense and some verbal diarrhea for 10 minutes like forensic computer scientists

>>508080523
lmao what the fuck

>>508080523
It's like he forgot or ignored what made 28 Days Later good. 28 Weeks Later was full of stupid shite too. This feels like a parody.

I’m going to open up a luvvie think tank pressure group charity whatever advocating for post partum abortion as clearly that’s the next battlefield and I’m going to hoover up all the money and spend it on slappers

>training people to stop bames without visas
>Home secretary says huge step forward to stopping illegals
So you be sayin' we've been letting them fly in illegally all this time?

I live in Woolwich and it's actually a post-globalist social experiment:
>wait for a bus as an angry cracked out Jamican man screams and hits a bin with a stick, shouting out "white pussio"
>none of the dozens of people pay him no mind
>gay flag zebra crossings all year round
>mosques
>smell of weed
>soaring knife crime
>The Latest Thing played on the large television in the square
>this month it's pride, last month Eid
>locals who spent their whole lives here look depressed all the time
The only refuge is the two pubs in the town centre which are old school, unfriendly local pubs that harken back to the days before multiculturalism took hold over London. And even then the locals treat you with disdain and contempt and won't talk to you.

SAAR SLOUGH IS NOT SHITHOLE SAAR BELIEVE ME SAAR

>>508080668
28 Weeks Later was fucking kino, though.

>>508080765
>spend it on slappers
For research purposes of course

>>508080523
oh jesus, it gets worse

>>508080811
that's where lee rigby was murdered too

>>508080855
Carlyle was good in it. The rest of the movie was about the yanks trying to rescue us.

>>508080392
Fanny is fanny, all that matters is how fit the girl is attached to it.

>>508080805
Wait, what’s the point of border passport checks and police on site if they’re not detaining those without a visa?

>>508080899
Yeah iirc my mate witnessed his murder as he was on his way home from school.

>>508080811
>getting the bus
Fucking sort it out you povvo

>>508080805
What an awful joke Brexit is making of the UK.

>>508080888
Does anyone actually want a 28 days cinematic universe? Who the fuck are they making this for??

>>508080805
>So you be sayin' we've been letting them fly in illegally all this time?
Yup.

bored of this debate now
endlessly dull libtards
going gym

>>508081003
I don't like driving.

>>508080855
Eh really wasn't all that compared to the first.

>>508076731
one simple rule to fix it all
>not allowed to rent out a property you have a mortgage on
problem solved
but watch rentseeking kike wannabees seethe

>>508080765
They already do this in some states of US

>>508081082
And you prefer the tedium of nig crackhead public transport? Post hole

>>508080811
grim

>>508081147
Looking forward to pay by mile tax on every inch of our road network? Looking forward to the government finally outlawing combustion engines and making you pay for the privilege of scrapping your old car to buy an electric one?

Liberal Democrat MP Sarah Olney is next up in the debate. She says she looks forward to the day when it's possible for people in the UK to die with dignity and peace.

>Olney says that can only happen if members vote against this bill today.

Olney says that she does not believe that this particular decision is one that politicians are best placed to make.

>She says that a panel of experts should have been called and the the bill needs professionals willing to deliver it.

>>508081147
I suppose you're right but way I look at it no point having a car in the London area. I have London congestion one side and the Dartford Crossing on the other. I'll be paying extortionate fees just to be caught in traffic. Whereas where I am now I can get a bus to most places in London or outside of it for a bus fare. If I moved out somewhere nicer I'd probably get a car, though.

>>508081244
All of which is better than wasting time on public transport with actively reverse vetted niggers. Losing money sucks but losing blood sucks way more

>>508081061
fuck off josh

Conservative MP Sir Edward Leigh tells the Commons he is taking a "pragmatic approach" to the bill despite many thinking he will oppose it due to his religious beliefs.

>Leigh calls for a full study to work out how we can help people in their final hours.

He says he's spoken to many experts in palliative care who say that they now have resources and skills to make the final hours of a person's life pain free.

>Leigh tells the Commons that they're voting on a bill which is riddled with difficulties and inconsistencies, as he calls for a "pause" on the bill.

He says that if this bill passes, we will move in the direction of Canada: "We will have death on demand."

>For context: In Canada, voluntary euthanasia or "medical assistance in dying" can be provided by a doctor or nurse practitioner, either in person or through the prescription of drugs for self-administration.

Flies everywhere today. Can't even open my windows without 10 of them immediately getting into my house.

>>508081413
It's a shame nobody does what used to happen which is family cares for them, because we all have to work 40 hours a week to afford Iceland and rent.

>>508081444
They’re attracted to the smell you manky cunt

she big girl for that type of position

Tony Blair’s mandatory digital ID scheme but in a country where those without a visa aren’t turned back and you can break into a military base to sabotage equipment and then freely escape

Hippy CRACK at Bournmoof Beach
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14830939/UK-heatwave-weekend-forecast-Isle-Wight-festival.html

>>508081712
It was always about controlling the existing population.

>>508076892

lol we only have 9 tankers and now 2 of them need new engines. Disabled by a fire extinguisher and an escooter.

The RAF is a joke. When is the base commander being fired?

I'd only really support assisted dying if it was between you and your doctor. Fuck having panels and "experts" getting involved. The bill is full of inconsistencies and mealy mouthed prose.

>>508081703
This is perfection desu lads. Big tits in your face, grab their fat arse and move it up and down.

>>508081839
She’s going to be getting a promotion, when she should be getting the Byng treatment

>>508077095
They can't figure it out

Asissted dying but its bazza in an nhs uniform walking around bradford with a flamethrower

>>508080392
>imagine the smell

need britain to join the war in iran and everyone to get drafted so I can finally get a job.

>>508081964
Glastonbury is a BAME event

>>508081964
Easier to find a kilo of heroin in some niggers bag than it is to dismantle every car that enters Glastonbury on the off chance they might find a bit of weed.

>>508079885
That looks comically bad

>>508081031
>Does anyone actually want a 28 days cinematic universe? Who the fuck are they making this for??
Redditors.

>>508082004
Not my problem, am not going. Just don't feel like it.

https://nitter.poast.org/GBNEWS/status/1935952716141850879#m
> British Army veteran denied priority housing by Labour-run council in favour of Afghan refugee scheme: 'I feel degraded!'
lol, I bet that he supported them coming over though

> Highlighting that he has "nothing against Britain opening its doors" to refugees, Ford made clear that local councils should "prioritise local residents".
> Ford stated: "I think it's really important to highlight that there's nothing wrong with us opening our doors to these people, they were under the ruling from the Taliban and they were being brutalised under horrific acts. But ultimately, we need to prioritise the local residents.
lmao, what a cucked faggot, lower than vermin, Taliban should have offed him and saved this embarrassment

>>508081147
There's no niggers or crack heads on public transport where I live. When I do use trains further inland and there are niggers they don't cause any bother at all. Far more niggers and junkie scum on the roads than on public transport.

>>508080811
m8 wogs are as rare as hens teeth where I live and I get furiously angry just thinking about the prospect of them someday being here in noticeable numbers. Don't know how you cope there, i'd probably have gone Brinton Tarrant by now.

>>508081703
Cor

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz094j3nl1ro
>A "dismal" month for supermarkets led to retail sales falling in May at the fastest pace for more than a year, the UK's statistics body has said.

>Sales volumes dropped 2.7% in May, the biggest monthly fall since December 2023, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS), external.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN SUPERMARKERINOOOOOOS

>>508081752
chavtastic

>>508082248
>m8 wogs are as rare as hens teeth where I live and I get furiously angry just thinking about the prospect of them someday being here in noticeable numbers.
A while back I found myself becoming angry at the thought of BAMEs being buried in cemeteries in the country. The idea of their BAME skeletons being in our earth annoyed me.
I think I unlocked a new level of racism.

>>508082364
Burials will be a thing of the past soon. They're going to roll out boil in the bag cremations and then probably use the bones in some industrial processes after that.

>>508082159
Notting Hill is their cover for gang related violence which is why they carry out these searches on known offenders to make sure they're plotting anything. Every single year there's a stabbing, an acid attack, a mass brawl, a murder. Do they ever stop and think how much shame they're bringing on their own community? Do they fuck..

Yes theres tons of drugs at Glastonbury but they're being used to have a good time.

>>508082261
Jack Cohen rolling in his grave

DIM
THE
SUN

>>508082568
Can't do that, mate. Our enemies could weaponise the tech against us.

DUP voting against assisted dying bill

>>508082465
Fuck just thinking about it winds me up. They get their own fucking festival that everyone praises them for and they can't take a fucking week off from raging at one another like feral fuckin monkeys

If I had my own private military company I'd call it rentokill but that name has already been taken

>>508082452
>and then probably use the bones in some industrial processes after that.
I'm sure there'll be some interestingly shaped 'chicken' bones being served in fried chicken shops...

>>508082465
>Do they ever stop and think how much shame they're bringing on their own community? Do they fuck..
They just need somewhere to let off steam and play ping pong

does anyone know of any obscure decent british shoegaze bands

>>508082452
They'll just incinerate your remains like they're going to do with abortions

>...the proposed legislation still fails to provide a definition for coercion - asking who will be able to define it when MPs can't?

Smith also raises concerns about the potential "marketisation" of assisted dying, saying the limited resources currently available within the NHS increase the risk of these services becoming extensively privatised.

>>508082730
call it rentokiss

>>508077946
>debate the philosophy you soft turnips
You're asking too much of MPs, they are midwits and atheistic, it's why they are discussing abortion and assisted dying in the first place.

>>508083133
Incineration isn't net zero friendly.

Got a stinky neck lads
Didn't even know that was a thing

>>508083130
I know of some obscure horse-related books

>>508082730
Dont shoot back in anger

>>508083249
are they written by white british people

>>508083130
not obscure, only one I can think of is Ride

r/ukpolitics is reading so right-wing at the moment I presume it's over for the Muslims in Britain.

>being paid to sunbathe

Wfh is great

>>508083258
>>508083181
Our nickname would be rent boys

>>508082452
>Vitalis™ Paste - You'll love it or hate it!

>>508076892
This is a really serious crime but they'll get away with it

>>508083382
nice view

I know it's hot lads but I just filled up me french press

>>508076731
All landlords should be hanged

>>508083382
Gonna grass you up to your boss. Working from HOME means inside, not your garden. WFH not WFG, OK.

Why do niggers drive Audi's? Clearly it's all drug money or on credit.

>>508083813
they will be when china takes over your country you commie faggot

>>508081703
my ex was quite a big girl it was pure bliss when she would sit on me, i would have tits in my face and i would slap her arse and she would tell me off if i was slapping one cheek more than the other.

>>508083926
It's the least we owe them

>>508083765
Do yourself an iced frappucino, you poof.

>>508083235
Big lad?

>>508083813
>The renter is immunised against all responsiblity: One may call him a scrounger, waster, benniemong, poorfag, it all runs off him like water off a splashback. But call him a rentcuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "My rent is due!"
HAHA rentcuck

>>508084095
I think i'm going to bum your arse if i'm quite honest. Leave it looking like a dropped strawberry tart.

yes.

>>508082004
>so I can finally get a job
oh, silly you! those jobs belong to the 5 million new Iranians displaced by war we will be taking in

>>508084248
[ X ] Doubt it, rentcuck faggot.

What does getting bummed feel like, surely uncomfortable

>>508082213
they always feel the need to reaffirm their pledge to diversity while describing how it has fucked their life up, it's pathetic

>>508084388
like you're taking a shit but it keeps going in and out

>>508084450
Haha you've just admitted you've been bummed

>>508083195
agreed, we must dissolve corpses in acid for the good of the climate

>>508084315
Imagine spending 400 grand on a semi-detatched or terraced shoebox where you have BAMEs through the wall from you

>>508084564
>2025
>hasn't been bummed

get with the times lad

>>508084026
Getting there

>>508083294
Probably. Or other Europeans. I don't think BAMEs care too much for writing books about horses.

>>508084686
bumming is only one step away from noncery

>>508084248
bit gay that init

>>508084564
Done level: off the scale.

>>508076482 (OP)
>government enforced suicide - OK!
>fictional choking in fake porn - THREAT!

>>508085035
politicians can freely diddle kiddies, but they want to block the plebs from even viewing anything naughty

>>508080198
I'm guessing they're worried about the PR of affecting innocent people.

You have written to your MP and told them to 'do it for Esther', haven't you lads?

>>508085035
>fictional choking in fake porn - THREAT!
the sex lives of the people who made this decision must be so grim

>>508085035
Remember the story about that person in a suicide pod who got choked to death by the doctor after it failed to work?

>>508085035
what if you choke yourself is that allowed?
member when they tried to ban facesitting too?

>>508084564
Deen over donehim

>>508085270
Didn’t hear about that.
Canada?

>>508085317
>member when they tried to ban facesitting

Lol that was so out there, why did that come up in a government meeting?

>type "brexity thoughts" on comments section for news website
>PENDING APPROVAL
Fucking state

>>508085035
It’s funny that that whole topic is about protecting wahmen when they fucking love it

>>508085514
After the facesitting gang did a series of arse based assaults there was a crack down

>>508085542
kek

They've absolutely done you

>>508085412
>https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/shes-still-alive-sarco-suicide-pod-user-found-strangulation-marks-boss-custody/

>>508080561
I'm thinking primarily of the instrumentation tb h mate, matt belomy is a fag

>>508085412
>>508085270
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8144v9pveo
found it

>>508085636
I simply stopped listening to music with vocalists lad. Sick of trying to ignore vocals to concentrate on the instruments.

>>508085697
kek

The circus must go on

New when ready:
>>508085783
>>508085783
>>508085783

>>508085697
>strangled to death in the suicide pod
creasing

>>508085616
>https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/shes-still-alive-sarco-suicide-pod-user-found-strangulation-marks-boss-custody/
desu, this is the better version of the same story, bbc have hidden the details.

>>508085616
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4grlqv76pno

>>508085938
The plot thickens.

>>508086114
nigga "fell out of a window" before he died too
super strange series of events

>>508085938
>>508086114
>pro euthanasia
>jump out of window
Who needs some fancy KYSpod?