Thread 508081788

No wonder they are constantly pissed off, i wouldnt even feed that shit to my dog.

Krauts aren't exactly emblematic of what everyone thinks of as haute cuisine, either.

>>508081874
German food is great what are you talking about?

>>508081788 (OP)
Looks sovl and comfy

>>508081788 (OP)
>cum bucket is real

if you don't like a cold dish of fish slop with zero seasoning then you're not white

>>508081932
Some of it is weird like false hare. Like come on bro wtf is that

>>508081932
u vill enjoy your vorms and u vill be happy

>>508081788 (OP)
>>508081788 (OP)
Why not just grill / sear the fish?

>>508081874
Krauts invented scat. The consumption of human excrements in a sexual manner during sex. Have fun with this information.

>>508081788 (OP)
We don't have "cuisine", we have food. And I have never eaten nor seen whatever that is in my life.
>>508081874
German food and Polish food is pretty similar diet-wise in my experience.

>>508081788 (OP)
>i wouldnt even feed shit
You sudenly will cease to being german and start to be turk like your roach father?

VUNDABAAR

>>508082025
Fish bukake. Writing this made me gag in disgust.

>>508081788 (OP)
What is this

>>508081932
Nah. South German and Austrian food is fine, but everything above the weisswurst equator is maatjeskanker-tier slop.

>>508081788 (OP)
Kek, like you don't have weird shit in your cuisine.

>>508082156
It's just fish in a bun. Where are the other additions? Lettuce, a sauce perhaps?

>>508081788 (OP)
American "cuisine"

>>508082231
Mostly accurate, but there is a good chance Northern Germany invented the most recognized food in the world (HAMBURGer)

>>508082281
Remoulade.

>>508081788 (OP)
Karp w galarecie. I don't think it's been served like that, it's how it should look on the plate.

>>508082137
I think it's popular only in some parts of Poland, pretty regional dish.

>>508082240
The Med in me should be disgusted
The Celt and Germanic in me says smash

>>508081874
dont you people eat deep fried pickle? opinion discarded. One week on a german diet and your testosterone will increase tenfold

Makes me happy to be Italian.

>>508082050
its literally just minced meat you ape, like a burger.

>>508082343
I think burgers are just okay its not even the 4th yet and I am already sick of them

>>508082494
Deep fried pickles are surprisingly pretty good.

Zo yummy!

>>508082343
>Germany invented
>Skat was developed by the members of a local Tarock club, the Brommesche Tarok-Gesellschaft around 1810–1813 in Altenburg, in what is now the State of Thuringia, Germany

>>508082492
I don't like the consistency nor the looks of it, but it can taste very good. Same thing with eel.

>>508082525
t. Tyrone McGomez Ferrari

>>508081788 (OP)
Made bigos a couple of times, it was very good

>>508082704
POOlacks have been eating shit way before that, look it up.

>>508082843
You say that about everyone here. You're ignorant and most likely the very thing you accuse me of being. Also your food sucks.

>>508082281
> no, you don't understand, i NEED my corn syrup sauce!

>>508081788 (OP)
This is how real Polish food looks like

>>508082240
I always imagine people who think aspic is weird as 30 year olds who eat ketchup tendies in a bib.

>>508082039
That's slavic/mongol dish

To quote Benjamin

"And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth."

So no, it's certainly not a white dish

Germsan food

Just eat a full English brekky you fucking melts..

>>508082864
dumb roach

shut the fuck up kraut you literally eat shit

>>508083403
Mett and tartar are both 10/10. I read about lamb tartar as well, but still have to try it.

>>508083011
she didnt even had the guts to eat her own slop on cam, classic. pure food poisining.

>>508082324
Fuck you dishwasher salmon is the best and only way to cook salmon

>>508083011
ragebait doesnt count. Polish food is just slav slop. some of it is good and some isnt. slav cuisine is bland and thats why it doesnt appeal to the average american or asian.

>>508083403
whats more alpha than eating a raw, torn up animal served on a bröttchen?

>>508083634
http://www.lubimykupy.fora.pl/

then what about this, fucko polacko

You guys shit on eachother way too much

Why not post ONE piece of cuisine you like?

>>508082494
>has never had and enjoyed a good deep fried pickle
Stupid flex. What's the gross Lebanese looking sludge in your picture supposed to be?

>>508084596
>lower case B
>double T
Larpst du Pseudokevin etwa schon wieder?

>>508083011
>how to make polish food
>empties a trash bin
lmao accurate

>>508083403
thats a shit tier mettbrötchen tho
where are the raw onions?

>>508084596
Considering the seething euros do over the idea of a rare steak I don't understand your question

>>508082156
Yummy

i dont even think we have any signature dishes
its mostly the same shit as germanic and slavic countries
schabowy, rosół, barszcz, pierogi, bigos, krupnik, zalewajka, gołąbki, kopytka
just pork inside/with dough or inside/with cabbage and vegetable soups

>>508082173
Fish bukkake is a thing though.

Bukkake just means splash, it's a kind of noodles. So fish bukkake is basically cold udon noodles and mackerel.

>>508081788 (OP)
Doesnt look that bad but the fish is whole and if it has bones its gonna be hard go eat it within reasonable time. What are those brown things? Pls dont be olives

>>508082864
Yes but they don't do it while fucking.

>>508084743
>What's the gross Lebanese looking sludge in your picture supposed to be?
The audacity of someone that deep fries beaver tails and puts choclate on it, you people are food degenerates.

>>508085018
You have those nice cabbage roll things.

>>508084596
Salmonella....

>>508081874
>leaf
>abhorrent post
didn't see that coming

>>508085018
It's the same with everyone man. The national dish of France (a nation known for its cuisine) is pot au feu which is just a beef and vegetable stew. Most foods are going to be basic day to day things similar to everyone around you cuz that's the ingredients available.

>>508085079
Jesus Christ vampire hunter.

>>508082990
Please, Russian bro, I need a bowl of Pokhlebka! I want a break from eating snakes in Tselinoyarsk

>>508085126
I mean that has to a joke but Germans are so retarded I wouldn't be surprised if you thought it was a literal beaver tail.

>>508082077
france does this too and its even a cake of raw meat with raw egg on top
white people are so fucking weird

>>508085248
arent you eating cow shit you jeet fuck

>>508081788 (OP)
what the fuck is this

>>508083460
get the fuck out of England dirty polak kike

>>508085142
those cabbage rolls smell like ass, wouldn't eat them if i were dying of hunger
>>508085018
>any signature dishes
żurek and bigos

>>508082231
Thanks friend.
I also like Austrian cuisine very much, but France is overall even better in food, although we have the best bread in the world.

>>508082240
>greens in tlacenka
dafaq

>>508085326
Simmer down Ahmed, nobody's questioning your intellect. Just your family trees integrity.

>>508085315
Steak tartare?

Steak tartare is based off of a French reimaging of Turkic-Mongolian cuisine.

>>508085362
Underworld death fish in hibernating sauce.

>>508081788 (OP)
I still have nightmares about this thing, 30 years later

>>508085370
I didn't think they smelled bad, they were made fresh though.

>>508084778
fick dich du sextourist.
>>508084883
>wants to put a whole, firm and raw piece of meat inside his mouth
at this point, just suck a dick man.

>>508081788 (OP)
Germans and poles legit have serious beef. Its hilarious. I side with the krauts.

>>508085599
>reimaging
Reimagining

>>508082494
Based

>>508082494
Ruladen?

>>508085108
i rather eat shit that polish trashbin stew

>>508085149
one word: german food regulations.

>>508085362
--> >>508082472
Literally carp in jello. Like I said, OP's photo isn't what's served, but dish in preparation.

>>508081932
Seriously, what is German Cuisine? The only dish I am aware of is Currywurst

>>508083011
fucking kek is this for real??
watch marco pierre ffs, you can make a 5 stars tier dish with some rice, oil, and random vegies

>>508085248
it literally is you cretin

>>508081788 (OP)
Hmmmm reminds of the dish called blue waffle.

>>508085927
Do you not wonder why it's called a hamburger?

>>508086086
>reminds of the dish called blue waffle.
I heard a lady poisoned a whole party in Melbourne with a blue waffle.

>>508085362
they even have the audacity to serve this shit on christmas, like a slap in the face of jesus himself.

>>508082156
>raw fish, Japan - :O
>raw fish, Peru - :O
>raw fish, Germany - >:(

>>508081788 (OP)
Polish cuisine looks delicious, like a nice blend between Baltic and Slavic cuisines
I like that they use a lot of dill and are not as heavy on tomatoes as western European dishes (cooked tomatoes are nasty)

>>508085717
>it's alpha to eat raw meat
>except when it's gay
Fuck you guys are dumb
>>508086055
It's literally a pastry. Fuck germoids are living memes I swear

>>508086202
Yea some ladies can make a extra nasty blue waffle

>>508085361
this pasta is so wet, and what with the raw egg, that condiment on the top went all into a single noddle. and "people" pay thousands for this crap

>>508085717
Du meinst sicher "Fick dich du Sextourist". Verweigerst du den Wehrdienst oder fährst du für Uber Eats?

>>508085927
Schnitzel, Kohlroulade, Maultaschen, Leberkäs-Wecken, Wurst aller Art, Maatjes, Berliner, Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, Zwiebelrostbraten, Spätzle, Wurstsalat, Sauerbraten, Eisbein, Labskaus, Königsberger Klopse, Thüringer Klöße, Semmelknödel, Schäufele, Kartoffelsalat (bayrisch oder schwäbisch) und so weiter und so fort.

Imagine being a Europoor

>>508086465
It's Bukkake.

>>508086325
>Polish cuisine looks delicious
your taste buds have been raped by corn syrup for their entire existence, it shows.

>your whole cuisine is based on raw meat
germans are absolute animals

>>508086999
Yeah except for steak apparently

>>508086758
>Not in my state
What's the Georgia equivalent of this?

>>508081788 (OP)
would

>>508081874
Kill yourself shitskin
Roasted pork hock with potatoe (cannot be assed to spell it in german) dumplings are God tier

>>508082343
The original “hamburger” is literally a salted ground beef patty on a plate. Wow, incredible culinary discovery you have there! The hamburger, as everyone in the world knows it, is American.

Romanian cuisine

>>508086407
>putting finely minced meat in your mouth
>deepthroating a big, steaming piece of rawmeat
which one sounds more gay, you beavertail eating savage?

>>508081874

Because all you know about german cuisine is the all-lies war criminal anti-german atrocity propaganda that was pushed on to you about every aspect of germany since birth - muh sausage and sauerkraut. We have 28.000 local dishes here alone in the palatinate.

>>508087656
The food of my childhood

>>508086510
>wehrdienst
thats you? faggot verein

>>508085315
I know this might come as a shock but in 1st world countries is generally safe to consume raw pork/beef without risk of contracting a foodborn illness or parasite
I can imagine that's insane to a racially ambiguous pinoyx mutt who lives in an africa tier nation

>>508087227
I don’t think there is one. Generally speaking, in n out is overhyped (there are 2 within 10 minutes from where I live). With that said, for fast food it is tasty and relatively affordable. My wife and I can get a double double with fries and drink for about $10-$11 each… sadly that is “affordable” now.

>>508087741
rice on tomato is based

>>508086999
dont you people eat guinea pigs? nasty jungle dwelling freak

>>508081788 (OP)
Yuck that shit is vile

>>508087227
You guys have Cook Out right? That place is pretty chill.

Shake shack is also great but idk if the south got it yet

>>508081788 (OP)
It's Jewish not polish

>>508084454
Lol

>>508087964
Its bellpepper

>>508081932
No it is not lol

>>508081788 (OP)
You just dont know how to enjoy it, you need a bottle of vodka beforehand, then that shit is delicious.
Apperntly, idk im just observing

>>508082173
I once came in the sea and watched as fish eat my cum

>>508088228
What is it?

>>508084454
Americans deserve nothing but contempt

>>508088228
I suspect this is the case as well. My wife is polish (she was born here, her family in Poland), and the food they make never looks like the slop in OP’s pic. With that said, the only polish dish I have not like so far is Gołąbki. But that’s just me, I’m not polish

I prefer the cuisine of Burgeria

>>508087656
D-... did you put your dick in it?
>>508087741
looks delicious tho

>>508082156
krabben looks like worms

>>508087686
>finely minced
Faggot confirmed.

>>508088469
People cook salmon on pans or in the oven here, not in a fucking dishwasher lmao

>>508081788 (OP)

I agree, carp's not for jellying!
Best tastes smoked - i could eat a whole in one sitting, fried in 'bells' or baked under a 'blanket' is also delicious.

>>508088636
You vill eat ze Krabben

"German" cuisine is just Turkish.

>>508082492
Just so you know only you and Poles eat that shit.
t. Celt

>>508087797
Kek, you dirty draft dodger.

>>508087373
Pretty badass statement.

>>508081874
Wtf are you talking about??? Doner Kebabs are amazing, pretty much the best food I've ever had in Germany, peak German cuisine!!! ^-^

>>508087656
Fucking made me KEK you gypsy cunt

>>508088492
I belive it is known in Poland as karp po żydowsku. I've never saw it here

It is as part of Polish cuisine as hummus - it is present but myself I do not consider hummus to be Polish

>>508085458
>tlacenka
fancy word for sylte, heh we making something similar here, usually eaten around christmas

>>508089078
Salceson but made by retard. Polish salceson is best

>>508081788 (OP)
>fish with cum
4tards fav dish

>>508085315
Look, I know that in South East Asia you might die if you eat an apple without peeling it first, but this is Europe. Raw meat, if fresh, is perfectly safe around here. I wouldn't eat chicken like that, it grows bacteria too quickly, and is gross, but beef and pork are perfectly fine to eat raw, as well as delicious.

>>508082156
kek

>>508082281
Germans pride themselves on embracing simplicity. I find that trait endearing, desu.

>>508085814
Is this hyperbole or is it just a factual statement? You vill eat ze poo

>>508089076

Hummus is a great sandwich bread spread for rich cold cuts like smoked bacon, though.

Pierogis are Polish. What a gift to mankind. 100% Halal.

>>508083403
>uncooked meat: german
ugh
>uncooked fish: japan
yowzer wow!!! so cultural

>>508082494
Idk what that is, but i want some.

>>508081788 (OP)
So you don't like Gsczykrzyczke Fish?

>>508085913
i am not mad at you for having something in jello but fish in aspique or jello sounds pretty brit-tier type food like jellied eel.

thanks for the reply but please dont do that, man.

>>508081788 (OP)
This dish is decomposed Muhammad

>>508089801
Gibs me dat pierogi

>>508089465
>>508089801
2/10 no skwarki

>>508081932
they have the best bier in the world, but their best foods are cured cold cuts and that shit is not good for you. For war time, yes, but I prefer oat, pb toast, steak and eggs and broccoli every day

>>508081788 (OP)
Das ist Karpfen blau, du Türke, und das wird auch bei uns traditionell an Weihnachten serviert. Wer hat dir in's Gehirn geschissen Ahmed?

>>508082149
For once I have to defend Polandbros. This is alos a traditional german Christmas dish, Karpfen blua, which is not served in this way of course. OP is a turkroach or fucking Jude.

>>508088280
That's good, we have similar stuff, 'Gefüllte Paprika', can be done with rice or meat inside.

>>508089497
Both disgusting. Salmonella!!!

>>508089429
I am not taking about quality but origin

As far as I'm concerned, you can stop arguing about food, your dishes all suck.

Beccatevi sto bel piatto di tortellini panna, prosciutto e piselli schifosi subumani

508081788
I've never met an angry pollack. Angry Russians are every fucking nigger Russian I've met.

>>508089465
>How to start ww3
Pierogis are just Italian Ravioli.
Italian Ravioli are just german Maultaschen.

>>508089675
Well, since the other name of the dish is LITERALLY "JEWISH STYLE CARP" (karp po żydowsku) - you can easily figure out which cousine it comes from. Still - it was adopted by Polish cousine in some part of Poland as Chrismas dish (it's lent dish).

>>508090836
polish, poland paradise of the jews

>>508088655
yea, if its not an atleast penis sized piece of meat, you wouldnt touch it right?
>>508090524
>entire cuisine consisting of pasta and sauce
italian "food" is the single most overrated slop known to man.

>>508083376
Mongol dish? Are you retarded?

>>508090916
Fourtunately you guys fixed that 80 years ago, didn' you?
And "Polin" is the word you are looking for.

>>508090102
>>508090184
you need to leave, mateusz

>>508090524
Italian cuisine is respected when it is top tier fancy dishes made by French chefs in New York, London, and Tokyo restaurants. No one cares about whatever peasant shit you eat in your village Luigi. And no one cares about Italian cities restaurant scene. Italy is just Greece tier poverty with more Africans hanging around the streets.

>>508081788 (OP)
Polish anger is obnoxious, but the Finns are even more fanatical. And it's funny because they claim to be supremely racial pure, yet Finns are more Asiatic than the Russians. The Finnish language is a Central Europe steppe derivative.

>>508091098
polye

>>508089275
I am so use to being surrounded by those who hate me that even if I were wake up in the garden of Eden. I would still be acting like a schizophrenic. Everything on this planet gets the flame, particularly if im going to eat it.

>>508090992
explain it to your compatriots who infest our villages with their presence in the summer, the funny thing is that we sell them junk food that is overpriced, we keep the serious and well-made foods for ourselves. But in all this there is a positive thing, we screw your women on vacation and even the Dutch ones...

>>508090651
Seriously speaking, German cuisine is very close to Polish one AFAIK - no one should be surprised. German dishes Germans thinkig the're unique to Germany have their counterparts in Poland. What Germans have that we do not - except maybe currywurst?

>>508090992
>conversation about eating steak
>eurofag immediately imagines his food as a dick instead
and that's ignoring that what kind of steak are you eating that's dick sized/shaped and what kind of dicks are you sucking that is the same temp and texture as raw steak? I know germoids are degenerate retards but you seem to be setting new standards

Another d&c kike thread.

>>508081788 (OP)
Relatively unaffected

Vaxxx up sweetie don’t let the bed bugs bite

>>508081788 (OP)
only old people like carp in jelly anymore
it was a communist christmas dish of necessity
because carp was cheap and plentiful
unlike most other things
because of pidorussia, of course

>>508089646
it's karp w galarecie, akchually

>>508091351
extreme backwater absent of cities unaffected

Typical Slavic hovel

>>508081932
Only if you consider Austria as Germany.

>>508083376
I think he was joking

>>508091131
All we needed was the proto-Chinese paedophile, your nation is a joke, you don't even have children anymore, your women disgust you and all you do is produce paedophile cartoons. Your cuisine is so disgusting that the Chinese abroad have to modify it to make it digestible. I would advise you to kill yourself, but nature is already doing that on its own.

>>508091451
Nope

Poland locked down the borders and the Jews while the rest of Europe rotted

Lolllllllll

>>508087656
this is tasty minus the modern goyslop bread
t. tried it

>>508089622
She does OF now, I found out some years ago. And the pics are pretty crap, she walled hard

>>508082156
Germans are so stupid that they call shrimps "Krabben". Imagine thinking shrimps are crabs.

>>508082156
Look fucking disgusting.

>>508091237
i am first to admit that german food is not fancy eating, but its not bad.
If i said Leberwurst and told you that it translates into "Liver sausage" you'd probably recoil, but that shit good.
another contender is "mett", the unitiated is told that its just raw pork (heh enjoy your worms!) but its only TECHNICALLY raw and you would be surprised how flavorful that preparation is.

let's shake hands and be glad that we don't eat like jews, because jews hate flavor like they hate white people.

>>508082472
>Carp
Of course you fucking would eat Carp as just like the rest of your Slav brethren you'd eat anything in the river.
Also stop poaching our fucking fish when over here!

KKK founded in Pulaski tenn named after a polish cavalry officer of the Revolution

>>508089465
>>508090651
it's pierogi not pierogis you double plural heathens
one pierog
many pierogi
ffs

>>508091222
>Med enjoys acting like a subhuman
Checked

>>508082281
>>508084943
>>508086235
The fact that mutts fall for this every single time and have done for well over 10 years will never fail to amuse me.

KKK

>>508091853
if american say "Dankuh dummkovs" in tf2 instead of "Danke, Schwachköpfe!" i am allowed to say pierogi.

>>508090524
I've eaten shitalian pizza when travelling earlier this year, authentic as they come. And it SUCKED. You can't make pizza for SHIT. Pizza only became good once the Americans put their spin on it.

Go suck a bag of broken spaghetti

>>508091729
zwiebel metka is best metka
we also eat liver sausage

>>508092003
>Schwachköpfe
heh

>>508091583
I was wowed by every single thing I ate in Italy, its legitimately better than French cuisine. Although, I do have a distant Italian relative so maybe I have some sort of genetic bias.

Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending an insulting reply to an ultimatum from the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.[citation needed]
According to the story, the Zaporozhian Cossacks (from "beyond the rapids", Ukrainian: za porohamy), inhabiting the lands around the lower Dnieper River in Ukraine, had defeated Ottoman Empire forces in battle. However, despite his army having suffered this loss to them, Mehmed demanded that the Cossacks submit to Ottoman rule. The Cossacks, led by Ivan Sirko, replied in a characteristic manner: they wrote a letter, replete with insults and profanities. The painting exhibits the Cossacks' pleasure at striving to come up with ever more base vulgarities.[3]

>>508091853
One pierogis
Many pierogises

>>508092210
>>508092042

Pieogiosos is the English plural pierogis retards.

>>508092210
curse you, hobbitses

>>508081788 (OP)
ive never in my life seen this dish

>JBZD

ive seen that watermark though. its ancient polish meme page for boomers

>>508091222
>we keep the serious and well-made foods for ourselves
of course your food isnt just uncreative testosterone decreasing slop with zero protein, you are just hiding it. Sure thing mario greet your negroid roommate from me!

>>508092042
Kek
Polish friend, I have been to your country a couple of times and I always had to eat at McDonald's to avoid starving to death, just to give you an idea of the level of your local cuisine. The only good thing is your women, always nice and with really competitive prices

>>508091729
>Leberwurst
We call it "wątrobianka"
>Mett
looks close to "tatar", but tatar is made from beef
:-)

>>508083011
Now I know how italians feel when someone poorly copies their food

>>508084701
Shhh Watching fellow Europeans argue is some of the best content on this site.

haters gonna hate, but it's really tasty. try it

>>508091307
you want to gobble on big pieces of raw meat, but suddenly iam the faggot. classic

>>508092324
>>508092330
Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. Everyone knows pierogi is an uncountable noun.
Because if I could count them when I eat them I would realize that I have had far too many and should stop, but I can't have that happen...

>>508091554
austrian food is a cheap knockoff version of german food, austrians will want to make you believe otherwise.

>>508081788 (OP)
that's not kielbasa or pierogie

>>508091729
>because jews hate flavor
a bacon cheeseburger is the ultimate white man's food
>pajeets cannot into beef
>jews cannot into bacon or meat-with-cheese
>muslims cannot into bacon
win-win-win

>>508092564
Relatively unaffected

>>508092395
We are right at the end of time, a Kraut who wants to talk about cooking, the only thing you vaguely cooked well were the Jews in the ovens, but even there you stopped too soon. Anyway, say hello to the Pakistani who is surely fucking your mother at this very moment

>>508092699
>but I can't have that happen...
indeed

>>508092042
The best pizza has sprinkled cigarette ash on it. You know damn full well a skilled chef made that pizza

>>508081788 (OP)
>>508082024
>>508082024
>>508082231
>>508082343
Is Bierocks Russian or German?

>>508092842
It's Wolga German, so both.

Europe is not the USA

Here we have the typical polish American man Mike Ditka

My grandfather knew some of the same people Martha Stewart did

Another typical polish American

>>508092538
looks comfy and hearty, would.

>>508091935
Fall for what? What trick were you pulling?

>>508091131
your entire cuisine consists of drinker snacks
you eat green slime scraped off docks
you eat cold noodles without sauce that you had to invent to cure your chronic malnourishment
the rest of your cuisine is shit like raw gonads of various sea creatures that you later fantasize about being raped by

Tom Brady part polish

>>508091583
Hey, hey, hey. I know you're proud of your cuisine but you're taking this too much to the heart.

>>508090524
my favorite Italian dish is Hawaiian pizza

>>508091662
Not crabs, krabben

>this entire thread
africa begins at the alps and ends at the pyrennes

Leonard Bernstein part polish

>>508092791
german food is hearty, filling and provides you with all essential vitamins/proteins. Your shit makes you turn brown and grow a vagina. Case closed.

>>508091762
Joke's on you, retard. Carp is literally an invasive species that doesn't multiply naturally in Poland, so almost* all fish that are caught come from artificial breeding process - they were literally bred to get eaten.

* - the conditions for the carp to breed naturally occur very rarely; the water is just too cold in their breeding season plus they need specific type of the water bottom

>>508091729
>you'd probably recoil
it's just pate, nothing weird about it
try some kaszanka if you can

Coach k polish

>>508093129
It's bowels and it stinks
Never had that but a lot of people like it, I personally consider them subhumans

>>508093285
You're right, now to calm down I'm going to beat my wife then head to the beach for an aperitif

>>508092943
Thx fren. My grandma used to make them for me.

>>508082127
Correct. Germans are only good for engineering. In everything else they're failures

>>508093499
If you come down to Tuscany for your summer holidays, let me know beforehand, and I'll take care of entertaining your wife>>508093499

Yaz polish

>>508086465
noodles predate pasta by at least 1000 years, eurocentric retard

Gronk enoying typical polish cuisine

>>508085315
Had any good pagpag recently, flipbro?

>>508088636
its shrimps

>>508093643
>It's bowels
man i thought its chicken, just threw up in my mouth. And they call us shit eaters.

>>508094081
so sea bugs.

>>508093695
Is your grandma Wolga German? They're one of friendliest, most welcoming people out there, if not the most welcoming.

>>508082494
I was gonna defend german food and you post this shit

>>508093880
if she wanted to have sex with an underdeveloped brown manlet, there would be plenty of turks in germany.

>>508094366
>shit
Rouladen is godly.

>>508082127
>Krauts invented scat.
kikes =/= krauts

>literally all of the good food in this thread is just AVSTRIAN food
your culture, your cuisine, most of your language, your architechture, your art and your literature are all just cheap knock offs from the superior AVSTRIAN culture. This includes most of German culture. You're welcome, subhumans.

>>508094232
"sea bugs" have actual meat, land bugs dont

>>508092564
>if you don't look at a steak and imagine it's a big cock in your mouth you're gay
germoids everyone

>>508094366
you are an actual subhuman if you think rouladen are in any way nasty, literal god-tier food.

>>508094125
Bowels? kinda like that, this is made out of bovine (sometimes pig) stomach (not bowels)
Stinks? not
Tasty? Yes.
Hearty? Yes.

>>508082240
That's not a dish, nothing invented for taste, that was a method to preserve excess meat after a slaughter in times when refrigerators were not yet a thing, similar to curing that also doesn't produce the tastiest result but at least preserves.

>>508094125
it's the inside of a cow's intestine
it's kind of gummy in consistency, a bit like octopus
but it is an acquired childhood taste, I agree

>>508094232
sea bugs have muscle because they live in water and need strength to propel themselves
land bugs have next to no muscles, they're all fucking chitin and goo

>>508081874
Only something a mutt would say (yes you are just a further up north mutt)