Thread 508087879 - /pol/ [Archived: 1032 hours ago]

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6/20/2025, 3:08:18 PM No.508087879

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Laura Loomer is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology.

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6/20/2025, 3:09:02 PM No.508087935

That's not nice

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6/20/2025, 3:09:47 PM No.508087982

Laura Loomer’s nose is so big every relationship is long distance

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6/20/2025, 3:09:57 PM No.508087995

>>508087935
fuck off jew she is one nasty person

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6/20/2025, 3:10:44 PM No.508088046

>>508087879 (OP)
>Laura Loomer is so ugly her parents are classified as Loomercaust survivors.

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6/20/2025, 3:10:44 PM No.508088047

>>508087879 (OP)
Wtf is this cat real?

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6/20/2025, 3:10:57 PM No.508088067

Laura Loomer is so ugly that her mirror filed a restraining order

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6/20/2025, 3:11:02 PM No.508088069

>>508087879 (OP)
Laura loomer is so ugly she doesnt need a mask for halloween

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6/20/2025, 3:12:21 PM No.508088158

Laura Loomer is so ugly that security cameras get hazard pay

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6/20/2025, 3:14:08 PM No.508088295

Laura Loomer told her doctor she wanted to lose ten pounds of ugly fat so he suggested she cut her own head off.

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6/20/2025, 3:15:09 PM No.508088358

Never mind the ugly tree, Loomer is the Amazonian rainforest of looking like last nights dinner.

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6/20/2025, 3:15:22 PM No.508088372

>>508087935
She’s very unpopular with independents and left-wingers.

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6/20/2025, 3:16:18 PM No.508088448

Loomer’s not even jewish but everybody fucks her through a hole in a sheet anyway

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6/20/2025, 3:17:44 PM No.508088530

Loomer has to use an iPhone 5 because even Face ID can’t deal with it

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6/20/2025, 3:18:02 PM No.508088548

>>508087935
Based on polls trump is getting supports only for crippling megacorps and his immigration politics. That’s it. Laura is cheering for Bush politics.

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6/20/2025, 3:18:27 PM No.508088584

>>508087879 (OP)
why does she keep asking me if i want to play a game?
>>508088046
kek

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6/20/2025, 3:20:21 PM No.508088720

Laura Loomer is so ugly even the jeets won’t rape her

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6/20/2025, 3:21:01 PM No.508088771

Loomer’s got such a big jew honker that when she ran a marathon she finished first and last

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6/20/2025, 3:21:32 PM No.508088812

Loomer was born the same year Polaroid went bankrupt and it’s not a coincidence

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6/20/2025, 3:22:28 PM No.508088883

Laura Loomer is so ugly her first assignment as a Mossad agent was to infiltrate a burn ward

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6/20/2025, 3:25:17 PM No.508089116

>>508087879 (OP)
Laura loomer is so ugly that her face doctor had to ask her for a refund

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6/20/2025, 3:27:34 PM No.508089298

Loomer is so ugly that gravity is suing god to get away from her

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6/20/2025, 3:27:42 PM No.508089305

>>508087879 (OP)
Laura Loomer went to a fisherman to buy some fish and he said "I'm sorry I'm not buying any harpoons right now"

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6/20/2025, 3:28:06 PM No.508089344

>>508087879 (OP)
Laur Loomers so ugly even Scooby Doo couldn't solve her face

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6/20/2025, 3:28:10 PM No.508089350

>>508089305
Last time I saw a mouth like Loomer’s it had a hook in it!

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6/20/2025, 3:29:02 PM No.508089420

>>508087879 (OP)
The only question is whether or not Larry is pre or post.

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6/20/2025, 3:29:22 PM No.508089448

Loomer told her beautician, “give me the eclipse treatment!”

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6/20/2025, 3:30:05 PM No.508089510

>>508087879 (OP)
Laura Loomer is so ugly I dont even want to make a joke out of it

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6/20/2025, 3:30:48 PM No.508089575

Let’s all give a round of applause to Loomer’s plastic surgeon Pablo Picasso

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6/20/2025, 3:32:00 PM No.508089670

God fucked up when he made light before making Laura Loomer. Night time is his gift to us all

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6/20/2025, 3:32:44 PM No.508089732

Laura Loomer is so ugly that London invented fog

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6/20/2025, 3:33:16 PM No.508089782

>>508087879 (OP)
Laura Loomer is so ugly that its still not known if she was in line for the oven or just came out of it

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6/20/2025, 3:33:45 PM No.508089809

Because of Laura Loomer, veterinarians and beauticians now have the highest suicide rates

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6/20/2025, 3:35:21 PM No.508089947

Laura Loomer is so ugly her shadow killed itself

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6/20/2025, 3:36:20 PM No.508090015

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>>508087879 (OP)
Laura Loomer is so ugly I thought she was wearing a Halloween mask.

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6/20/2025, 3:36:57 PM No.508090064

People say beauty is on the inside which is why even Loomer’s guts wear a mask

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6/20/2025, 3:38:05 PM No.508090159

>>508087879 (OP)
Let me guess, AI video? Can't trust anything any more.

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6/20/2025, 3:38:07 PM No.508090163

Laura Loomer is so ugly because the last time somebody “beat them cheeks” they used a crowbar.

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6/20/2025, 3:39:06 PM No.508090248

Laura Loomer is so ugly even the tide won’t take her out

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6/20/2025, 3:39:43 PM No.508090297

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Laura Loomer is so ugly you can't take her at face value.

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6/20/2025, 3:40:00 PM No.508090319

Laura Loomer’s face is a federally revocognized civil war battleground site

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6/20/2025, 3:40:57 PM No.508090390

Laura Loomer’s birth made the world understand why animals eat their young

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6/20/2025, 3:41:59 PM No.508090473

When Loomer was born the hospital paid reparations to everybody on the same floor

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6/20/2025, 3:44:48 PM No.508090704

Laura loomer is so ugly that her dildo have to use viagra

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6/20/2025, 3:45:35 PM No.508090765

>>508087879 (OP)
One time Laura Loomer spoke at a university, now it's a university for the deaf.

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6/20/2025, 3:46:44 PM No.508090850

>>508087879 (OP)
gigakek

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6/20/2025, 3:46:50 PM No.508090860

mcafee

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>>508087879 (OP)
Who remembers when Isaac Kappy called out Laura Loomer
>https://files.catbox.moe/4elni8.mp4

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6/20/2025, 3:47:28 PM No.508090912

Laura Loomer makes people wish they were Stevie Wonder

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6/20/2025, 4:05:50 PM No.508092354

Laura Loomer’s face is wanted by the ICC for war crimes

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6/20/2025, 4:06:32 PM No.508092411

Loomer is so ugly her selfie stick is sending out resumes

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6/20/2025, 4:14:18 PM No.508093005

Laura Loomer is so ugly iran

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6/20/2025, 4:18:38 PM No.508093318

Laura loomer is so ugly everyone who fucked her got a medal for bravery

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6/20/2025, 4:19:58 PM No.508093427

Laura loomer is so ugly, if she looks into the mirror the mirror looks away

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6/20/2025, 4:23:03 PM No.508093633

Laura loomer is so ugly, she got confused with the placenta at birth. Her parents had to drive back to the hospital after they noticed