>>508100571 (OP)Christianity is the ultimate LARP — a stitched-together guilt cult pretending to be divine revelation. You’re not a “true believer,” you’re a schizophrenic cosplaying as a Romanized Jew, quoting a bastardized book you don’t understand, written by people you claim to hate, about a god you can’t prove exists. Your entire identity is secondhand mythology passed through empires, councils, and centuries of revision — and you cling to it like a security blanket while calling everyone else a LARPer.
You accuse others of being atheists or “Jews” while your entire faith is literally Jewish fan fiction. You worship a Jewish rabbi, follow Jewish laws when convenient, and build your worldview on Jewish prophecy — then screech “synagogue of Satan” the moment someone reminds you of it. And what’s worse? You don’t even believe in the deep sense — you rationalize, debate, cope, and theologize like midwit Reddit users in denial. Real faith doesn’t need to be constantly defended with mental gymnastics — but you can’t stop, because deep down you know: it’s a LARP, and you’re just too afraid to take the costume off.