Thread 508105460

you don't know what cool is
this is cool

>>508105460 (OP)
Waaaaaaaaah

>>508105460 (OP)
what a like totally cool dude you know?

I just want the Gargoyles to come back

>>508105460 (OP)
There a reflection of naked women in the glasses
>There a reflection of naked women in the glasses
There a reflection of naked women in the glasses
>There a reflection of naked women in the glasses

>put on some 1$ glasses
>check this AI glasses, dude
META stockprice + 20%

AI GLASSSES?!?
Ok now THAT is frickin cool!
Can i wear in the metaverse sir

>>508105460 (OP)
>Oakley
Hasn't been "cool" since jocks were slapping giant Oakley stickers on their windshields back in the early 1990s.

>>508105460 (OP)
Yeah
Im thinking white boy summer just officially kicked off

>>508105460 (OP)
look like ass
i'm sure the designers he hires intentionally troll his demonjewbug face

>>508105460 (OP)
That's the pizza tasking guy right? They all look alike to me

>>508105839
true. they were cool at the same time as Hose Quiervo sport videos were cool.

>>508105460 (OP)
Nigga, you ain’t cooler than me

Can't wait to have to charge my glasses

>>508106131
fr no cap getting me some oakley's

>>508106584
wonder if she married him

Can AI glasses be used to see through clothing?

>>508106804
Sasriakal guru

>>508105460 (OP)
sold all my META awhile ago, only thing that company has going for it is all the facebook boomer data and i'm sure someone already scraped most of it already and isn't gonna pay them shit for it.

they aren't gonna win the AI or Glasses race

>>508107112
There's a glasses race?

>>508105460 (OP)
Fuck your fake and gay VR reality. I'll stay in God's reality (nature).

>>508105460 (OP)
He looks more like an alien now
An alien no longer trying to blend in

>>508105460 (OP)
Those are always on and recording (video and audio) btw

>>508105460 (OP)
How come every damn person who wears those types of sunglasses is always the most big mouthed pussy imaginable?

>>508105725
its the person taking the photograph you inbred pajeet

>a picture of a pot with dinosaurs on it
why not just get a pot with dinosaurs on it, come on man, you're a billionaire

>>508105460 (OP)
Nobody cares about your interactive Sims universe.

>>508105460 (OP)
Android is already coming out with altered reality glasses. Meta glasses are fucked.

>>508107620
That's a painting, not a picture

>>508107591
Im pretty sure that's his wife.
A could spot a hot thing even in the reflection.

>>508107807
See>>508107902

>>508105460 (OP)
>Oakley
Those faggots stopped producing the bands on my model's earpieces despite a lifetime guarantee on replacements, then tried to upsell m on a new pair instead of fucking special ordering my bands.

Switched to Raybans since then, fuck Oakley.

>>508107807
Thicc as fuck chinka

>>508105460 (OP)

He didn't pass the early life check, he's automatically uncool.

>>508105460 (OP)
off al them techbros, the zuck is most unheimlich

>>508106804
Technically yes someone needs to dig up that nudify AI code and make it integrated with AI glasses

>>508105460 (OP)
Yes, the goyim are this dumb.

>>508108016
THICCC

>>508108288
How much of that body is silicone though

Mork Zokeberb

>>508108288
Still a degenerate whore who should be stoned

$400k Jonas wood painting behind him

>>508105460 (OP)
Life imitates art

>>508108403
At least 20 lbs of ass.

He has permanent dork face. He will never look cool no matter how many gold chains he wears or how much he lifts. He's still a weenie.

>>508105460 (OP)
Gay

>>508108288
literally the perfect body type
assuming natty

>>508108544
Unironically his only saving grace are hard and heavy steroids

>>508105460 (OP)
>mark Zuckerberg I'd dressing like a winger because Peter Thiel told him to
>you guys want to die in Iran yet?

>>508105839
50+ year old Facebook boomers and Karens love Oakley

>>508105725
*ENHANCE*

looks cool

>>508107807
is that his ugly man wife

Might as well ask here,
Has the Ray-band smart glasses been jailbroke yet? Like I don't want anything to do with Meta, BUT Smart glasses could be useful...and I like Ray-Bands.

>>508108629
But he will always have that dorky jew nerd face and voice and gait and mannerism.

>>508105460 (OP)
Just buy it already you dumb fucks.

>>508106671
>We need to be more green.
>Oh what? Like live simpler like the Amish?
>lol no, you know those people filling the ocean with shit? Yeah we need billions more of them and they need to clearcut everything for solar panels, and strip mine the entire planet for lithium for light up trash products that will fail in 2 years.

I had my new neighbor over the other day and we're sitting on my back porch having a beer in a glass bottle that can be recycled infinitely. He gave me some grief for having a fire pit. Every fucking thing he has has LED's on it. He showed off his battlestation and it's just RGB shit everywhere in the whole room. His car has lights on it. But the fire pit I use and burn downed wood with to cook a few times a year is a problem. I am actually exhausted dealing with these people. I won't invite him over again.

>>508105630
i want pit viper/facebook collab sun glasses

>>508106804
You need x ray specs for that

>>508105460 (OP)
He's signaling his psycho killer genes
>Natural born killer shades
>Dinosaurs
>Big O
Yep, he's a lizard

>>508105725
Chat is this real?

>>508108849
It's Rayban, you fucking peasant.

>>508109077
he will always be $100BN wealthier than me

>>508109505
its just a woman. woman are real.

>>508109234
>Pitvipers
Consoomer meme glasses

>>508105460 (OP)
Allows the IDF to better target goyim.

Can the A.I. glasses turn every woman I see nude? then that would be cool

>>508107807
Yes
its
the
person
taking
the
photograph
you
dumb
nigger

>>508105725
>jeet seeing naked women where there aren't any
quintessentially indian post

>>508105460 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DOPl73LzBFU

i can't wear any kind of fucking glasses at all without it making my eyes ache. had a nice pair of oakleys but gave them away. is that normal?

>>508109175
Lmao I bet you can't even recharge your fire pit? I bet it can't change colors? It releases marbon carboxide?? Loser.

>>508109847
it really way. she's clearly got a dress on but the jeetmind could only see nekkedness.

>>508110113
Are they prescription? If not thats probably why. And if they are, its too strong

>>508109682
If woman is real why come I've never seen one before?

>>508109175
sounds like a great new neighbor. im sure you'll have lots of fun together.

>>508107479
they also have embedded cathodes on the surface that allow brainwave EEG activity monitoring and interfacing, wont be long until they add the sound-in-brain feature, and pay-per-orgasm signalling

>>508109175
Capitalism needs rules.

>>508110223
nah, its anything at all. even your basic ass clear safety glasses. after a short time my eyes ache. lat i got my eyes checked i was, what did they call it.....20/15 or something.
cant stand anything in front of my eyes.

>>508105460 (OP)
To quote Weezer:
>Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool
>You'd hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool

Why is there someone taking a picture at all? They're smart glasses, they have a camera. Just look in a mirror.

>>508111110
he's boasting to other nerds that he has a woman around

>>508111110
>Dude just go for a walk and don't look at your phone or ride a scooter.

>>508105460 (OP)
Guy read “Daemon” too many times.

Oh great now we're going to have more cameras on people's eyes

Nuke us already

>>508105460 (OP)
>another brand with a saturn faggot symbol

>>508105630
I could deal with a few more seasons of “Robotech”.

he looks like a total loser

>>508111346
Hopefully equipped with face scanners that upload faces to a central server and also equipped with AI that will help me talk to a woman.

>>508108839
That kike mofo has had plastic surgery to look more Goyish! What a demon. They hates us cuz they ain’t us.

>>508107807
good enough for me lads, brb

>>508106131
>aw mom this one’s Jew boy summer!

>>508105460 (OP)
Zuck will never be cool.

>>508105460 (OP)
>filename

So what in the hell do they do?

>>508105460 (OP)
They have the right idea. Let a glasses company design the look.