>>508106009 (OP)wtf no, southerners speak normal. It's the midwest that speaks like fucking niggers. oops I mean fuhhhkiihhhng niiihhhhggguurrrrs
you don't need every single vowel to take a long stress, and you don't need ANY of the words with a short O to take a long stress. Every time I hear "naaahhht" for "not" or "haaahhht" for "not" I want to stab a cunt