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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Thank you bakerman, and happy Solstice everybody. I see we got Dany D in studio.

>>508142296 (OP)
ty baker.

>>508142296 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

I cannot wait for her scintillating commentary tonight.

>>508142296 (OP)
What the fuck is going on with Deputy Bell?

>>508142690
I was just thinking about this. I got an email from comcast today saying I now get peacock premium for free which includes live reelz during on patrol live. If you guys want I can make a discord server for OPL and stream it hd. I don’t really use discord but it’s probably better quality than other streams.

>>508142296 (OP)
Bell caught the white disease?

>>508142769
He hasn't stolen anything in a few months.

>MO sheriff
>missing front teeth
checks out

>>508142769
re-vitiligo, every year his skin just keeps gettin blacker and darker

is Monroe gawn forever?

oh i guess link shrimps entire url anymore.

Sup niggers?!

>>508142549
Wood

>>508145231
Sup niggers

>>508145452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>508144083
dan just needed them to get him through the winter.

>>508144469
You haven't been able in like 2 years, it's why he has 25 domains.

>>508145631
What a shame, I bet that place gets wild in the summer heat.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>508146067
aaaaaaaaaaand here he is
the biggest faggot in this thread ... so far

>>508146047
It's currently 101F in Las Vegas, but nothing will happen.

>>508142296 (OP)
Bingo card. Again I forgot to update it. Suggestions welcome for updating the contents of the individual squares. Ideas I have so far include shirtless and self-incrimination.

>>508146307
Bingo only works if everyone has a card that's arranged differently. Otherwise, how can you possibly compete with anyone?

>>508142690

ENLIST IN THE HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA PD WERE BEING OVERRUN DIOSSS MIIIOOOOO

>>508146307
>>508146404
We have real time bingo on picrel

>>508146404
You supply the Cadillac and set of steak knives for first and second place, and I'll consider working on it.

reminder to all anons that shrimp is desperate to infect your computer with his virus.

>>508146565
Gtfo shrimpcock you weasel

This better be good.

Sup /opl/ frens
What we eating and drinking tonight?
Made some spicy Italian sausages (three mild) with onions and sweet peppers

>>508146907
Bland thai . Should have gone with pizza

>>508146867
every week we hope
every week Dan rejects our pleads

friday is pizza night, lads

Nice opener of "officer is lost in florida ghetto" driving around...

>>508146867

This is now ButtPatrol

>>508147131
Hell yeah fren

Shrimp, any Israel bombing tonight?

first shift vid from one of the new departments

>>508146777
Trips of truth.

>>508146907
Looks good anon. I like to add some fresh jalapeno slices when I make Italian sausages. Pic related from a couple of weeks ago. I went to a Greek steakhouse tonight, because I was feeling lazy, and had a hamburger steak with onions and gravy, some green beans and a salad.

>>508146907
I was tired and lazy. Grilled cheese and salad from the garden.

Them asking other blacks where someone ran too is always a gamble and a waste of time most of the time

I aggravated my lower back somehow so I’m sitting on a heating pad trying not to piss myself.

Why is dan on instagram and not x?

>>508147494

You can grow grilled cheese in your garden? Damn. Respect.

>>508147017
>Bland thai
You have to order that shit "Thai Hot".

>>508147535
Because he’s probably a blue sky pedo

Tezt

Wait, when did that pepper ball incident happen? That looked so kino. Anyone have a vid?

>>508147606
Last weekend

>>508146795
>>508146307
>>508146404

Dany always looks down I think she has issues and I can save her

So much for an action-packed kickoff. Five minutes of police carefully establishing that the guy trying to run from them is no longer in plain sight on the main road and two garden variety delinquents caught doing practically nothing.

>>508147606
It was probably the most kino on the show in a year. Last week

>>508147484
I'll definitely try the jalapenos with peppers and onions next time
>>508147513
Ibuprofen ftw (if your stomach allows it)
>>508147535
Musk nazi
>>508147606
the british amazon was involved in that

>>508147606
last saturday. was delightful.

Can I get a link?

>>508147679
Look how much time she spends prettying herself up...
Just another beaner whore playing coy.

>>508147760
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Jaws was released 50 years ago today. What are your thoughts about this legendary blockbuster that Quentin Tarantino says "is the perfect movie."

>>508147760
>>508147787
paste that in VLC

>>508147774
I think she's Brazilian do they like beans too? She can be my bean queen.

>>508147760
Join our stream on picrel
>>508147787
Don't click this virus

Nigger is giving false info

>>508147606
oh, and he is the subject of a bolo for failure to appear, so we might see him again

>>508147815
not as good as this year's Snow white

>>508147742
>and I've been losin' myself, I've been losin' my mind
>and I've been standin' in the rain, just tryna stay dry

Hello my fellow autistic internet lawyers. Who's this little baddie? She's fucking perfect.
>>508147883
Hey dumbass, that's a link to input into a media player and it takes you to the Reelz stream. Do two seconds of basic research before you open your stupid fucking mouth.

>m3u8 link is a virus but surely not a shady spammer stream that requires javascript
oh shr*mpnigger you can't die soon enough

Why are they jamming these guys up?

I have a strong suspicion one of the triple plays will be that drunk driver that crashed into another DUI stop.

>>508148027
>Hey dumbass, that's a link to input into a media player and it takes you to the Reelz stream
Fucking virus. I'm watching on skrimp streams' oh yeah babe

>>508148066
the one with the nog that won the ghetto lottery?

I think we'd get along if Shrimp was such a psychotic Eastern European retard
You got 34 people in your chat, fuck off and entertain them

>PT Cruiser
What does the "PT" stand for? It's certainly not "poon tang".

>>508148281
Phantom Troupe

What a monumental retard. Suspended license. Fake tag. Bullshit moron of a car. At least he's not combative or cagey about it all?

how do two white people go driving with wrong plates and no licenses???

>>508148281
Post transition

>>508148281

Personal transport

>>508148281
Pretty Trash

Skateboarding is not a crime.
Fuck off pigs.

>>508148104
Skrimp sounds like a total faggot and you should kill yourself immediately.

Mommy is back
Fuck Yeah

>>508148415
>Skateboarding is not a crime.
It certainly should be.

>>508148381
kek

Tight butthole

>>508148415
>Deliberately search for thread about cops
>Open thread
>Watch stream about cops on patrol
>"Fuck off Pigs"
Really nigger?

>no front plate
>expired rear plate
>swapped plate
>no insurance
>no license
>Chrysler
>probably hasn't told the truth yet
Can't determine race from this angle but this guy's stop qualifies for Bingo.

>>508147585
It’s like they straight up forgot the sauce. Noticed the rice is all white still? Usually the rice absorbs the sauce and flavor

>>508148436
imo you sound like a total faggot and should kill yourself immediately

>>508148557
If non-white, warning and release incoming.

>>508148641
Awwww are you mad that your virus faggot gay porn stream isn't popular?

>>508148675
Driver has no way of establishing even that the car isn't stolen. Imagine getting in the car with absolutely no evidence that you have a right to be in that car or that you even exist.

>>508148719
>not popular
It's the #1 cops stream in all 4chan lol

Red meat, best meat

>>508148557
>driving while suspended, 3rd offense

I miss when we use to filter faggots and keep the threads clean and fun

>>508148865
Are they going to let his friend come drive off in an uninsured motor vehicle with bad plates?

>>508148865
What's the play of the driver eventually getting forcibly yanked from the car?

>>508148865
Nigger for sure. And it doesn’t want the car searched

Uh oh lawful order time

Meth

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

She doesn’t look 18 O_o

>>508148844
I'm talking about this eurotrash here
>>508148641

>>508142769
hes been policing the ghetto for too long, its turning him black

>>508148971
I've always maintained that niggers come in all colors.

>>508149025
If it bleeds, it breeds

>>508148971
Oh shit it’s Dave attell

The Florida cop in studio is hotter than anyone on FOX News.

>>508142549
>>508142690
Dan's a clever jew. She fits the DEI quota and is a smokeshow.

Been kinda boring so far

>>508149170
i believe she is in the country illegally

Join our stream on picrel with real time bingo

>previously in TN
>Its fucking pitch black on video. Meanwhile Tennesseans still see daylight
Just say "heres a good clip our crews got because there isn't shit going on right now"

Ride the lightning brother

I kind of thought the red light would work too

>punch punch punch
lol

dude was just punching the back of his head

The cop who immediately started punching him isn’t a good look

YEAAAHHH BEAT HIS ASS

>>508149290
It should be interesting to find out what kind of drugs the PT Cruiser guy has. I'm thinking it's jenkum.

Was he eating shit?

oh god

JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE THOSE TEETH

Was this redneck santa eating shit?

Was his mouth full of weed or something?

Praise Allah!

Guy’s pretty based

>>508149466
You win!

>I'm a muslim
>Praise Allah; sit down.

>>508149478
I like him.

>what's in your mouth
>THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

LMAO!

Charles Schwab Antichrist, lol. This is for the nerds searching 4plebs later

That didn't look like weed. That looked like shit.

Look at this dumb cunt with her phone out like it's going to mean anything lmao

Vapes are like adult pacifiers
Look at that fucking nerd

>>508149606
Looked like horse shit

That woman is really thin, I guess she's on a drug diet

Lady cop is going to fuck Rizzo tonight, watch them act all awkward tomorrow night

>>508149673
look at her teeth

>>508149466
he already told you

>>508149751
What teeth?

>>508149673
I hear some women who are on drugs suck dick to get more drugs.

>>508149730
Rizzo is a closeted homosexual

>>508149774
exactly!

does this head have a stolen catalytic converter in the back seat?

>>508149730
Rizzo only fucks boy ass.

>>508149802
very moist lips

so hold on, stolen catalytic converters aren't illegal anymore?
are they just ignoring what's in the back seat?

Is that a fucking tail pipe in the car?

>>508149829
it's been unbolted instead of sawzalled, so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt

>>508149829

Yeah, along with other chunks of the exhaust. If you’re good enough to get under there and cut it, why not just cut what you need?

>"Look guys look I'm filming, you better act right as you pull all of this illegal shit out of my car!"
hahahahaha

>>508149802
>>508149870
Wouldn’t surprise me if him and Dan have a Diddy party with her later tonight

Do you think this guy sources his meth from fair trade locals? Or does he get ripped off by the Big Meth cartels?

>>508149905
catalytic converter $$$

>>508149976

Do you think would dare not to… burn local?

>>508149976
I bet he has a clean house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFDr78jPB7c

>>508149893
Stealing catalytic converters more menace to society than “meth residue” on a scale

Can you buy cigarettes from Uber eats?

find you a good woman who will take care of you in your time of need

>>508150275

The last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED

Throw these junkie lowlifes away in the middle of the desert with nothing.

>>508150257
I know Door Dash will

the ozarks are so dope

>>508150275
>mfw a catalytic converter stealing tweeker has love

>>508150336
>The last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat, and hid my keys?!

>>508150361
but ... someone can save her!

Why are brass knuckles illegal? I'm sure knives aren't and they are far more lethal

Schizo zesty nigga

nigga stole my bird

>>508150389
I’ve tried with DoorDash and can’t find anywhere they will deliver cigarettes from… All I wanted was some alcohol and cigarettes without leaving my house.

>>508150451
Because brass knuckles are for punk ass faggots.

Even this nigger can get chicks.

nigga stole a mountain dew

>>508150555
Checked

>>508150451
>Why are brass knuckles illegal? I'm sure knives aren't and they are far more lethal
One of those items has a myriad of legitimate, non-criminal uses.

how fuckin expensive are cigarettes now that you can save $20 a carton

>>508150451
Brass knuckles were notorious gang member weapons in the 70s and 80s
Easy to conceal, easy to fuck someone up with. So some states banned them to prevent them from being so popular. It kind of work since most people wouldn't consider using them now a days.

>>508150649
A hundred bucks a carton here.

>>508150604
>One of those items has a myriad of legitimate, non-criminal uses.
Yes but knives were designed to cut people and stab into people.

>>508142296 (OP)
>It's Jill Falcon/D'Andrea episode
No lube necessary

>>508150604
You can use a brass knuckle to bust out a window to get out of a car crash

>>508150649
a pack of reds is over $10 now here
they keep fucking taxing it

>>508149919
protip if you are in a high meth area, you can weld a motorcycle chain around your converter and it makes it very hard for them to cut and they will give up

>>508150507
Try a grocery store or convenience store that uses them
My local Door Dash does Walmart and Wawa

>>508150746
>You can use a brass knuckle to bust out a window to get out of a car crash
Brass knuckles are illegal though.

Jesus tapdancing Christ if I'm in my 60s living in the woods riding a kids bicycle getting blasted behind a gas station, just end me already.

>>508150257
One time when i was a kid and my mom was drunk and asked the Dominos delivery driver to take her to the gas station to buy more beer and cigs and he did.

>>508150947
idk he's havin a good time right now.

If this animal doesn't kill the bird, I will be beyond shocked.

Some people have a bad habit of drinking or eating things before purchasing them
I noticed it's a mostly northern behavior by blacks and it's like asking for trouble

with the bird and the hood strings, unironic st francis vibes

This episode blows

>>508150705
Yeah my state has a law that you can’t have a ring connecting more than two fingers, but even when I was in middle school in the gang equivalent of DARE the cop told us nobody can stop you from wearing 4 of the biggest rings you can find to smash someone’s face in. I think that’s why boomer faggots on motorcycles wear four big ass rings on each hand because they think people will think their bad ass with faux brass knuckles on each on each hand

mr cool over here

>>508150947
I think the same spending 8 hours in a cubicle farm though

The cops always sound like they’re basically one level above the criminals

>>508151060
That was probably back in the based mid 90’s when I was in middle school everyone carried cash and people really didn’t give a fuck

>>508151172
It's only just begun

>>508151172
so does Dan

>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Dude is zooted

>>508151294
I think it was early 2000's after 9/11

Damn, the will power to just ignore that taser pain.

doesnt everyone like the disinfecting alcohol burn of mouthwash? Isn't that the point??

>>508150896
Thanks anon, I tried with Walgreens on DD and they would only deliver alcohol

>>508151386
Sometimes they dont hook into you correctly.

>>508151178

>cop giving instructions to middle schoolers on how to circumvent the spirit of the law to carry portable face smashers

>>508151060
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, she probably gave him head on the way there as a form of compensation. Sorry anon, your mom's a hoe.

>>508150507
>>508150257
Buy Pipe Tobacco and cigarette tubes online and make your own. So much cheaper and now i only go to the gas station for gas. Way less time spent around niggs and jeets.

>>508151381
People still had the 90’s vibe up until around 2005 and then the whole damn world changed after we realized we were never going back to the 90’s… like after Covid and everyone was saying new normal and it gave me flash backs to 2002 after 9/11 and people thought we would go back to the 90’s vibe

>>508151550
Nah i asked her and she just jerked him off. My mom is pure.

>>508151550
>anon's mom later kissed him goodnight

>>508151395

Yes but there’s been a pushback against mouthwash containing alcohol. It’s suspected to have carcinogenic properties itself and also to upset favorable bacterial balances in the mouth and gut that can also potentially cause cancer.

>>508151676
Based mom jerker

>>508151670
I dont know with Trump back in it feels like old times 2019 to me kinda.

>>508151750
>not just using vodka as mouthwash

>>508151435

>We cannot facilitate such an unhealthy habit.
>Now, how much vodka would you like?

>Your pupils are dilated
The HD feed was working well enough for me that I could easily see his eyes were brown and not dilated. That's a bit odd.

a suspicious lack of melanin tonight isn't it?

What is this cop's accent

>>508151750
How does mouthwash affect your gut?

I hope this guy gets a ticket for parking in the handicapped space.

>duh noos nigga
Niggers cannot help but outsource their opinions to media, just like women.

>>508152027
He had blue eyes. That "brown" was his pupils

>>508152049
Looks like we got some right here

>>508152102
i see you, dan

>>508152027
It all makes sense when you realize they’re weasaling their way into searching the car right off the rip

I swear if a cop lights me up at night i wont pull over until i find a well lit parking lot and tell him to fuck off if he has a problem with it.

Domestic dispute.

this dude is ZOOTED

That cop is a cuck. He ordered that man out of the car and then changed the subject when he failed to exit the vehicle.

This is the face of an insane man with nothing to lose

>live love laugh
No wonder he went nuts

That poor dog in the cage with all that tazing going on

What is up with the colors on that exhaust vent?

someone webm that body slam
PLEASE!

SUPLEX ON LIVE
>SUPLEX ON LIVE

that suplex made my whole night

>>508152328
Dogs are retarded.

The guy landed on the cops right arm hard.

>>508152366
That shit was NUTS

>>508152366
Yeah, fine drop.

>>508152259
My dumbass ex girlfriend had that shit. You don’t know how right you are

>>508152366
Thats the problem with this show the best parts you can find on YouTube channels. Most of the live footage is boring.

>>508152089

As I understand it, and I am an idiot so keep that in mind, your entire GI system, and your body for that matter, has a large number of different bacteria that normally exist in some kind of balance, keeping the good and keeping out the bad. If the balance is upset at any point, more of the bad can form.dhsvm

Fuck I was in the kitchen is there a youtube link of that clip?

>You're against my wienie can you get off me please
>NO!

>>508152253

>mfw I go to pee after masturbating and it goes sideways onto the wall

Still grinding on police procedure to someone who couldn't fucking care less about police procedure.

Knew it was a nigger

Fuck this cop. Im going to stop in the middle of the road and refuse to move and hope the fucking pig gets run over by some drunk beaner.

>>508152556
The worst is when you pee and it splits in half after having sex and you have to control two different streams at the same time.

>>508152677
YESSSSSSSSS!

>>508152708
One time i had three streams and got nervous.

>>508152677
>BAHH GAWD

What happened to that British braphog cop. Wasn’t she in Tennessee also?

>>508152824
HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF

>>508152640
I was in Knoxville one time and saw a car had jumped the median and smashed into one of those bridge columns and it killed everyone and turned their car into a crumpled coke can they covered up with a white sheet.

Cop wasn't paying attention
Nearly rams someone
>oh wow they don't have tail lights on this well lit street!
What the fuck give yourself a ticket for distracted driving.

>>508152874
She's got webcam duties tonight.

>>508152708
I had a wicked break out of psoriasis on my dick and I think it got a little inside the tip. I started my biologic medicine again and my dick cleared up but I am still pissing two streams. I have to sit down to pee. Not sure if experimenting with sounding might flush it out

Admitting to driving while on the phone is crazy
Why are people so retarded

>>508152677
Nice

>>508151750
fuck off

What is it with the fucking lectures tonight?

>>508152971
Really? That’s disgusting! Where? There’s so many websites

>>508153051
NuPolicing s all about educating and second chances
Back in the day if you got chewed out you were also getting a ticket or jail

>>508153019
>psoriasis on my dick

>>508153019
Wear diapers that are tight for a couple days and piss in them. It will flush it out. Sounding will irritate it even more plus extremely painful.

>>508153194
I got psoriatic arthritis and it’s fucking awful. This year it somehow went to my dick

>>508153019
You just have to clear your dick hole, mine was from leftover fluids and you start to piss and it goes two different ways when you take the. Or ing piss..
>>508152771
Don’t worry anon your penis is just built different, if you piss 3 different ways after the first morning piss then yeah you might want to see a doctor.

>>508152640
You sound like a massive pussy who wets his pants if someone knocks on your door too hard.

>>508153240
>Wear diapers that are tight for a couple days and piss in them.

>>508153051
/opl/ traditionally has a white night and black night… there will be more nigs tomorrow that Dan is scared to show especially because of Juneteenth yesterday

>>508153363
Must be nice

No lights!
A combination of STUPID descisions
LMFAO
LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND OK
This cop is heckin BASED amirite?

Eating pizza while driving is pretty responsible in food selection. The only other better choice is french fries.

>>508153240
I think it’s just some dead skin/scab right inside the tip. I wouldn’t do deep sounding like the freaks

So this cop was following at an unsafe distance and the mazda driver gets a ticket?

Why did this idiot admit to distracted driving?

>>508153480
burrito is #1

>gets a $160 ticket
>argues about it
Faggot just let it go or take it up in court

>>508153486
Exactly. Dumbass cop did not leave at least a second or two of following distance

>>508153575
he didn't "see" the other car because no lights

way too much velcro on this hat

>do you have any questions?
>>uhh yeah so just to confirm-
>if you want to have a discussion, we can have it in court in front of a judge
faggot cop

>>508153484
The diaper creates a wall around your uretha and as you piss into it some will go back into your uretha and wash it out. Also the diaper will help sterilize as you are pissing with the chemicals they put in to keep the odor and bacteria down.

>>508153486
This show is a perfect juxtaposition of race relations in this country. He gives this kid no end of shit and then a $150 ticket for forgetting his lights were off, ignores that half his accusations aren't illegal, and then we'll watch that guy give a lecture on civil procedure to a cross-eyed brown who will certainly Jedi mind trick that cop that he, in fact, dindu nuffin. What a horrible time to be alive.

Norton is so annoying trying to talk like a nigger

>>508153545
Pizza and french fries dont have a back door anus for everything to pour out on your lap and cause an accident.

WOOD

>>508153710
depressing indeed

>>508153484
Anon, I….. if you’re having scabs inside your dick that’s not normal.
t. Had gonarreah, had the clap and if your penis has puss and blood coming out it then It means it’s time to go the ER to get an antibiotic shot deep in your ass cheek :(

Oh shit we got a queen over here boys

>>508153575
it's a three count buddy

>>508153661
uh huh, that means cops lights and the city lights were also inoperative.

>>508153822
eww

>>508153706
Thanks anon. You sound like someone in the medical field. I may try next weekend if it’s not better

new bread >>508153769
>>508153769

>>508147513
you keeping Piss fetish anon away from the thread kek

>>508153781
do you eat the burrito unwrapped?
if so, I understand

>LIVE
>daylight at 11PM

>>508153827
If AI made an image like this it would be unplugged and $50million to a reparations progrum would be done before the day ended.

>>508153858
do you not know how taillights work?

>What's this
>UH DICK!!
Nigger women are absolutely awful

Based ayyyyy sling shot

>>508153047

I was answering the question faggot. I don’t care what you do or do not guzzle.