Why are americans like this? - /pol/ (#508149118) [Archived: 940 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: nnyg4oA6Canada
6/21/2025, 3:27:22 AM No.508149118
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Why do americans fart and shit on everything? Amerishits are quick to judge Canadians as stinky hindu poo poo street shitters while they were sharting in the mart, don't u remember? Fat, retarded, racist americans waddling around walmart with their guns and their racism
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6/21/2025, 3:30:46 AM No.508149378
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Anonymous ID: 2nWPyHnDUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:32:09 AM No.508149484
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Anonymous ID: 6kPEQtKHUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:32:33 AM No.508149505
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And yet, even the nastiest American managed to keep his fecal matter off the street. How odd...
Anonymous ID: rrRtpWL9United States
6/21/2025, 3:32:52 AM No.508149524
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Anonymous ID: VNSWAIg1Bulgaria
6/21/2025, 3:34:51 AM No.508149691
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Anonymous ID: artoOSNmUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:36:13 AM No.508149805
Weight loss products. There's all kinds, most block digestion of fats. The fat just sort of gets pushed out and you get these greasy, bright orange sharts that you can't really control. Americans love their weight loss pills but also love eating greasy, fatty foods. So they end up with a lot of fat that is just constantly leaking out of their asses.
Anonymous ID: Y7L2ZekqUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:36:58 AM No.508149872
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Anonymous ID: o13HbKggUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:41:37 AM No.508150255
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>>508149118 (OP)
When a person of size defecates, they will inevitably have difficulty wiping the feces from their buttocks. The large rolls of fat obstruct the hand from entering areas where cleaning is necessary, and the arm is often obstructed from the full range of motion required. The feces also have a tendency to get stuck in mats of anal public hairs, which are common in people of size due to the inability to groom that area.

When walking or sitting, such as at a supermarket, the heat generated within the highly compressed areas of adipose tissue causes intense sweating within the intergluteal cleft. The "shart" appearance is then caused by the motion of walking or adjusting in one' seat due to anal itching from unwiped fecal matter. These actions pump the liquidized fecal matter up and out of the posterior, similar to how soap spreads when one rubs their palms together during hand washing.

Passing gas will further increase the stain in the clothing, as the flatulence will be propelled through a tiny tunnel of air between the adipose tissue and exit the flesh as a highly compressed blast of methane, propelling the accompanying fecal matter at a high velocity similar to a sneeze. This is not a "shart" within itself, but can have a very similar effect as one.