HOLY FUCK GET IN HERE - /pol/ (#508150196) [Archived: 1015 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: nd05gi4FUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:40:54 AM No.508150196
walz_assassin_confession
walz_assassin_confession
md5: 75ac0cf0ed722f34e9bf650e2d8491ea๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous ID: addGvxEEBrazil
6/21/2025, 3:45:43 AM No.508150583
QRD please
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Anonymous ID: ZN5NVMgFUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:47:52 AM No.508150747
>>508150583
Tim Walz has a history of fucking with politics in his state and this is another example of Timmy turner trying to knock off the competition.
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Anonymous ID: Juhd7xV/United States
6/21/2025, 3:56:27 AM No.508151424
>>508150196 (OP)
Fuck
Anonymous ID: 8pkAREhOUnited States
6/21/2025, 3:58:08 AM No.508151567
>>508150196 (OP)
I know this is probably going to be a nothing burger, but it would be wicked if it weren't. The democrats are already in shambles, if this came out to be true, they'd be fucked for a decade
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Anonymous ID: addGvxEEBrazil
6/21/2025, 3:58:59 AM No.508151641
>>508150747
I'm sorry, what?
Anonymous ID: htNF6JkVUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:01:58 AM No.508151867
>>508150196 (OP)
I think Boelter really was just a retard.
Anonymous ID: nd05gi4FUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:03:52 AM No.508152019
I mean has he been to Ukraine?
Anonymous ID: tQ4g/x0RUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:11:22 AM No.508152613
>>508150196 (OP)
Vance "JD" Boelter, the MAGAssassin
Anonymous ID: 8hsW1teMUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:24:11 AM No.508153568
fargo-lg
fargo-lg
md5: ac73ab980bfbc7ee8865c51de574ea02๐Ÿ”
>>508150196 (OP)
This is turning into the plot of Fargo.
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Anonymous ID: 6NBJu2vHUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:28:17 AM No.508153903
>>508150196 (OP)
>Letter is "incoherent and confusing"
>Says explicitly Matt Walz paid him to kill these people so he could take their place
It seems pretty clear cut and straight forward to me. Where's the incoherent part?
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Anonymous ID: k/+IKrwVUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:38:21 AM No.508154707
I also think his 'kill list' of 50 to 70 democrats was really just his address book.
Anonymous ID: LouuCuEwUnited States
6/21/2025, 4:48:39 AM No.508155499
>>508153568
Yeah, I think itโ€™s plausible. It may well be true. The guy ran a quasi security company and waltz is a nut.
Anonymous ID: EbWbzP7TUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:05:00 AM No.508156741
Gay
Anonymous ID: FqnKbaXbCanada
6/21/2025, 5:06:05 AM No.508156819
>>508153568
Walz is a real-life bumbling idiot who can't think 2 steps ahead. Just like in the movie.
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:09:30 AM No.508157046
>>508153903
The StarTribune story,
is claiming that their "sources close to FBI" have characterized it that way.
Until the letter itself is publicly released there is no way at all to tell or know
Anonymous ID: IBKXlK8tUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:26:03 AM No.508158224
>>508156819
>Walz is a real-life bumbling idiot who can't think 2 steps ahead. Just like in the movie.
What the heck d'ya mean?
Anonymous ID: O4Oaz91lUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:27:15 AM No.508158322
>>508150583
Trump is God and the white house should be the new church. jesus christ is a filth imposter of our lord and saviour Trump.
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Anonymous ID: 8Ysxs0foUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:27:21 AM No.508158328
TimmyWalzTampons
TimmyWalzTampons
md5: 6e11e97a654f4465fb7dbaa4625fb4e4๐Ÿ”
>>508150196 (OP)
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Anonymous ID: JWYI+253United States
6/21/2025, 5:28:05 AM No.508158381
>>508158328
Is this real
Anonymous ID: +p9wDrRfUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:29:09 AM No.508158443
>>508150196 (OP)
Shit glows like the sun
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Anonymous ID: r7zl6/lXUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:38:11 AM No.508159075
>>508150196 (OP)
>the hortmans and hoffmans
Haha I'm kekking out. did this get memory holed?
Anonymous ID: TC2q4dCrCanada
6/21/2025, 5:39:16 AM No.508159147
>mindbroken by the "weird" comment
really sad
Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:47:34 AM No.508159738
B U M P
Anonymous ID: mTDeCqEBUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:50:04 AM No.508159902
>>508150196 (OP)
I think the funniest result of all this would be if Klobuchar decided the story was credible and used her own connections to try and get Walz whacked by an equally incompetent dimestore shitman with technically successful but ultimately self-defeating results, anyone else feeling that?
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Anonymous ID: 4QH8BhP0United States
6/21/2025, 5:51:27 AM No.508160005
>>508150196 (OP)
Yea this guy was obviously some kind of hitman given, by the fact he actually executed a complicated killing plan and then got away from the police supposedly on foot (?)

How did they know who he even was?
Then you have the fact walz came out like that day and was apologizing for it, guy is in hot shit.

I think this is actually going to turn out to be true
Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 5:53:01 AM No.508160103
>>508159902
>Klobuchar
Why hasn't she *already* "decide it is credible"?

Same reason Kamala Harris did not report herself almost "being blown up by a white supremacist pipe bomb" on J6

Oh and:
Harris-Walz was the 2024 Democratic Presidency ticket
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:19:29 AM No.508161668
>>508158443
Yes
Anonymous ID: 1g8FVaNEUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:22:18 AM No.508161841
>>508150196 (OP)
But he shot two different politicians
Anonymous ID: BoFTTAnWUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:23:37 AM No.508161909
>>508150196 (OP)
okay so it's a rambling conspiratory letter to the fbi when it doesnt fit the kike narrative and a manifesto when it does
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Anonymous ID: BoFTTAnWUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:26:07 AM No.508162042
it'spronouncedEye-gor
it'spronouncedEye-gor
md5: 398ba4539b48046cafa4aee29991bcf9๐Ÿ”
>>508160103
>horse whinnies off camera
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Anonymous ID: XmL/0I6XUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:36:52 AM No.508162660
>>508153568
>Boelter?
>Donโ€™t know him. Donโ€™t vouch for him.
Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:49:12 AM No.508163306
>>508162042
where wolf?
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Anonymous ID: E3NkY90hUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:50:43 AM No.508163398
I hope you guys double down on posting this more
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:55:10 AM No.508163649
>>508163398
They're sliding it hard
Anonymous ID: BoFTTAnWUnited States
6/21/2025, 6:55:26 AM No.508163667
>>508163306
>There wolf.
>There castle.
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:02:41 AM No.508164063
>>508163667
Could be worse.
could be raining
Anonymous ID: t7uXR+beUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:03:31 AM No.508164108
>>508158322
is this even sarcasm?
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:06:46 AM No.508164278
>>508164108
do you know what 4chan is?
Anonymous ID: 91xZm7e6United States
6/21/2025, 7:12:36 AM No.508164650
file
file
md5: 922ec0c44b7b9fb1d88f452664c27b01๐Ÿ”
>>508150196 (OP)
This was a glownigger op. Vance Boelter owned a security service called Praetorian Guard Security Services. The victims were people that employed him. They knew him. He had a fleet of trucks that looked exactly like the police cars. All he had to do was knock on their door and identify himself, they would open the door at any time. His plan was to kill the four he shot, go to one of the No Kings protests with his No Kings signs in tow, shoot protestors, and set off a civil war. By the time he started killing people at the protests, there would have been more than enough time to set this up as a right wing fanatic on a killing spree of peaceful protestors, of which there were hundreds of thousands filling the city streets at that moment. Word was already out about the 4 lawmakers that had been shot, his hit list of dem lawmakers would be all over the news and the cherry on top would be an active shooting at the rallies. He only got caught because a couple of cops had a hunch and went to a lawmakers house close by and caught him in the act. If he had been able to get to the rallie and start shooting people our cities would still be burning right now. This was almost John Wilkes Booth level shit and we're barely hearing a word about it.
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:16:01 AM No.508164846
>>508164650
Yup, it's the most significant United States political assassination (apart from the 13th July 2024 Butler, PA attempt) since the 2017 Congressional baseball game
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:19:10 AM No.508165086
>>508161909
No matter how they 'package' it rn, this is coming out in the wash.
He's going to trial unless he's bumped off or an hero's prior
Anonymous ID: 91xZm7e6United States
6/21/2025, 7:20:34 AM No.508165173
>>508164846
>Yup, it's the most significant United States political assassination (apart from the 13th July 2024 Butler, PA attempt) since the 2017 Congressional baseball game
Yes, it was literally the perfect set up, if not for those meddling cops. Haven't heard another word about his wife being caught driving around town with passports and ammo either. That was their plan B, as in there plan was completely fucked at that point and she was trying to get him out of wherever he was at. Dude takes off on foot after shooting at the police and theres no dogs, drones, helicopters trying to immediately catch this guy that just murdered 2 people and tried to murder 2 others? Wasn't he on the run for like 2 days? Yeah, this all checks out.
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Anonymous ID: ayqIGkz1United States
6/21/2025, 7:21:15 AM No.508165221
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
Anonymous ID: iBklSzevUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:21:36 AM No.508165240
>>508150196 (OP)
fake and gay,
Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:22:16 AM No.508165285
>>508165173
>his wife being caught driving around town with passports and ammo either
This.
We discussed / hashed out a bunch of this on last week's threads
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Anonymous ID: 91xZm7e6United States
6/21/2025, 7:25:14 AM No.508165476
Screenshot 2025-06-21 at 1.23.21โ€ฏAM
Screenshot 2025-06-21 at 1.23.21โ€ฏAM
md5: 3ef038d48445a38c55446b2efa55dd7c๐Ÿ”
Also, just seeing picrel.
?Guy comes out of the woods covered in mud with $900 bucks and buys your car. Check out.

When is the last time you've seen a running used car for sale for that amount? According to other reports I have seen, the people that turned him in said that the mud was knee deep in places on their property. His name was already known within hours of the murders.
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Anonymous ID: i3L4l0mmUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:26:57 AM No.508165574
The nutty shooter is nutty
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Anonymous ID: 91xZm7e6United States
6/21/2025, 7:29:06 AM No.508165701
Screenshot 2025-06-21 at 1.26.48โ€ฏAM
Screenshot 2025-06-21 at 1.26.48โ€ฏAM
md5: e491f96ce0afa621fa673a184edf8b09๐Ÿ”
Literally what the fuck?
>Prosecutors say around 7 a.m., Boelter met up with the unidentified man at a bus stop in north Minneapolis. It is alleged the pair then boarded a bus to the manโ€™s home, where they apparently got into the Buick and drove to a bank in Robbinsdale. That is where Boelter was captured on security camera wearing a cowboy hat, and where court documents reveal he drained his bank account of $2,200, paying $900 to the man for his e-bike and the car.

Lol ok. Meeting a guy you've never met before at 7am while your town is basically in lockdown where you both take a bus back to the sellers home to buy the car. Nothing to see here fellas.
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Anonymous ID: o2snFsP9United States
6/21/2025, 7:29:58 AM No.508165763
>>508150196 (OP)
Its an odd story, why was his wife caught with passports, large sums of money, and firearms?
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:33:46 AM No.508165989
>>508165763
>Its an odd story, why was his wife caught with passports, large sums of money, and firearms
This.
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:34:17 AM No.508166024
>>508165574
>nutty shooter
Tim Walz is friends with school shooters
Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:40:25 AM No.508166394
>>508165701
But he wanted to get caught! He knew Tim Walz was going to bail him out
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:42:59 AM No.508166538
>>508165476
>Guy comes out of the woods covered in mud with $900 bucks and buys your car
fucking kek
Anonymous ID: 91xZm7e6United States
6/21/2025, 7:43:57 AM No.508166584
>>508166394
>But he wanted to get caught! He knew Tim Walz was going to bail him out
I don't think so, at least not at the time he did. His ultimate plan was to get to the protest and kill some people there, knowing that by then his hit list of all dems would've been released by the media, and on top of the 4 people that he hoped to kill, all of the protestors around the country would begin to kill loot and burn the cities. By then, it wouldn't matter what information came out about it, the damage would be out of control, civil war 2.0
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:45:16 AM No.508166662
>>508166584
agree (was just shitposting)
Who knows what the extent of this was.
I'm already convinced that Klobuchar is also in on it.
This is whitmer kidnapping 2.0: The Hit Job
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Anonymous ID: 91xZm7e6United States
6/21/2025, 7:47:47 AM No.508166768
>>508166662
>This is whitmer kidnapping 2.0: The Hit Job
Dirty bitness
Anonymous ID: U8iWTEfjUnited States
6/21/2025, 7:54:07 AM No.508167104
1748671190466314
1748671190466314
md5: 8cb0ae563cd7e734e7fc6daece1fb03a๐Ÿ”
>>508150196 (OP)

My God. What the fuck else sick shit is this Walz character into?!

FunFact: I have almost 4,000 memes in my meme folder and I just now realized Walz never even rated high enough for me to bother saving one. LOL.
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:13:27 AM No.508168168
>>508167104
Lot of people make fun of him for being such a schmutz
but at bare minimum he must be under a lot of kompromat, at worst he's a sociopath powermonger: remember he was Harris' vp candidate
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Anonymous ID: elaiHNyVUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:15:43 AM No.508168284
>>508153903
Sounds like the letter is a bunch of schizo babble.
Anonymous ID: U8iWTEfjUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:18:46 AM No.508168446
1728284722391391
1728284722391391
md5: ad080dffdf78dd1b21cb560f7a8fa85a๐Ÿ”
>>508168168

I'm getting kind of old and I still can't fully comprehend how corrupted everyday random people can be, much less politicians.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNuskID: d/DOr+K2
6/21/2025, 8:36:47 AM No.508169399
>>508164650
>This was a glownigger op. Vance Boelter owned a security service called Praetorian Guard Security Services. The victims were people that employed him. They knew him. He had a fleet of trucks that looked exactly like the police cars. All he had to do was knock on their door and identify himself, they would open the door at any time. His plan was to kill the four he shot, go to one of the No Kings protests with his No Kings signs in tow, shoot protestors, and set off a civil war. By the time he started killing people at the protests, there would have been more than enough time to set this up as a right wing fanatic on a killing spree of peaceful protestors, of which there were hundreds of thousands filling the city streets at that moment. Word was already out about the 4 lawmakers that had been shot, his hit list of dem lawmakers would be all over the news and the cherry on top would be an active shooting at the rallies. He only got caught because a couple of cops had a hunch and went to a lawmakers house close by and caught him in the act. If he had been able to get to the rallie and start shooting people our cities would still be burning right now. This was almost John Wilkes Booth level shit and we're barely hearing a word about it.
if true, will they try to memoryhole it?
Anonymous ID: RiobA/XoUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:38:35 AM No.508169503
>REEEEE IT'S A TRUMP TARD SHOOOTER !!1!!1!!11
LOL LMAO
BTFO
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:42:54 AM No.508169746
>>508169503
He's integrally connected to the top echelon of MN politics
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Anonymous ID: RiobA/XoUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:43:58 AM No.508169813
>>508169746
Him and his wife were connected to Walz, no?
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Anonymous ID: tjPI8zJ/
6/21/2025, 8:48:08 AM No.508170033
>>508150583
Tim "I'm friends with school shooters" Walz (allegedly) had a senator whacked so he could run for her replacement.
Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 8:51:23 AM No.508170217
>>508169813
His wife was Tim Walz' close aide
Anonymous ID: OyFhGfmo
6/21/2025, 8:54:47 AM No.508170415
q0snbep5uws41
q0snbep5uws41
md5: cd6c1ad000ab96c5bf549d920e0b9845๐Ÿ”
>>508153568
This is so much more hilarious than anything the Coen brothers could have ever come up with
Anonymous ID: h7Qzhcc5Canada
6/21/2025, 8:56:47 AM No.508170537
My God, what has happened to /pol/?
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Anonymous ID: jr62IvFqUnited States
6/21/2025, 9:02:23 AM No.508170823
>>508170537
>Leaf
Anonymous ID: KCdRl95MUnited States
6/21/2025, 9:22:47 AM No.508171857
>>508165285
>>508165989
>>508165763

She's gone, acc to Daily Mail:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14824707/vance-boelter-minnesota-family-wife-hiding.html
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Anonymous ID: JfnoQMq+United States
6/21/2025, 9:26:05 AM No.508172034
ginger bitch
ginger bitch
md5: b18c3e4b6999945d97517e2391630e81๐Ÿ”
>>508151567
>if this came out to be true, they'd be fucked for a decade
Were you actually born yesterday? First of all it's not true. Crazy guy says shit, so what. But even if it was it's too disturbing and they'd just memory hole it.
Anonymous ID: RiobA/XoUnited States
6/21/2025, 9:28:35 AM No.508172163
file
file
md5: 10169bb4722ee9259a52521e51a839eb๐Ÿ”
>>508171857
weird