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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>WHAT I DID?

Thready reminder DO NOT TALK TO COPS

does asuka fren post here?

Boring so far tonight

Live Dany Dong Reaction

They’re gonna say SHIT on tv!

I ain't did shit

>IT'S A DICK
>A GOOD DICK

it's GOOD too

>its a good dick!
I'd like to return to a society where everyone in public has shame.

Das a gud dick

nothing illegal about suckin on a penis pop while driving

>home made body armor

curtis knows the dick flavors

>>508154247
How does one make homemade body armor? Axeing for a friend

If I purchase security tags and affix them to clothing does that give police the right to steal my stuff?
How on earth can you slaves put up with this blatantly illegal and unconstitutional behavior from our so called "officers" of the law

summer settin in

The vigilante Niggerman in his Niggermobile

I wonder if drawanon has a discord link he could make all kinds of silly pics

>>508154347
I would guess it's AR500 plate wrapped in something soft

>>508154347
duct tape cutting boards inside a shirt

The cop got such nigger fatigue talking to her he's trying to find a reason to arrest her.

Now this SC cop is playing detective. TBF she should have STFU and not said where she was going (or anything beyond "Am I free to go") but it doesn't fucking matter where she's going. She seems to have passed his unconstitutional roadside sobriety test. If we live in an actually free society she should already be back in her car driving wherever the fuck she wants without being hassled by these government thugs.
This show makes me hate police and the retards who enable them. I can't imagine any thinking man come away with any different impression

>>508154498
It'd be easier and more efficient to book her and complete a police report than try to explain to her how to get where she says she's going.

Yeah, I'm no doctor, buy my diagnosis is fatigue.

>>508154531
junkies deserve to be hassled

>>508154247

That’ll do nicely… for a pillow fight.

>>508154660
No, they do not.
If they're commiting a crime then accuse, try, convict, and punish them, but citizens should absolutely be free to travel and conduct business and maintain their personal affects and otherwise live their lives without living in the shadow of tyranny

Anon with the Covid dick flu…. It’s not normal to find a scab inside the head of your penis. Chlyamdia and Gonorrhea is something all chads have had before and you go to the hospital to get a shot of antibiotics in your ass check…. They call it the dick flu because you have puss coming out the tip of your dick…. If you’re finding scabs on your dick you might have syphilis or herpes if you’re lucky…. I’ve have the both dick flu’s from fucking nasty women without a condo, but don’t have any serious STD’s

"neighbors"

>This LivePD?
>.......
That made me laugh for some reason

>>508154820
Yeah they do.
Pieces of shit like you who enable degenerate behavior should be shot on sight with the rest of them.

>dis LivePD?
If it were Live PD you'd already be on the ground eating concrete.

>>508154820

This was and should be the country in which we live. Was.

>>508154822
Im sorry anon but you probably have multiple strains of HPV that are incurable and can lead to multiple different forms of cancer in the future. Plus both types of Herpes as well dick and lip.

>>508154913
You are a slave and a fool and a disgrace to the nation you live in.
May God have mercy on all of us.

dan i want to see less flashing lights and hear less sirens

>>508155023
The nation would be better off without junkies, niggers, spics and the rest of you fat faggot cucks who allow them to stay.
Fuck off.

cheryl is fuckin RIPPED

Meth milfs

two peaches right here

>>508155067

Best I can do is ten minutes of commercials for drugs to combat the side effects of other drugs.

>>508155177
Women like this will give you the best blowjob of your life for $5 dollars and a McDouble.

Living next to white trash people are just as bad a niggers

>>508155205
one is on pills, the other drunk

>>508155094

Do you think Harley Davidson ever sees their brand being represented by people like this?

>>508155274

>dills
>prunk

>>508155255
I’ll have to keep that in mind

>>508155215
>diagnosed with depression
>get prescribed antidepressants
>antidepressants make your arms go spastic
>we have a drug for that
>one of the side effects is depression

>>508155266
If not for the vastly increased propensity for violent crimes.

>>508155255
They have the advantage of being able to remove their teeth beforehand.

>>508155295
Strung out middle aged whores is their brand

>>508155266
Its really not. White trash doesn't burgalize your home when you are at work or do drive by shootings on your street.

>>508155295
they love it
I bet they seethe more at the weekend warrior dentists

When was the last time we had a good live chase

if i see lights and sirens, but no perp, i am unhappy.

>>508155428

That kid with the slammed m3. Si ply out drive the cops… until he drive into a parking lot

>>508155428
last year we had 2 good ones in Hazen

>>508155453
If they are searching in the woods and not running i am displeased.

I hear a lot of younger Americans that enunciate like this guy. They don’t sound words out clearly, like their lips and tongue are partially numb.

>>508155536
hazen goes fast

>>508154976
No…. I’ve lived the high life while you live in mom’s basement scared to touch a woman when I’ve fucked women you would jerk off to everyday living in your sad solitary confinement… picrel is some 39 year old I just put on my team recently

>>508155428
the last good one i remember was clayton county a couple months ago

>>508155510
that one?

>>508155510
This that M3 chase was fucking better than thr last five Fast & Furious movies combined. Pure kino.

There was that fat fuck who went on a high speed chase and ended up in a ditch and nearly caught on fire

>>508155648

Yes! I remember all the photos pulled from his insta since he had it on his rear vent glass

>>508155666
Based e46 m3 still a great car

>we're following 2 stories of nothing intersting happening
Great opener, Dan.

>>508155957
>>508155666
>>508155510
that wasn't an M3
just a "modded" 330

>>508156094
Oh still a decent car from 20 years ago
>t. E36 m3 enjoyer

>>508155957
>>508156094
For me its the 1M. My dream car will never be my reality. : (

>>508156306
the E36 was the last decent M car
but the one in the chase was an E46

lil john impression from the cop

>>508156419
I want a low mileage e39 m5 with dinan shit on it

>>508156419
>E60
>E92
crazy talk

>>508156679
Too heavy

any of you mud lovers have LVC link?

Its the prettiest car Ive ever seen. I need her.

>>508156746
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

I've been going back and forth. TVApp keeps kicking me and my Proton can't stay connected.

>>508156746
>mud lovers
>LVC
do you want the link or not

>>508156746
yeah picrel

>>508156836
lmfao fucking retard, imagine not being on s-hrimpstreams

I love endless driving sequences.

>>508156745
>Ugly. Slow. Gay. May as well get a chally wally or a miata blah blah old good new something something iPad dashboards in egg shit
>/o/
Is down the and to the left

>>508156679
what are rod bearings?
oh, maintenance things?
hmmm

>>508156746
yeah picrel

Ocтaння нiч нaшoгo лiтa
Пpoнece нac кpiзь тeплy пeчaль
Ocтaння piч, щo нaм пoтpiбнa
Пpoбити нacкpiзь хoлoднy тy cтaль

>>508156913
grab a wrench, it's worth it

>>508156772

This is the only bimmer that ever made me feel anything.

>>508156910
Yeah that about covers it all

>>508157023
Bro…

>>508157062
/o/ is reddlt tier trash board

officer warren sapp

Yeah that shooter is getting identified very quickly

>>508157023
750il for me. I aint tryin to be fast, just wanna be smooth

>>508157232

Where dem hookers?

>>508157023
I love it. Very clean. The last couple years BMW front ends are a monstrosity.

>we can't show anything interesting

>careful and respectful

>>508155453
any shid bull sightings?

>the reason we kinda suck is because we're doing such a good job

>>508157287
I want the old 90s 8 series coupe with the car phone stock.

I'm writing to follow up on an incident I recall from over a year ago involving a Nye County police officer and a homeowner. My understanding is that the officer, without apparent justification, physically assaulted the homeowner, resulting in the homeowner being injured. I believe the officer subsequently attempted to place blame on the homeowner.

I understand that investigations can take time, and I am not making any accusations. However, I am deeply concerned about the lack of publicly available information regarding the outcome of this incident. Transparency in matters of police conduct is crucial for maintaining public trust and ensuring accountability. Could you please provide an update on the status of any investigations or disciplinary actions taken in this case? Any information you can share about the specifics of the incident and its resolution would be greatly appreciated.

>>508157287

The 750il is beautiful. My friends Dad had one growing up. Smooth doesn’t do it justice. I also like the old 850s but, for some reason, I just always lived those little 1.8 hatches

That blonde female cop looked like that female golfer from those TMobile commercials

>>508157376
we've been jewed

>>508155640
she looks like she has a hairy ass and nipples

>>508157400
Fuck off nigger

>dropped her meth pipe in front of the cops again!

Why don't they just do drugs at home without all the paraphenalia?

>baked potato
>belt buckle

>>508157348

The female looked disgusting— boobs protruding—in her grey top before a crime scene. Very very disrespectful.

Did he just try to say brass knuckles was a belt buckle?

>>508157399
Based 850 enjoyer

My car looks like shit on the outside - literally has moss growing on it. But if cops were to search it, they'd be done in one minute flat. These cars look like swap meets that a tornado just drove through.

>>508157445

>>508157611
checked and keked

>>508157499
someone mentioned something about asshole landlords or racist parole officers
it might also be the issue of waiting to get home to use after buying it

>Mass shooting
>3 injuries
>At least 13 placards indicating shells
Bravo?

If the suspect is black I bet it suddenly is no longer a "mass shooting."

>>508157725
>bravo mike
ALWAYS

what are all these people doing at the appliance store at this hour

Did he say an "Apollo Creed" T-shirt?

>>508157745
Wyte supremacy forced him to pull the trigger. He dindu nuffin

>>508157801
Have you SEEN their prices?

>>508157801
there's never a bad time to consider your next refrigerator purchase

>>508157801

You ever worked a retail job? When we would be there at freakish hours, like before sunrise or after 9pm, doing inventory or something, people would just show up and start pulling on the door.

normie tv commercials make me horny, can anyone else relate? it's kinda weird.

>>508158029
you need deprogramming.

>>508158137

NEW TARDIVE DYSKINESIA COMMERCIAL JUST DROPPED BOYS

>between 16 or 17 shots fired
fuckin dan...

>17 shots fired
>3 injuries
If this guy is white, I'm going to be pissed.

>>508158248

How can you fire half a bullet?

dan is going to waste the next half hour of our lives with this bullshit.

>>508158278
Wouldn't that mean a reload unless he's using an extended mag?

vegas cop is wearing a sun hat

How do i stop being poor?

Vegas is having a real one tonight

>>508158330
Block half of the barrel with your finger when pulling the trigger

>>508158375
16+1 finnbro

>>508158411
Rob the rich.

>>508158375
Or two guns.

MILF ALERT

>>508158431
>lives in vegas
>stays out of the sun
WOULD

>>508158375
Plenty of 9mm and other calibers can hold 17 or more in one mag, not even an extended needed for that

Oh boy, lecture again.

>>508158460

>get into a drunken argument at a Florida bar
>come out dual weilding

>>508158514
Shit the fucking H&K VP70Z had 18 round mags stock in the late 80s.

>>508158375
Depends on the pistol. 2011s can hold 20 or 22. And you can get 33 round mags for Glocks (trash).

>>508158431
>tattoo
shit

>dos cervezas
ALWAYS!

>>508158594
kek

>>508158578
>lecture again
Seems like she might be a DUI too

>>508158578

I honestly don’t mind. I’m tired of my fucking rates going up every year despite no accidents, tickets, and the same modest car.

>>508158642
about as good as it's going to get in Vegas

>>508158349
time to goon

>>508158654

Been a while since I’ve seen him off of a truck mudflap

This guy has a sweet haircut

>>508158671

O O O O REILLYYYY

>>508158675
Shithole cities hand out licenses without any tests and give cars to Somali dirt farmers. That's a good chunk of the problem.

>>508158431
>fuck me skirt
god damn
that's a woman and a half right dere
still not dying for israel

>>508158671
>tit to gut ratio

>>508158642
I was hoping the wind would pick up and show us her panties.

>>508158793
AUTO PARTS

>>508158671
they should just sell Modelo at Oreilly

>>508158852
Why are guys so attracted to womens panties?

>>508158811

I swear they give out CDLs to anyone who asks for one these days. I had a semi almost clip me and drag me down the highway this week by passing in the slow lane and merging suddenly. I had to swerve to avoid him.

>>508157665
wash your car nigger

>>508158869

YYAOW

>>508158827
there are thousands upon thousands of them to choose from in Las Vegas. Have at it.

>>508158900
I don't know, but they're sexy. Must be from when we were kids and the sears catalog arrived in the mail.

>>508158411
>How do i stop being poor?
be a youtuber or Vtuber or a ecelbe

>>508158909
Saar we are driving professional sar. Mr anas provide gorgeous training bloody bitch benchod

>>508158852
reminds me of a webm from earlier
watch for the girl in an orange dress

>>508158900
they touch pussies

>>508158852
we've been left wanting since webmrel

>>508158949

>>508158671
his fupa is bigger than hers

>>508158742
I watch those all the time. Every time I burn a movie onto DVD I always add a bunch of cartoons, usually WB cartoons. It's a holdover habit from when I used to fill up videotapes.

I've been waiting decades for those cartoons to get old. They don't, and I never tire of that stuff.

>>508158909
>.
search non domicile CDL. States are giving them to illegals that can't even read or speak english.

>>508158955
you sound tired
i kind of hate women so i doubt i'll bother

>>508158994
I filmed myself eating the new chicken tender burrito from Taco Bell in my daily and only got 17 views on YouTube. Wut do now?

>you're over, mmkay

>>508159006

BITCH LASAGNA DRIVING ACADEMY!
Do the needful and become a semi qualified operator of what’s effectively a Ricardo on wheels!
Learn advanced driving techniques such as opening the door, blowing the horn, and closing the door!

.085
Damn, so close

god fishtank fkn sucks
stopped watchin already

>How many drinks did you have?
I'm not sure

Wrong answer

Oh fuck. Just cuff her and shut the fuck up, Officer Morality.

>you're small
I think he's impaired

>>508159134
>Wut do now?
get the opl x team /Dan to shill your youtube channel

>You're small
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>508159204

Rail car, not Ricardo. What the fuck

>YOU'RE
>SMALL

>youre small

>you're small. 2 or 3 drinks will put you over the limit.
officer she's 240lbs

>>508159009
Fucking New York City is a den of catastrophe

>>508159219
This cop seems like a blowjob and go cop but cant because of the cameras.

lmao this spic cow is going to jail fuck YES

>>508159134
instagram is where the kids are these days try that

Deport
>Deport
Deport
>Deport

just let these bean bag go. jesus. she is sobering up as we speak.

>>508159352
For an hour.

>>508159288

>>508159403
an hour and a half!

the kid in the back fucked her. if there was no kid i would ignore it.

Is it an Evo or a Lancer?

>>508159321

there’s a concept called relativity…

>toyota corolla
BMW fags BTFO

>>508159490
>Is it an Evo or a Lancer?
Corolla lol

>dos cervezas 2.0

BOOTY ALERT

Ricer spics

Deport

>>508159511
MUNCH

>>508159569
modified hood hinges for better cooling

>>508159511

Thought I recognized that hiney

What are these idiots doing? They're sitting in their car with the engine running and the hood partially open, drinking a case of beer?? But...why?

You know what? That dude wrapped the shitbox, made it look spiffy, and probably loves it for no tangible reason. I commend Pablo for parking before passing out to preserve that car.

>>508159471
There's a good chance they can't choose to not arrest someone when they are over the legal limit

>>508159513
la siesta is bueno

0-60 in 12 seconds flat

Why did we leave Jill Falcons ass just to show a guy driving?

>>508159525

>clear signs of intoxication…
>like driving around with a temu wing on a yellow corolla…

>>508159511
>>508159615

>>508159618
>But...why?
that's just what our new friends from central america do. its dey culcha

>>508159619
My dad has a 03 Corolla with 250k miles that still runs.

>>508159649
Oh man, so sleepy... so tired

>>508159663
You never had me! You never had your car!

>>508159710
damn

It is my belief that these tinnitus commercials are specifically engineered to actually cause tinnitus.

Why does the skin between my balls smell bad? I wash all the time every time.

>>508159710
What would Sarge say if you grabbed two handfuls of ass and said you were just trying to help her in the box

homoglow??

>>508159724
tu padre es based as fuck

>>508159849
>the skin between my balls
how much skin you got between your balls

how's your friday night goin

>>508159929
The part of my thighs closest to my balls. Smells like niggers. I use Dove Men+ Soap bars Clean Comfort smells like cotton but it smells like niggers. Why?

These kids are way too calm to be the shooters

>>508159849

So they're going to rampage through the county all night swatting every house with a white pickup in the driveway?

>>508160088
yes they are

>>508160088
that's the plan

>>508160071
>kids

>>508159849
if it isn't some fungus like yeast, it might be your apocrine glands.Just search that. they make sweat but oilier and funkier.

Final Bingo card. Best night yet thanks in part to the white guy in the PT Cruiser acting like a nigger.

>>508160190
apocrine glands are slo why niggers stank.

>>508160190
Smells like fucking mold but my dick doesn't smell like that. Just my inner thighs next to my balls. Fuck my life.

>>508160349
spray it with Pooph

>>508160266
checked and keked

>>508160393
I slept with a Damp Rid sack in my underwear but it still stinks. Is Pooph better?

Any chance of Andrade getting an actual speaking role tomorrow?

>>508160490
Just get some pussy juice on it, bro. It'll clear up right in the morning

Goodnight frens

>>508160578
Pussy juice stinks of dead fish. I cant mask the mold smell with dead fish smell. Would some peppermint help?

wasn't this in the beginning?

>>508160569
anon.. she's retarded

>>508160779
>wasn't this in the beginning?

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note tonight?

>>508160462
see the sentence that says "while some individuals may have more apocrine glands, leading to stronger body odor"

Blacks have highest concentration