This is big news. This could change civilization as we know it.

>>508165637 (OP)
>PP405
Lol

I bet this will have some horrible side effects like ozempic.

>>508165637 (OP)
Two more years?

>>508165744
What side effects do you think might happen?

>>508165813
Loss of hair

>>508165637 (OP)
>cures baldness
>makes men impotent

classic monkeys paw

>>508165744
This, it'll probably make your dick small or give you ass cancer.

>>508165813
Shortening of the penis

>>508165729
I like how its for balding men and they named it Penis Trump.

>>508165637 (OP)
>PP405
kek
probably kills your dick harder than the meds they sell
just be bald

>>508165637 (OP)
As much as I would love to regrow some hair and look like I did in my 20's, that is vanity, and vanity leads to a lot of problems. Using it would probably give you hyper-mega-cancer or shrivel your nuts, maybe both.

I’m not even remotely bald, just thinned corners. I have a stable mature hairline basically. I’d love to regrow the corners just for fun.

Next they will find a cure for skin discoloration and call it PP407

>>508165637 (OP)
I’d rather be a bald pig than a guinea pig, let me know when it’s had 20 years of long term studies
>>508165875
that is quite literally what current hair loss prevention products do

>>508165813
Werewolves vs Vampires

>>508165637 (OP)
Now I’ll look like a real woman

>>508165813
It'll probably break your penis.

>tfw skinhead
and life chugs on

>>508165813
Head cancer. Digits confirm

>>508165637 (OP)
PP405 may not outperform existing treatments like minoxidil or offer a definitive cure. As the research is ongoing, these findings should be treated as preliminary.

20% increase in hair density for 31% of participants

lots of finasteride victims itt

Damn, only 200 more years for it to be tested like everything else. Why do these niggers even try kek. By the time they can profit from their treatment they'll be dead

>>508165637 (OP)
I've been Norwood 7 since 2016 in high school

>>508165864
kek

>>508165813
It will make chuds into cute underage anime girls and make trannies look even more like men

>>508165744
Cope you poorfag. Ozempic literally has no side effects. Keep buying goyslop and Israeli made rogaine the rest of your pathetic poor life. Meanwhile I eat fruit loops 3 meals a day, fuck Ukrainian bulimic asylum status Ivankas, and take my shots of GLP1 made in North Carolina.

I’m also unvaccinated because of my religious exemption.

>>508165637 (OP)
I remain unconvinced that being bald is bad. I don’t care what women think and drug companies just want to sell me something.

I will remain bald, thank you very much.

>>508165637 (OP)
You could just stop masturbating. I bet that cure won't work but everyone will pretend it does just like all these, "depressed" White roasites who've taken prozac or whatever Disneyland dope for 25 yrs but are somehow still depressed? They then get defensive if you ask them why they are taking something that doesn't work after all this time. The masses of people in America who have sick-in-the-head medical fetishes activates my gag reflex.

>>508165864
kek

>>508165813
breast enlargement

>>508165637 (OP)
My gut says it's a hallucinogen that gets you high as fuck.
Prove me wrong.

>>508166179
>You could just stop masturbating
gooners have full heads of hair

>>508166140
i read this mental retardation three times now and it gave me brain damage

>>508165744
100%
they made ppl fat to sell the "cure"
same thing happening here

>>508165813

>>508165975
Best to take those steroids too. I mean.. if your stuff is going to shrink anyways, you might as well have the strength to beat people who make fun of you.

>>508166023
that would be PP404

>>508165744
It will have a major side effect of confidence and happiness and we know that's not anything to strive for on this board

>>508166349
*blocks your path*

Just gotta stand on top of a tarp to avoid clogged drains.

>>508166410

>>508166349
what are you posting Armenian women for

>>508166140
>Ozempic
?
Dont that make you lost your hair ?

>>508166283
I will cum inside your daughter and she’ll have Tucan Sam flavored breast milk for me that I’ll take with my shots of Ozempic.

You bald cuck fuck. Go back to your Jewish rape tunnel with your gay little cap, Baldie

>Male pattern baldness

This occurs during the first few days of birth.
The "pattern" if you notice always corresponds to the top of the head, where direct top lighting would affect if you were to shine a light directly down. Also the part of the skull that grows during infancy.

If you give a newborn baby sunlight at the wrong time on the top of the head you seal their folacles doom. This is why east asians have a thing where they don't let their babies outside for the first 100 days.

This is just one factor but it's a massive one. The other is too much frontal lobe activity causes the same thing where the head senses it overheated and decides to kill the hair folacles so it can be cooled more efficiently on the scalp.

Can also happen with not enough sun, where the scalp wants to get more vitamin D so it also does the same thing so your forehead is a solar panel.

There is a fine line and some genetic factors are at play but most male baldness is avoidable and is environmental, but it happens from literally birth > 8 weeks old.
Pumpkin seeds can stop the balding as they have a specific protein that cancels out the DHT buildup thing that attributes to some peoples hairloss.

>>508166410
kek

>>508166566
It just makes your cuntree get invaded by 9 inch penis Africans who sing La marceillesque while they fuck your stinky breath, cigarette smelling baguette whores.

>>508166660
you dont need ozempic, just stop being fat

>>508165637 (OP)
Honestly after so many years bald I'm so used to it that I don't even want to deal with haircuts and styling my shitty former hair anymore. I'd rather they invent something that can complete the baldness to totality, so ALL the hair on my scalp falls out entirely and permanently so I no longer have to shave what's left constantly.

>>508166179
>stop masturbating to cure your baldness
so how does the body differentiate between jacking off and having sex?
Or do men who have lots of sex go bald too?

>>508165813
Loss of eyebrows

>>508165637 (OP)
>onion water wash
>not eating trash

>>508165637 (OP)
social media still exists
nothing has changed

>>508166735
I won’t be taking advise from a flag who is famous for men having anal sex and exporting their women to the USA to make sex tapes with Rae Rae.

Go eat more olives while the Turks cuck their greasy gyros in your women’s destroyed dolma holes.

>>508166660
what....huh?

that gila monster venom definitely fried your brain. if it wasn't all the glass you were burning inside your pookie pipe

what the figgity fuck is all of this you just barfed all over my screen, you turbo junkie

Oh just like RU58841. And CB0301. And the countless other research chemicals that don't work better than plain finasteride.

>>508166910
Damn who crapped in your cerial? Didn't think you would be hurt that much, you just need to stop being fat man don't take it personally. You can start small, try a single pushup and work from there.

>>508165813
>>508165864
>Cure male pattern baldness on the scalp
>All other body hair falls out
Would /pol/ take it?

>>508165882
Baldies will still take the risk, they are real inscure.

>>508166773
The ejaculation isn’t what is causing hair loss. It’s the stress and the fact that the masturbation is literally an addiction. Do you know why monkeys and apes wank out in the open at zoos? They’re anxious and nervous. It’s a coping mechanism. Now, with humans, pair that coping mechanism with a an addiction.

Look at any addict. Caffeine addicts, video game addicts, alcohol addicts, drug addicts, etc. They look like shit. Any pleasure that isn’t earned is an unfulfilling addiction.

>>508166686
>If you give a newborn baby sunlight at the wrong time on the top of the head you seal their folacles doom. This is why east asians have a thing where they don't let their babies outside for the first 100 days.
"Balding asian businessman" is such a common look though.

>>508165813
Hair will grow out of your asshole like onion grass.

>>508165637 (OP)

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20250617338859/en/Pelage-Pharmaceuticals-Announces-Positive-Phase-2a-Clinical-Trial-Results-for-PP405-in-Regenerative-Hair-Loss-Therapy

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Pelage Pharmaceuticals, a clinical-stage regenerative medicine company, today announced positive results from its Phase 2a clinical trial of PP405 — a topical therapy for androgenetic alopecia advancing through the FDA clinical development pathway. PP405 is designed to reactivate dormant hair follicle stem cells, offering a potential first-in-class approach for both men and women experiencing hair loss.

“These early clinical results reinforce the potential of our approach to go beyond slowing the hair loss process and directly drive hair follicle regeneration."

...PP405 acts on the primary biological pathway driving natural hair follicle cycles. This innovative mechanism targeting hair follicle stem cells, which are retained even in balding scalps, positions PP405 as an option suitable for patients traditionally underserved by current treatments, including women and individuals with longstanding hair loss.

...At week eight, only four weeks after the completion of treatment in men with a higher degree of hair loss, 31% of those treated with PP405 exhibited a greater than 20% increase in hair density, compared to 0% of patients responding in the placebo group...

>>508167186
The real reason people don’t take new life outside is because of diseases. Like a dog, you can’t just take a new puppy outside too soon. You have to let them develop an immune system first.

>>508165637 (OP)
I would have thought there would be a cure for baldness by like the 1950's, you're literally just making hair grow in a certain place, i'm sure they're doing it on monkeys already.

Why does olumiant bring back hair even though it's not for hair?

>>508165637 (OP)
so it'll be available to consumers after another 50 years of study?

imagine going bald kek
weak genes need to die out

>>508165637 (OP)
Funny how they'll hide this and hold it back for years until 2027 or later to do testing but you can receive as many ai generated mrna shots as you fucking like with its fraudulent tests and disastrous experiment record. Fucking orange nigger is so out of his depth he put his fucking name on a kike bioweapon with a sharpie.

This is a Jewish slide thread

Cumskins need to cope with their inferior, trash balding genetics with some kind of miraculous cure lmao!!

>>508166140
>poorfag
hey bud, it's called hitting the gym and eating good food. I'm sorry you have to pay to not look like a disgusting landwhale since you obviously have no self control or discipline.

people like me don't need to take drugs to look good.

>>508167373
The only "weak" thing about being bald is it makes pussies go dry.

>>508165813
The usual
hypertension
arrythmia
increased risk of stroke
nausea
vomiting
insomia
suicidal thoughts
depression
and good old prostate cancer.

>>508167151
Absolutely
I'm hairy like the fuckin missing link
a medicine that cures balding and gets rid of the need to manscape? hell yeah.

>>508165637 (OP)
sure thing... just apply this overpriced jew juice daily for at least 3 years to see results. but trust us, it's working

>>508165744
Pharmafag here.

So, male pattern baldness is actually just androgenic alopecia. Androgenic alopecia is present to widely varying degrees in all humans, male or female.

Essentially, the main culprit is a hormone called dihydrotestosterone (DHT). DHT causes scalp hair to miniaturize. Note that other androgens cause scalp hair to miniaturize as well, but it's not well understood to what degree, it's thought to be much less than DHT.

Regardless, in order to slow down androgenic alopecia, you have to stop DHT from binding to receptors in the scalp. There's really no way that we know to selectively block DHT only in the scalp. Instead, we use 5 alpha reductase inhibitors like finasterise to stop the conversion of testosterone into DHT.

There's issues with this though, since we don't want to block this too much because we don't really understand DHT's role in adults. During puberty DHT is primarily responsible for secondary sexual characteristics like beard growth, voice deepening, bone density, penis growth, etc. This is why it's abhorrent to use finasteride to block puberty, it's essentially needed for men to be "men".

In adult males, it's MUCH less problematic but still can cause many issues. Going bald tends to cause many issues also, so its definitely something that needs to be weighed. Personally, I wouldn't touch finasteride until I was at the very least 28.

Personally, I have been using it for years at 0.5mg weekly. This has essentially stopped my hair loss with minimal side effects. No one should be taking finasteride daily. 0.5 mg dose cuts DHT conversion roughly in half for a week.

Anyway, this was my autistic blog post. As always, don't be a free agent in life anons.

>>508167151
This makes it more attractive, not less.

>>508165813
tip of your dick gets hairy

also i hope all you niggers get rogaine ads for 6 months

>>508165813
growth of hair all over your penis

>>508167151
100%

I've got nordic genes, so the light whispy body hair that i do get just looks pathetic and causes ingrown hair issues. Except for the tiny bit around my nipples. That grows in dark and strong.

>>508165744
I'll take my chances, bud

>>508167930
It also significantly reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

>>508168007
im danish and both me my dad and grandpa are hairy as fuck.

>>508167404
Right to Try should be extended to all forms of medical treatment regardless of any extenuating circumstances. It's retarded how cucked science has gotten due to muh approvals.

All we need are the genetically engineered DHT-resistant follicles.. Dr. Tsuji-san..

>muh balding
Only faggots and women care what men look like.

>>508166167
Knowing scoience they will probably exploded your pp or make you infertile

>>508168236
Blue eyes or brown eyes?

>>508168345
Yes. Real men must shoulder the load for all by ignoring our feelings and doing what must be done regardless.

>>508167151
>lose eyebrows and eyelashes and all nose hairs
>keep sneezing
holy kino

>>508167186
This is only the asians that eat chicken and don't eat much fish

fish eating asians never get hairloss cause the mass of omega 3's offset any bullshit from hairloss problems otherwise

If you:

Make sure a toddler doesn't have it's scalp hit by UV sunlight in the first 100 days
Make sure to have a balanced healthy diet, and don't get too hot on the head (over 39degrees)
Eat fish/pumpkin seeds and other things with strong omega proteins and antioxidants the child will likely never bald ever

>>508167404
Private forums get this shit before phase 3 trials even happen. You can get China to make you anything if you have the molecular structure and you can meet their MOQ. Most of the shit that has been floating around as "the cure" has been tried before and doesn't come close to the efficacy of dutasteride/finasteride. This one hasn't been tried yet but it probably be produced in the next year and tried by the community. The nice thing is they will just make it based off of the current patent, so no extra bullshit. It's also kinda shitty because the community needs to try to figure out the proper vehicle to get it to the follicle

>>508166140
>Ozempic literally has no side effects
Neither did the vax, right?

>>508165813
>What side effects do you think might happen?
Minoxidil causes your face to look older (dry skin, bags under eyes) and Finasteride can give you permanent erectile dysfunction.

>>508167930
Rehab that you bro? You ever livestreaming again?

>>508167930
Did you see regrowth on that regimen or just stabilization?

>>508165637 (OP)
>>508165813
>>508165968
>PP405
This anon might be on to something. 405 error code usually means "Method Not Allowed". I think that it may help with hair loss, but you'll get permanent erectile dysfunction like Finasteride and maybe even cock/ball shrinkage.

PP Not Allowed

>>508170834
I think you're right

>>508167169
>Any pleasure that isn’t earned is an unfulfilling addiction.
I've never done anything to "earn" pleasure.

>>508168699
neither. my dad is blue, mom blue. all 4 grandparents have blue. i have hazel brown

>>508171017
>my dad is blue
I hate the be the bearer of bad news, but he's not your dad.

>>508171017
>my dad is blue, mom blue
>i have hazel brown
Who's gonna tell him?

>>508167738
>I'm hairy like the fuckin missing link
based and kek

Just don't use shampoo. They add chemicals to it that promote balding

>>508171835
>companies that make hair cleaning supplies want you to stop having hair

>>508171877
same companies also sell hair loss products. guess which has the higher profit margins :)

>>508171877
What are the parent company's other holdings? Fucking retard.

>>508166140
Uh… based I think? I’m not sure

>>508165813
penis becomes massive and your skind turns pale

>>508171960
>>508172078
everyone uses shampoo but few people use hair loss products because they don't work, those who are worried about balding get fin, minoxidil and/or hair transplant

>>508166140
Or you could try diet and exercise.

>>508171835
All bald fucks i know barely shower.
In fact, all the people with hair I know shower every day and use shampoo

But truth is, my retards, is that it's all genetics.

Should I go to Turkey to put some more hair, I'm not even balding.

>>508165813
Nose shrinks

>>508172434
>genetics
retard, it's food... EVERY SINGLE TIME you eat, your genes change (epigenetics) during digestion for a couple of hours, and the chemicals from that food which includes any available genes CHANGE your genes (mutagenic). Bad food can be oncogenic.

>>508165637 (OP)
I will take it. I hate how I look and I'm not willing to shave my head bald.

>>508166410
Laughed out loud in real life.

for those that cant wait on plebbit:

/r/tressless/comments/1jdavyd/has_anyone_ordered_jxl069_grey_market_pp405/

>>508165637 (OP)
>could
Nothing ever happens.

>>508172693
I eat like shit and I'm not bald. I know families of bald fucks who eat the same stuff
People don't eat that differently to explain why some are bald and some arent.

Everyone eats bad food.

>>508166717
That was oddly specific.

Being bald is caused by being male. You know who doesn't get bald; females.
Its just big dick energy and being obsessed with vanity is vagina energy.
Any drug that reverses your being male is going to be turning you female.
>oh but women don't like my bald head. They say it gives them the ick and thats why they won't touch my pee pee.
Fucking grow a pair. If you spend your life concerned with what gives women the ick you'll be a sad man. Hairstyles women like is attention and money.

>>508172893
genes only determine how your body reacts to poisons...

I went to a vegan restaurant once (invited) and that night I lost over 100 hairs in the shower.

>>508173023
well, now that you mention it i barely eat vegetables. i do eat fruits, but vegetables? fuck that. onions are poison

Eating almonds can help

technically balding can't be "cured" because it's not a condition, it's just genetic. reverted or neutralized would be a better word

I don't understand cloning. How can they clone organs and skin cells but not hair follicles? Why are they still "harvesting" follicles? Pharma is jewish.

>>508173160
It can be stopped by taking finasteride. If the jews will allow it, they could clone follicles of a patient for perceivably infinite transplants.

>>508165637 (OP)
Stop washing your hair at the right time. It stops hairloss to a large extent.

>>508172705
Bro same. I'm on the quercetin cope right now, and funnily enough it is slightly helping with hair regrowth after a few weeks, but OPs post, if true, is the real game changer

>>508173397
>quercetin cope
what are you using?

t. not balding but my diet took a dive until I get paid

Hopefully this doesn't have side effects. Minox was great until I got side effects and I had to stop. I'm giving up until they make a miracle drug.

>>508168877
go to tressless on reddit, they're already doing it there. They are JXL069 molecule and are doing a group buy. I'm waiting till they report back because I don't want to take Fin yet but I will if PP405 fails also.

>>508167930
You need to re upload your old content from inceltv

>>508166140
Ozempic can cause gallbladder disease and it also gives you toxic sulfur farts

>>508169830
Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed

>>508165637 (OP)
This kind of article used to be written in the Daily Mail about three times a month.
This is essentially spam.

>>508165729
PP404 would have been funnier

>>508173608
I blend up a whole red onion, then I strain it through cheesecloth so I'm left with the juice. I then put it all in a mason jar, with half a teaspoon of salt, and half a teaspoon of honey, mix it all up with a spoon until all combined, then place some dry cheesecloth over the mason jar and let it ferment for 2 days, this increases the potency the quercetin. You then put it all in a squeeze bottle, then apply it twice a week when showering, but after you apply if you need to keep it in your hair for at least 1 hour, then you wash it out with shampoo otherwise it stinks.

>>508165875
That's what most hair loss products are. You shouldn't take that shit, they're like SSRIs. They're hormone disruptors. I've taken both, and I've never felt worst in my life. I totally understand why people shoot up schools on that shit.