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Anonymous (ID: siv9w6NG) United States No.508167758 >>508167914 >>508167927 >>508168083 >>508168279 >>508168358 >>508168434 >>508168719 >>508168807 >>508170963 >>508172319
How to avoid the draft
Bro I know how to avoid the draft. Just get caught with trying to have sex with an underage minor. Instantly. disqualified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPVEhM6b6-c
Anonymous (ID: +KAzm3r3) United States No.508167914
>>508167758 (OP)
I had a craniotomy with a cerebellum lift.
Instant disqualification.
Easy bro.
Anonymous (ID: 0ZyU71jv) Canada No.508167927
>>508167758 (OP)
lmfao
Anonymous (ID: FlYzYJws) United States No.508168083 >>508170963
>>508167758 (OP)
Just say you hate Jews and Israel and would refuse to fight for them if you were sent to the middle east.
Anonymous (ID: PWSd8t+H) Italy No.508168279
>>508167758 (OP)
Can't you just tell them that you hate the Jews?
Anonymous (ID: NrowbW/9) United States No.508168358
>>508167758 (OP)
there's not going to be a draft. you retards are blowing this way out of proportion
Anonymous (ID: 5nNJm0wG) Sweden No.508168434
>>508167758 (OP)
Here you are disqualified from serving if you are a member of a โ€œfar rightโ€ group.
Anonymous (ID: eQ/mvF1h) United States No.508168719
>>508167758 (OP)
an orchiectomy makes you exempt
Anonymous (ID: DWzpfCPJ) Canada No.508168748
Once the draft officer shows up I'm heiling Hitler and loudly shouting nigger
Anonymous (ID: Re4HRkau) United Kingdom No.508168807
>>508167758 (OP)
Just troon out. Trump wants to protect the precious transgenders from a war.
Anonymous (ID: DrZNFT4X) No.508170963
>>508167758 (OP)
See >>508168083
Anonymous (ID: 5kZjq6/Q) United States No.508172319
>>508167758 (OP)
they want to draft you, train you, and send you to a country filled with people you hate and also a people who hate you, then give you access to military hardware and unlimited ammo. seems like a good idea. if its a jew it aint blue on blue!