How to avoid the draft - /pol/ (#508167758) [Archived: 959 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: siv9w6NG

6/21/2025, 8:06:15 AM No.508167758

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Bro I know how to avoid the draft. Just get caught with trying to have sex with an underage minor. Instantly. disqualified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPVEhM6b6-c

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Anonymous ID: +KAzm3r3

6/21/2025, 8:09:03 AM No.508167914

>>508167758 (OP)
I had a craniotomy with a cerebellum lift.
Instant disqualification.
Easy bro.

Anonymous ID: 0ZyU71jv

6/21/2025, 8:09:22 AM No.508167927

>>508167758 (OP)
lmfao

Anonymous ID: FlYzYJws

6/21/2025, 8:11:55 AM No.508168083

>>508167758 (OP)
Just say you hate Jews and Israel and would refuse to fight for them if you were sent to the middle east.

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Anonymous ID: PWSd8t+H

6/21/2025, 8:15:38 AM No.508168279

>>508167758 (OP)
Can't you just tell them that you hate the Jews?

Anonymous ID: NrowbW/9

6/21/2025, 8:17:15 AM No.508168358

>>508167758 (OP)
there's not going to be a draft. you retards are blowing this way out of proportion

Anonymous ID: 5nNJm0wG

6/21/2025, 8:18:34 AM No.508168434

>>508167758 (OP)
Here you are disqualified from serving if you are a member of a “far right” group.

Anonymous ID: eQ/mvF1h

6/21/2025, 8:24:12 AM No.508168719

>>508167758 (OP)
an orchiectomy makes you exempt

Anonymous ID: DWzpfCPJ

6/21/2025, 8:24:40 AM No.508168748

Once the draft officer shows up I'm heiling Hitler and loudly shouting nigger

Anonymous ID: Re4HRkau

6/21/2025, 8:25:39 AM No.508168807

>>508167758 (OP)
Just troon out. Trump wants to protect the precious transgenders from a war.

Anonymous ID: DrZNFT4X

6/21/2025, 9:05:15 AM No.508170963

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>>508167758 (OP)
See >>508168083

Anonymous ID: 5kZjq6/Q

6/21/2025, 9:31:33 AM No.508172319

>>508167758 (OP)
they want to draft you, train you, and send you to a country filled with people you hate and also a people who hate you, then give you access to military hardware and unlimited ammo. seems like a good idea. if its a jew it aint blue on blue!