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Chancellor Merz is being taken to court over his remarks that Israel is doing the “Dirty work for all of us” by attacking Iran. Promoting conflict between nations/peoples violates the German constitution.

Background to his “Dirty work” statement:
https://www.politico.eu/newsletter/berlin-bulletin/merzs-dirty-work/

Merz receives an “Strafanzeige” to appear before court about his statement:

https://www.merkur.de/politik/skandal-um-merz-kanzler-erhaelt-anzeige-wegen-drecksarbeit-aussage-zr-93795058.html

> Die Anzeigesteller berufen sich auf Artikel 26 des Grundgesetzes. Dieser erklärt Handlungen für verfassungswidrig, die das friedliche Zusammenleben der Völker stören können. Dehm argumentiert, der Kanzler habe sich strafbar gemacht, obwohl die Äußerung nicht auf deutschem Boden, sondern in Kanada fiel.

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>>508174811 (OP)
Westoid zioshills realy thought that framing this as a savvy ruthless investment to try to echo trump are huge fucking faggots.

>okay it's like immoral and stuff but actually it's good for geopolitics!
notice how it's only with israel they say stuff like this. our leaders will defame themselves before admitting the root cause of jewish influence.

>>508174811 (OP)
Was für ein Habeck...

Moin. Page 10?

>>508174811 (OP)
He should be given random drug tests. As an American I dont think we should be dealing with cocaine addict world leaders.

Thread is not about schizo bullshit such as "demons" so it will simply die.

>>508174811 (OP)
>Dehm

Wow why don't we just abolish freedom of speech by now

>>508178140
Speaking of the former finance minister…who seems to be moving to the USA

> Berlin doctor, who insulted Habeck, was found tied up and strangled to death
https://m.bild.de/regional/berlin/berliner-arzt-der-habeck-beleidigte-wurde-gefesselt-und-erstickt-6853ef195cc1ca15643e2093?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fsearch.brave.com%2F

> CDU is taking Habeck to court for underestimating the risk of a 600mil € loan given out by the government to Northvolt
https://m.bild.de/politik/inland/berlin-cdu-fordert-untersuchung-zu-habecks-millionen-kredit-6852e6689725c2004ffbf755?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bild.de%2Fpolitik%2Finland%2Fberlin-cdu-fordert-untersuchung-zu-habecks-millionen-kredit-6852e6689725c2004ffbf755

> Habeck might give up his position in government to go lecture at UC Berkeley
https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/habeck-gastdozent-berkeley-100.html

Just for the record, I think that Robert Habeck PhD is a highly competent politician and children’s book author

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Europe cries out for a strong united federation

>>508179321
You have free speech
that is contained in a small and highly regulated box.

nichtsbismarckheringfischbrötchen

>>508181779
#TeamKrabbenBrötchen

>>508181779
Stop psyopsing us!

>>508178670

I am 100% with you on this. It is a no go for presidents/chancellors, and I say that as someone who likes Cannabis.

>>508178140
kek. What I love about liberal democracy is how you always think our leaders are the most disgusting retards and then they always get replaced by someone EVEN WORSE.

>>508174811 (OP)
is it just me or that Merz guy looks like Adolf Eichmann? kek, time is a flat circle

>>508180773
No

>>508180773
without uk ofc

>>508184471
mmm birgir
>is it just me or that Merz guy looks like Adolf Eichmann?
Honestly you are kinda right...

The new chicken big mac
Is it a big mac or isn't it not?
Debate

>>508184471
They look more different when they were young.

>>508184471
>>508184886

>>508174811 (OP)

wtf basierte bild

>>508184471

my favorite former foreign minister

>>508184925
>Adolf Eichmann
In Elementary school I had a friend that looked exactly like Eichmann and another one with blonde hair and blue eyes 100% kraut guy. They both ended up doing fuck all with their lives. Grim. We need a new reich more than anything

>>508184925
left one isn't Eichmann. But the right one is.

>>508184886

>>508179461
what's the implication here? that habeck put out a hit on that dude?

>>508179461

to teach them how to run an economy into the ground?

>>508174811 (OP)
>Chancellor Merz is being taken to court over his remarks that Israel is doing the “Dirty work for all of us” by attacking Iran. Promoting conflict between nations/peoples violates the German constitution.
kek. get wrecked

>>508185277
Habeck and Baerbock worked for US interests, having US options is part of their reward package.

>>508184706
Make it a combo meal to save 3$

>>508184596
It does though

>>508184682
Why do you dislike us

>>508187819
>us
lmao fuck off occupy you sad cunt
We all know youre Ukrainian

>>508188032
I didn't say anything about the Occupy movement. Why do you think I'm Ukrainian? You don't know what my nationality is.

>>508179461
>>508185191
I don’t know…but it is suspicious that someone a boomer who insults a Green Party politician gets brutally murdered shortly thereafter.

If you watch livestreams of German protests or talk to the antifa-types who vote green, many have been psyopped into believing that nazis are on the verge of overthrowing the government…

There are schizos on both sides of the political spectrum - it’s anyone’s guess what % of them are controlled opposition

>>508188296
Post a pic of your British passport with a timestamp then

You can’t.

Concession: [ACCEPTED]

>>508180773
>Europe cries out for a strong united federation

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>>508183505
cata is back on twitter

>>508174811 (OP)
I'm all for getting rid of our current top shabbos goy, but what's the alternative?

>>508188749

>>508186259
How is Ozempic, Tay?

bremen to tam, gdzie jest serce

>>508190684
I know

>>508192353
No idea, just eat less if you want to lose weight. There's no reason to inject questionable chemicals into your body to achieve that

>>508191325
Linke it will make the world seeth so hard. quite littery anti free capitalist market. Anti jude anti everything that is the juden west.

>>508193147

>>508193007
>There's no reason to inject questionable chemicals into your body to achieve that
Except to get high

>>508186259
>not pouring it down the top of the foot like in From Dusk Till Dawn
even the degenrates are getting sloppy

>>508193385
Women should be traded like stocks

>>508174811 (OP)
why is Merz such a fucking zionist bootlicker

>>508193780
at least good stocks pay dividend
women don't do shit

>>508193147
might be worth a shot, don't even care that they're utterly retarded, I'm just sick and tired of zog after zog

>>508193902
Most can't even cook anymore

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>>508184823
approved

Tay would be a penny stock with her age

>>508196884
Blasted my money for alc so i can't try one

>>508186259
If you did martial arts, would it be Taykwondo?

Isch schorte die Tay

>>508196968
I am honestly a little bit impressed by how relenting you are

>>508197252
What do you mean?

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>>508197617
sorry wrong word
>>508197252
>relenting
*unyielding

Sage

>>508197713
>>508197810
the duality of man

>>508197784
Tay will Love me one day If she Likes it or not

>>508180773
Fuck off

>>508190684
He's wrong. The're not exploiting men, except for the marriage and divorce industry / quotas. But frankly, it's your own fault, if you fall for the marriage trap. Women are legitimately doing better for themselves than men and catching up economically.

What is to blame is: Technology and employers. You don't need strength to work in the service economy on a computer. There's no way that employers will give up half of their work force. They're not even willing to give up the illegal migrant workers, which are less than 20 percent of the work force.

Right-wingers like to to blame minority groups, when it's overwhelmingly their own leaders that are selling them out (together with the Jews).

>>508197088
I would do judo again

comparing germans talking about politics and americans talking about politics is kinda interesting.
it seems like when americans talk about stuff, it's mostly about culture in general.
when germans talk about stuff, it's always about paragraphs and laws.
it's like germans have no concept of human nature, feelings, culture etc. - it's always about finding some sort of legal truth xD

maybe that's also why we suck so much at art, music, movies etc. - it's like germans have no concept of being a human. "human" to a german just means the body we inhabit, like some sort of car. same with the health system. a doctor is basically a human body mechanic to germans.

literally soulless people.

>>508199318
Pls give me attention

>>508174811 (OP)
> „another slave goyim…“

>>508200341
No

>>508174811 (OP)
> Merz receives an “Strafanzeige” to appear before court about his statement:

Peak comedy.
As someone with experience in the german „Rechtsstaat“ i can state that this joke of a country bends its laws immediatly and if neccessary 180degrees once „its important“.

The „law“ only applies to the small people and the smaller someone is the more he gets fucked by it. Thanks Juden!

>>508200521
:(

>>508200139
It wasn’t always like this…
> Goethe
> Classical composers
> Kant
> Heidegger’s Being and Time (what is the meaning of being? - das Dasein)

I think it’s more accurate to say that some aspect of what it means to be human has been lost and/or forgotten.

>>508193007
I disagree. As soon as I took it, I felt like a demonic claw lift inside my brain and now I have absolutely zero appetite and a huge willpower to not eat.

If chemicals can make you the ultimate zog, chemicals can also make you the ultimate aryan.

>>508203647
There is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.

Baumi and his gf leak

>>508204039
Yes

And before some smart ass posts, um actually, I know that this isn't the Greek flag

>>508204039
This isn't the greek flag

>>508204039
>>508204275
I actually was thinking when the Greek flag was similar
Maybe we should return to it honestly

What’s up with all the off-topic posts?
Looks like shills are out in full force to slide any discussion of German politics

>>508203969
Wrong. In every battle, logistics victors over unrelenting spirit. You can have the mightiest spirit when you walk towards a machine gun, but that won't mean you will conquer it.

>>508207977
Spoken like someone who has the soul of sticky note

>>508208715
Aryan sticky notes never fall, those are Jewish sticky notes you are talking about.

Politics?

>>508188397
>identify yourself on an anonymous message board
No. Why would it matter if I was Ukrainian anyway?

will I make it?

>>508174811 (OP)
I am preparing for azure fundamentals certification and hope I make it in the project and last examination phase.

Once I finish it, I will use my paycheck to slowly furnish my own home gym with a walking pad and kettlebells up to 24kg (30min interval workouts) and then move up to kettlebell pairs.

>>508180773
er strafe es

>>508213274
>will I make it?

>>508214749
Wir sind Freunden

>>508207977
That is stupidity, not spirit. You have no capacity to experience what youre attempting discussing.
Thats the spirit/Spirited=/=Spiritual

The spiritual man is not walking into machine guns enough of your nonsense.

Fuck Dago.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>508200516
LOL

>>508216941
>Wir sind Freunden

>>508219152

11 Freunde müsst ihr sein. Der Ball ist rund und ein Spiel dauert 90 Minuten.

>>508193911
Its the angel nobody expects.

>>508179461

> Be 76 yo Doctor
> Regularly hang politically provocative statements outside your practice like “Democracy means shut your mouth”.
> Openly insult former finance minister Robert Habeck
> Get tied up and strangled to death by a stranger in your practice days later
> Welcome to Germany

Conzelmann war nicht nur für seine Tätigkeit als Mediziner bekannt. Er hängte auch oft provozierende Sprüche ins Praxis-Fenster wie „Demokratie heißt: Fresse halten!“

Vier Tage vor seinem Tod war ihm der Prozess am Amtsgericht gemacht worden, weil er Ex-Wirtschaftsminister Robert Habeck (55, Grüne) bei Facebook beleidigt haben soll. Das Verfahren wurde wegen „geringer Schuld“ eingestellt.

>>508176572
nato needed to give the moral green light so trump dosnt has diplomatic opposition from his literal military alliance.
they dont need to do shit just dont oppose it like with iraq

>>508220404
Israel wants the USA and NATO to bomb Iran. It’s literally a repeat of the 2003 Iraq WMD lie.
Are normies expected to fall for this again in the age of TikTok and livestreams?

>>508220748
>Let's give insane religious fanatics nuclear weapons, to own "the Jews" bro, this will totally work out

>>508221059
Honestly why not? Why does anyone need nukes If they're all too pussy to use them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3wTQ_qOsyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17LVFEYPuU

>>508220748
>It’s literally a repeat of the 2003 Iraq WMD lie
yup. israel lies for decades about the iranian nuclear program
https://www.hintergrund.de/globales/kriege/kurz-vor-der-atombombe-schon-seit-40-jahren/

>>508219152
Ja, natuerlich

>>508219567
The UK and Germany are friends politically, while we may be rivals in football

fuck off you retarded glownigger with your lifeless propaganda lines
you only make me despise you and everything you stand for even more

>>508221059
> Let's give insane religious fanatics nuclear weapons

This could be said about Israel, a country that has already developed nuclear weapons outside the framework of the non-proliferation treaty and which is currently committing genocide in Gaza.

> Is Iran a threat?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jdxxVxtHK2M&pp=ygUMQ2hvbXNreSBpcmFu

> What had Israel been doing in Gaza?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqPQ5dUfSTw&pp=ygUZR2F6YSBnZW5vY2lkZSBtZWFyc2hlaW1lcg%3D%3D

>>508213274
not without attitude adjustments

>>508226417
>committing genocide in Gaza.
lol

> Is Iran a threat?
Yes

>> What had Israel been doing in Gaza?
They should have cleared Gaza two decades ago

>>508227647
Great, now we know who is trying to slide discussions of German politics.

Also explains why there were hardly any Kraut/pol/ threads over the last few days.

>>508227647
Why are you sucking Jewish cock so obediently?

>>508227647
Stop psyopsing us jude!

orcs could be here

>>508228845
First of, orc is glownigger speak. Secondly, this bingo is a dataminer. Thirdly, no bridcels speaks good English. Lastly, I'd rather be an orc than a schwuler taktisch-Grüner femboy.

>>508226732
sad

>>508228651
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>>508228087
Ronny und Murat gib a Ruh!

>>508225262
I assume you meant that for me so fuck off yourself

>>508229540
>Y-Yes pls Mr Nutandyahoo, cum into my mouth ~~ Give me another load of refugees and terror knife attacks into my mouth. Hmmmm, yummy! Dank you, Mr Nutandyahoo! ^^

>>508200139
>it's always about paragraphs and laws.
Then talk to Americans who're constitutionalists, veterans, teachers etc

>>508230045
I actually didn't mean you. But good to know that you're a glownigger, too.

I'm pro nuclear escalation

I sometimes conceal normie memes and OC by giving them a 4chan unix timestamp name so people think they originated here

>>508230492
Sensible standpoint. Can't argue with that.

>>508230146
Top kek. Reminds me of an animated political satire that had- there’s a character that asks for cummies

>>508230234
When did you realise these threads were carefully curated on an (almost) full time basis?

>Yes, I support a country that has destabilized the Middle East for decades, supplies oil to China and provides weapons to other hostile countries and groups. How could you tell?

>>508231300
You talking about America?

>>508228845
>Mag Bud Spencer
:)

>>508231300
>blablabla
Like nigger, that shit literally DOES NOT MATTER to me. What I care about is that I have 5 million invaders from niggerland and the sandnigger oasis here roaming the neighborhoods where I live. Is that sensible to you. Israel send them here. The mutts bombed the governments shitholes that kept them in check. You're so fucking stupid. You really deserve this modern Germany.
>but muhhhh geopolitics anon wahhhh you don't understaaanndd.. China is so dangerousss... please you need to change your ways and see the daaanggger anonnn before it's too laaate please
kill yourself already you stupid vantablack giga gorilla nigger

like lmao the nerve of believing those idiotic lies and horror stories about China.. who gives a fuck.. you're not going to die from a Chinese missile but the likelihood that you get stabbed from a nigger at a shady S-Bahnhof is very real. How moronic do you have to be.. I can only laugh about it.

>>508231965

>hostile countries and hostile groups
Every single one of the terror cells that is active in Germany - or at least the vast overwhelming majority - is sunniggers. And guess what all those sunnigger wahabis are linked to the Saudis or flat-out Israel
>case in point: Jewlani
They have no ties to Iran. All the rebel groups that Iran supports are active in Middle East and have nothing to do with us whatsoever.

>kek3.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS797lGsa2M

>>508231965
Why are you bothered by brown people? They're just people. Politics should be focused on discussions about values, not about the genetic heritage of different people.

>>508233171
>

>>508233410
That isn't an argument

https://files.catbox.moe/g9josv.mp4

>>508233742
Geil!

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>>508234074

Laila Tov

>>508234468
Litearally me yesterday

>>508185175
>brown eyes
no wonder he is such a midwit

How many of you Krauts have heard of the German electronic music group Jazzanova? I'm playing their In Between album now from (20+) years ago and it is crazy how low their viewing figures are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfgSDFYn-uc

Bad news. One of the few things Europe could shine with... floating down the Ganges now.

>live Israel reaction
Yep, this is bussin.

>>508238666

>>508238666
wtf happened to his leg?