At best we have 1 week left to live.
How are you spending it?

Trashing sand niggers, kikes, spics, chinks, orcs, turks, pajeet sikhs, hindus, buddhists, and European leftists.

1 more week

>>508177072 (OP)
Chillin' and vibin'

Begging US to join my war

NEH

>>508177072 (OP)
> we
What is wrong with Hungarians? All vaxxed?

Sleeping

>>508177072 (OP)
thinking how much time I wasted on my dick stuff...girls, wives, porn, dates, dramas....now I die alone from kike nuke...i wasted my life on temporary pleasures.

>>508177072 (OP)
fapping

>>508177072 (OP)
I spending it with my family.

>>508177072 (OP)
>How are you spending it?
bikepacking trips with my homegrown weed and a tent

>>508177072 (OP)
hmm see you in 2 weeks

wtf already 1 week??

>>508177072 (OP)
Shitposting on /pol/ of course

>>508177072 (OP)
jerking off
training my timing to bust a nut as nuke goes off

>>508177072 (OP)
>glow datamining thread

>>508179147
And now glowies know that anons like to fap and call people niggers a lot.
/pol OPINT blown out.

>>508177072 (OP)
smoking weed and shitting a bunch of beer diarrhea into the toilet

>>508177072 (OP)
If Jews have a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Jews have ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Jews have only one fan then that is me.

If Jews have no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Jews, then I am against the world.

>>508177072 (OP)
Nothing happens

>>508179290
they can't mess with us

>>508179460
I don't think the world cares about you

>>508179726
Amid the chaos of war, with Israel and Iran hurling missiles, Benjamin Netanyahu and the Ayatollah of Iran found a secret spark of love.

They slipped away from bunkers and battle plans, meeting in a candlelit ruin, hearts racing. Their eyes locked, and Bibi whispered, "Fuck the war, it’s just us."

The Ayatollah, his beard trembling, nodded, and they fell into each other’s arms, enemies turned lovers. Bibi tore off the Ayatollah's robes, revealing a hairy ass begging for love.

Lube poured like sweet syrup, coating Bibi's throbbing cock as he slathered it, slick and dripping.

He eased into the Ayatollah's tight Persian asshole, but the condom split, rubber ripping as raw flesh plunged deep, stirring sweat, shit, and blood in a passionate mess.

The Ayatollah moaned, "death to America", his shitter clenching Bibi's cock, shit oozing out, mixing with lube in a gooey puddle.

Bibi thrust tenderly, balls slapping wet, the Ayatollah's beard soaked in spit, begging for more. Cum and filth coated Bibi's shaft, but love blinded him to the stench.

The Ayatollah's ass gaped, leaking a sappy stew of jizz, shit, and lube, dripping down his thighs like tears of devotion.

Bibi nutted a lover's load, hot cum flooding the Ayatollah's colon, a bond deeper than what divided their nations.

The Ayatollah gasped, "Allahu Akbar", his own dick spurting ropes of cum, sealing their vow.

They collapsed, Bibi's cock dripping ass juice, the Ayatollah's hole farting globs of Bibi's seed, splattering like calligraphic ink.

The room reeked of sweat, cum, and shit, torn condoms scattered, lube cans dry. Their love, a miracle, defied nations.

They held hands, Bibi whispering, "We'll find a way through the hate", as cum leaked from the Ayatollah's ruined ass, a testament to their bond, a stunning and brave rebellion against the world!

>>508177072 (OP)
I'm probably going to shitpost on 4chan and masturbate

>>508177072 (OP)
Catching up on lost sleep.

I'm still deciding. I might need a week. 2 weeks really is comfy.

>>508177072 (OP)
guess how...

>>508177072 (OP)
I really hope this is true. Because I only have 2 weeks to live.

>>508179760
I know. But go tell it to the world, not me. I don't speak for the world. I just make assumptions and say shit.

work stressful menial job
living far away from family
go home, lie in bed
fap
eat
repeat

>>508179460
If Jews have a million enemies, then I am one of them.

If Jews have ten enemis, then I am one of them.

If Jews have only one enemy then that is me.

If Jews have no enemies, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Jews, then I am with the world.

>>508177072 (OP)
>At best we have 1 week left to live.

you really are the saddest sack of shit god ever decided could lie for a living, aren't you?

I have a date tonight.

>>508177072 (OP)
Smoking weed

>>508177072 (OP)
Wageslaving

>>508177198
So it must be.

>>508177889
what will the record be for the most faps in one week?

>>508177072 (OP)
Nope according to my calculations we have exactly 14 days left. Prepare your anus.

Even if I had one hour I'd spend it the same way I always do, coffee, sleep, work, eat, shower, think about how everything could be solved if I rope off a tree quickly or just jump into the lake... rinse and repeat, killing time u til I die.

>>508177072 (OP)
Trump said 2 weeks.