Thread 508187172

no humour thread? wtf?

>>508187199
>humor
>posts racism
fuck you

>>508187224
good morning sir

>>508187285
good morning
i must go

>>508187224
STFU you stinky poo nigger

>>508187415
imagine being so fucking fat that your armpit looks like a pussy with your arm outstretched.

>>508187415
Based fatty

>>508189276
Miss those days when you were that small eh tubbs?

British aircraft for sale

>>508188218
Fuck, I lost.

My personal favorite.

>>508187224
What's this memeflag shit, where's the Canadian?

>>508190584
didn't know it was possible to write with an asian accent

>>508188218
someone should actually kill that faggot

>>508191072
Kek

>>508190392
topkek

>>508192398
drawing of the poor soul

>>508192564
That's why they are importing all the jeets.

>>508191726
Good on that lad for being a good sport.

>>508187224
I've been looking for an answer to this question for a while now - most Indians seem to outright ignore me.

Why do you guys like Blacked so much? Every time I find some "BBC" Spammer on Twitter, I go back far enough on their account and find out they're Indian.
Do you think you're black? Or do you just seethe endlessly about Whitey?

>>508187224
saar..

>>508187485
sus overall flap

Bump

>>508191695
Hahahhahahahha serves that kike right lmaooo

>>508193416
i got your weight right here, tubby

>>508191726
this is why abortion should be legal

>>508193416
Crazy eyes every time

>>508193416
I always laugh my ass off when I see a fatty wearing one of those masks.

>>508187995
>STOP NOTICING THE POOPHOLES GOY!
kek

>>508193416

If the fat can't get into fat acceptance, why the fuck should I?

>>508188488
I don't ENTIRELY doubt that a Maserati slowed down to look at this man- he's a fucking freaking dressing for attention and surely looks weird as fuck outside trying to prance around a be a little girl
For him to assume that the driver was checking him out instead of laughing or gagging is wildly narcissistic though kek

>>508194008
This is a little naive, the media publish plenty of knowingly bullshit stories just for the clicks.

>>508194414
That guard wanted to smack the shit out of that man. That's why he put his fist to his mouth then pretended to find a splinter on the cabinet.

>>508192312
Holy kek, that's funny

>>508194204
I am become peepeepoopooman, writer of fanfic

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>508194909
>flag

>>508194633
Quite possibly

>>508194909
It took way too long for this pasta to appear.

>>508194909
>cultural appropriation
wow. Just wow

>>508188778
I want to know more about this. Details?

>>508187172 (OP)
As a country boy, I always thought this meme was odd since cows only live maybe a couple years longer than a dog.

>>508193416
okay ma'am, weight: OBESE

>>508192707
it has been deebonked

>>508194147
She probably saw a donut or something

>>508193239
sucks that he's a gay jew, he lost his job at the uni and everyone hates him cuz he's a literal /pol/ troll in israel

>>508194423
Seriously. Mother Nature has been kicking our asses for 100,000 years and now that we have the upper-hand, she wants a truce? Fuck off.

>>508193239
Oh great now I have to dig out THAT picture

>>508191624
The odd one out is #2.

All of the other four have something that makes them different from the others: small, green, borderless, and round. #2 has nothing that makes it unique; thus, it's the odd one out.

>>508194909
Czeched and cursed

>>508194909
You stupid child

>>508187285
William was the OG foot artist

>>508197847
A buddy of mine actually did this to his coworkers.
>The holowhat? Really? 6 million? That's a lot of people, I feel like I would've heard about this.

>>508187224
You "people" are lower than niggers. Go bob your head into an incoming train faggot.

>>508199098
Would

>>508187224
why do you come here, jeet? is it masochism? literally everyone hates you here. why not stick to your jeet communities on twitter?

>>508187995
look at those tats that's a premium wasaga beach skank

>>508192458
Maybe the best Leaf there is. Do you have a gallery I can peruse ?

>>508197261
t. Midwit

>>508198063
fucking lost

>>508192564
>40 million canadians
At least 15 million of them are jeets.

>>508191695
>Sand niggers aren't terrorists who need to be wiped out tho

>>508188218
Was he resting his ass against the jet or something? Kek

>>508200431
>live in a nice neighbourhood
>retarded niggerfaggots across the street
>they have a dog that barks psychotically at everyone who walks by
I guess they are all bad people, based dog!

>>508198979
Holy shit, 150 for some fat skank to carry plates for a minute

>>508201121
Fuck it into submission

>>508194414
Well she was obviously lying

>>508201908
That's AI right? There's no way that's real.

>>508201121
>at everyone
Sounds like it’s just (You), changdeep

>>508187224
Kys jeet

>>508187485
I don't get it

>>508196059
>not real
>not heterosexual

>>508202471
Hitler’s birthday

>>508192036
God I wish I had a gf like that.

>>508200782
Talk about busting a nut

>>508191726
Holy fuck they made tard wrangling a sport. USA! USA!

>>508202030
>how would you feel if i was your daughter.

I'd feel sad, thing is, i can't have a daughter because you fuckers flooded our housing making their prices unbearable.

Therefore if i can't have a daughter in my own country, why the hell should a foreign parasite?

>>508201070
I love these

>>508198063
Holy fucking shit I haven't lost this hard for ages

>>508187224
Where do you think you are?

>>508193406
>mexican
lol

>>508193252
They try to be black because it's higher caste than Indian. They hate themselves even more than we hate them.

>>508194909
No. Only a leaf can do it faggot.

>>508193416
Weight (Kg): 750
Estimated

>>508193416
Pig jew

>>508187224
Things are funny when they're true. Tribalism produces raw truth about other tribes as seen from the observer's perspective.

>>508199375
kek

>>508187711
Isn't ironic that for conservatives it's the same reactions in reverse?

>>508191726
>shills on 4chan trying to psyop oldfags, 2025, colorized

>>508202669
i dug up my old german textbook from 2013 what ever happened to payments for having kids?

also there was NOT A SINGLE SHITSKIN in this entire book. every last one, every last name, every last picture. simply DEUTSCHER

>>508191072
Pretty based

>>508201964
Holy shit and I thought I hated how gay planet fitness is

>>508192458
Draw pic of the girls fat tits

>>508192282
Whose the semen demon? She looks like an emo chick

>>508199098
What happened?

>>508201989
Thats a kike male

>>508193337
I remember him speaking at the 2004 DNC and it was known he was born in Kenya. It was a whole "look at how amazing the us is" moment

>>508204522
ive gone to places, put an an order, turned around while waiting and see that faggot flag of STDs and child rape

if i see that 100% guaranteed i will never come back to your establishment. i will not say anything to you either, because i don't want to help your kind. i know others are doing it too

>>508190459
Putin sure does call everyone nazi

>>508204307
>dug up my old german textbook from 2013 what ever happened to payments for having kids?
They still do it for browns.

>>508206296
jesus fucking christ man

so it is true what i read another European say: "take away their handouts and they'll self-deport"

>>508203508
Kek. I live in a small town and nearly every redneck I know carries a pistol at all times and are avid deer hunters that HATE liberals. If they tried this it would be so fucking funny.

>>508201815
I blast it with ultrasound and it fucks off because I'm smart and white enough to do such things unlike this >>508202373 projecting little beaner

>>508197197
QRD? I've seen this video so many times but never understood the motivation behind it.

>>508206867
They can't leave the city centers anyway because they would lose access to their drugs and become nonfunctional with withdrawals in a few hours.

>>508202199

muhammed, this is a humour thread

>>508200884
kek I worked technical support for hospitals after college, and I legit had one call
>Hello, this is Technical Support.
>Oh thank god, you're not Indian.
Pretty sure I got rave reviews on the fact along

>>508199098
Vax status?

>>508207179
Hahaha

>>508203179
I've seen one of these working at a local mcdonalds. Bright brown contact lens, a perm and I swear some type of face lift around his eyes.

>>508187172 (OP)
This board is the real joke.

>>508207647
>died of covid19

i have a video somewhere of a Doctor spilling the beans about it during a San Diego city council meeting when they were taking public comment about oy vey shut the city down

if you drop dead like that i think it was 48 hours after vax they just marked it covid 19 death and collect shekels from the federal government for each one. there were people coming in zipper bags. yup, covid did that too. collect shekels

>omg look at all these covid deaths, we need to shut it town harder
>hospital tallys another one, collect shekels again

>>508191726
How is this fair for the actual wrestler? Does he just pretend the whole time? Can... can he go all out on the tard?

>>508187485
>>508187995
>>508194909
The left doesn't want to meme anymore.

>>508188218
This “person” shld be hung in public.

>>508196059
The reaction is fake. She's actually has a pretty funny act for a foid

>>508210565
the icing on this urinal cake is that red banner while they do all this assmad censorship

lawl

>>508197261
Moron

>>508187224
this is humorous, so humorous in fact, that I have had my chuckle and will now leave this thread.

>>508201927
good man

>>508211432
What are the political implications of a 4chan shitpost becoming reality, as an idea floats around suggesting that prisoners be subjected to their absolute worst fears that make it seems like centuries of torture in lieu of lengthy terms

>>508210565
I love how everything about this subreddit, even the fake Lenin quote at the top, is completely derivative of other people's work. They really are loathe to acknowledge their own lack of creativity

>>508206867
I'm pretty sure if they tried this nonsense, we wouldn't even hear about it since they'd just get fed to the hogs, and no one's gonna miss them anyway.
>>508207179
picrel is what happens when they leave the city

>>508188218
If you use a public hot tub you're a certifiable retard. You think everyone makes sure their junk is sparkly clean before getting in? People fuck shit and piss in these things all the time. No way would I ever do a commercial spa.

-t pool guy

>>508203508
Usually revolutions are supposed to be performed by the people, not against them like this user is suggesting. An actual revolution would be the radical Christians in the rural areas revolting against the government and the reddit user's liberal ideology.

>>508210430
What anime is this?

>>508210565
>let's just rehare right wing memes except with crayon drawn on them, that will show those fascists!

kek

>>508187172 (OP)
Im looking for a meme I saw on X. Im Googling with no luck. It has to do with liberals voting for all the open borders and shit while living far away from it all and in gated communities. Loves blacks and shit but live near NONE. Thanks for the help!

>>508200493
>>508200318
Based

>>508211727
it's already happening. the effects of time dilation from certain psychedelics are already being researched. 400 perceived years of time for posting memes. we will be sending handmade memes by pigeon soon.

>>508193406
The best friendships are built on mutual racism. If I can't call someone and their whole ethnicity a bunch of subhumans are we even friends? Even other Aryans dunk on each other all the time , and that's all fine as long as it's friendly bants and we all hate ZOG together.

>>508191695
Standard practice

>>508201948
Fake and gay
Trump would wave israeli flag

>>508199424
Not my proudest fap

>>508213666
i saw some roasties shave 5, 10, even 15 years off their age on dating sites

made a half assed profile because my sister goaded me into it. tryed this online dating thing. zero replies. got an idea, let me put my income in

thing went off like a pinball machine. ok..i see what online dating is about now. uninstall immediately. waste of $200, still had all kinds of time left i paid for.

>>508203922
no, we oppose murder, be it thru abortion or trans grooming

>>508187285
Man his art is so nice

>>508187380
>Schlitz
Can't make this shit up
LMAOOOOO

>>508210430
>How is this fair for the actual wrestler?
>Does he just pretend the whole time?
Anon...

>>508187285
>>508198103
>>508216257
It really is isn't it

>>508203459
this got to be more to it than that. it was probably something like unreasonable prerequisites, a la 6 in 6 ft. six figures

>>508213666
i actually feel bad for whores like these because i know one of em personally and she was hooked on birthcontrol for over 30years and now at mid 40s still thinks she can sway any man she wants.

Attention Grabber: The Jar-Rig Node

A clear glass jar.
A floating neuron cluster.
Electrodes wired to a Pi.
A single LED blinking its learned pulse to the dark.

Photograph it. Let people ask what the hell they’re looking at.
That’s how a swarm starts.

>>508204840
(((ukrainians))) killed everyone in some small village that didn't want to "flee" from the russian "invasion" as they retreated

>>508203459
>20 million rural bachelors
no shit, women want to live in the top mega cities and not with poor farmers

>>508204307
It still exists. It gets raised every year.

>>508188488
>full grown women always dress like little girls you're just being transphobic.

>>508187224
You can't see the joke here?
It's you.
You're the joke. Your whole country is a joke.

>>508191726
This is just ridiculous. Fuck the parents. Fuck the school. I feel bad for both kids.

>>508203554
*she* probably knows the best places to eat in town so I'm in.

>>508198063
>resist the urge to hang her
>bad form in modern times to leave them hanging, but also a lot of work to hury them

>>508213666
trips of truth. Shes pretty but you have to ask why is she single at that age and no kids? MOST LIKELY shes nuts. Friend's sister was this way. SMOKING HOT but single. Why?
She did have a black baby they gave up for adoption...

Threads are slow for a Saturday.

>>508202223
>Jew is crossed out
Jew jew jew jew jewy jewish jew jews

>>508196830
Keked and saved

>>508203554
wow, Anthony from Linus Tech Tips sure is going places after his transitioning! So proud of him!

>>508199791
I'll try to organise my drawings somewhere online

>>508203508
Perhaps this idea should be encouraged.
Seeing rednecks hunting liberals like hares would be epic.

>>508192005
We grow em' pretty based with extra based strength these days.

>>508192458
>>508192398
He has an okay skull shape. All he needs is a hair transplant.
https://yce.perfectcorp.com/ai-hairstyle-generator/

>>508200493
Happy Juneteenth!

>>508187172 (OP)
>humour
humuor*

>>508230242
It would cost him a few thousand bucks to travel to Turkey and do it, though.

>>508202199
I can't find anywhere that says that is what the mask was for....

>>508227435
Probably to avoid a Facebook censor

>>508201989
She's mad white people and Jews aren't the same and doesn't understand how the camouflage through other ideas and cultures. But she's like kentuckite so it doesn't matter anyways. She'll be like an in and out tombstone. And her complaints will fall on deaf ears rattling the same worthless shit as anyone else. But the cookies smell amazing.

>>508194414
It's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RsHaFtxNA
2h and 9 minutes in.