>>508188952 (OP)Imagine being a modern warrior who goes to Valhalla and all the other Valhalla warriors think it's really funny.
They decide to try out your funny little pea shooter guns and drones so for your first battle in Valhalla the armies are equipped with air powered marshmallow guns and your drones are paper airplanes with matchstick rockets.
You sheepishly grin, amused by the sense of humor that Valhalla has. Before some cromagnon neanderthal in the opposing forces shatters his marshmallow gun on your forehead before gouging your eyes out and ripping out your throat with his bare teeth.
For the next century the residents of Valhalla laugh at you because even though you can shoot a gun pretty well, you are a paper handed nigger who keeps going to cover whenever you hear loud noises.
>muh physical bodyYou protest,
And they don't even laugh, they just wonder how you even qualify as a warrior.