I'm melting here, not getting any sleep as my house is like a fucking furnace.

>>508199090 (OP)
Sitting here in my boxers playing the alters. It's a good game, window open, breeze and all that. Jealous? You should be faggot.

26 degrees is below freezing, dumbass. if you're gonna try to bait us at least put some effort into it

It was hotter the day before yesterday

>>508199090 (OP)
>Screencap of a twatter post from a nigger in bongland complaining about having to be a wage slave in 75 degree F weather
Cucked to the extreme

>>508199090 (OP)
Are these posts ironic? I know Brit’s take pride in you being unable to detect their sarcasm so here’s my concession if it’s the case.

>>508199090 (OP)
>26ºC
>OH NO I'M BURNING THIS IS HELL AAAAHHHH
sissy cunts

>>508199234
wait til you find out that 26 is in the 70s

>complaining about temperate weather
why are europoors like this??

>>508199389
It's 26 degrees today. People are literally walking around like zombies

stop being poor

>>508199090 (OP)
You a fat cunt or a city rat? 26c here in the westcountry and i've been drinking and cycling in the hills all day. Pretty comfy and i'm terrible with the heat. Maybe get off the computer and go outside or something.

>>508199604
literally what is wrong with you

>>508199604
It’s 29 degrees today and I can’t stop bouncing on BBC

>>508199604
Do brits really go around talking in Celsius?

>>508199090 (OP)
>barely 90 degrees
Are you joking. Brits used to have the world conquered now you faggots can't even have a warm day. Put on some shorts and drink some water you double faggot

>>508199234
Not sure if trolling or actually retarded due to flag

>>508199961
>>508200047
I'm in London. We have had warnings about the heat.

>>508200195
everyone in the world does
except mutts

>>508199090 (OP)
It’s crazy that you all are dropping at nice non humid weather. I’d give my left nut for constant temps of that.

>>508200456
>london
that explains it
you're weak

>>508199090 (OP)

>>508199090 (OP)
>we wuz khangz music
try 40º celsius in the fucking shade

>>508199090 (OP)
Do bongers really?

>>508199090 (OP)
28C is hot if you’re white

>>508199090 (OP)
68 here, pretty warm

>>508200456
You get a warning for what 99% of the world considers an ideal temperature?

>>508199090 (OP)
82 degrees lol

>>508199090 (OP)
It was 47C at our airport just the other day.

A 28C day in the summer here would be nothing short of a miracle.

>>508201851
Same w children

>>508200456
>british government: WARNING! MILD TEMPERATURES TODAY!

>>508201974
>>508202118
We are getting another heat health warning tomorrow.

>>508199693
Wow you're so rich and elite!! wow!!!!!

>>508199090 (OP)
I live on a 3rd floor flat and have been fucked since this heatwave started. Need my Indian landlord to install an AC, but he's Gujurati and behaves just like a Jew.

>>508199090 (OP)

>not having a heat pump

You brits are so backwards and inefficient.

do houses normally have aircon in the UK?

>>508199090 (OP)
Isn't that like sunny and 75 fuck you guys are softer than baby shit my AC is set at 75

>>508202915
No

Can't wait for winter bros

>>508199277
They probably have extreme humidity, I love in a beach city and 80f is swamp like

>>508199090 (OP)
yall some motherfucking pussies man, it was, hol up lemme do conversions...34*c yesterday from like 1pm-5pm. with the 15knot wind was pretty comfortable while I was planting like 4 dozen vinca, minus the god damned motherfucking swamp mosquitoes of course

>>508200456
A non-white who can't stand the heat, wtf?

>>508202915
Every single house. If it doesn't have AC it's not even a real home.

>>508202916
>baby shit
Don't get me excited.

>>508203010
oh yea you faggots call em periwinkles...god damn man even your vocabulary is fucking gay

>>508203022
AC doesn't even work in a wooden shed.

>>508203022
my retarded ass yankee cousins in chicongo even have window shakers for their summer months, i was in shock when they told me no central air...window shakers on a multi million dollar home is so fucking ghetto

>>508203257
i turn $1,000 sheds in to cold storage for produce w/window shakers and picrel...gtfo with your wooden shed noac bullshit

>>508199090 (OP)
>26
>hot
its 96 where im at pussy

>>508199090 (OP)
imagine being a bong lmao. we had in 2024 38-40 C for 2-3 straight weeks now that was hellish. and even on these numbers many other places are dabbing on, last year in India there was 52C for a prolonged time.
Imagine not only being an Indian but coping with that heat on top. Not so different from London probably

Eurofags are complete jokes lmao. Today isn't even close to the hottest day of the year here.

>>508203413
I'm drinking ice cold cider so you can go fuck yourself.

>>508199090 (OP)

26C is almost sweater weather. Stop being such a faggot!

>>508203305
>>508203413
Wtf is a window shaker you stupid nigger you mean a window unit

>>508199090 (OP)
>it's only 78
hahahahahaha

>>508199090 (OP)
I worked a 12 hour shift when it was 46 degrees Celsius with 73% humidity. It was such a bad day the machines were struggling to run for 2 hours. I've also been in 49 degrees Celsius heat for 6+ hours but it was a dry heat.

>>508199090 (OP)
Same as every year, with ice cold cider and sausage rolls

>>508203663
An american walking around his house.

>>508199090 (OP)
2 story houses in the US are starting to get a 2nd AC unit for upstairs and you guys still dont have one?

>>508203537
Last year it got from 110-118 (43 to 48 for euros) every day for 90 days straight where I live.

>26
Lol
Lmao
We reach 40 in summer where I live

>>508203728
Aight I give the crown. you have me beat there. Australia is hell.

>>508203861
You are brown and sleep most of the day.

>>508203728
My cousin went to live in Australia, he loved the place but couldn't cope with the heat. He came back to London.

>>508203633
>Sweater weather
I'm Australian and I don't put one until it's like 10C. If there's no wind it's like 6C

>>508200842
if they ever walked out into a pheonix parking lot in the summer I think they would start screaming in absolute terror

bruh there was 37°C here and nobody cried about it. fuck, bongs are the weakest inbred creatures that ever existed

>>508204151
it hits 46c regularly for you bongs that don't know

cycled through a 40 celcius thunderstorm before, it was just about bearable, quite memorable. I would love an AC but this country LOVES taxing things so it'd be a losing proposition; I'd say in total there's usually anywhere from 1 day to 4 weeks of actual hot "unbearable" weather and realistically, can get away with no AC ever. it's not essential.

>>508199604
No one finds 26 degrees a problem hence every city is now buzzing with people actually enjoying life and this literal optimal weather. You're just fat and deserve to be knifed to death for being genetic trash, which I would personally do but sadly this board is anonymous so you get lucky.

>>508204352

Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.

If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race

>>508199090 (OP)
Hot and humid.

>>508202118
This, in my city is raining with wind and we consider it like heaven miracle.

26 is comfy
my home is 100% concrete brick with naturally cooled floors so it can take up to 38 without feeling too hot

>>508199090 (OP)
>It's warmer in the summer
Truly shocking

>>508199604
>>508202118
>global warming

Greta was right

>whole thread about the weather
keks

>>508199090 (OP)
>just put one of these in your window
oh yeah you are allowed! lol

>>508199090 (OP)
how come an african thinks 26 degrees is hot. are they now pretending they are pale hobbit brits melting in the sun?

>>508203935
There was a day where it officially was 49C but people were self recording a temperature of 53C. Alot of people's horses died that day, even those shielded from the sun.

I never stood outside that day, mostly because I doubled sealed the doors with tape and I couldn't open windows since most were blocked out. I even turned on the ACs on high at 6am. Inside it was nice but you knew it was hell outside.

The next day black plastics were melted and the grass was much browner.

>>508199090 (OP)
Isn’t that only 78 degrees? That is a nice day it’s gonna be 101 here today and it only going to keep getting worse

>>508203007
We don't have AC

>>508199090 (OP)
too fucking hot + no wind
i'm reduced to using a plant sprayer to douse myself with water every 5 minutes

>>508199389
No they're being serious. Pray for them to survive the 78*F high temp at 2pm

Hottest temp in Phoenix is 122f / 50c

>>508199090 (OP)
Pussies

I'm fine thanks bruv.

South coast innit.

>>508200067
>It’s 29 degrees Fahrenheit
How much is that in Swedish Empire units?

>>508199583
the heat peaks around 4pm, was 33c 91f today

>crying over 26 degrees
It’s 37 where I am

>>508206009
> England
> Rosé wine
> Cuck chair

Its so over

>>508206145

It's vodka redbull swede bro, the plastic lawn chair is quintisentially English but that's just to put my feet on, I am sitting ok one of amazon's finest anti gravity loungers.

>>508206091
A bit cooler today but it's still really fucking humid.
The weirdest thing for me yesterday was seeing all the goth/alt girls using the weather as an excuse to wear the skimpiest shit. Genuinely have never seen so many in such a short space of time.
There were two young women with booty shorts turning the heads of every single guy in my local Lidl. Phwoar.

>>508199090 (OP)
26 isn't that hot...
Neither is the high of 28. Don't be such a bitch

>>508199090 (OP)
I spent time down under. I'm used to it but i would say British heat has more humidity when compared to Aussie heat except the tropical bits. Doesn't help our buildings are made to keep heat in for winter

>>508202916
>Isn't that like sunny and 75 fuck you guys are softer than baby shit my AC is set at 75

Literally this. Fucking Euros can't take what is considered the ideal summer temperature in Canada ffs.

>>508199389
It's 25c where I am, pleasantly warm.

>>508199583
>wait til you find out that 26 is in the 70s
26 C = 78 f.
That's comfy in the US.

Reminder that the UK used to be a Mediterranean climate because the Romans planted vineyards. It's currently too cold in Britain to grow grapes.

>Hottest day of the year
>26C

Seriously how are britbongs this weak? I live in a northern US state and we can sometimes still pass 100F (37C) in the summer, though admittedly it's usually around 90F (32C) and yeah it sucks, but I have never been remotely close to getting heat stroke. And this is in my new house I never bothered installing AC in, let alone my old one.

>>508206643
Am I gonna make it, bros?
I'm gonna die on Monday, aren't I?

>>508206750
>>508206764
its 33c today and our homes aren't made out of wood like yours.

>>508206764
We're northern europeans, 11c is the ideal temperature. I bet the Scandinavians are also struggling

>>508207050
in way hotter in your native punjab

>>508207160
N'insulte pas ma patrie hostie de nègre poilu.

Humid heat and dry heat are two completely different things that the base temperature gauge doesn't show. You feel the heat a lot more when your sweat is drizzling down your back and not evaporating as it should.

>>508199090 (OP)
I'M FUCKING DYING HELP

yesterday you said you'd call Sears

26 celsius with high humidity is uncomfortable but nothing to cry about
Things only start to get ugly past 35°

>>508207464
put cold tap on, get in, sit in there for 30 minutes, come out with a shrivvelled ball sack.

>>508199090 (OP)
Black absorbs more heat. Therefore, if you have a lot of black people, it will be hotter. It's simple physics.

>>508207722
i'd collapse
SOS flairs the lot

>>508199090 (OP)
Wow, winter temperatures

That’s nothing. It will be 32c here in Texas in a few hours. Will probably hit 40c at least one day this summer. I worked outside a lot during the summers as a kid/teen, so you can’t use the muh AC excuse.
>>508207464
Try not being a pussy.

>>508199090 (OP)
>26 degrees
>hottest day

Bongs are pathetic wimps.

Y'all really feel tuff flexing who can live in hot weather? What an excuse of "Intelligent life" Man has become...

>>508199090 (OP)
Gosh lads! A second more in this scorching heat and I'm turning brown and assimilating into society!

>>508199090 (OP)
Never come to the south west. it hits 40s every year.

Brother, that is the hottest day of the year in the UK? Wtf. Last summer here we had 43° for like 1.5 months in a row, working in a shithole warehouse I think I was working at around 50° and then factory work near furnaces it was over 65° kek (The city I'm in is also like highest humidity in Greece so everyone was sweating buckets and was sticky at the same time). When it finally rained people were outside on their balconies looking mesmerized at the sky, 26-28 is a nothingburger imo

>>508208545
It's not about manhood, just different climates and it's just banter

>>508199090 (OP)
That's literally perfect weather to go outside. I wish it was that temp every day.

>80 degrees
>32% humidity
this is mild weather even by Seattle standards

its 32 degrees here
sick of it

>>508205555
you hear about outback towns getting those temps ocasionally. that sounds completely fucked

>>508201229
I do this by opening one window in my room, one window on the other side of the house, and then closing the door halfway to create a pressure gradient, assuming there's a slight breeze already

>>508202916
Texans were panicking and dying from 1° and a dusting of snow not long ago, let's not split hairs here

>>508203007
You are correct, the humidity is intolerable because it rains the rest of the year

>>508208995
Yes but we are white. We don't have the olive skin tone like you. Plus we go from one day it's raining to 28.

>>508199090 (OP)
OP is a faggot, it's been 33°C/91°F today. Still nothing really that bad compared to the rest of the world, but very stifling for the UK.

>dobson

>>508199090 (OP)
Bitch at 26 here I consider putting the heat on at night. What the fuck is wrong with you

>>508203728
This. Northern hemisphere faggots

>>508199511
the anglo (pseudo jewish vampire that lusts for aryan blood) is allergic to sol invictus and it's warming rays

It's already here 30+ from few weeks, man up, stupid brits.

Celsius is retarded

its not even that hot, people are just retarded. open your windows at night and then keep them closed during the day, and curtains closed. house will be cool all day.

>>508206009
old ass wrinkly facbook qboomer feet, and hairless legs because your body stopped making testosterone 20 years ago.

>>508213100
>open your windows at night and then keep them closed during the day, and curtains closed
This is a good suggestion when it’s 28C at the hottest part of the day. This is terrible advice when 29C is what it finally cooled off to overnight. There’s a reason we love AC here

>>508213568
we have lows of like 14c at night so it works well. i've traveled to places in europe and it's way worse than the uk, had to sleep with AC on all night. people here just love whining. it was 30 degrees for like 2 days then it's going back down to mid 20s.

>>508199090 (OP)
what a pussy. I worked in 50C in a 8 hour outdoor shift. In Canada... you know, the nation that is known for polar bears and igloos!

>>508214466
50C in Canada, nice larping.

>>508199090 (OP)
If you think this is bad, imagine what it's going to be like 5 or 10 years from now.

>>508213100
I do this and it still hits 30 in my room. Makes no fucking difference.

>>508202915
Very uncommon. I am one of the lucky few that have it.

>>508199693
> low tier air conditioning
> not poor

>>508214594
you are European and ignorant of the 2021 heat some event.

>>508199090 (OP)
Begging the government to impose climate lockdowns to protect them from the heat. Hopefully there will be a vaccine soon.

>>508205521
We don't have vertical sliding windows.

>>508199090 (OP)
Shut the fuck up you dumb fuck. You are literally amplifying the message of people that want you dead.
That temperature is completely normal and nothing about it is unbearable. You insufferable idiot.

>>508199090 (OP)
Bitching and moaning at 26 degrees ?? Out here battling my demons at 32 degrees like a true warrior. Don't forget to rub your vagina pussy I heard it helps with the heat

>>508199389
>>508199511
Pic related is these same swarthy people when it's only -40c

Sup faggots. Dutchie currently on vacation in muttland. Been to pheonix and nevada while its 44°C/113°F. Feels about the same temp as 25°C back home. Shits so fucking dry here compared to 30-60% humidity back home.

I just rode a bike 2 and a half hours in this 22mph over 55 miles, your excuse britcucks?

>>508199693
>has to use shitty third world a/c
>can't afford a nice house with central air
>calls others poor

>>508215857
How dare you, a brit would literally die with 15 minutes of exposure to such heat.

>>508199090 (OP)
it's fine. quit being a little bitch

>>508211257
That's the craziest thing for a bong to say in this day and age. Everyone knows your country is overrun by bangla and paki apes

>>508199090 (OP)
Its 30 where I am. Also listening to niggerbop nas lmao fucking nigger

>>508200842
>It’s crazy that you all are dropping at nice non humid weather. I’d give my left nut for constant temps of that.

Detroit here and I'd give you my left nut for October temps...

>>508203305
>my retarded ass yankee cousins in chicongo

The house probably from the 1950s-60s and has hot water baseboard radiant heating, (like my parent's metro Detroit house) so there's no air ducts to run the A/C thru, you have put an air handler and ducting system up in the attic.

>>508215857
These numbers mean nothing to me.

I was in Scotland once visiting my aunt and great aunt during a heatwave. It hit all of 80 for a few minutes.
Talked to a guy practicing dropkicks. He was the only local that dared go outside. Otherwise it was like that episode of twilight zone where everyone's just fucking gone shit was surreal.

>>508199234
kek, based metric system ignorer.

>>508199090 (OP)
If you don't sweat at 26c you're not white

>>508204352
>cycled
FOUND THE CYCLIST

>>508199090 (OP)
I bought an AC unit for the last heatwave we had :^) its been on for 4 hours today dehumidifying and cooling, fucking fantastic.

>>508219220
Sounds like shit to me, what town? Houses in Scotland are generally obnoxiously hot indoors in summer so it makes no sense at all for folk to be hiding indoors.

>>508206750
You could probably still grow grapes in England but they don’t have ideal growing conditions. It’s easier & cheaper international trade that made English vineyards unviable, not climate change. We have lots of vineyards in the Niagara region of Canada. Wild grapes grow in Toronto. There is no part of England that is colder than this part of Canada. Just makes more sense for UK to buy grapes & wine from France. There are better ways to use English land.

>22 degrees at 20 past 8
Fuck this shit

>>508220422
Paisley

>>508207071
that sounds like a you problem and you should stop jerking off about your stone houses.

>>508215394
I'm moving to Sweden to escape the temperature here lol. Got a job lined up in Umea.

>Feet in a paddling pool
>Desk fan
>Cold beer
>Good book
Life is as good as it gets lads, cheer up

>>508220893
They were probably out in glasgow or the braes. Paisley is one of those towns people live in because its cheap as fuck but travel away to do anything worthwhile.

>>508220025
you are officially the smartest man in england

>>508199090 (OP)
You're always going on about how tough you are

Grow balls

Today's Express headline concerns the estate of largely forgotten 70s and 80s comedian Frank Carson who the headline describes as "penniless" and then mentions owned multiple houses in Dublin and in Europe and ended up with his estate paying a million pounds in inheritance tax alone.

All this happened in 2013.

Today's most important story. What the actual fuck are they trying not to report.

>>508221480
I was there in the summer the roads started melting as apparently they'd never considered it a risk. All the weegies were out in pink "Fat Willies" vests merrily burning away.

>>508199090 (OP)
>26
what's the day temp like?

>>508199090 (OP)
>>508199090 (OP)
>>508199090 (OP)
>>508199090 (OP)
WHAT
THE
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQ3AdE4jDw
Literally open on my player.

Wish it was 26C here. It has been an absolutely shit summer.
We've had 2 days where it was about +25C and aside from that it's hovered around 18C or even lower.

>>508214951
We have 40-50C every year, I am not ignorant, I believe you. I am just laughing at you that you take it as it's some kind apocalyptic event lmao

>>508222250
Come to Bulgaria, this week is supposed to be cold. Only 30-36C, then it gets worse. At least during the night is OK.

>>508222596
A surprisingly large area of California (and the southwest) hits 48C on a regular basis in the summer. I’m with you in laughing at the leaf for thinking it’s impossible to survive

>>508199090 (OP)
82f Tommy? You and your whole island are a bunch of little bitches.

>>508199234
>>508200383
That makes 2 of you retards, kenneth.

>>508222854
I believe you, weather here is very much like California. If you check on the global map we are even at the same horizontal lines on the atlas, but Bulgaria is very green with tons of forests and mountains, like 70% of the country is mountainous.
Weather here is very weird, Summer is ultra hot and Winter is ultra cold with tons of snow. Probably that's more North Californian Weather or Colorado, idk.

>>508199604
We don't even notice until its 30 in the frozen north, what is wrong with you >>508215121
It's to keep you from killing yourselves

>>508204151
Phoenix is no bother, its a dry heat. Its the humidity that gets you here, we're surrounded by ocean.

>>508199090 (OP)
I've gone a beetroot colour I shd have used sunscreen

>>508223190
Snow simply doesn’t happen where I live, I’d have to drive to the mountains for that. 0-10 is pretty common for winter cold in the parts that get the ultra hot summers
>>508223368
You saw the guy in Louisiana further up ITT? They get our kind of heat AND stupid humidity. You might genuinely die within minutes there

>>508215857
>your excuse britcucks?
Its 86% humidity here today.

>>508222967
You work and exist for jews

>>508223268
The British guy lies. I had a vertical sliding window in both my dorm and rent house when I was studying in England. For example there were many times I used to leave the dorms/house and leaving my keys behind, so I would let my window always opened since I was at the first floor. Like not wide open, closed, but just not locked in. I've used my window as a door way too many times so I am sure they exist there.

>>508199172
Game is ok, but those alters are a bunch of whiny faggots who won't do the work you created them for and eventually leave the base to go NEET somewhere else and then demand gibs. I don't play games just to see the same thing I see when I enter 4chan.

>>508223581
Yeah, and I wouldn't go there because it would fucking suck.

>>508199090 (OP)
It's called AIR CONDITIONING you dumb fags.

>shit on amerilards for building homes out of wood when you cant even get a simple air conditioner unit for your home
LMAO enjoy sleeping in your brick oven!

>>508223584
I'm in E1 London my flat is even hotter than outside, currently sitting in front of the fan dreaming of a snow storm

>>508223695
Why don't you build houses with bricks retard?

Open all windows in the house - creates a cross breeze when flowing from opposite sides. Shut blinds and curtains in the room you're using, you can leave a quarter open for some light. Place a fan at the window facing away to draw in the cooler air. And drink plenty of water.

>>508199090 (OP)
What I do is zone out and let god take care of the rest. If I die , I die.

>>508223581
Here we can go from -25 and more,depends on the place to 45-50 easly, it's crazy. Since we are mountainous , you have snow all over place. There is no middle ground, we have 4 full seasons as well. That's good ,because it attracts a lot of tourists. We have tons of 5 star sea resorts,ski resorts and spa resorts all year around.I don't know to which state I can relate to, but it's probably somewhere in the middle of the country.

>>508223584

It's been 65% at 33c here today, Indians were fucking sweating and complaining. Our American chums don't realize UK 90f is like Florida swamps weather with no air con in brick houses that hold heat, it's pretty shit.

I've had heatwaves where it's 100f inside my fucking house, hurry durrr use a fan faggot, yeah what do you think I'm doing FFS.

>>508222967
It's 93F where I am, and I just got back from golfing.
Admittedly it was horrible but I'm not a total fag about it.
The irony is I am actually from England but I renounced that 7 years ago and now I'm disgusted by them.

>>508223990
Use an AC?

>>508199090 (OP)
Go jump in a canal.

>>508216019
this is cope, mini splits are superior

>>508223835
We’re not the ones complaining about 25C with humidity
>>508223685
this is why we laugh at you

>>508223835
Why would I need a brick house if I'm never in danger of natural disasters that could destroy it? It's cheaper, renewable, faster and more efficient to build with wood. Meanwhile, you're cooking inside your blast furnace of a stone home kek.

>>508223958

Yeah my spread over a year is -10c to +40c, a 50c change over 6 months is kinda insane.

59F in Duluth but 94F in the Twin Cities. Duluth chads always win.

>>508224138
Are you calling me a fag?

>>508223835
>Why don't you build houses with bricks retard?
Bricks are expensive, to keep home prices from going even higher, I mean full retard, we use the cheapest shit around that is just a little stronger than cardboard.

>>508224064

Yeah I'm gonna have to buy one, I'm not yoloing 40c again in a few months.

>>508224231
Fair enough

>>508223958
That sounds like Dakotas weather. Incidentally, your country is about the same size as South Dakota so it’s a funny coincidence the weather lines up too
>>508224278
fag, poofter, wanker, take your pick really

>>508224231
My house has 30cm reinforced concrete walls,4 floors. The structure makes it ultra easy to maintain. During winter is hotter inside than outside and during Summer is colder than outside, I barely use my AC, has kind of a ''cave'' effect. If you are planning on staying long term, thick reinforced concrete walls is the way to go. I also have 3 AC and one fire place connected to every room to control the heat and shit.

>>508224519
I will take poofter

>>508223835
>the opening gambit of the eternal Britbong 100% of the time
I'll explain to you, retard. I'm from Cheshire. Runcorn. Runny. The WA7.
I am telling you now, categorically, you don't know what you're talking about.
I used to think the same thing until I witnessed an EF3 tornado. The difference between brick and wood during an EF3 tornado is negligible. 260mph winds will turn it all to dust.
Also bricks expand in the intense heat, in ways wood doesn't expand, meaning that wood can be more suitable for certain walls.
Also, lots of houses have some brick, and many are fully brick. Their foundation gets fucked quicker but they exist. They're more expensive too, and they turn to dust in tornadoes.
You think Americans just never thought about that? You think that nobody here ever considered Bricks? Even though I'm literally in a brick building right now?
Do you think maybe there's a reason for the wood, that perhaps you don't fully understand?

>>508224606
What is it a nuclear bunker?

>>508199090 (OP)
oh no pussy

>>508206304
Brings out the ladies, doesn it sir?

>>508224650
Actually I get it, I'm a tard

>>508224519
How is Dakota/South Dakota viewed as a State in the USA, just wondering? Like, positive, negative, how is crime, are people nice, idk, wondering :D

>>508199090 (OP)
I'm thriving in this weather. The perfect weather. (american here who regularly worked in 100 degree room every summer). Hate the cold weather in this country. Different kind of cold. Not the same as snow cold, much more chilling and wet.

>>508223268
> It's to keep you from killing yourselves
We have windows you can fall out of. But they hinge like a door, rather than slide.
>>508223635
Some older buildings have them, but they are very rare now. All modern windows hinge open.

>>508203305
that's because you hicks have never seen a house older than 30 years. most chicago homes were built in the 1880s-1940s

>>508223584
Cope. Britain is not humid in that sense. It's only humid there when it's cold. Post the dew point. Relative humidity is RELATIVE to that particular temperature. There is more moisture in the air at 38C 61% humidity than 30C 86% humidity, which it was not. You cannot be serious to think that a place right on the fucking Gulf of Mexico is less humid than an island constantly barraged by lukewarm at worst currents from the Atlantic.

>>508223990
No it is not. UK heat waves are dry as bone. UK normal weather in Summer is dry as a bone. Only your winters are "humid"
The reality bending cope of bongoloids is unreal

>>508224840
Very desolate. Ive driven i90 from Sioux Falls to Wyoming border. The Missouri River area is very pretty. The Black Hills are cool but very touristy in summer. Sioux Falls is more midwest (shitty cold winter/hot humid summers).

>>508224873
I went out for a long walk this morning, started of dry heat, then all the clouds appeared, then the humidity, lots more sweat and effort, then back to dry. I lived in ireland for a long time and their weather is nuts no dry heat but lots of humidity "county Cork" then a bit cold with plenty of rain

>>508216019
What's the deal with the ac meme here? I can't understand it, is the ac rare in western Europe?

I've wandered the forest as a child in -20 F and been homeless in a car without AC at 90 F for days on end
stop being such a fucking bitch
water and proper clothing will keep your ass alive.

>>508224716
It's built to withstand 9 Richter scale. I am actually very close to a military bunker, that is closed by the military and opened only for emergency, like 1min away lol. It's a house for my future kids, my mom, my grandchildren etc. I have a backyard, single indoor garage, 2 parking spots infront. Police station is literally next to me ,we share the same road, so I don't have to worry about criminals. Now I have to find a wife, cuz shit is hard here :D. I am 31 btw.

Ps. I got lucky at my business and decided to dump all my cash into building a new house and buying myself a new car, was 28 at that time.

>>508224519
Nice

>>508224840
North Dakota has oil and nuke silos. South Dakota has Mount Rushmore (the one with the presidents carved in the side). Most people forget they exist 90% of the time. Crime is pretty low on account of being mostly rural farming communities and feather Indians. I’ve never been there so I can’t tell you how the people are, guessing they’re like anyone else on the plains

>>508199090 (OP)
ITS NOT EVEN 80 DEGREES YOU PUSSY NIGGERS

I'm really not trying to get in a dick measuring contest, and maybe humidity really does suck but really? thats like a little over 75 degrees
It regularly gets up to high 90s to low 100s here in the desert, thats like 35-40 degrees C for you bongfriends

>>508225016
>>508225102
The British isles have a maritime climate and are relatively more humid compared to continental Europe.

>>508225370
Sounds fascinating, post some picks

>>508224136
BROKE NIGGER COPE

>>508199090 (OP)
does starmer not charge you guys a carbon tax?

>>508224825
It's okay lad it's just that every single bong says that to a Yank on here and it's easily debunked, and impossible to RE-bunk. So it's just like, assume that the kikes who run America have done their homework on this and after it's all said and done, wood is generally better to use because of X, Y and Z reason. Bongs like to pretend Americans are dumb but Americans came from Anglo and German stock, so that's simply not true. America is home to the best minds in the world and there's a good reason we use wood for houses. About half of it is cladding or siding btw, most houses have some brick but admittedly not all.
Trust me bro it's just the way it is. Maybe you guys should get some AC btw. Don't be throwing stones in glass houses while you're talking about living in a brick house, lol.

>>508199090 (OP)
You should paint your roof white so it reflects heat away from your house.

>>508215699

When I was a kid I was fully blonde and loved winter but over time my hair got darker and now I fucking hate anything below 20C I'm really counting on "climate change" to give us the promised southern Greece climate if I have to suffer winters in my old age I'll become a terrorist

>>508225615
He is in the war path now he can't get any freebies

>>508225502
1. Brits love complaining about the weather
2. Most cars and houses don't have AC so when its hot you can't escape it here. The average Floridian probably spends 23.9 hours a day moving between their air conditioned home, air conditioned car and air conditioned office.

>>508225692
Got it

>>508199090 (OP)
Getting a portable air-conditioning unit in two weeks. I got a little old pug and the heat wrecks him so I'm gonna cave.

>>508225016
>>508225102
I'm here as a defender of America and I'm an ex Bong who is shitting on the UK, however this is not true. Their summers can be incredibly humid and they have no AC and it actually is pretty unbearable. My wife and I went there last year (I'm from there remember) and we live in the Midwest, but my wife still got so hot she felt queasy on a few occasions. It absolutely gets very stuffy in the summer, and that's actually more of an indictment on them than if they had dry heat, because they refuse to use AC, despite it being very humid. I got fucking mad sunburn there, too.

26c isnt even hot, maybe 30+c

>>508199090 (OP)
>26
That's nice and cold.
I love cold weather

>>508225525
>maritime
Yep. You know what that means? Cool and moderate temperatures, because like I said your islands are moderated by cool ocean currents year round. I notice you didn't post the dew point data. I'll do it for you, here it is during your epic "heat wave" yesterday, you can even see the US for comparison. Keep in mind this is at 11:00 US Eastern time. It's hotter and more humid in most of the US before noon than it is on your islands during an epic heat wave. lol.

>>508225873
To fill in the rest of the picture, we don’t use bricks in california (or have basements for the most part) because of earthquakes. When the ground itself starts moving you want a structure that can bend and sway instead of breaking and turning into a pile of rubble with you inside. You CAN make stone and brick buildings here but you really have to engineer them right

>>508225919
Cope. Dew point data refutes this urban mythical trash. They seem worse because you're acclimated to the normally cool and rainy weather, and because UK homes are built to retain heat.

>>508226037
The difference is your Afro-Mexican bodies are designed for hot tropical weather (more sweat glands) whereas our Northwestern European bodies aren't.

>>508226005
Well the thing is we have had warm weather for nearly two weeks, which is slightly unusual, now some of us are getting anxious about how fucking long this could last for

>>508199090 (OP)
Cry me a river, it is 90 where I am at and 100F tomorrow. Or in memetric units, 38 C

>>508226217
I accept your concession. You'll be a good lad and stop peddling misinformation wivvout ya loicence, won't you?

>>508225542
Nah mate, I don't wanna dox myself since it's easly findable. It's Italian Villa kind of style. I built as much floors I could by law, cuz I knew it will give the house higher price and I may get fucked by building laws in the future. My car is Mercedes E-class Avantgarde AMG 2018, nothing fancy, I am happy with my life. I sold my business, bought whatever I wanted and now I am chilling for the past few years. Now I am thinking of finding some normie job at some office or something. I have good bachelors and masters so I am fine.

>>508216019
minis perform better, youre just coping because you wasted money on house wide mold generator, your kids will develop asthma and you will feel like a shitty father

>>508226317
I'm not the poster you started seething at and talking about jew points with. I've posted zero disinfo ITT. Kys.

>>508226181
Not a bad idea

>>508199172
Still no AC? Kek

>>508226037
They for some reason are incapable of understanding that 25C with 70% humidity (their insane once-in-a-lifetime heat wave) just might feel cooler than 34C with 87% humidity (an average July afternoon in the south). I’d feel bad for them if they weren’t so smug about it

>>508226368
Wise of you, intresting, cheers

>>508225473
my nephew lived in Sioux Falls for a few years. I've also had friends that lived in North Dakota. Everyone i know that has lived in North Dakota has left--the winters are brutal even compared to Minnapolis.

>>508199234
Based

It's always funny seeing Americans come over here in the summer and suddenly change their tune when they're melting their arse off. Easy to talk shit when you've never even left your state before though.

>>508226457
anglo saxons dont need AC

a bin filled with water is perfectly adequate

>>508200456
>londonstan
Go back shitskin

>>508226734
You can always tell their Americans because they wear baseball caps

>>508225700
There was some dude in Indiana or Ohio that installed a sprinkler system on his roof. It ran just enough where nothing would drip off (the water would evaporate). It lowered attic temps a lot and didn't consume much water. His only worry was mold/fungus growth.

>>508227063
https://youtu.be/cbf4Oe6tZjA

I've been getting almost 40c daily here just below texas and the gulf in the northeast for about three months
I wish It was 26 year round

>>508226734
>Easy to talk shit when you've never even left your state before though.
Open a map of the US. Got it? Find Colorado. It’s the rectangle below the other rectangle if you’re not seeing it. Look how it compares to the continental US. Pretty small part, right? Now, here’s the fun part. Look up Colorado’s land area compared to the UK’s. There’s a reason we don’t leave our states very often, can you guess what it is?

>>508227154
>the gulf
Which gulf would that be?

>>508227143
Cheers I'm going to enjoy this lol

>>508227205
>can you guess what it is?
too fat to fit in a plane/train seat?

>>508226188
Dew points across all of Wisconsin are 70F or above. Pretty common in summer but they suck ass unless you are swimming.

>>508199090 (OP)
>hurrr durrr American homes are cardboard shyte, mate
>still can't n2 20th century AC
NGMI

The thing that confuses people, is that temperature doesn't actually convey how you will be affected by that heat.
Humidity, air quality, and landscape can all affect how you feel heat.

Sometimes, as paradoxical as it sounds, a 28* day in one country can feel hotter than a 35* degree in another spot, even within the same country.

I once heard from a Pilipino that germany gets too hot for them. The heat suffocates them there.

Last summer I had 53C in my balcony.
Get fucked

>>508204352
>it's not essential.
Goddamn you simply refuse to use American inventions don’t you boi?

>>508227607
Is that why your so black?

>>508199604
>78F
What a beautiful day. I hope somebody takes a dump in your mouth.

stop making me embarrassed to share a nation with you all, bitching about a little summer heat. 26 degrees is fucking nothing, bunch of whiny bitches.

>>508226457
>soft cunt yank needs ac in the winter

don't reply to british flags you inferior subhuman

>>508227501
seriously europeans act like they are superior and literally
>oy vey i live in a 1400 brick shit shack with no AC or plumbing goyim i am best

>>508227914
in the summer*

>>508199090 (OP)
Ahhhh I'm wetbulbing in my pants

>>508227949
So gay of you

>>508223581
get over yourself you boring fucking faggot. no one is impressed. no one thinks you're tough because some fat niggers in louisiana get humid heat sometimes maybe in the year. fucking retard americans and their delusional egos are so tiresome.

it's 33C here grow some balls lad.

>>508227533
Totally, airflow in plains would feel great despite % of humidity and 35c+
Here I've got days where (I live in a semi arid, sealevel flat to the ground area) that despite getting to 20c STILL feels hot through the day sometimes cause there's either too much heat from the sun and no humidity or no air and too much humidty from leftover rainclouds

Then you get to a high altitude city like ours in the center and is no biggy being 30+ cause all the sun gets eaten away by the breeze

>>508220025
Congratulations! You civilized now. Say thank to America for inventing it.

>>508226503
Thanks, got my Bachelors from Worcester by the way. Nice city, it's quite interesting how your biggest and most developed cities are literal shitholes compared to the small cities surround them.
Yes I am talking about you Birmingham and few others ofc.

>>508199090 (OP)
>tfw 97F (36.1C)
Euros are weak

>>508224650
americans will really sit there and type up a 2,000 word essay defending cardboard mcmansions before giving all their tax money to israel and the rest to niggers

>>508228306
Manchester also became a complete dystopia over the past 5 years, sad to see

>>508226744
Anglostanis would rather die than use the American invented AC.

>>508225016

no, it is humid. you just don't know anything. it's not "cope" just because you haven't got a clue what you're talking about - uk summers ARE humid, fact.

>>508225102
>No it is not. UK heat waves are dry as bone.

wrong. i'm suddenly starting to understand the continentals and their ire at dumb fucking burgers trying to tell them about their own country. i'd tell you to commit suicide but the rope you'd use to hang yourself with wouldn't be able to bear your weight you tub of lard piece of shit.

>>508216019
Mini splits are more efficient and generally work better without the problems like blockages, poor performance throughout the whole home , inability to control each rooms climate, mold and legionella of central air.

Also quality systems with several rooms are more costly but pay off in the long run.

>>508226370
This

>>508228504
I was 10 years ago there, was kinda like Birmingham, but less degenerate. Still, nothing beats London. I was with a mate at the London park chilling when we got locked in, we had no idea parks there have a closing time, had to jump over the fence which had arrow heads like some top spy agents.

>>508228499
As an american that lives in a shed, I would rather have a stone building even if it's small. These wood stick built abominations are literal mold magnets.

>>508227914
>don’t reply to cucked monarchy flag
Kek

>>508227762
My so black what?

>>508228861
>had to jump over the fence which had arrow heads
standard bri'ish teen experience after necking some tins

>>508228919
I have 2 minisplits going (12k each). They can cool my house like a meat locker. My central AC shit itself years ago so i just installed the splits myself.

>>508229062
Ye, I was told they close the parks to keep druggies and alcoholics out. Kind of a good idea, makes the park cleaner and keeps it out of people gathering doing shit. The thing is that regular citizens can't enjoy it. Here we have live security literally in every park with cameras, even if there is no live security in place if you do shit a police car will come by and greet you.

>>508226234
Wat? It's called summer.

>>508229644
It's a tad early dear

Laughs in 45° how you faggots set up shop in this place we dont know.

>>508230011
wtf right now in kangaroo land is 7c wtf

>>508199172
Smirking in my 52F palace with central heating on
>t. San Francisco