>>508202948Israeli Air Command, this is Wing Commander Vikram Rathore of the Indian Air Force, requesting immediate clearance into your airspace, saaaarโdonโt make this a bastard bloody diplomatic standoff, I beg you with folded hands and clenched fists. We are not hostile, not carrying missiles, only standard payload and one nervous co-pilot whoโs already reciting Hanuman Chalisa in the cockpit. This is a pre-cleared route under joint operations agreement signed, sealed, and chai-dipped in Delhi, saaaar, so why are you delaying like LIC pension paperwork? Grant us entry before we start circling like vultures over Gaza and embarrass both our great nations. Jai Hind and hurry the bloody hell up.