Anonymous
(ID: ooREfibI)
6/21/2025, 6:33:24 PM
No.508206971
>>508207040
>>508208482
>>508206786 (OP)
S-sure do, Mr. Chitwood, I mean Sheriff, sir.
Anonymous
(ID: /GujYZkt)
6/21/2025, 6:34:38 PM
No.508207062
Yes just sitting down, nothing much happening.
Anonymous
(ID: NsDU0MUE)
6/21/2025, 6:35:09 PM
No.508207110
>>508206786 (OP)
If I do a terrorism and you extradite me to murrica can I stay and bring my family over
Kill Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Behead Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Roundhouse kick Sheriff Mike Chitwood into the concrete. Slam dunk Sheriff Mike Chitwood into the trashcan. Crucify Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Defecate in Sheriff Mike Chitwood's food. Launch Sheriff Mike Chitwood into the sun. Stir fry Sheriff Mike Chitwood in a wok. Toss Sheriff Mike Chitwood into an active volcano. Urinate into Sheriff Mike Chitwood's gas tank. Judo throw Sheriff Mike Chitwood into a wood chipper. Twist Sheriff Mike Chitwood's head off. Report Sheriff Mike Chitwood to the IRS. Karate chop Sheriff Mike Chitwood in half. Curb stomp Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Trap Sheriff Mike Chitwood in quicksand. Crush Sheriff Mike Chitwood in the trash compactor. Liquefy Sheriff Mike Chitwood in a vat of acid. Eat Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Dissect Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Exterminate Sheriff Mike Chitwood in the gas chamber. Stomp Sheriff Mike Chitwood's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Sheriff Mike Chitwood in the oven. Lobotomize Sheriff Mike Chitwood. Drown Sheriff Mike Chitwood in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Sheriff Mike Chitwood with a ray gun. Kick Sheriff Mike Chitwood down the stairs. Feed Sheriff Mike Chitwood to alligators. Slice Sheriff Mike Chitwood with a katana. In Minecraft.
Anonymous
(ID: 8nYXAjAo)
6/21/2025, 6:38:06 PM
No.508207356
>>508206786 (OP)
I SUPPORT SHERIFF MIKE SHITWOOD
Anonymous
(ID: vgEaMBEu)
6/21/2025, 6:38:48 PM
No.508207418
>>508206786 (OP)
Thank you for your service and dedication sir
stroke fag
(ID: UaUAmneA)
6/21/2025, 6:39:07 PM
No.508207451
>>508208718
>>508207166
Someone put this in an AI please
Anonymous
(ID: UwBddOHC)
6/21/2025, 6:41:03 PM
No.508207601
I checked the public records you make 150k a year or some shit
Sorry I don’t talk to members of the lower class they always are talking about money and shit I find them gross and banal
Anonymous
(ID: 5Q5sEd4l)
6/21/2025, 6:42:21 PM
No.508207718
>>508206786 (OP)
Why is this faggot not in Israel serving his masters?
Anonymous
(ID: UwBddOHC)
6/21/2025, 6:44:23 PM
No.508207897
>>508207688
I’m rich af in Minecraft I just completed the entire season journey in d4
I don’t talk to peasantry on Azeroth or irl
Anonymous
(ID: UwBddOHC)
6/21/2025, 6:45:41 PM
No.508208016
A peasant with a badge is still a peasant
Anonymous
(ID: IAFJEoAm)
6/21/2025, 6:46:53 PM
No.508208103
>>508206786 (OP)
>You boys behaving yourselves in here?
In other news, Florida sheriff and part time stripper, Mike Chitwood was hospitalized for injesting a pitcher of Israeli semen. Prior to downing the substance he was heard to loudly boast that he was used to sucking jew cocks and this was nothing for him. About 6 minutes later he complained of stomach pains and was rushed to the local ER where his status is listed as guarded. In lieu of cards and flowers his family asks that donations be given directly to your local temple or synagogue.
Anonymous
(ID: 1beBvzeO)
6/21/2025, 6:47:34 PM
No.508208146
>>508206786 (OP)
best believe i am on my best behavior when the sheriff rides into town
Anonymous
(ID: NpjM/WVs)
6/21/2025, 6:49:02 PM
No.508208262
>>508206786 (OP)
If I call you sir will you give me a burger zoomer femboi gf?
Anonymous
(ID: tcpkOqv8)
6/21/2025, 6:49:24 PM
No.508208294
>>508208392
>>508206786 (OP)
I'm cooking up some plans, sir. You'll be reading about it in the paper soon.
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 6:50:27 PM
No.508208380
>>508206786 (OP)
That only applies to US anons, I am not stupid enough to travel to the States and get arrested for doxxing your adress Mr. Chitwood
Anonymous
(ID: NJfcSu0V)
6/21/2025, 6:50:54 PM
No.508208414
>>508210431
During COVID-19, he strongly advocated vaccine mandates for deputies and rewarded vaccinated officers with extra days off. His old ass needs to retire already. No cop is good, man. They're all corrupt power hungry faggots. He became a cop because he probably got his ass whooped all throughout school and him being able to carry a sidearm and a badge and have a retarded car with 150 lights on it gives him some balls. He's a fucking old redneck pussy. And when he finally keels over from kidney failure or a heart attack or a fucking aneurysm, his pig ass friends and coworkers and brothers in blue will have some dumbass taxpayer funded parade in Florida with all the hicks out of their trailers in their lifted Chevys doing donuts for their hook nosed bastard of a king.
Imagine being a 62 year old bully. Bullying teenagers by forcing them to perp walk, harassing mentally ill people that troll you. Shit is hilarious. Go on social security already, you old faggot.
Anonymous
(ID: NpjM/WVs)
6/21/2025, 6:51:49 PM
No.508208487
>mfw feds are jannies
When dilating, use your glocks and push the trigger.
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 6:51:53 PM
No.508208495
Mind that I am of the furer out fore 'Merikaatje
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
Anonymous
(ID: P4hJtkPJ)
6/21/2025, 6:51:58 PM
No.508208507
>>508208589
>>508206786 (OP)
Not a single conscious thought behind that face.
Anonymous
(ID: xhBchqht)
6/21/2025, 6:52:48 PM
No.508208568
>>508208737
>>508206786 (OP)
America's sheriff, keeping scum like laseranon off the streets and the rest of us safe from freaks like that. Thanks nigger.
Anonymous
(ID: NpjM/WVs)
6/21/2025, 6:53:03 PM
No.508208589
>>508208507
Except sucking baby heebs peepees. He looks like a fag kike
Sage
(ID: NpjM/WVs)
6/21/2025, 6:54:08 PM
No.508208672
>>508208832
Sage
Chitwood tongues my anus in Skyrim.
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 6:54:12 PM
No.508208676
My patience is little to short
Birb
(ID: 5P/NmU2m)
6/21/2025, 6:54:38 PM
No.508208718
>>508208875
>>508210402
>>508207451
>>508207594
WTF was it? Why did that anon get yeeted?
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 6:54:52 PM
No.508208737
>>508212379
>>508208568
Laseranon is free in the Alaskan wilderness, don't believe me feds? Check his cell right now!
Anonymous
(ID: ZaphFC96)
6/21/2025, 6:55:17 PM
No.508208765
>*removes the cap from a bottle and throws it into the organic trash can*
the fuck you gonna do about it?
Anonymous
(ID: SY/WknW6)
6/21/2025, 6:55:27 PM
No.508208780
>>508209227
>>508208162
Classic autogynephile. No wonder they found CP in his computer and had to say that the known 4chan hackers did it.
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 6:56:02 PM
No.508208832
>>508209227
>>508208672
Romania won't extradite you, it doesn't have to be in skyrim, you would just be banned from flying to the US
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 6:56:33 PM
No.508208875
>>508208991
>>508208718
We all know where chitwood lives, his email, phone number and all
Anonymous
(ID: bD45olHd)
6/21/2025, 6:57:39 PM
No.508208968
>>508206786 (OP)
yes officer, I think I just shat myself
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 6:58:00 PM
No.508208991
>>508208875
But hey, I am feeling extra merciful today, so Mr. Chitwood, don't worry, you adress will stay unrevealed for now
Anonymous
(ID: NpjM/WVs)
6/21/2025, 7:00:57 PM
No.508209227
>>508209341
>>508208780
No way, lmao!
>>508208832
Why would I want to visit the great Satan?
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 7:01:35 PM
No.508209277
>>508206786 (OP)
Hello officer chitwood, advice friend here, you should do those Chinese old people exercises instead of monitoring the board of love and peace named /pol/
Anonymous
(ID: /KF8vcLw)
6/21/2025, 7:02:28 PM
No.508209341
>>508209585
>>508209227
I already did that when Biden won. I flew to Mexico, hiked across the border, voted for Biden, walked back and flew back here
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:03:31 PM
No.508209430
Bringing me up as furer when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
How to even communicate this?
'Merikaatje will be furer as is I and (...) possibly someone else
Anonymous
(ID: bD45olHd)
6/21/2025, 7:04:53 PM
No.508209526
>>508209745
>>508207654
fucking plastic couch, how do you not sweat?
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:06:07 PM
No.508209619
What about my Dutch word?
Anonymous
(ID: PEWElh3I)
6/21/2025, 7:06:53 PM
No.508209676
>>508209726
>>508209813
>>508206786 (OP)
What u gonna do mutt i have rights
Anonymous
(ID: CZ7eYCh6)
6/21/2025, 7:07:51 PM
No.508209753
>>508206786 (OP)
I hope you outlive your kids
Anonymous
(ID: 1eWSdG4S)
6/21/2025, 7:08:01 PM
No.508209768
>>508206786 (OP)
The whole world is afraid of this guy!!
Did....did he hear me?
Sorry sir i mean yessir just for the news here sir
We having pizza do you want a slice sir?
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:08:29 PM
No.508209813
>>508209676
Gtfo ye have plenty of Dutch connections
Do Something !
It's TIME
Anonymous
(ID: eiY/lerS)
6/21/2025, 7:08:31 PM
No.508209819
>>508206786 (OP)
Yessir. Want to play a vidya game?
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:10:38 PM
No.508209992
>>508210057
Ick doe lecker nie
Zo van
Horen jullie dit?
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:11:18 PM
No.508210057
>>508209992
This is pathetic nei to accept Dutch here
Anonymous
(ID: xVb/t2uv)
6/21/2025, 7:12:27 PM
No.508210172
>>508206786 (OP)
Yes Sheriff Chitwood we just playing toys in our sandbox sir. Hope you have a wonderful day
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:13:29 PM
No.508210250
You simply can't be an English speaking board. In unacceptance of Dutch if the furer is here
Anonymous
(ID: ci9gH1Zl)
6/21/2025, 7:14:45 PM
No.508210351
>>508210543
>>508206786 (OP)
Didn't people get arrested by this guy for outing him as a massive homosexual? He would "arrest" you, and then during the pat down, he would drop and suck nuts. He called his operation, Cuff -n- Cocks.
Anonymous
(ID: ci9gH1Zl)
6/21/2025, 7:15:48 PM
No.508210431
>>508212418
>>508208414
I don't know anon...you sound pretty gay.
Anonymous
(ID: jMQBOM1l)
6/21/2025, 7:17:13 PM
No.508210543
>>508210351
a few anons said they would do you know to him and then since he's law enforcement he subpoenaed 4chan and the jannies gave up the IP's of the posters and if they lived in america they got sent to shitwood county jail
Anonymous
(ID: Ej0bz8Ve)
6/21/2025, 7:17:53 PM
No.508210588
>>508206786 (OP)
Yes sir, just supporting Israel.
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:21:14 PM
No.508210870
I can not in English, this
But the evil in this world forces me to
>In neiger full expensive Anglish
He ho
Anonymous
(ID: 87wtQzE6)
6/21/2025, 7:22:13 PM
No.508210949
>>508212663
>>508213441
>>508206786 (OP)
I will shoot chitwood tomorrow.
Anonymous
(ID: /Ws85EFf)
6/21/2025, 7:23:24 PM
No.508211034
I AM GONNA POOP ON CHITWOODS FACE> I WILL DROP A BIG STEAMER IN HIS MOUTH.
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:23:24 PM
No.508211035
Bâh
Hopefully soon it will be over w/ the corruptions and lies in this word
>Ye wa?
Gtfo
I am in my coutch in my own country. In my own locallity
Anonymous
(ID: J4Bg2hA2)
6/21/2025, 7:30:03 PM
No.508211567
I really can't in
>Cunt Anglish gebe me mine
Anonymous
(ID: 7lxpdWNh)
6/21/2025, 7:37:35 PM
No.508212201
>>508206786 (OP)
Why is the left like this?
Anonymous
(ID: NJfcSu0V)
6/21/2025, 7:39:49 PM
No.508212379
>>508208737
I fucking hope so. That nigga probably at the ICE LA protests with a laser and shit lmao
Anonymous
(ID: NJfcSu0V)
6/21/2025, 7:40:20 PM
No.508212418
>>508210431
Why support the police? They just make everything worse.
Anonymous
(ID: UGRDLTEl)
6/21/2025, 7:47:03 PM
No.508212932
>>508213441
ATTENTION FBI NSA CIA AND ALL OTHER SPOOK AGENCIES I AM GOING TO RAPE THE SHERIFF OF VOLUSIA COUNTY FLORIDA MICHAEL JUDE CHITWOOD WITH MY TITANIC BLACK COCK I REPEAT I AM GOING TO RAPE THE SHERIFF OF VOLUSIA COUNTY FLORIDA MICHAEL JUDE CHITWOOD WITH MY TITANIC BLACK COCK I AM GOING TO CUT OFF HIS LEGS AND ARMS THEN I AM GOING TO SEW HIS MOUTH TO MY ANUS I AM GOING TO MAKE HIM BLIND AND DEAF AND CUT OFF HIS NOSE SO THAT HE WON'T FEEL ANYTHING BUT THE TASTE OF MY SHIT
Anonymous
(ID: YCw5p7NB)
6/21/2025, 7:56:55 PM
No.508213702
>>508214073
I'm on public wifi. I could say it
Anonymous
(ID: mLm5Bszy)
6/21/2025, 8:00:21 PM
No.508213940
>>508207166
looking forward to your extradition lol
