Thread 508207488

Why did it cut out wtf come on dude

>>508207488 (OP)
based gingers

Kek, man it looks like some looney tunes shit.

Do tigers even fear anything?
If you come across one you're 100% dead?

>>508207488 (OP)
This gif is like 20 years old

>>508207488 (OP)
I hope the elephant is okay

>>508207488 (OP)
Iirc the pajeet on the elephant lost a finger or 2

>>508207488 (OP)
This video is older than OP

>>508207826
they fear YOU
that's why they attack, otherwise they'd ignore you but YOU will probably try to pul its tail or something retarded and get rightfully eaten out

bad kot

but seriously though, wtf do you even do in this situation?

>>508208324
Nothing, the cat want to play it's over.

>>508208324
Gouge his eyes and hope you can survive one or two swipes from him.

>>508208324
Die

>>508207488 (OP)
wow what a totally new footage

>>508207955
>>508208028
>>508208076
Okay, I didn't know that the webm is that old. But what I have posted now happened this year.

>>508207488 (OP)

I want to ride elephants and fight tigers that's dope as hell bharat bros hook me up

>>508208324
Grab it by the tail and hold on. Duh.

>>508208324
stick your fist down its throat and grab whatever you can. that's how you deal with a bear at least

>>508208324
You sure as fuck don't curl into a ball like this retarded nigger faggot pajeet. You make yourself as big and threatening as possible to bluff the tiger. If you fail, you die. Simple as.

>>508207488 (OP)
Indian tigers are small compared to Siberian russian tiger (the real tiger)
Also those jeets are short and tigers see them as prey
I'm 192 and 95kg, Indian tiger won't dare to attack

>>508208324
If you're Indian, raise your arms and hope the stench drives the tiger away.

>>508209016
Kek.

>>508207488 (OP)
holy crap that's terrifying

>>508208834
@grok is this true?

>>508208954
do russians keep tigers as pet like they do bears?

>>508209099
I heard that you are supposed to stick your thumb in a dogs asshole if he attacks you, maybe it works for tigers as well, maybe it pisses him off even more.

>>508207569
Gedditors think it's hilarious when videos cut right before the most interesting part. I haven't once laughed at that gimmick.

>>508207488 (OP)
That tiger must be starving and desperate to eat a filthy pajeet

>>508208834
this, but you gotta stick your head in there too for maximum effect.

>>508207955
This

>>508208677
>this year
This year could be six months ago faggot. Find some fresh fucking material. It's not like there's a shortage of jeets getting yeeted. Make a goddamned effort you lazy cunt.

>>508207569
It’s an old video, 20 years at least, in the full video he hurts the first jeet with his claws but the tiger keeps on running

>>508207488 (OP)
Tigers pretty smart for understanding the jeet is not part of the phant

>>508208324
just kick it in the head while it jumps at you. its a fucking animal, so it wont try to dodge. a good head kick makes you win the fight instantly. its that easy

>>508208899
Buddy I think he might have been maximally scared

>>508208324
You ride the tiger

>>508209099
It can help against pussy black bears who rarely attack humans and even if they do, they can be scared off with a simple scream. If it's a grizzly bear (an alias for brown/Russian bear) you're fucked. It will skin you off with a simple paw hit and then will start eating you alive.

>>508209464
>just kick it in the head
Google a tiger vs 3 pitbulls. A pitbull pounced the tiger in the head and the tiger instantly backed off a little and hit the nigger with a heavy paw.

>>508208954
>I'm 192 and 95kg, Indian tiger won't dare to attack
if you think a 600kg animal cares if you are 70kg or 100kg... lol. This is not a bar fight.

>>508209766
But what if he got that dog in him?

>>508209464
this is a hyperpredator running off instinct with 4x your muscle density and muscle that react faster than the cat can think (we can't do that)

>>508210082
Then they will get along, as cats and dogs are cartoon friends.

>>508207488 (OP)
Buy that tiger some colgate

>>508208677
OP's now posting videos of himself fucking animals. Disgusting.

>>508209210
apparently these niggers are 6-10 feet long not including the tail.
i think i like the eye gouge for this battle

>>508210242
The bystanders got him killed. Cat wasn't doing much more than tipping with his paw for fun. When they started throwing stones at the tiger, they killed the guy. The tiger felt danger to him and his toy and made an instinctive save move that they do with cubs too. They grab by the neck and carry to safety. Notice how the cat wasn't biting him in safety just chilling.

Dumb move everyone involved.

>>508210295
Youre just making it worse for yourself and all the other Suhkdeeps by being so obvious. If you had IQs higher than 76 you would have realized that by now

>>508208493
Kek

>>508208899
Lmao anon are you a cat?

>>508208324
Take the tigress out for a nice steak dinner and after that have hot sex with the big cat

>>508207488 (OP)
i remeber this gif from the late 90s

>>508208324
Scratch it's neck and pat it.

>>508208324
You hypnotically calm the beast with your blue eyes. Unfortunately this trick doesnt work for shitskins

>>508210877
right. so are tigers also in the habit of killing and eating their cubs when they get stones thrown at them?
>Notice how the cat wasn't biting him in safety just chilling.
that's because the video ended lol.

>>508208677
Kek. In Australia some animal rights activists set up hidden cameras in slaughterhouses to try and catch animal abuse. Rumours of beatingsz improper killing methods, tazers etc.
Instead what they got was hours of footage from multiple plants of workers fucking pigs.

>>508208324
its a cat ffs just give it some scratches

>>508208324
>if pajeet, shidd and fardd extensively

>>508211335
>brown eyes = prey
>blue eyes = predator
Other predators instinctively know this

>>508210242
Imagine your cat comes home and leaves a stinky dead jeet on your bed.

>>508211733
Does this bed have a sign that says dead pajeet disposal?

>>508208954
Indians cover themselves in cow shit so they smell like prey to the tiger.

>>508208324
>Tiger-fanatic Maqsood went to New Delhi Zoo in September 2014 to admire his favourite animal. But the 22-year-old, who is said to have been under the influence of alcohol, climbed into the white tiger enclosure - despite several attempts by zoo security to keep him away from the endangered animals.
I can't myself ever being in this situation

>>508209749
Yea terrifying they eat you from the stomach down once you stop fighting. Probably worst way to die maybe some cartel niggers can compete.

>>508207635
Tbh ive only meet two gingers in my life and both had nigger tier natty muscles and anger issues.

>>508207488 (OP)
based tigers , i hope they multiply and eat these rapists and scammers.

>>508208324
I'd rather be hit by a train than get dragged to a corner by a tiger and slowly eaten while you're still alive.

>>508211497
I saw a pov video of a guy fucking a female horse in the horse pussy it was disgusting but like 1% hot idk why but horse had a phat pussy i guess.

>>508208324
Don't be brown.

>>508208493
>gouge his eyes
that would may work on dogs or small cats. youre not gouging this machines eyes. his paw reach is longer than yours, he has inhuman reaction. for your little hands to even reach his head would take a big step but seeing this cat would aready have swiped your face with his nails and youre knocked out. then he crushes one of your legs and starts swiping your face more. as you cover your face with your hands, he snatches your arm with a jaw and snaps it in half.

>>508210242
redeemed

>>508207488 (OP)
That jeet was actually a park ranger. He got clawed a bit but recovered.

>>508209210
ass fingering tactic was proven to be absolutely infeffective. there was a footage of some dude running up to pitbull who attacked person, stick his fingers up his asshole and nothing changed, besides the fact that dudes hand now smells like shit

>>508211733
lol

dispose of it without the tiger seeing it, and don't show displeasment towards the cat.

>>508212199
> they eat you from the stomach down
not always. its most likely if a prey is too huge (think buffalo or smth else), they just try to grab by neck, which is difficult and dangerous (horns). they also may try chewing on legs, since theyre thin and very fragile. then the prey falls down and they feast from ass/stomach. if its something small like human, dog, smth else, they can probably clank thei jaws on your neck once and youre dead. then they eat from wherever they want, but since vicitim is killed, it doesnt care.

>>508209464
Wait, is this real?

>>508213520
Maybe the dog was gay and that's why it didn't work?

>>508207488 (OP)
Old, but a classic. Here's the slow-mo.

>>508208324
right hook to the jaw, knocking it unconscious

>>508207569
Should be bannable IF a fuller video exists.

>>508207826
They are hunter predators. If you're scared and trying to escape, they know you're prey and will try to eat you. If they think you're another predator hunter then they might still try to fight you for encroaching on their territory, but they'll be much more careful about it. When 2 tigers meet in the wild they'll usually have a standoff and one of them will bitch out and slowly back off. Just like when 2 housecats meet. If you stand your ground and intimidate it, then it won't immediately try to pounce on you. You can then slowly back off without turning your back and eventually the tiger will go away.
t. spent 7 years living in the Indonesian jungle off the grid.

>>508207488 (OP)
nigga this older than satan's dick

The tiger victoriously killed the filthy shit golem, sadly the tiger later went septic and died due to the high toxicity of pajeet blood and organs.

>>508208324
I'd listen to it, because that's what no-one ever did

>>508212870
that's lions. a tiger will just crush your neck quickly

>>508207962
I didn't even see it first, brave tiger.

>>508208324
I wear steeltoes so I'd put full retard strength into a kick and hope for the best, like 90% odds tiger'd be fine and maul me, but i'm a big guy, and full retard strength from a 6'5 aussie abroad who takes his adderral is nothing to sneeze at, these blundstones have seen some shit anon

>>508207488 (OP)
Based jeet held his ground.

>>508208324
pocket sand and run

Tigers don't like cinnamon.

>>508216681
I think those are spears and it was a primitive attempt at hunting

>>508208954
95kg at 192 what a twink

>>508208324
Pet the kitty cat but I am White so it is easy to tame any beast by being kind to it

>>508209464
IS THIS REAL?!

>>508207488 (OP)
Where's the rest of the vid, negro?

>>508210242
He had so many opportunities to pet the kitty it would have instantly disarmed any danger in situation him flailing around like a retard was not helping at all. He could have pet the kitty it would have rolled over on its back for good belly scratching and that would have been it. Dumb jeet

>>508208954
>russian tiger

That Jeet thought to himself, "Not today bitch. Not while I got this fucking elephant and my ass whipping stick".

>>508207488 (OP)
Shit. I hope that elephant was okay.

I wish I had an elephant.

I'd get drunk and ride that bitch through SE Detroit letting everyone know who's boss. Right down Gratiot and 7 mile with a cooler of Mad Dog 20/20, looking for black queens.

"WTF you gonna do nigga? I'll flip your donk and stomp you the fuck out."