Damn it feels good to be an American. All my electronics are cheap as shit, whenever I want to I can just Klarna a new OLED tv. Will I pay them back? Maybe. Who knows, I could use the bump from a 790 credit score to the 800s.

Meanwhile I can eat anything I want, have a great gym nearby to go work the calories off.

Plus as a retired military member I get a cozy pay check each month and medical for life (thank you VA).

It’s a good life. Oh, and every time I hear the news I think “who are we gonna fuck up now”. Seems like our pal Israel has finally kicked the teeth in of the middle east’s worst terrorist bully. GOOD. You can see the eastern shills on here and reddit just coping and seething. And they do so with gusto cause they are afraid of being sent to the front lines themselves to die terrible deaths.

Not me though. I shitpost online cause life is comfortable and I need something to fill the hours with.

Birds are chirping, skies are blue. Damn it feels good to be an American.

You're literally missing part of your penis.

>>508215094
Not me. I don’t support child genital mutilation. No society is perfect unfortunately, but we are all getting better.

You know my country is great when third world trolls can only muster “but b b b but circumcision” as their only come back

>>508214979 (OP)
>/MURICA/
It's not 1993 anymore you dumbshit neoboomer
jeff foxworthy aint on the teevee and credit scores only go to 800. now take your latest failed military recruitment attempt and FUCK OFF. NOBODY IS DYING FOR PISSRAEL

FUCK YEAH