Thread 508223538

>News
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14823593/Wayne-Bridge-shows-results-7-000-hair-transplant-having-procedure-boost-confidence-years-covering-baldness.html

any new pics of rafe's mum or sister?

pubes on the viagra again, someones gonna have to donate their arse

Any Edinburgh anon can go pick up Mr flappy shoes from the bus station?

>>508223678
i volunteer you as tribute

>>508223538 (OP)
Tbh, welcoming lads from nations which have decent facial here will do wonders for the gene pool.
The state of English hair is sad.

England u21s up 2-1

I reckon someone could save lily phillips
she's so dumb i think you could just delete her memories like a robot

int pube the one thats a heroin junky and couldn't even knock out his 50kg gf?

He's a sick and twisted mentally disturbed paedophile with an unhealthy obsession with children. He's samefagging right now btw.

I hate this country. I hate myself and I hate how weak we are.

https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/20/three-men-repeatedly-raped-12-year-old-girl-luring-asda-car-park-23464577/

>>508223678
>arse
you mean bellybutton

>>508223678
I can lend him my fleshlight,

>>508223726
>Mr flappy shoes
They're not flappy. The inner held together. The outer got done by a sharp rock.

>>508223845
you want me in your front hole?

>>508223902
Look I'm trying to scadge u a lift!

>>508223831
Always think it's fucked up that mulitple people collude to do this. They discussed it, planned it, did it. None of them said maaaate.

>>508223717
kek
to your health lad chin chin
>>508223629
you do realise the word "soap" itself is of arabic origin??

>>508223889
You think about that blue x-man when you're using that?

>>508223889
you sure you don't mind i'll ruin it for you?

>>508223982
ungrateful woman aint he

>>508223831
i don't want to fedpost but there will come a point where people are having 'charity meetings' like they do now about helping people access resources but it will be about how to hurt people like this and afterwards they will go and do it
it will be smart nominally middle class people

>>508223902
please just get yourself a pair of leather boots, ive got a pair of hundred quid karrimor leather hiking boots and ive walked all over the place, even went to an ancient lava field in tenerife and didn't slice my boots open on the obsidian ffs

>>508223805
What's the wh*tes to wogs ratio

>>508224063
N-no

I want to get leg lengthening surgery

>>508224055
Filtered

>>508223965
>in
too strong a word, but you can try

>>508224071
Go ahead lad. Gonna buy a shodan real doll anyway

>>508224046
yeh i try not to think about it too much as it's not just inbred asians that form these conspiracies
look at prince andrew
bet he was into some right shit

>>508224121
>please just get yourself a pair of leather boots
what the ones that go past the new and a pair of tight short shorts? maybe he'll have an easier time getting a lift then

>>508224121
I love my Salomon's. Comfiest boots I ever owned and I like the locking lace eyes. I'll buy another pair on Thursday. The grip on these is worn out anyway. This was going to be their retirement walk.

Everyone is willing to fight each other at service stations (and never show).
I'm ashamed at this community. One of our brethren is stuck requiring aid and all you do is mock his spastic sticks..

>>508224286
it's alright baby ill make it fit

>>508224285
you should focus more about filtering the water in your bathtub before the your disgusting filthy detritus blocks your entire council block's plumbing

>>508224358
I keep my thumbtacks in mine

>>508224358
>Milky pennies

>>508224440
make love not war at service stations

>>508224159
Could be better, there isn't enough diversity

>>508224433
>what the ones that go past the new

esl moment?

>>508224102
They won't do shit. I'm sorry it's come to this but that's it. How long has the paki rape been going on with absolutely no action.

>>508224548
preferably out of sight in the disabled loos please
thanks

>>508224583
knee ffs

>>508224593
gayboy already has a spot picked out ffs

>>508224253
Not worth it just be king of the manlets like god intended

>>508224588
ts eliot felt the same when he wrote the wasteland
just before major spazz out

Should I steal the £14 loot box someone left for a hiker behind the bus shelter?

>>508224434
I got some £100 Merrells that have been bulletproof. Had some £40 hitecs, the sole came off while doing training walks, lucky it happened then as I was going to Wales shortly after.

don't make em like this anymore

scarpa
versace
ferrari
the list goes on

nobody "gets" luxury like the wops

>>508224763
Leave it

>>508223538 (OP)
I remember a few months ago I came on here and learned about narcissists

I've learned a lot since then. In my case, the issue wasn't ever the narcissist and I knew this to be the case. I was actually the person with OCD. I became stuck for years.

>>508224811
I wear merrel moabs when I don't need boots. Good shoe.

>>508224742
still waiting on that bus?

>>508224253
I’m 5’7’’ with a wife and kids don’t worry about it

>>508224828
the soil they grow them in has less minerals

>>508224690
it was more a request that i should not have to witness it than an invitation

but well done you did a funny, have some karma gold good boy points

>>508224848
I'm going to. I'm not poor or a cunt.

>>508224763
Use it to haggle for carriage in Edinburgh.
I think you are a bit optimistic with the valuation tho.

>>508224588
I'm half and half, I know the hatred is there and people are absolutely boiling mad about the injustice but those same people I see will then immediately reorient conversations to talk about the football, love island, about their night out. Give it a couple of weeks and the Casey report will be out of the News cycle and the 'average' person will have forgotten about the mass rape of hundreds of thousands of our girls by foreign men that we never were asked or wanted here.

Has there even been a protest on the scale of the Palestinian London protests, in response to the rape gangs?

>>508224811
>doing training walks
this nigga practicing walking tf

>>508224828
Don't your feet get hot as fuck in those?

>>508224896
Fuck you! Cuntybaws.

>>508224690
He's a fuckpig in rehab for getting bummed too much

from the victorious battle of stamford bridge to the battle of hastings the anglo saxons walked 90 miles a day for 3 days and famously won the battle against william the conquerer by allowing him to win on a technicality

Never served.
What boots do they give u in the army?
Can you use your own, I'm guessing not..

>>508225046
>preferably out of sight
never took him for being shy tho

>>508224564
Weird that innit
Womens wogball is mostly wh*te as well

>>508224979
It's a 500. Pretty sure they're £14. Haven't bought gas in ages though, stocked up a fuckload during COVID.

>>508224990
I go to a fairly steep hill half a mile long in woodlands and walk up and down it with a 20kg backpack to simulate hiking. I also do treadmill at max incline.

>>508224855
do you check all your locks before going to sleep and have intrusive thoughts about dirt under the oven etc?

ocd can be pretty debilitating

>>508224904
i'm 5'11" and was never insecure about my height until about 2017 when every girl started putting "if you're under six foot swipe left" on their tinder bios

if only god had blessed me with that extra inch

at least my willy is a fair way above average so swings and roundabouts i guess

>>508225137
you train in flip flops to practice beachhead invasion

>>508224910
tf are you on about
already squiffy are ya?

>>508225164
Do they let you toddle on buses with gas cylinders.
Bit of a terrorist risk no?

>>508225164
A campingaz small one is like £9 so £14 for bigger one sound cheap.

>>508225263
less nutrients in the soil
you'd need 5 pairs of boots to match the victorians

>>508225037
nah they actually keep the foot cooler than the synthetics they use these days
>>508225084
creep

>>508225211
>i simulate hiking in case i ever come across a real hill!

>>508224990
>this nigga practicing walking tf
Fucking toddlers giving me footwear advice. Only on Brit/pol/
Finally on the bus. Got the front seat too.

>>508225259
SBS launching raids in Crocs

>>508225111
they had to consult VAR to determine whether the arrow to Harrold's eye was from offside

>>508225365
>>508225413
get yer nob out

>>508225084
Corrr.
A jaw made for grinding grain.
Truly neolithic.

>>508225212
The women saying that shit don’t deserve your time or attention mate

What sort of thing do you think it would take for the government to shut down the internet?

>>508225037
They do. That's why they get blisters. Fuck doing long multiday walks in leather.

>>508225435
crocs are snappy, and the raid needs to be snappy
it makes perfect sense logistically and from a warfighting perspective from a clausewitzian perspective

>>508225356
take that as a yes then

>>508225413
fuck i missed the opportunity on a joke

>>508224964
Good lad.

>>508225451
the lone berserker on the bridge at stamford was sent off for not wearing regulation shin pads

grindr bus? grindr bussy

>>508225511
yeh took a while to realise that though

>>508225668
come over and suck me x

>>508225544
soft footed quare detected

>>508225352
>campingaz
Terrible. They don't work in the cold. Coleman extreme is what you want. Especially when high camping.

>>508225749
what is it that is being grinded
what is it that is being tindered
what is it that is being bumbled
what is it that is being okcupided

>>508225827
>what is it that is being grinded
your arse cheeks when you get here x

>>508224548
service station showers make good cottaging spots... so I've heard.

>>508224358
That's how Bonnie pays for things

>>508225668
heard that boudiccea was also using doping agents
the whole of history is basically highly unsportsmanly

>>508225881
being gay is only funny in a christian society
so think on

>>508225840
>£25
rookie numbers
I once won 800 in a monthly draw

>>508225840
minted

>>508225963
how about we compromise and you just dress up as a quiet church girl

>>508225929
boudiccea was the first spazzout
tommy lead the troops down to the WW1 war memorial and set fire to camulodunum as he got a taxi to the airport

>>508225802
they come in different propane/butane mixes, forgot which one works better in the cold

>>508225972
cor womens tauromachia like regular bullfighting but improved because the bums on display are even joocier

>>508226078
Bit noncey that

>>508225929
heard you're a horlicks quaffing keanecel who got done over by stardawg and san miguel

>>508226182
i didnt think it was? could've said catholic school girl or something

>>508225407
>don't train for something just go walking in the mountains get tired and stuck

>>508226350
how do you get tired by walking lmao it's like the one thing humans are naturally good at

>>508225212
>do you check all your locks before going to sleep and have intrusive thoughts about dirt under the oven etc?
>ocd can be pretty debilitating
I couldn't count the rituals. I wasn't obsessed about checking, but things needed to "feel right". If they didn't, not days, not weeks, not months, but my life was ruined. I didn't know how to behave. I'd lose my moral compass, certainty and become a retard. All because I didn't lock the door "the right way".

I would say I'd spend 30% of the day performing rituals. When it started affecting how I typed on a keyboard, it become impossible. I couldn't even use the computer as I wanted to. Sometimes I spent 30 minutes pressing a button the right way. Currently treating it.

>>508226096
heard that cromwell was methed off his tits too. really gave the winning edge at naseby

>>508226298
Some of the women in my church are alright and they always sit right in front of me to distract me from jesus
when we do the sign of peace and go on to the 'have mercy on us *2' 'grant us peace'
i always forget the lyrics

>>508225972
why can't women do anything without getting their arse out?

>>508225802
If its too cold for a gas burner to work I'm probably not gonna be hiking desu. I do want do some of Scotland in snow but seems like a right pain desu.

>>508226298
I'm sure you'd actually catch fire if you set foot in a church

>>508226455
im sorry man its just getting off hasn't been getting me off lately
not like feeling empty afterwards or anything but the actual ejaculation
just feel nothing
horny all the time

>>508226223
what's a keanecel?

and stardawg? don't give me stardog. i don't like it. it's killing the mandem. give me cali. give me flavours lad.

ran out of butter for my mash. Used a bit of olive oil instead. Job's fucked.

For me it's the inevitable wave of retards being completely mindbroken by suped up chatbots

>

>>508226414
I'm not gonna walk for 20 miles in the middle of fuck all up and down hills without checking I can do it first.

>>508226486
ok

>>508226508
We've all been there, the days becomes a wank-a-thon
like you've been in a cave and switch a light on and see all the mushrooms suddenly but the mushrooms are infinity wanks

>>508226550
they are strains not flavours
Hate you younglings

>>508226550
stupid newfag

>>508226416
good to hear you've found help lad
some people get ocd and have noncey thoughts pop into their head uncontrollably so they off themselves

>>508226614
Use milk next time. Or an egg.

False flags icumen in

>>508225084
that's a big 'ol jaw

Corbyn is peddling OLD NEWS, the world has moved on

>>508226643
https://youtube.com/shorts/VSwcDHS1PpU?si=qAvOleK7w6Wc8PWD

You know it's over when older women (30s and 40s) are calling you handsome. I don't think I've ever been complimented by a girl my age

>>508226780
could possibly have been better than starmer and bojo
probably not though, probably much much worse

>>508226684
just explain what a keanecel is ffs
>>508226762
what can i say, noble genes in my family

>>508226700
>Or an egg.
not this shit again last time we did this one a lad ended up getting anal herpes

>>508226882
girls your age are terrified of giving you casus belli
you're handsome and the sooner you accept that the sooner we can all move on with our lives

>>508226951
what's she doing fuck me eyes for
hetty would get it

>>508226922
>they keep the UK moving
debunked

>>508227032
hotty and honry

>>508225972
Female matadors? that's obscene

If you want some decent boots for work/hiking Haix GTX commanders are usually around £60 in good condition in surplus shops, over £200 if you were to buy brand new. I've got 3 pairs and as long as you wax them once a month they'll last years.

>>508226840
Got some El Patron and a few joints of Bruce Banner left.

>>508226957
Well pubes horny....

>>508226900
Might have instituted actual change instead of continuation of status quo with a few minor policy changes.

>>508226922
Wog. Darky. Scab. Rapefugee. Boatcoon. Human bioweapon.

>>508227134
hi

>>508226780
Just remember: the country could have stopped the mass raped in Britain of White Working class girls by Pakistani men.

But that would have been Racist.

>old moot cider advert with some wograp backround music
>followed up by primark advert with all male nogs
continue to be sick of it

>>508227000
Why won't a woman my age ever fucking start a conversation with me then? The milfs are keen for the sosij. I just want a lass younger than me

>>508225972
me on the right

>>508227132
i used to love silver haze ngl
white widow back in the day too

>>508226687
I've been told it's on par with schizophrenia. I've refused to believe I was that unwell but honestly, I am. If people saw me doing 360s in front of my door and being told "I need to lock it right" as the reason, they would consider me clinically insane

>>508227131
people need to understand something ok
the boots don't matter
it's just a frame for the feet
you could do anything in trainers or barefoot
caring about boots is homosexual, buying good boots, wanting to be comfortable is gay
wear pe plimsoles
the body can handle it
suffering is good
you won't die if your feet are in pain

>>508227134
can't he just bum a young tranny lad off discord like usual?

>>508227238
it's the jews

>>508227223
just turn it off lad
>>508227238
>expecting women to approach you
ngmi

>>508227276
I will always swear by Jack Herrer.
Its considered old stale genetics these days.
>>508227238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv48zJSkAZM

>>508227291
>you won't die if your feet are in pain
you'll want to though, good daps will prevent that

>>508227276
best I can do is a gram of mamba

>>508227291
and if you do die
is there a better reason to die than 'he refused to be gay'

>>508227223
Ah yes, the big sweet cider drinking demographic: coons

>>508226951
>he made you, suck?

>>508227383
wanting to die is part and parcel

Sad to see what has become of our hallowed tripfags

>>508227425
i remember that scene

>>508227327
Brilliant feedback, useless namefag. If I'm handsome why don't I have a girlfriend? I'm not getting a milf girlfriend fuck that shit

>>508227287
i talked to a guy in a psych ward once with an abusive dad who would check every lock in his house 6 times every night before bed
people didn't realise back then how damaging the thing is

>>508227468
the jews did this

>the balloon caught fire and the pilot attempted a first landing. Not far from the ground, 13 people including the pilot jumped off. The lighter load allowed the balloon to float back up and the remaining people perished in the fire or attempting to jump from much higher.

https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/1936515675867972071

>>508227291
>foot comfort walk for longer
>grip on soles don't slip over
>ankle support don't roll your ankle

Boots are not a muchness.

>>508226951
They come alive when no ones looking like in Toy Story

>>508227363
>>expecting women to approach you
Yeah mate I'm going to walk over to a group of lasses and get humiliated in front of them. Might just become a faggot

>>508226922
>so we keep them moving
Yep. Moving on out. Goodbye.

>>508227468
start impersonating a police officer women love a man in uniform

>>508227442
not until you've discovered all the real secrets to life

>>508227372
that was good about ten years back
then it was gelato, biscotti, birthday cake

mento breath is a big one right now

it's all just silly marketing at the end of the day

wish i could travel back in time and try thai stick or acapulco gold

>all this boot talk
i stg i could get any of these brincels in my bed just by promising to take them shoe shopping tomorrow

>>508227540
Boots should be bought casually, almost embarrassed, like buying a condom at 16
people shouldn't be proud of their boots but ashamed of their feet

>>508227593
can you get to glasgow?

Rachel S'jet sounds like an absolutely crestfallen cheerleader monger

>>508227663
Yeah

>>508227663
think you'll get some kind of affiliate link for those boots if you talk hiim into it or smth

>>508227632
i want to go back to my teenage years
but when i think about my teenage years i wanted to die all the time and every future i saw was just another means of dying quicker

>>508227758
hi

>>508227632
I've heard eating one of these opens you up to the matrix but I've never had the balls to try it desu

>>508227523
New fear unlocked

>>508227658
You have to take me shoe shopping to get my pants off

>>508227447
Stubs

>>508227770
I'm a go getter.

>>508227832
you take your pants off to try on shoes?

>>508227634
Yeah I got some Royal Jelly last week which is a jellybreath clone.
Was decent like but not a touch on something like Northern Lights.
Whatever anons are enjoying I grape/grain or flower you have a good evening. Gonna go troll elsewhere the rest of the evening.

>>508227802
i wonder how many dead soldiers are dead because of wrong place wrong time and they thought exactly like me

>>508227506
Heart sank a little when I read that. Mine is due to abusive family, too. There's a guy in my office who has it too. Now that I'm getting it treated, seeing people with it is devastating. It's one of the hardest things to treat because it feels real. Just like schizos.

If I DON'T sneeze the right way, the narcissist WILL get the ick and I WILL lose them. I just didn't learn if that is all it takes, it is not meant to be. Not with parents, not with a girl. Shouldn't need to live life this way to appease someone malignant.

>>508227830
Story time

Years ago my uncle was supposed to be going in a hot air balloon but for whatever reason he didn't and the balloon drifted into a powerline and everyone on board died

fuck the japanese, in particular the actions of their warships onto british civilian ships retreat from singapore

banned from brantano for life

>>508228039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIyM4OSCCdA

Japs are just Asia's British

the best equipped warships of the time were the japanese and they fired on unarmed british ships fleeing from singapore murdering thousands

>>508228243
i've never met a jap i liked

i want to get higher

>>508228071
:o

>>508228316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI

>>508227986
>And that uncle's name? Adolf Hitler

>>508227822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChgIkbg0x80
spare yourself

>>508228316
you tried the old hangwank trick?

>>508226238
Cor

the world should destroy the japanese isles

>>508227986
Story time

Years ago I was invited to go on a hot air balloon ride and we all had a lovely time and no-one died

>>508228358
yes bro

>>508228415
did you know there's an island in greece women aren't allowed to visit?

Lads, Lads, the government really needs to start clamping down on the mass gang rape and deport the Muslims doing this because you know why?
Because it gives the Right wing ammunition to be racist and according to Asmongold the next Hitler could rise and that would be really bad.

>>508228375
He has an ice cream named after him now

>>508226762
This character was definitely based upon him

>>508228597
i went to greece, lindos
i put my feet in that fish tank that gives you aids and paid for a beautiful woman to massage my feet 3 days in a row

>>508228556
Larp. You've never even been up a ladder

>>508226882
>You know it's over when older women (30s and 40s) are calling you handsome.
Cor get some milf fanny lad

>fatty bitchtits gonna do something with his life
Any day now

>>508228556
Mad lad. I bet you'd do a bungie jump if the opportunity arose

>>508228644
we need to make it harder to be a libtard than it is easier to be a libtard
a short march through the institutions

>>508228841
no, I am what you might call a 'biglad'

>>508228868
Start breaking them on the wheel

>>508228556
just before covid i got a helicopter ride as a birthday present
i booked it and forgot
the helicopter ride got coughed off
then they said tickets were invalid because too much time had passed when they started running them again

>>508227593
toughens you up pal

>>508228839
Lot
Of
Things
Cooking

>Let a couple of niggers use my bed for sex.
Need some relationship advice

>>508228990
If all that is holding back extreme violence is the opinions of retards then extreme violence will happen

>>508229196
'don't do that because we'll hold a meeting and social pressure'
bruh

>>508227907
northern lights is a good one

bought some stuff off a dodgy guy a few months back i swear was sprayed with spice. nasty shit. high felt awful

>>508228839
How's your nan?

>>508229266
Picrel

>>508226900
i kind of feel like he could have been our Bernie. I don't believe Corbyn would be jailing white brit protesters and hurt word posters over rapists. The Tories fucked up by driving him away and having someone even worse replace him

>>508224329
they were eastern europeans

>>508227967
hope you're getting the help you need mate
there are ways to improve your mental state. ask for meds but don't rely on them completely. replace your rituals with matras and meditation. that helped me a lot.
like "i am clean, i am safe, i love myself"
helps with eccessive handwashing etc

>>508229407
it was an israeli coup in hindsight
but honestly it still might have been worse
it's just endless poison

>>508223765
I’m offering myself to the first all whit nation to successfully deport all browns. Get to going, I couldn’t go bald if I tried and had a beard at 14.

>>508224588
60s/70s

>>508229292
Its the daddy of the silver haze you like genetics wise.

>>508229041
Quite a few of those vouchers are bullshit, have to use within a year but then only dates available are really awkward times and 3 in the year.

>>508229266
Now why on earth would it be unsafe?

alri la
got a suck off a sxc goth lass in a pub in widnes before corrrr and then got a lift home in me mate's lush brand new mercedes benz
#luxurylife

>>508229266
Yes quit, is getting raped worth it?
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
So she knows it's 'unsafe' and the only way a closed hotel can be unsafe like this is because the people there are dangerous, is it worth it being raped, being abused for the sake of a shitty job?
Go sign on if the alternative is to be raped. Honestly how fucking stupid are people in this country?

>ID
>glad
am in glad lads

>>508229565
i wish i were you

>>508229509
i got a wim hof experience as a birthday present so i went out with a towel and trunks but i couldn't find the venue
i didn't bring my phone for maps so sperged and pretended it got cancelled
they bothered me for months asking me to rebook so i just kept saying 'yea' until they forgot

>>508229617
you're a glad lad

>>508229659
>not allowed
They bloody well are allowed.

>>508229673
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/412149592/#q412154395

>>508229659
>oh i forgot to say i'll be doing a meet and greet for refugees in london next weekend

>>508229492
interesting stuff
am in rehab though
for the ketamine and booze mind
probably will go back to shrooms and the occasional spliff after a year or two of sobriety though. those drugs are healing under the right pretext and conscious usage

>>508228553
Is this lingling posting?

>>508229659
kek

>>508229653
>>508229687

>>508229523
Trip hazards everywhere

>>508229775
she's malding because i'm drinking
but she malds at literally anything
haven't had a day in seven years where she isn't malding over something completely retarded

>>508229867
always looked mannish to me

>>508229773
Stay clear of weed its just not good if your minds of a certain way.
Any other advice is disingenuous.

>>508229843
They'd have a decent chance with Citizens Advice and dragging this out

>>508229843
If she takes it to a solicitor willing to hear her out she can get the employer in a lot of shit.

>>508229867
very beautiful

lmao

>>508229843
hire someone to punch the managers of the hotel in the face

am in rehab for pies
might go back to sosij rolls in a year or two

>>508229919
every guy i know who has had a chinese gf says the same
they're snappy and overbearing like mothers apparently
wouldn't know myself... never dated an oriental

>>508229843
Cleaners are the most retarded people to have to deal with it's insane. 2 hours a day pushing a mop around is like auchwitz to these people

>>508230081
god i hate r*ddit so much
Like an actual deep hatred of it

>>508230089
>me when I think about the future of Britain for more than 3.14 seconds

>>508230134
always forin

>>508230081
>they murdered her and she finished her shift
that's such a nice way of putting it

>>508229936
i know mate
it sends people loopy
before i checked into this place i was on over an Oz a week but didn't get any psychotic symptoms. it was more the constant chest infections that were the problem

>>508230081
Yeah that's the problem with the modern legal system a lot of Solicitors are Muslims or are sympathetic so they will advise taking legal action in these cases even if she is 100% justified in doing so.

>>508230200
clearly didnt clean it well enough or else she'd still be here the slag

>>508230244
Why did you have an old paki man in your flat?

>>508230193
Mostly but the Whites are just as bad

>>508230124
it's not like 'have a good day and no mald'
it's more like
'do everything perfect and the tiniest thing will be the same intensity of mald as major fuck up'

>flee the country and have sex with prostitutes
major mald

>leave the back door open and a fly gets in
major mald

>a spec of dust on a pan
major mald

>>508230315
Probably said he wasn't too much of a fan of Israel

>>508230081
yea I'm calling live action role play on this one

>>508230111
based and greggspilled

>>508230372
yeah
>>508230407
i'd imagine so

>>508229921
based

>>508230027
thats a man

>>508230375
Abandon ship

>>508230365
Oz? that's short for ounce you dribbling buffoon

the sun just committed genocide against us lads

>>508230375
You were right about that ending, fucking fantastic.

>>508230378
The "espionage" bit makes me think he was.

>>508230299
when i was a teen i went to watch a play my friend was playing in
she was a hotel cleaner and it was about hotel cleaners discovering dead bodies
i remember paying money to go and watch in this shitty theatre, for transport etc
and then she said to me in front of everyone that she was impressed i was able to attend and figure everything out
basically made out i was a retard, after all that

>>508230532
fuck you and your subversive shit kys

>>508230315
kek didn't it say he's algerian or something too?
>but he has a passport

>>508230625
it's really a terrorist campaign all of this climate shit.

>>508230625
DDDIIIIIIIIMMMMM IIIITTTT!

>>508230573
It is just Z now old man

>>508230649
for me it's imagining all the pricks saying 'no you can't' and danny boyle being like
oh can't i

>>508230666
filtered

>>508230713
fair.
I do usually say Z and 8 and Q
assumed i was talking to a vet

>>508230661
did you get it shagged
>>508230700
>>508230712
we must block the sun

>>508230666
LMFAO
its literally a man you tit
hunter schafer is a tranny

>>508230081
>coworker got stabbed to death with a screw driver
>dumb cunt continues to work there

she must really love scrubbing toilets for min wage.

>>508230657
In that case he'll be released and they'll quietly apologise

>>508230268
*against taking legal action

>>508230780
no, all the worst people i knew from college got the best lives
fame and fortune

might gibs up the drinkin
start now, or in july?

>>508230800
fuck
fuck
fuck
tbf you can't smell a photo

>>508230806
either larp or some sea monkey boriswaver
>>508230851
cruel world, cauld

>>508230876
you've already started

>>508230876
giving up drinking is cucking to drinking
it should be as careless as taking off a shoe
just don't drink for a while and if you do don't beat yourself up
and if you don't don't praise yourself

>>508230912
>tbf you can't smell a photo
we can smell yours you smelly pajeet

>>508230625
Probably closer to 35 and due to typhus

>>508230943
indeed

>>508230912
also as far as trannies go that's the most passing one i've yet seen

>>508230963
i gues so
>>508230985
am not doing it cos im alcoholic or something
wanna get in shape not that im a fat cunt or anything but there's a danger of that

>>508231026
looks more of a woman than your sis

>>508231034
the key is to be completely retarded

>>508230716
Fucking kek. It is the only ending in years that has me thinking, And truth be told it is probably more realistic than anything else anybody could suggest.

>>508230997
beats the smell of mould, stale sweat, and boiled cabbage your post reeks of

We will have to beat up the Americans

top 3 threats to britain:
>rise of the farage far right
>the sun
>bankers and bonuses

>>508231144
it's so fucking funny as well that jack o connell agreed to it
he's a legend for that

>>508230985
yeah it's sad when you hear people counting the days since their last drink

>>508231134
respectfully, hang yourself in your garage. preferably tonight

>>508231196
what about bedroom dwelling brincels?

Ye CUNT ANGLISH
Of Course we will have to beat them up
(...) days are over
Even in cunt history

>>508231026
what do you mean he's got classic gay guy face

>>508231196
you forgot:
>blocko

>>508231229
>>508231263
subset of farage far right

>>508231205
addicted to slavery
there was a former meth addict youtuber who spoke about this
i'll try find the video

>>508231259
i probably looked at the photo for less than 3 seconds
also tbf there are plenty of women that have beards and shit
gender is a weird thing

>>508231196
You forget the mould

>>508230851
1 Timothy 6
>by reaching out for this love some have been >led astray from the faith and have stabbed >themselves all over with many pains

that shit doesn't last long though, they're going to be miserable soon

>>508231381
nowt wrong with falling for a passoid lad dont worry

New thread

>>508231161
thats all coming from you lad

>>508231398
kek true

Ey
We are
(O gawd I even need to in nigger cunt satanic aNGLISH. mAY gOWD HALP ME NOW)

>>508231398
there's a place near wrexham called mold lmao

Got some interesting news for you lads

>>508231205
he deleted his channel but his name was cgkid

>>508231381
Ur mums got two beards and I've seen both

>>508231501
go on lad

>>508231501
Well? Spit it out!

>>508231477 (Me)
Ja sorry, also my keyboard. The false capitals
(:

>>508231501
Got a reverse prince Albert?

>>508231425
i know, and i know we win in the end
but like the psalms i'm allowed to seethe

>>508231435
bake it then

>>508231655
>>508231655
>>508231655
New new new

New
>>508231680

Went to Alton Towers today and it was 30% Somalian

>>508231701
>dubs
Will use that one

ffs typical you all wait too long to bake and then we get threadsplits

absolute state of this place