bross... thinking about joining the military

50k for cryto investment so you are a millionaire by the time your contract ends

banging qties like lujan every other weekend (my hs buddy joined the army and he tells me there are lots of girls dtf!)

crazy benefits at the end too. its better than college for sure

i don't care about israel or iran lol but passing up on all these goodies... seems like a bad move. like really the worst move. your be set for life

you get security clearance too so you can get a cushy job working at starlink or tesla or microsoft even if you have basic IT skills lol

man its too good to pass. plus you get to make pres trump proud and he really needs our support these days. breaking an old man's heart over memes isn't right :/

praise KEK!

>>508232277 (OP)
You belong with your kind

>>508232277 (OP)
Not joining.
Not getting drafted.
Not happening.

>>508232277 (OP)
Hope you're not a white guy thinking all of that is true, but it's highly likely you are because you're a total fucking retard. You should enlist, there are many like you already there!

>>508232277 (OP)
I have to constantly warn Zoomers that the Army enlistment bonus is mainly a scam, they'll do everything to take it away from you. 99% of guys that sign up for it never see it.

Only ones I've heard to receive bonuses and keep them are nuke rates in the Navy not Army, but being a nuke rate sucks.

>>508232277 (OP)