Thread 508238088

we were this close to a civil war

>>508238088 (OP)
The Adjustment Bureau had to step in and alter the timeline ever so slightly.

>>508238088 (OP)
all my years of shitposting and other things led up to trump turning his head like 1 centimeter

>>508238088 (OP)
I hate cobblers

>>508238088 (OP)
It’s so unbelievable that I still think it was staged

We would all be better off if the retard hadn't missed

I just had a dream about an attempt, a plot to kill him!

I sat and I watch him watching the plotting occur, he was just watching and looked at me who was also watching them all and wondering why he hasn't made a move!

Then I saw a yellow large snake in the grass moving slowely z almost undetected, and I thought shit it's meant to poison Trump, but then he looked at it and smiled! He knew it was there, the ones plotting did not.

The snake was the friend and was going to strike and kill those who were plotted to kill him!
The snake had telepathic powers, it talked to me in my dream, I remember thinking how beautiful it was and it made it happy, it told me she will kill them all, the plotters.

>>508238396
Stop talking crazy.
Everyone knows ear cartilage stands up well against high caliber rounds, and that octogenarians recover from injuries in record time.
Why else would his ear have healed without so much as a scar within a week of the shooting?

>>508238698
YOU MISSED KIKE LMAO

>>508238088 (OP)
good thing he survived
otherwise people would have claimed trump would have been the new coming of jesus for the next 1000 years

now that he survived, he is just shown to be a normal inept israeli politician

i think he wanted to be dead in comparison, so he would be remembered as larger than life figure, a God. instead of whatever normal politician failure is actually going on.

>>508238088 (OP)
It's really interesting that a conservative did this

>>508238088 (OP)
Now we are directly headed to ww3. Good job!

100% mossad or ukraine did this, remember person they tried to memory whole

>>508238088 (OP)
>Lardass cuckservatives civil war
kek

>>508239057
not surprising. you would feel more pain if someone you supported did something to betray you or that he thought was betrayal.

>>508238088 (OP)
fake and gay

>>508238088 (OP)
>>508238186
>>508238224

>>508238088 (OP)
nothing would have happened

>>508238698
It was also his reaction afterwards. He didn’t seem all that phased at all. You would think someone that close to death would be more shocked, or try to make light of it as a coping mechanism or something, idk. Just seemed off

>>508238396
Anyone who believes anything is real in this masonic world needs their head examined

>>508238088 (OP)
I felt like it should have been a bigger deal than it was or something.

did anyone ever make an AI or CGI animation of what it would have looked like if it actually hit? surprising if not, but maybe its illegal to make such a video so who knows

There wouldn't have been a civil war, as there wasn't even a proper insurrection

You fat Amerifucks can't do shit properly
and you know that

>>508239666
if i9t happened to biden or any democrat there would be completely different reaction. the media would start the brainwashing campaign pushing for big changes and having a huge reaction to it.

>>508238088 (OP)
You would have had another “martyr” like JFK. Except it would be even more polarizing. Good that it did not happen.

>>508239769
you had fidel castro's son until last month lmao

>>508239577
It's how white men react to real adversity

>>508238088 (OP)
We were so close to:
>no market manipulation through tariffs for the jew lobby
>no tax relief for the rich
>no war plans leaks through chats
>no help to israel
>no war with iran

>>508238088 (OP)
I dont see a civil war have happened. MAGA cucks would whine and complain and then go about their day while the elites carted in Nikki Haley in a BLM style GOP convention who would have lost to Kameltoealla, and then would have handed us over to Sino Techno Corporate slavery... fuck we are still headed to that direction after Trump leaves office

>>508238088 (OP)
And now we're in a Middle East war instead. Sad!

>>508239958
retail bought the dip and kikes have been kvetching ever since. go check stock prices they're close to ATH.

>>508239958
Kackling Kamala would have signed off on every one of those things....

>>508238908
If trump bit the big one, any discussion of Trump would be derailed by a high def picture of his head exploading on live television and end all discussion.

It would truly be the darkest timeline

>>508240070
What the fuck are you talking about?
Trump is in the same boat as all the evil kikes and shabboy goyim that rule us.
Get real

>>508238088 (OP)
Keep dreaming jew

>>508238088 (OP)
more like that close to being free of this fucking retard

>>508238088 (OP)
Ok but seriously how the fuck did he get a grazing wound on his ear and there's no damage? I try not to think about this shit because I know I'm just going to lose my mind. And it was in great condition within a week, so it's not like some really good cosmetic surgeon went to work on it.

>>508240154
>retail bought the dip
they are kikes too

>>508240189
>b-b-but kamala..
Keep coping

>>508238088 (OP)
It's all fake and gay. Staged bs that won him the election

>>508238088 (OP)
Anyone heard from Yearick yet? It's almost been a year

>>508238088 (OP)
Fake as fuck you sheep’s will believe anything

>>508239757
https://youtu.be/davCb8gwqm8

>>508240996
the irony

>>508238088 (OP)
Just goes to show, no matter how improbable, the outcome that results in nothing happening is what will happen, even if it seems downright impossible

>>508240896
good question

>>508238396
You think?
Lmao

>>508240823
OP I don't know what you did but for some reason theres an army of bots here now

>>508238186
based dickhead

>>508238088 (OP)
Nothing would have happened

>>508238396
It wouldn't surpuse me.

>>508239553
Fuck you

Nothing ever happens. Just look at pakistan, iran, ukraine, afghanistan and everything else. Your civil war would end in like 5 seconds when the first person got punched in the face because suddenly everyone would realize that shit's ass.

>>508238396
Everything is a fake plastic publicty stunt in the Jewnited States of Jewmerica. They D&C us because if both civilian democrats and republicans united they would be absolutely fucked. If everyone saw the greater evil of this world and saw how common minded we are overall, the jews would never have made the federal reserve or caused a gorillion wars in the last century. We're talking hundreds of millions of lives, tens of millions of white lives. A literal genocide of whites as several generations are destroyed in some bullshit war every decade. Replaced like they are now doing in Ukraine. You can't vote your way out, voting is fake as fuck. You can only unite with the left for the love of our country and that's it.

>>508238088 (OP)
We're starting to get back there because this nigger wants to stick his ass out for the jews to fuck.

You are still going to die in WW3 regardless.

>>508238088 (OP)
You're a fucking retarded NPC if you actually believe that was a real assassination attempt

>>508238088 (OP)
kek that bullet would have prevented civil war. you're closer to civil war than ever and you're about to start a war in iran. also you're heading for a great depression. by christmas bullets are flying.

>>508242416
Trump has been in bed with Jews since your parents were wild teens.
He was literally created by a Jew.

>>508238088 (OP)
Lol no one would have cared.

>>508242416
>>508243412
He got that Iron Dome from LOOMERED.com, in return he has to be a loyal servant of the judios.

>>508238396
It was staged. I'm sure the jewish gayop enjoyed shooting and hitting Trump's supporters, but there is absolutely no possibility that Trump's ear was winged/grazed by a 556 fired from an AR. Even if it is a graze, if it was enough to cause instant bleeding, it would have taken weeks to heal. Also, as anon writes:

>>508239577
>It was also his reaction afterwards. He didn’t seem all that phased at all. You would think someone that close to death would be more shocked, or try to make light of it as a coping mechanism or something, idk. Just seemed off
Trump sounded like a tuebo faggot at the Republican National Convention, preaching Boomer nonsense about "coming together." They never used the shooting as a campaign point, almost seeming to want to memory hole it.

But Chudjak, why would they pull such a gayop? The answer is rather clear: Trump became a quasi messianic figure for Boomers, both those who have turned their backs on God and His Church and even those who are sincere Christians. To them, Trump is "divinely guided" in a positive sense. So when Trump waddles out on the tarmac to suck off the perfidious jews, to the Boomer, Trump is actually saving the world. It's extremely tiresome.

>>508243968
Nigger the iron dome is literally ours.

>>508245017
What are your opinions on jewish nose jobs?

>>508245892
I meant Trump got his knob slobbed on by Laura Loomer and since she lobbies for Israel he now has to do their dirty work.

>>508239169
can anyone confirm if this is true?

>>508246729

>>508243490
its true

>>508240896

i don't get the reference?

>>508238088 (OP)
thats ketsup

>>508238396
Yeah the bystander who was killed at the rally was merely pretending to be dead.

>>508239057
>a young guy who donated to shareblue
>conservative
Still desperately pushing this narrative lmao

>>508246464
that's a lie. loomer is a knob monster.
>do not resuscitate.

>>508238088 (OP)
I distracted the shooter for this.

>>508247061
The guy who died looks like someone other than who they say died. Le conspiracy.

>>508238088 (OP)
we were this close to avoiding WW3

>>508238088 (OP)
Odds are he would have been more retarded than he is now, but still elected.

>>508238088 (OP)
>we were this close to a civil war

Lmao. Yeah, the jan 6 people are a real danger. To themselves. A bunch of fat boomers talking shit on the internet is the about the extent of it.

>>508238088 (OP)
It doesn't matter who the president is they are all kike doomsday cultists

>>508238088 (OP)
The missed shot that fucked us all.

>>508238088 (OP)
I think you mean a huge celebration

>>508238088 (OP)
Oh puh-lease! cut it with that civil war bullshit. Pussies don't have civil wars they snitch on each other you fucking Eglin pissant.

>>508238088 (OP)
And instead you are all jewish servants now.