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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>508244721 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>508244721 (OP)
Do you think Dani’s tits are real?

>>508244873
Hi everybody. I see Bryce is back, and Falcon.

>>508244721 (OP)
>>508244873
>>508245094
Good evening to you too nice gentlemen
>>508244939
the teeth aren't so why should the tits be?

First Shift updates

>Shooting last night
3 victims, 16 shots fired
Suspect apprehended, will talk about it during the show
>Car with two guys passed out
Driver passed field sobriety tests, but no license
Let go, had to
>Richland County guy with a bird in his hand
Trespassed because he stole a Mountain Dew
Bird was a swallow
>Interview with sarcastic Missouri cop from last night, brass knuckles in car
I was just frustrated, trying to do my job
Some city life, 3 major highways through the city

Happy Juneteenth week everyone!
Pic is from a display at the Smithsonian

>>508246716
I like how they included looters.

>>508247098
>looters
Ahem, the politically correct term is "Involuntary redistribution of wealth"

>>508244721 (OP)
Meeks is like the zestiest G'ouald ever.

>>508247098
and predictably, they're not very melanated

For the newfrens

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Hi frens
Don't let the 1000 Iran strike posts slide our comfy bread!

Dirka dirka jihad, dirka dirka jihad!

>>508249629
kek, TMD

>>508249515
Streamfag is all over the sticky thread with his honeypot, posting from multiple IPs within a couple seconds of each other
It's all hands on deck for the deep state, I guess

>>508250652
Why are they so obsessed with a few dorks talking about a shitty show?

>>508250843
It's bizarre, isn't it?

>>508248764
Thanks anon!

>>508250652
Total Shrimp Death

She's so cute

Short round girl beatin them gums was one chicken bone away from going to jail.

>>508252864
I bet she has a bunch of tasteless tattoos.

>>508245749
Thank you for the updates

>>508253221
The way she flipped out & slapped she sistah's hand away just so she could have ANY catalyst for her rage that she wanted to take out on the cop.
Chimps are scary.

>>508252864
>Always has that retarded, blank stare
Like a newborn puppy who never knows wtf is going on.
Crazy how all hot chicks are dumb as rocks. They've never had to think for themselves, being so fawned over all the time & taking the easy route through life.

>>508252864
>>508254108
She's shy AF on camera but she's really smart for a cop when she actually talks on duty. They should give her a shot of vodka before the show.

>>508254612
simp faggot

>>508244721 (OP)
TY baker.

Here's the Bingo card. Please don't turn away to watch Trump in an hour. It's not an anti-Trump statement; you just don't need to watch another bunch of bullshit trying to smooth over another US pretext war just because it's live. There's no gain in seeing it live when it will be the same bullshit later tonight. It's more important to keep this thread active.

>>508254698
booooooo

>>508252864
She should replace Dan

>>508253436
negative.

>>508252864
Yeah, maybe she'll be allowed to speak tonight. Let her call the triple play. Give her some fucking reason to actually be there.

>>508255057
>She should replace Dan
The older former-CNN lady that fills in for Dan occasionally is pretty good desu
Maybe she'd be annoying over time, but I like when she's there

>>508255161
shame about the fake tits

starting off with a guy shot and stabbed

>>508255353
>starting off with a guy shot and stabbed
And with Bryce!

>>508254916
Don't worry, I'm not watching it.I'm too pissed off anyway.

WE WUZ HUMAN TRAFFIKERS N SHEIT

>>508255473

The white powder in the bag didn't even look like drugs

frens, trying to avoid thinking about getting drafted.... Just going to enjoy some OPL

>>508255724
Good call. Enjoy the OPL party!

What was in the bag? It looked tan.

he said his name was Bryce

wasn't dany the chief before or am i not remembering correctly?

was this black guy inside fordow

>>508256062
Too old to get drafted. I did my time during the GWOT. Fuck Israel

>>508256023
>>508256052
That doesn't look like drugs, yeah
But what else could it be? Powdered sugar?

>i ain't got my leg on

Isn't the 45 square inch scald injury more important than a small facial cut?

>>508256456
corn starch?

I made a pastrami sandwich. Does anyone else want one?

>>508256062
I doubt the US is going to really send any people on ground so they won't need to draft anyone

>>508256514
>i ain't got my leg on
Is this his leg?

>>508256599
probably. black people are addicted to corn starch and they love eating it. look it up

>>508256442

31 here

maybe my company will deem me as critical to operations....

>>508256619
Sauerkraut gives me fearsome gas.

So, yes please. I'll take one.

>>508256619
Damn that looks delicious.

>>508256670
>>508256062
I'm pretty sure the Trump admin would readily draft illegal immigrants.

burn from a cup of tea?

sounds like BS

Hey /opl/! Long time no see!

>>508256599
>>508256719
What the fuck is this shit?
I can't believe this is real

why cant niggers ever stop talking

>>508256989
it gets even better. black people drink dish soap too.

>>508256956
Based ThinkPad appreciator.

>>508256939
To be fair, it looks like my burn when a radiator spewed on my chest. That tea must have been hot though.

>>508256023
>The white powder in the bag didn't even look like drugs
>>508256456
Some heroin is brown. That's a shitload of heroin though.

damn i missed the first few mins due to pizza and zogonald bombing iran for israel

Cigarette out the window in Washington State is a $1100 fine last I heard.

>>508256897
Coming up.
>>508256921
Thanks anon, it was.

>>508256062
i do not think trump will draft anon that relly hate jews because these anon would backstab them

this sheriff deputy is based

>land of the free
>no smoking til 21grk02

Hello anons! I am finally back from being a zogbot just in time for another war.
Is it live now or is it in another hour? I can't remember

>every cop in every ep lets people off when they have weed
>get on this kids ass for smokes
what a cunt

How do young people these days even end up smoking?

>>508257556
we are live, 14 minutes in

>>508257532
anyone who actually still smokes is a fucking retard lol

>>508257556
It's on.

>>508257556
OPL is live now, started 15 minutes ago

>>508257573
contrarian feels
no other reason really

>>508257667
>>508257677
>>508257679
Thanks anons, appreciate it.

>>508257073
>black people drink dish soap too.
No fucking way. I was aware of the corn starch and the "white dirt" but never heard this one.

>>508257573
vaping is bigger than smoking for young people. i think if you include both as one stat, its overall gone down but vaping has kept it pretty high among young people

I wouldn't mind seeing Blondie's meat flaps.

>>508256989
It gets worst. They also eat inedible clay they call "white dirt". https://whitedirt.com/

>>508257817
I think way more young people vape compared to how many young people smoked cigs back in the late 00s/early 10s.

>>508258045

not the hall monitor with the ciggies

>>508258199
BBBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

What the fuck? They treat underage cigs like some life altering crime now?

>>508257573
I overheard two niggers talking once.
One was asked if he smoked, being offered a cigarette.
He replied "Fuck nah I don't mess wit dat shit, nah, nah, I do vape doh. It's better."
I had to stifle my laughter when I heard that shit.

>If you get a minor in possession charge, that could hurt you getting a job
What job would disqualify you for something that fucking petty?

this kid is an edgy faggot. probably posts here
>>508257763
i'm a nurse. there was a black patient at my hospital fucked up from drinking dish soap. i swear to god.

>>508258443
Whites have a substantially larger body of laws to observe and obey.

>>508258508
plenty.
>>508258443
that kid was a fucking retard, he needed a stern talking to.

>>508258528
I imagine that patient was pretty clean overall?

>>508258508
pretty sure the cop was just fucking with him, the penalties look pretty minor

>>508258889
fun fact, every black person ive ever washed with a towel black shit comes off their skin.

>>508258199
>>508258045

>>508258764
>t. drank, dipped, smoked, and fucked at 13
ok boomer

>>508257572
New county
I have feel one of the new ones is not as active as they thought.
Might be the same place from last night where they held up two skateboarders for no good reason.

>>508259465
Monroe might have been a little too active for Dan.

This fat faggot and his wide stance

What a fucking idiot.

>>508259805
Monroe could have supplied the entire show

>>508259085
That doesn't sound fun at all anon.

>>508259465
>not as active as they thought
they filmed near me and that happened, i was sure it would be good because but it was really lame overall

There should be a minimum standard of fitness for all cops.
It's not hard to stay relatively fit.

>If they took these cuff off I'd whoop all of em
He just got man handled is still talking shit
What a trooper

>>508260031
-because
i went off on a tangent about negros being negros but then deleted it

they need to taze this guy

>I'm asking them to uncuff me, and they won't uncuff me
>So my civil rights are being violated

dan made a jew joke

Those long country roads are a motherfucker
If you need cops or EMTs you're pretty much fucked

>>508260252
Sometimes they deserve it just on general principle.

people in Missouri look weird

HEAD STATUS: STOMPED

>>508260481
all the drivers get out of the way tho

DRIVING

>>508259976
Louisiana is underrated

Where's that Trump cameo poster?

>>508260708

>>508260481
That's why you should have your own local medical supplies, some basic medical training and a gun

>>508260252
I was watching one of those judge videos and a cop maced a drunk woman for mouthing off, one of the other cops reported him because she was cuffed, in the car, and not a threat.
While back in the day tuning a motherfucker up for acting like an ass was more common it's not worth it when you're being videoed and watched like a hawk
It's a good watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22SSTIMzw9E

I could barely find the thread in the catalog because of Trump's act of war but here I am. Bryce looked thinner

An arrest fantasy I never knew I had.

>>508260979
Glad you made it.

>>508260708
with the events of tonight im laffin

Whoever they are looking for probably ran out the back already

if two female cops show up to your house youre fucked

also they both have flat asses

>>508261265

>is that an erection I see?
>one fifteen to dispatch I’m unsheathing my nightstick

Fire fighters just getting there too

Going to jail on a Saturday sucks ass. Stuck in a stinky holding cell until Monday morning.

Head stomping? Who could ever do that?

Hi friends

>>508261758
Do you speak from experience?

we just had a jewellery store robbery like that
a white man wrangling niggers for a big score

https://mypolice.qld.gov.au/news/2025/06/12/update-2-armed-robbery-chermside/

>>508261906
We had a UFC fighter earlier this one must be a RIZIN fighter

>>508261906
you know who

>>508262002
Unfortunately yes. When I was 19 I spent 6 months in county jail on an assault conviction. Haven't been incarcerated in over 10 years at this point.

>>508262002
pol is full of hardened criminals

she looks like she has warrants

>>508262030
This is what happens when you stop punishing criminals
These people should get 10+ years each

>>508261973
G'day Exile

>>508262494

I’m surprised at how many drug addicts and alcoholics post on here, especially in these threads.

>>508262796
She's piece of shit testing the law
Has a restraining order and still went to the persons house just to stand out front.

>>508262489
I'm glad to hear you're staying out of trouble anon, I hope you've been able to get a good job.

>>508262796
average 31 year old white woman

yes please get her some shoes

Ugh, those legs are all fucked up

>Do you have a bra on?
>No

>smash and grabbers
add it to the list

>>508263110

niggers in their natural habitat

I'm guessing Rizzo didn't smash D'Andrade last night

kek

Niggers are a feral abomination.

Gangster Lawson. Great parenting there.

>>508263599
HIS NAME IS GANGSTER
What the fuck?

>first name is gangster
>be a criminal
i am surprised. how could he not be the next supreme court justice?

niggers are now naming their kids "gangster"? and we have to pretend these apes are people?

Was the guy just standing around white or was it just a shit camera?

>>508262999
No felonies thankfully (been arrested twice on felony charges but my lawyer got them dropped during grand jury hearings) but I have four misdemeanor convictions. All of them are over 7 years old so when I apply for jobs and it asks if you have any convictions within the last 7 years I say nope :^)

Gangster Lawson!

>>508263599
No wonder he's a criminal. With parents like that what else was he destined for other than life of crime.

>>508262830
their entire families should just be insta-deported

>>508263660
Now imagine living around them and spics
It's a nightmare

>>508263710
>we have to pretend these apes are people?
Personally, I'm done pretending

>>508263734
He was black. You could hear his voice.

>>508263665
fate is a cruel mistress
i blame his mom

>>508263734
He's the team leader.

>>508263675

>Justice Gangster Lawson released a ten page dissent:
>"Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

You know, I never thought to get together with out 18 friends on a nice sunny day and drive a car into the front wall of a store and commit multiple violent felonies.

why did they park so far away? they just wanna perp walk her thru the hood?

>>508263599
TND

>named gangster
>is just a run of the mill robber instead of a gangster

>>508264052
Should change his last name to Lawsoff

>>508263855
>>508263955
Two consecutive double fives. And yes his mom is to blame but one thing she couldn't do is make him not be a nigger.

>>508264134

Is it possible to sue parents for false advertising?

>>508264134
the name is aspirational
if he truly believes it, it'll become true

>are you ok sir

>>508264066
It's gonna be damn near impossible for those young niglets to pawn that jewelry off too. Every pawn shop owner is going to know it's stolen.

Zombie

>>508264363
if this was true we would have alot of mexican jesus(s)

This dude got fucked up
He's gonna need some Relief Factor

>>508263738
A lot of states are moving toward sealing most misdemeanor criminal records for people that have been on the straight and narrow for 7 years. Virginia has delayed it several times to let all the courts get their shit together, but it's coming soon.

these dumb drunk white niggers

>>508264467
they're going to sell it on marketplace and rob the buyers

>>508264496
we don't because neither of them are true believers
simple as

>>508264509

I wonder if this guy could sue the show since this is obviously not a live segment because of the connection issues so I think they would need his permission to show his face

>>508264363
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

> These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon.

>>508264702
i dont think it matters either way. i think the pre recorded segments being blurred is just a courtesy, you have no expectation of privacy in public.

love seeing the dogs

>>508264702
nah its some bullshit like its a few minutes behind live so it counts as news or something you have no privacy against. on old cops they had to get permission or they'd blur their face

>>508264702
i'm sure he's got a lawyer retained

>>508264818
Anon, some peoples' faces are just blurry sometimes.

also who just randomly comes up to a guy in a truck and beats him and calls him a pedo if he actually isnt a pedo? was he raping a kid in the truck???

>>508264721
When I was little we went on a day trip with my parents and aunt. My aunt got a really bad toothache so we drove around looking for a dentist. We finally found one and his name was Dr. Yankit, and he did.

>>508265122
The area looked like a place where teens would hang out - under a bridge near a river, trucks all around, etc.
Maybe since he's an old fart, they assumed he was there just to leer at the girls in bikinis, so they fucked him up

>>508265122
>was he raping a kid in the truck?
telltale sign

>>508265122
Schizos are out there
Did you hear of the story of the pajeet accused of attempted kidnapping but the Walmart camera proved him innocent?
The woman was just a schizo liar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3MasIV1G8w
Sometimes when someone accuses a person other people will just believe it and do horrible shit based on a complete fabrication

>>508265338
Kek, that's a good one.

>>508264052

>nobody saw nothin

Drumpf is live

>>508264818
You think Dan the jew would do extra work as a courtesy to a goy? I'm sure there's some law about this

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>508265741
>old pervert got fucked up
>good

>>508265796
dan better give us a banger hour

Look at this dumbass

>>508265831
dan is one of the good ones.

That dog wasn't very good at his job

K9 Vincent is a bitch

What a fucking retard and what a fucking useless dog

Did that dog run back and forth through broken glass twice? jfc

that dog needs to be fired. wtf was that

That looked like AI.

>>508266406
>>508266595
He was getting burned and punched
Give him a break

>>508266406
i wouldn't feed that dog for 3 days. absolutely disgraceful.

>>508266406
Dog was a pussy.

>>508266406
so disapointing

>>508266655
He was wagging his tail, he just wanted to play.

>>508266647
it had shoes on, you could see when it retreated the first time

Stop bullying the dog!

nirvana sucks, if that crybaby fag didnt blow his head off nobody would care about them

i turned over to watch drunf justify bombing iran anyone got a vid of the dog thing i missed?

I bet this lady doesn't even remember Nirvana in the 90s when she was young and pretty

this sloppy pig has bbq sauce on her shoe

>>508266892
Those eyes...

Damn her eyes are wide apart. It is the white Brittany Venti.

>illegal to drive home drunk
>illegal to walk home drunk

vodka tits

>>508267096
She probably wasn't even alive in the 90s

>>508266974
All those teeth for nothing but show. He didn't get any good boy pats that night.

>>508267323
>vodka tits

i could go for some shitty chinese food right now

>>508267276
Yeah, get drunk at home so you don't have to go anywhere after you are drunk

das rite whitey

You will respect my authoritah

this walter white looking cop is a power tripper

This cops nose whistle
He's not playing around

Who's the fatty breathing into the mic.

punch the fat cop and run, he'll topple right over

>Too bad so sad
It's like he's a fucking child, holy shit

>>508267635

It’s like Tony Soprano breathing.

It's always some faggot in flip flop making a situation worse

>>508267451
that's no fun

lol trying to grab the cig out of his mouth really?

>it's my 4th ammendment right to walk in the road

>>508267408
Tot to gut ratio is so busted you could bang her belly button

he has a warrant

Sadly, Missouri IS a stop and identify state.

>>508267079

he sounds like he's going to cry

>>508268013
No doubt.
Most people don't make a fuss over being carded
Just prolonging the inevitable

Rizzo with the twenty one foot rule.

>>508268013
Most likely, he could have probably been gone with a warning by now. That's fucked up though, hassling him for walking on a road with basically not traffic.

>>508268078
>the fire falling behind him
>his weird movement
>the waxy look of everything
I swear this shit looks like fucking AI.

i cant think of a good reason to not identify yourself to a cop unless you have some shady shit going on. or if you just want to be a faggot

>>508268078
I wish he actually successfully started a fire at the entrance, might have got his ass cremated

>>508268078
>uses dog
>was ineffective

>>508268078
wow that is indeed a shit police dog. thanks for the vid

>>508268078
Thank you webm anon, you are a legend

Domino's has never made a stuffed crust pizza before you LYING PIECE OF SHIT

[sound of a gun cocking]

NOW BITE THE FUCKING CURB

>>508268334
I know sovereign citizen schizos and A1 auditor goofs love to do it

>>508268017

It is the show me state after all.

>>508268078
The dog said I don't get paid enough for this shit and noped out of there

>>508268560
I'm just saying, if they had executed these people on live TV instead of rewarding their deceit with a free pizza society would be in a lot better shape

>>508268572
I like to assert my 3rd amendment rights.

>>508268078
>>508268379
You run over glass, slip on stinky flammable goo, get burned by fire, and punched by a crazy guy and see how good you do

>>508268852
Bro asserted is 4th amendment right despite not being searched

>>508268560

>it’s dago bullshit

>3rd amendment is freedom of religion

>>508268334
if you legitimately are not suspected of anything, then you're correct to exercise your rights.. but this guy is retarded, he thinks the 3rd ammendment is the freedom of religion

>the 3rd amendment is freedom of religion

>>508269258
>>508269359

I will not allow the national guard to take a nap on my futon.

>>508268852

Won’t need to do that much more since all troops and men of fighting age are going to be going overseas… again

>>508269271
yeah i get that or you can just do what the cops say and be on your way rather than drag it out into a hourlong argument over nothing

This guy is gonna feel like a jackass when he finds out what the 3rd and 4th amendment actually are.

>>508268862
thats what they're trained to do. one of those dogs cost the dept over 100k. the videos of them not doing their job are far and few between

>dan pretends to care about the constitution

>>508269505

Guys like this will never admit being wrong.

how many times are we going to do this segment tonight, absolute nothingburger incoming

I don't remember them referring to the previous night this much

>>508269609

>I couldn’t stand this guy butchering the constitution. That’s my job!

i don't like this guy's head

>clip

>>508269912
>ck-lip

>turned in by your mom

>>508268078
>dog gets it's ass beat
nice
fuck u pupperino fags

>>508270089
>fuck u pupperino fags

okay mohammed. don't you have a goat to fuck?

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

you don't hate dan abrams enough.

>>508269847
What's with that bump?

>>508269847
That's Dr. Yakub.

This perps family was cooperative yet most perp families are the opposite. I wonder what the difference is. Hmm.

>15 minute segment with police chief
>clearly not live
How does Dan get away with this shit?

>>508270289
white people are really good at selling out their own

>>508270289
das raycist!

>>508270289
turns out he was russian, they love ratting on people any chance they get

new bread >>508270355
>>508270355

>>508270348
>How does Dan get away with this shit?
he jewish

>>508270208
reddit is that way muh pupperino puppers fella

>>508270252
Just get an Eastern European lady to host and Trump will flock to her like a nigger to Jordan's

This weekends shows have been slow as shit, and I don't believe the nogs aren't chimping out in the heat.