Thread 508247868

Post your drafteroo faces

>>508247868 (OP)
you bulgerian and im 55 with disabilities

cant get drafted cuz bipolar, I cant even get a waiver

>>508247868 (OP)
I have bone spurs sorry

>>508247868 (OP)
I'm 30.

>>508247868 (OP)
I'm bringing two because I like them both.

>>508248322
Perfect age for a fighting male

>>508247868 (OP)
>>508248979

>>508247868 (OP)
I'm a tranny so I can't go. Have fun guys!

>>508247868 (OP)
I'm deaf.
Heck yeah.

I'm 290 lbs, sorry to everybody who bullied me, humiliated me and destroyed my self esteem but I'm not fit for war. I will be seeing from my room how y'all get killed by drones while I play genshin impact and keep farming artifacts

>>508249069
I don't know how they do it in eastern yerp but in the US the draft is from 18-25.

>>508247868 (OP)
Can't get drafted.
I'm over 45, a farmer, and a caregiver for multiple family members.
Writing letters to municipality to take over empty lots for food production under wartime emergency rules.

>>508247868 (OP)
I'm 49, on schizophrenia meds, have a herniated disk, and a felony on my record. I'm not going anywhere except upstairs to my attic to spy on the neighbors and masturbate.

>>508250064
That's outdated. They want 18-25s to have children and then go die in the meat grinder, fertility rates are in the dumpster enough as it is. It's the Ukrainian model. If you're 30-40 you're in the danger zone.

>>508247868 (OP)
TIE ME TO A MISSILE AND FIRE IT AT TEHRAN I AM READY

>>508247868 (OP)
IM READY PUMP ME FULL OF SSRI'S AND LAUNCH ME AT TEHRAN

>>508251369
From ZOGbot.gov. As much as you'd like me to be drafted then stabbed in the back by diaper wearing israelis it's not likely to happen.

>>508247868 (OP)
*ahem*
1) I am too old
2) I am physically disabled
3) No.

>>508248768
That dude is indistinguishable from a random Mexican drywaller

>>508253468
topkek

>Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone
>Goodbye my sweetheart, Hello VO

It's not going to happen
Now that people are capable of instantly sharing information then draft dodging is going to be easy. They don't have the manpower to arrest everybody and all it takes is one viral video of some skinny kid getting dragged out of his home to drive support for the war down to 0%

>>508247868 (OP)
I voted to kill shitskins in the middle east

Finally the nightmare will end.

>>508247868 (OP)
>mfw probably won't get to see dead amerigolems in iran

>>508255954
>I have an iron deficiency mr. recruitment officer

Its over

>>508247868 (OP)
Muh diiiiiick

>>508247868 (OP)
Noooooo!

>>508248005
Based mental retard

>>508255450
That's a really good clipper

>>508255637
During the draft period they'll shut down the internet . I already talked about that. The internet will be sealed at the infrastructure level, there'll be a an AI censorship in place. This site is not gonna be exempt

I was operating beneath the understanding that nothing ever happens.

>>508257385
So they'll lock down every video of every twerpy 20 year old being dragged out of their house the same way they did Frazzled.rip? Naw. You can't block that level of out-in-the-open madness. It would be on worldstarhiphop within minutes and there would be revolts immediately.

>>508249363
Ooo too bad trump passed the equal rights for trans bill huh. Guess dead droned tranny kino is back on the menu

>>508249610
Your parents will turn you over neet, if not I'm sure a siege would work. Cutting off your electricity, and water, while making sure none of your tendies make it in from the grocery store... you will fold in days.

>>508258313
what do you mean, Biden allowed trannies and Trump banned them

>>508258462
Then trump reinstated them during the palastine conflict

>>508254328
>He thinks the government follows the Law.
Thats the beauty of Trump. He doesn't give a fuck about your laws.

I can't wait for this fucking kino of zoomies getting dragged out of their homes and sent to war. Especially if it's a chuddy.

>>508258652
No idea what you are talking about, they are still banned

>>508254328
I VOTED FOR THIS

i'm not dying for zionists; i'd rather die revolting against them

>>508260073
I VOTED FOR WAR AGAINST IRANIAN SHITSKINS AND ANTI-SPIC DEPORTATIONS

YOU ARE A TRAITOR AGAINST US WHITE TRUMP VOTERS IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE INTERESTS OF THE WHITE RACE: WAR AND DEPORTATIONS

SCREENCAP THIS, SHITSKINS:
We anglos DEPORTED you, and you can NEVER deport us!!

>>508261120
you aren't white, kyke

Weighing the options here lads

>>508261226
I AM, YOU'RE GONNA GET DEPORTED

>>508262397
i'm of purebred german lineage. my ancestors immigrated in the 1800s you think i'm getting deported? retarded kyke

>>508262810
no one believes you shitkin and kamel-toe voter tranny, I VOTED FOR TRUMP SO WE WHITES CAN DESTROY IRAN

>>508263285
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"."

Me breaking my spine so I don't get drafted

>>508247868 (OP)
corporal cunt face reporting for duty

Fight bravely maga-lards. Please try to gore post your deaths. Glad you got what you voted for. Maga! So much Awooo!

t. Undraftable genX keeping the birth rate up

>>508249069
Fighting the draft officers you mean

>>508247868 (OP)
I already enlisted so

>>508247868 (OP)
Too old to be drafted, but there are plenty of fit, working age males playing video games in their parent's basement. Time for them to learn the value of war(k)

>>508247868 (OP)
>mfw muh mental elf record is too extensive to ever be drafted
enjoy the trenches noobs