A US Army recruiter just knocked on my door and asked me if I was interested in enlisting. I didn't know what to do so I pooped and peed in front of him and started screaming the n-word like you always told me to.

I think he's gone now, but my parents don't want to talk to me right now and I think they want to kick me out for making a mess. I told them I dont want to die for jews, but they are dumb boomers whoo voted for trump

>>508253810 (OP)
Wat do???

>>508253810 (OP)
I dont want to get a job and be a wagie why did trump do this to me

>>508253810 (OP)
Obviously a lie, It's already nighttime. Stop fibbing you retarded liar.

>>508253810 (OP)
based frogposter. now start talking about how jews are talking to you in your head and get committed to a psych hospital then you'll safely never get enlisted and can enjoy your neetdom forever

>>508253810 (OP)
You did good anon, just clean up your tactical pants messing, your marked as a head banging tard autist now

>>508254392
It's summer. It was still light out, faggot.
>>508254775
I keep telling them about the imf and Gaza, but it's not working. Im really scared I've never lived on my own before