What would you do right now if you were him?
No, you don't have any secret nukes.

>>508257374 (OP)
put on a brown ring of war, go on social media and make useless threats and wonder if sending muslims around the world might have made your defenses at home very very weak.

>>508257374 (OP)
bomb every single oil refinery in the middle east

>>508257374 (OP)
Probably drop everything I have on Israel and don't even bother with hitting the American bases , I would especially focus on Dimona ( eye for an eye ) and the most important like 5 cities in Israel

as I asked a year ago, where were you when the carrier sunk?

>>508257374 (OP)
If they launched everything at Israel I honestly don’t think anyone would retaliate. People would probably celebrate.

>>508257374 (OP)
Invite china and russia to build military bases. Completely integrate their ADs and restart the nuclear program

>>508257374 (OP)
Raise the hot pink flag of nuking tel aviv while wearing the cockring of nukes aren't real

>>508259515
And when they tell you to fuck off?

Use my special rings to call Captain planet.

It's over. His regime will fall by midnight.

>>508257374 (OP)
He's not free to do what he wants. If you were in his shoes you would do roughly the same thing. Else you fall out of a window

>>508257374 (OP)
Tell 16 guys that I planted in Washington to park the vans with explosives and radioactive cobalt spread out evenly across the city and then detonate all at the same time

NEW LAW
EVERY WOMAN MUST SUCK MY DICK
ITS GOING TO HELP A LOT IN OUR CONFLICT WITH ISRAEL
NO YOU CANNOT ASK HOW
BEGIN LINING UP OUTSIDE THE PALACE IMMEDIATELY

Beg China for help
Hormuz play

Tell him that I liked his cloak

>>508257374 (OP)
You know damn well we are about to have a major terror attack on our nation and its this asshole puppets fault

>>508257374 (OP)
Throw a few missiles at US bases in Iraq, claim you killed a bunch of people, declare victory to save face, and end hostilities.

Reminder: Iran currently does not control their own airspace.

>>508257374 (OP)
Say nothing of value was lost so there is no reason to retaliate immediately
Broker a deal with US and Israel
Claim you won


Plan terrorist attacks 3-5 years down the road


If he attacks back he's going to lose his navy, airforce, ballistic missiles and probably his life.

>>508257374 (OP)
call mahmmud to change my diaper

>>508261873
About this, stfu, hope a democrat gets into office in 3 years.

>>508257374 (OP)
Realistically speaking bomb American military bases in Iran or elsewhere in the Middle East

>>508257374 (OP)
blockade the straight of hormuz and have the houthis resume targeting red sea shipping. intensify missile strikes on israel

>>508257374 (OP)
win your war with Israel before daring the much bigger country to come regime change you, if you can't even defeat Israel how could they ever defeat America?

After the war, beg Russia or China to let you in their bloc, as Iran is too weak to stand alone. Regional powers can't larp as a world power anymore