Thread 508257991

What are you going to do when the draft officer comes knocking on your door?

>>508257991 (OP)
Wipe 'em out

Well on the bright side, Hitler probably wouldn't have been able to take control of Germany if he didn't have a bunch of highly disciplined WW1 vets with combat and logistics training acting as his personal militia.

Damn it feels good that Trump banned troons like me from the army. Have fun dying for Israel!

that's a swat team, not the muh draft officer
anyway, you can just tell him to fuck off and if they send a press gang after you, just shoot them
better yet, take the initiative and shoot up the closest recruiting office

Show them I am 4f with my dance

>>508257991 (OP)
If there is a draft tons will refuse to enlist so they will treat them like the Ukrainians did. Grabbing men off the street into vans etc.. and forced to the front etc..

>>508259945
CIvilian Ukis weret armed wearing body armor.

>>508257991 (OP)
Take the gun, get on the bus, shoot as many of the highest ranked people as I can at the first opportunity.

>you have, nothing to threaten me with.

>>508257991 (OP)
Start shitting and pissing my pants.

>>508258659
You have to let them give you a gun before you can shoot them.

>>508260177
Still easy pickings on your own, this is the reason the second amendment was cucked beyond any political use after the civil war.

I will encourage an American woman to cross the border to seek refuge at my house. I won't let the Canadian government deport her back to the states like they did to soldiers who didn't want to serve in the illegal Iraq war. If she wants to she can share my bed or else sleep on my loveseat couch.

>>508257991 (OP)
I will show them my discharge papers and say "nice try" and "where do I send the bill for the door?"

>>508257991 (OP)
Claymore in front of the door

HEY! KNOCK FIRST!

>>508257991 (OP)
I'm just not going to go. It's literally that simple.

i'd rather kill zionists that fight for them

>>508257991 (OP)
There will not be a draft.

It would be vastly unpopular.

I repeat: there will NOT be a draft.

The only reason you guys like to talk about one is because you want to feel badass, fantasizing about shooting draft officers.

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>>508257991 (OP)
I'd probably volunteer then kill the highest ranking officers i could find before they shot me hehe.

>>508257991 (OP)
I’ve lived long enough, if my country needs me, it’s probably pretty dire.

I’m 30 the country will be completely lost by the time they have to draft my boomer ass

>>508257991 (OP)
Court martialing them because I'm a jag prosecutor

>>508257991 (OP)
Unless you're prepared to go out guns blazing there and there, realistically speaking, your best bet is to go along with it.

If you show resistance, you'll be marked down as a threat and shipped to the front lines without a weapon, right into enemy gunfire, purposefully to have you killed.

anyone kind of excited bros? a war! what a grand adventure. I can't wait for the glory and righteous violence

>>508262183
Home by Christmas :)

>>508258659
>that's a swat team, not the muh draft officer
who do you think will be doing the drafting?

>>508257991 (OP)
It'll be bench warrants. Which the police will ignore except in deep red states.

>>508262170
Your job is ultimately taking a blow from a drone meant from a tank even if you were armed

they wont take is if we're gay, hurry do the ymca thing

>>508262170
we're not russians though

>>508257991 (OP)
act like an autistic retard

>>508257991 (OP)
>"Im a31 year old asthmatic retard hs dropout with 3 kids and I'm our only income, officer, I cannot with good faith support our country the way you want me to.

>>508257991 (OP)
release the drones

>>508262170
fragging your CO is easy

>>508263013
>I'm our only income, officer,
Not anymore your not. Western governments has camps from kids now

>>508257991 (OP)
I have nothing at all to lose and am about to be thrown in jail for child support already and have considered suicide but can't do it for some reason. So I have nothing to loose since all I have to do is take out 2 or more of those terrorist cocksuckers and I win since they can only blow me away/send me to the gas chamber once. I want out of this shit life really bad.

>>508257991 (OP)
start yelling like Vince McMahon and shitting myself

>WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS IRAN, YOOOOOU SOOON OF A BIIIITCH
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFT*

>>508263666
Apparently incontinence is no longer a deal breaker

>>508259945
Yes. It isn’t the 1960’s where the government respects civil order and human dignity while wearing kiddie gloves.

>i’ll shoot them
No you won’t
lol
Lmao!

>>508257991 (OP)
Nothing, I'm a religious pacifist.

>>508263666
Have not seen the pup sadomasochist marines?
Anal leakish is ground for promotion.

>>508262003
Happy Pride Month Lain

>>508263034
Fragging requires a frag grenade. You can't do that if they don't give you one

>>508257991 (OP)
Show him autism certification.

>>508264641
Petrol bomb nigga. Sticky substance so they can't get the flames and fuel off their uniforms.

>>508264641
>You can't do that if they don't give you one
The M67 is a standard part of a soldiers kit.

If they didn't supply them to literally everyone on the field it'd affect tactical efficiency.

>>508265027
>>508265314
The draft is not to employ you to kill your enemies, it's to kill their enemies, aka you

>>508260651
>They draft you anyways and turn you into the platoon's diaper slave

>>508265899
>Oh they'll just overtly undersupply troops so they can go die in Iran, herpa dera durk do you feel demoralized.

Even after conscripts started fragging NCO's and CO's in Nam they never stopped supplying them with grenades.

>>508257991 (OP)
Jump at a chance to rape and kill mudslimes.

>>508262003
>It would be vastly unpopular.
The war itself is already vastly unpopular. Do you think the jews in power care for your gentile opinion?

>>508257991 (OP)
it depends what time of day it is
mid afternoon until late evening i'm dressed as a forest elf with synced vibrating nipple clamps, vibrators against my cage and a variety of fantasy themed cocks strewn around or inside me

i don't think they'd take me

Real question. How many "recruiters" do they have?

>>508257991 (OP)
Show them my dd214 and VA paperwork with 90% disability. Easy game, easy life.

>>508267880
Navy material.

>>508268260
A fuckton but they're all sitting around in an office and the most they'll do is give you a phone call asking if you want to join. No? All right we'll try the next idiot

>>508268745
Fuck.

>>508266354
>diaperboygun7.jpg
do you just autistically edit guns into diaper fetish art
post more

>>508268526
>Jews will respect my service to ZOG
Nigger if jews have to send every last goyim to die for Israel your papers sure as fuck aint stopping them. Also just wait until the empire degrades a little more and the VA benefits get cut. Jews are only loyal to jews and you're not part of the tribe.

>>508260785
LOL. LMAO even.

>>508269393
I wanted to see how many I could post before getting banned one night on /k/, and I got up to 7.

>>508257991 (OP)
not my war, idc

>>508259945
Ukranians dont have mass supplies of tens of millions of $300 high quality reliable AR15's that can hit out to 400 yards

You aren't drafting shit

>>508269341
Sad but true. They'll take all kinds of weeb freaks. I had to do room inspections and look at all the anime or fantasy shit they had on their wall and try to figure out if they were too sexual to violate regs if first sergeant or ltcolonel came through for a room inspection.

>>508258576
godspeed

>>508269878
>90% disability.
He's medically exempted from serving.

>>508259945
based. i rather be dragged off to die than willingly submit to the execution.

i'm just not going to fight your wars

>>508257991 (OP)
>I'M A TRANNY AND THE WHITE HOUSE BANNED US FROM THE MILITARY!

>>508269341
I mean you'll probably enjoy your service.

>>508270763
Plus one of my injury is an MOS disqualifier so there's no way they could pull me back into being a scout

>>508271188
Chronic muscular injury?

>>508257991 (OP)
> mass deportations are too expensive to carry out
> thanks to social media and the MAGA hats among other things everybody knows who the failures who voted for him are
> its time to serve goy, did you really believe the TV grifter who appeared on WWE? and kisses Israel's ass?

I have no comment.
I do not wish condemnation on anyone.

prayers, training and vitamins

>>508259945
Traffic stops are the most likely place to round up men who are avoiding the draft.

They can't get me here. I'm long gone.

>>508257991 (OP)
Yell nigger

Got so many permanent disqualifiers I'd be flattered.

>>508260651
This gave me a good laugh, kek

>>508270556
nice

>>508257991 (OP)
Tell them the correct house where the illegals are hiding and thank them for their service. :)

>>508263414
Get a fucking grip.

I pull the lever and the floor gives way dropping them all in a punji pit
I wind the floor back up and reset the mechanism

>>508257991 (OP)
I'm a type 2 diabetic and have an arthritic right knee. I'm unfit to serve.

>>508257991 (OP)
nothing because I'll get drafted to guard a military depot full of screws and nails because my lungs are fucked
I'll spend ww3 in some comfy heated guard box jerking it to huge fat throbbing futa cocks which is how I spend my days anyway except I'll be getting paid to do it

>>508273154
Yeah, we get it, you're a faggot

well mr trump banned trannies in the military so you can just troon out to dodge the draft! problem solved, mazel tov!

>>508275160
Ukrania used to have an age limit barring old men from "serving" until they ran out of young ones.

>>508257991 (OP)
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"IED GET DOW-AAACK"

>>508257991 (OP)
>Fuck off. Im too old and now crippled from the struggles of wagery

>>508257991 (OP)
It's going to be ICE agents knocking on the door.

>>508275788
again the christian orthodox dichotomy fails in finding the truth
gnostics know the answer is six barrels of ANFO coated in thermite rods and wolfram ball bearings

I’m past the maximum age. Have fun, fags. Better enlist and join the Air Force.

>>508257991 (OP)
Too old

Good luck Gen z/millenial fags!

>>508257991 (OP)
I'm 4F. I'm mentally ill. I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia. So you faggots in the Iran war clips posted on telegram.

>>508270607
You wont do shit and if you do you'll be lit up by the cops faggot.

>>508257991 (OP)
I'm 4F. I'm mentally ill. I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia. See you faggots in the Iran war clips posted on telegram.

>>508257991 (OP)
Remember that draft notices come in the mail.

>>508272315
Loads of Americans never leave the house without a gun.

ask to be a drone pilot

anyone got the image where the guy is in his car shooting a revolver out the window and the video title is "how to notify a draft officer that you are exempt" or something like that?

>>508262654
Yeah you are weaker and more servile

>>508257991 (OP)
Blow their fuckin heads off. Remember... 3:1. You may go down, but you must take 3 with you.

>>508257991 (OP)
Go. Bide your time. The second you are issued live ammo,

>>508277460
And niglets like this cunt are why dems thought they could get away with covid lock downs

>>508263018
release the spaz drone

suck his dick and let him fuck me in the ass

i heard Trump doesnt let gays in the military

>>508278475

damn, look at the power on that thing

ill call it now, the cia or mossad will hack into your sex robot and tell it to epstine you, clean kill

>>508278411
But anon, I already have live ammo.

I was already exempt for my spinal deformity and mental illness.

>>508278278
You cannot drink enough Chinese sperm

Who you think you can talk down to faggot lol

I would pay a doctor to make up some paper that excuses me to joining the military. Like I am retarded and disabled at the same time or something.

>>508278464
Wear your mask bitch. It's not like you're a real man tough guy "alpha male" drumpf supporter dog.

>>508257991 (OP)
Reminder that out of the hundreds of thousands who said "nope" almost no one was prosecuted for draft dodging during the Vietnam War, and those that were were pardoned by Jimmy Carter.

Do they not realize the mass amount of zoomers that are going to just ignore the draft notice and not show up to the recruiting station? There’s not gonna be draft officers going around kidnapping twenty year olds lmao this is America

>>508279511
You definitely live in a city and love niggers

Dismount trumps cock your tds mental illness is embarrassing

>>508257991 (OP)
why would they

>>508279907
I enslave niggers just like you, boy. Nigger blood. But yes, I love the big city. Filthy amerigroid mongreloid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnQinfhNH8&list=RDNfnQinfhNH8&start_radio=1

>>508257991 (OP)
I have guns to shoot them

>>508258567
based drumpfler

>>508257991 (OP)
Just dodge it because it’s easy. 0.5% were ever caught and even less punished during Vietnam.

>>508279817
key difference here is congress wasnt owned by south vietnam nor did sout veitnam have video pf nixon fucking kids

>>508278146
>public service announcement

>>508258282
>Wipe 'em out
>>508258567
>>508259945
>>508260633
Boomer here. I'm going to sign up again but only as a draft enforcer. I'm going to round every last one of you up once the day of the draft card arrives. I hope you're ready to comply with my lawful orders when the time comes. And no hiding, it isn't manly.

I know what you're thinking, "hehe I won't go anywhere my mom will hide me." She won't, and if she tries I'll haul her ass to prison and break her under questioning until she gives you up. Then you can both cry from segregated drunk tanks.

Make no mistakes Uncle Sam doesn't play games. This is NOT like your video games. So, don't play cute.

>>508257991 (OP)
Probably just die

no really, why do you niggers act like you're going to get drafted.

>>508257991 (OP)
They are already overwhelmed helping with the ICE shit, you think they have the manpower to deal with forceful drafting

>>508280656
>mom i posted the pasta again
yawn. Watching treasonous draft offiSARs get scalped in HD will be litty though.

>>508280656
You won’t do shit

>>508257991 (OP).

*ahem* Niggers.

tell them that I'm trans

>>508278652
please tell me thar is a zogbot and its recent

>>508281113
it’s a ukie zogbot

No habla

>>508257991 (OP)
Introduce them to Jesus

>>508257991 (OP)
Can't I just kill them once they hand me the guns?

>>508259945
Canada is a joke and only the RCMP mixed with closing your bank account can get beavers to die for Israel

>>508257991 (OP)
In worst case scenario if you have a traitor parents that will open the door you'll just have to shit your pants or act crazy or both.

If your parents aren't traitors to their own son just pretend noones home. Even if you recieve some kind of draft paper (maybe they got you on the street) just pretend that you'll of course come and then just throw it away and stay home.

>>508277552
>I'm 4F. I'm mentally ill. I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Half the US soldiers check one of those boxes. You will just be made more expendable than the rest of the goys.

>>508257991 (OP)
Kill myself

>>508257991 (OP)
Sleep.

>>508257991 (OP)
I'm not going to be drafted. The question is what are draft officers going to do when they have to defend themselves from people who they're not even trying to draft?

>>508257991 (OP)

Kindly point them to the nearest chud down the street because they've got the wrong house. I've already done my required 8 years of service, so I can't be drafted.

Then I'd stand by and lol while lmfao at the chud down the street being drug, kicking and screaming, by the draft officers into the paddy wagon.

>>508281113
It's from 2 years ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/comments/13rsubi/ru_pov_a_ukrainian_soldier_allegedly_killed_his/

>>508278652
Oh man, I remember this video.
The guy was ordered to go on a suicide mission, and he just said nope, and shot his officer.
But the thing that burnt it in my mind was the nurse trying to do something with a small first aid kit, like, nigga is dead. There is a hole in his head; your Band-Aid is not going to do shit.

>>508257991 (OP)
tell him i'm 43 and that he can go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>508281791
>Im exempt from the draft that won't happen because I was preemptively a good little golem
weird flex but ok

>>508262170
what does the gun to when you jump into a minefield, retard???

>>508281963
>woman
Now imagine that same retard giving suicidal orders and having panic attacks.
Women will dragged like officer faggot over here, but raped too