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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>508270355 (OP)
digits and i get to motorboat dany's fat tits

>>508270554

off by one

arrest this drunk fuck already the sun went down and he was asking the same fuckin 'why am i being detained' question 400 times

>>508270554
>unlucky

even though this drunk guy is a dumb faggot officer walter white here needs to calm down

Both the drunk and the cop are faggots.

I wonder if they can actually detain him just to serve some papers?

>>508271085
>how dare the police keep the roads free of drunk pedestrians

OFFICER VITILIGO IS EN ROUTE

>>508271142
yes
they explained every legal yhing they were doing to the guy already and as you heard he simply disagreed

Who let this guy on the force?

Officer Vitiligo lookin spooky af

>>508271356
what's the problem? he's becoming white

Imagine that. Once again the guy that thinks he knows the law and doesn’t to comply turns out to be a drunk and a piece of a shit.

People that put shoes sole down in suitcases are deranged.

>>508271356
I don't know why the Batman The Animated Series theme played in my head but I'm dying over here

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

>>508271356
Why is it that so many cops were obviously teased in their childhood?

>>508271142
They can detain him for investigation of a jaywalking offense. Every time that drunk opens his mouth he extends the amount of time before he can make the argument that he was unreasonably detained. The order of service (for the paperwork) might provide for him being further detained until they can get the paperwork there to serve him, so they may not be limited on time to hold him.

Traffic stops often get kicked because cops made the motorist wait too long to get a K-9 unit on scene. They can't detain you for hours without any disposition, but how much time they have to hold you and do nothing depends on the situation and what laws or court orders apply.

Is he a reverse raccoon?

>>508272183
He has the soul of a white man

>>508272183
He's wearing a symbiote suit

thats a big girl

>>508271356
>enforce the law and improve society
>start turning white
Big if true

oh shit there someone is in the woods

SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS NIGGER!

He's threatening to shoot the cops
Finally some action

lot of white fucking trash on tonight

Sounds like some retard is trying to get shot

i wish this shit was uncensored

This guy is just asking to get shot

ROLLING FOR SHOOTOUT

but nothing happens

this redneck is ready to get it on

fuck Trump
what a piece of kosher shit

Am I the only one with the impression they're arguing amongst themselves?

If you're going to shoot the cops, you don't tell them beforehand, you just do it.

>>508273058
Ruined his "Most anti-war president" title in a single day

the gay faggot thing about this gay faggot show is that we all know the fucking SECOND something actually happens on this call they will cut away and never come back to it

>.357 magnum
>COME ON THRU YOU BIG FATASS SON OF A BITCH, I GOT SOMETHIN FOR YA

>GET OVER HERE YOU PUSSY

bath salts are wild

>>508273048

Good for him. Anyone want some pie?

Get over there you pussy cameraman

>cameraman too scared to advance through the kudzu
GO GO GO YOU NIGGER GO GET THE SHOT! GO GET SOME KINO! RUSH FORWARD! COME ON!

Dude got shot!

Was the cop shot?
Holy shit!

who knew a nature documentary could be so entertaining

WTF just happened... those groans

Sleep darts and rape?

theyre raping him

OFFICER DOWN
>OFFICER DOWN

>>508273327
>he hit me with somethin hard
>i can't breathe
seems like it

>>508273058
iran was coming no matter who its under because thats what our zionist overlords want. i'm surprised he didn't do it in his first term

This nigga just got 3 stars

I thought he tripped over something wtf

Didn't sound like a gunshot and I doubt they would have aired it if it was

first time a cop actually got shot on opl/livepd??

Are there booby traps back there? What the hell is happening?

He got hit with something thrown.

Looks like he got smacked on the head with something. Thought I saw a line of blood on his head.

>something actually happened live
what the fuck Dan? wheres the commercial break?

i live in knox, this is actually crazy lmao

>>508273460
I think he stepped on a bear trap

Webm anon please please get them dragging the cop out of the forrest

>>508273454
exactly what i thought i didnt hear anything. what happened

oh shit he leakin

His head is fucked up

oh he leakin

Oh shit he's leaking bad. Oh no

I thought that Dan was supposed to be protecting us from such horrible scenes.

uhh...bros....can we watch some ozempic commercials instead?

Seems like the guy maybe threw something in the woods and hit the cop on the top of his head

>>508273545
They were screaming at him "You want to hit a fucking cop! You want to do that to a cop!"
He hit him with something non lethal

My discretion has been advised.

This is probably the realest shit we've seen on OPL

I'm not comfortable with the amount of gay porn noises this leaking man is making. I guarantee Rizzo is full mast listening to this in the studio

Did he get grazed, hit by a rock or what?

the dumb drunk faggot got away

>>508273784
>hit by a rock
sounds like it

Looks like it's helmets on every time for shots fired calls for this department from now on

>>508273784
scraped his head on a branch. He'll claim 37 weeks of disability (vacation) with it.

>>508273870
he's still there

Don't tell me this redneck is Home Alone-ing these cops

Why don't cops wear helmets?

I think it was an acorn that fell on his head

>>508273901
kek

He had a tiny little catapult set up probably

>>508273951
severely limits your FOV and hearing

>scary stuff

fuck off dan its literally nothing

>>508274001
Costs

>>508273951
starting next week

trump about to nuke knox county

they said there's a house just on the other side of the trees
cops kept saying "he's next to the garage" when they first spotted him

There better be a gunfight after the ads. Can't just tease us like that

attempted capital murder charges if the guy isnt just suiciding by cop

gg

>"strong young guy"
>grunting excessively
>likely a drunken white suspect

Dan is SO into this

>>508273141
what a faggot he is
>>508273428
he could've easily said no but it turns out he's just as spineless as the losers before him
>>508273889
war is more important than opl, hate to inform u, midwit

>FCC requires censorship of cursewords even at almost 11PM at night on a weekend
Can we just move on past this fucking bullshit, I am so tired of hearing BLEEEEEEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEEEP. If we get trannies, pride parades and satanism, at least uncensor the fucking TV broadcasts.

Pretty good accuracy for a drunk.

>>508274060
>channels his inner caveman and delivers a 15 yard perfect rock throw that completely disables a cop
Impressive

>>508274382
only for broadcast. on cable they censor for the advertisers

that cop could get fucked up, its possible to have bleeding in the brain that builds up over time.

Big badass with 16 inch guns rolls up and goes to the trunk of his cruiser to retrieve N AR-15 only to get domed with a rock. What a candy ass.

>>508274284
he wouldn't be president if he could say no. jfk was probably our last real elected president. everyone since is good goys. its impossible not to notice with even the most minimal looking into

the amount of money spent on celebrity endorsements on this dumb fucking iphone game is insane

>>508274060
>>508274532

>>508274608
aaaah aaaah

>>508274595
sounds more like he just had a concussion

>>508273577
checked and my capture software has gone to shit, must be jeets tampering with the code

>>508274284
>war is more important than ppl, hate to inform u, midwit
Not in the OPL thread. Take it to any of the dozen others

the camera man is guilty of walking in the middle of the road too

>>508274811
Fat cop is not putting in much

they're gonna ventilate this guy

Omg he has a hang nail but he’s still in the fight? Good job deputy candy butt.

They're about to go scorched earth on this redneck over a single thrown rock
This is amazing

lol look at this fat woman cop trying to be tactical

this is reminding me of fortnite

don't worry, citizens, officer braphog is on the scene

AR-15 vs rock
Who wins?

>>508275157
The rocks will bounce off her

damn they're rolling up in force now.

boring standoff go to something else

>Some highly drunk middle eage white redneck threw a rock while mumbling
>Now he has the whole fucking county after ready to kill him

What the fuck dude, why don't they do this to nigger- Oh that's right.

Knox vs rocks

full tri-county call out for fucking Cletus with a rock
over 1500 overtime hazard pay hours + 3 hours of air coverage will be logged here
our tax dollars at work

>ALL the cops
Now would be a good time to commit crime elsewhere in the city.

>>508275248
Dans gonna live and die on this incident. Feels like there's only 2 counties on this show now.

Oh shit the fur rocket has been summoned

Deputy Faggot to the rescue

>>508275402
They made a movie about that, its called Triple 9 code for Officer Down.

cop freaking out about the OPL crew

>>508275230
So that's how the cop got hit by a rock

i hope as soon as the shooting starts we go to alzheimers and bipolar medication commercials

>THE WHOLE FUCKING STATE
>OVER SOME FUCKING RETARD WITH A ROCK

This isnt the suspect.

Some random looky loo retard is now getting cuffed because he couldn't stay the fuck inside

Has any of these dogs really broken loose and went after someone by accident?

To be fair, rocks sometimes beats Isrealis

>>508275730
there's a recent vid of a k9 attacking an officer

>>508275769
like today lol

I bet he's one of those people who goes "I'm gonna go be nosey teehee."

>>508275769
thats the joke isnt it

>>508275593
I missed it, what happened?

>>508275841
Pretty sure the rocks got bombed the fuck up today

>>508275943
yeah this is the end of irans rock program

>>508275471
he wants it so bad to be a hardcore shootout but its just people standing around. i mean i want a shootout too but any of the other cameras must have something more interesting

schizo still on the loose btw

>>508275841
I’m so disgusted with this world bro and I’ve been hear a long time. Voted Trump and now I hate that. I was promised no more fighting Jew wars.

>>508276251
huge difference between a schizo and a drunk redneck

>>508275901
Yeah.

What I don't get is why when they're on a call about someone shooting off a gun, and you're standing there armed being threatened by some drunk retard, and you have eyes on him, and then he starts lobbing MULTIPLE bricks your way, why did they not shoot him at that point? Clearly identified themselves as police, bricks/rocks are a deadly threat, you're supposed to shoot not get KTFO'd, grunt sexually for 5 minutes, bleed from the head and let the guy make a clean getaway

>>508275940
cop saw the camera guy and producer out the corner of his eye and turned around to make them say who they were as they were filming

"the exact way miebo works is not known"

What the fuck why do Oreos have the texture of sawdust now
The fuck are they doing too food nothing tastes the same anymore

>>508276536
sorry bro
with PIG and OPL threads open fingers moving faster than brain cells atm

>>508276560
>grunt sexually

>>508274634
it was obvious when jews started supporting Trump near election
>>508274871
opl is barely a thing

>>508276812
>opl is barely a thing
it's our thing, fuck off

>>508276601
Based Haman enjoyer

I’m a maga dumbfuck that thought Trump wouldn’t be stupid. Sorry guys, I want no more wars but once again …

>>508276601
the text also says subjects tested after 15 days of use. the few times i needed eye drops i aint waiting 15 fuckin days, any eyedrops works fine when you got redeye from weed

>>508276601
>Perfluorohexyloctane
it sounds like some kind of extreme engine degreaser or octane booster

>>508276911
checked, my wife.

One rock thrower has defeated an entire police department

>>508276929
His presidencies just keep going to shit
First the Chinese flu fucked him over but this time he's making an active decision to fuck everything up

>>508276929
I wish I made a difference and I know I don’t.

>>508277137
i think there's a story in the bible like that

>we're gonna ruin 2 scenes at the same time
thanks, dan

>two shaniquas barking at each other
Nice!

>>508277159
His appeal to me was he was an outsider. Hate the Jew pull.

>>508277159
>BTFO'ing archaic imaginary friend fanatics is a bad thing
k retard

never live in a neighborhood where all the garages were converted to bedrooms.

Probably the worst haircut I've ever seen

>>508276812
OPL is the most popular show on TV since the animaniacs.

Stream?

>>508277453
Goes to show you just how powerful the political machine is
You either play the game or they'll ruin you

>niggers decide to chimpout when the entire police department armed with assault rifles is in their hood
Its really hard to even look blacks in the eyes anymore

>>508277587
>>508248764

>>508277528
I'm sure you see the irony of your green text.
Surely.
But anyway not our war

>>508277626
i think more and more people are done with niggers and their shit

>>508275329
do you think the men she works with respect her? jesus christ what an embarrassment. this is DEI

>>508277746
absolutely not, and they probably dread going to calls with her because a female cop is just another person they have to save when the shit goes down. and or get shot by her

>>508277746
There's are one or two cops who have been inside that roast beef more than once

>>508277746
when i worked overnight in knox at a pilot i got to see her in the mornings a lot. they usually had her riding around with a male officer who was just as big

>>508277728
>no JU!
Why is whataboutism always you retards' only comeback?
"durrr both sides/religions" being negative doesn't mean that BTFO'ing one of them is, retard.
TMD

this picture in picture shit is the worst.

>>508277978
she writes like a 5th grader

>>508278014
They probably looked like two of the three little pigs

>>508277614
Yeah, can’t beat the Jewish influence. I’m this close to giving up but then again … lost me at having to always fight their goddamn wars. Trump is a disappointment.

>>508276707
You're not allowed to have things remain the same, let alone improve.

>>508278152
if you got too close to them while they were both standing at the coffee bar you might get pulled in by their combined gravitational field

Wasted?
>>508277777

>>508278202
in all seriousness we can't let him get the nuclear codes

Jews start shit and want the USA to fight it? So fucking tiresome.

the ad budget for royal kingdom must be astronomical. very suspicious.

its truly disturbing how many american TV channels are supported by depression pill ads

>>508278573
yeah i keep saying that its fucking insane. it shows you how addictive they make these games that they can hire all these A listers.

>>508278147
You have to keep mind they're hiring random jerk off from the streets
One of the counties near me is running add promising good pay, free academy, and being able to take the cruiser home.
They just need bodies they don't care how fat or stupid they are.

>>508278631

You dawg we heard you’re on pills so we made some pills for your pills so now we’ve got another revenue stream

>>508278573
yeah i was wondering that too. it's made by some company in Turkey. i couldn't find any smoking guns connecting them to glowies but i didn't look that hard

>>508278507
Our greatest ally who never does shit in return
Such a one sided parasitic relationship

>>508278573
the amount of npcs who buy in app purchases for some stupid fucking game must be exponentially bigger

god i hate people

They're just detaining people at random at this point
They have no idea where the guy is

crazy to think this started because some fat lady thought she heard someone say hey and fire a gun

perps appprehended

They're just arresting random people in the neighborhood now lol

>>508278631
just looked it up
some new gen anti-psychotic for Alzheimer's patients
that also ramps up the dopamine levels
so someone had the idea to give it to depression heads

Doesn't even sound like the guy

>>508279059
wtf

i like this tactic, just take the entire neighborhood to jail and let them figure out who did it.

>>508278819
Agreed. Kill 38 sailors of the USS Liberty and prior 1963 killing of a US President? Cool allies indeed.

>intoxicated in his own home
>dragged off

well guy who said to get drunk at home what now?!?

>>508279274
kek, they admitted to it

i hate officer miss piggy

>some redneck camped out in the wood conks a cop on the head with a rock
>Knox county proceeds to detain any and everyone they see
I bet Cleetus and his lady friend are already gone

>>508279524
but have you tried force factor sea moss?

im predicting this agency leaves the show, theyre getting embarrassed in real time, officer gets bonked by a drunk retard and then they lose him and start arresting innocent people instead

cletus is probably back at his trailer smoking meth right now

>have ac on all day cause its hot
>its warmer now after dark than it was midday with the sun shining

>>508279430
>morbidly obese
>upturned snout
>independent woman attitude

>>508279726
they were at a house when they were first encountered

>>508279430
What about officer Rambo that has arms as big as fucking Thor that gets his AR-15 out of his cruiser trunk and promptly gets domed with a rock? (fellow cops drag his worthless ass out of the woods) kek

>>508279430
>>508279760
you'd instantly jizz your pants if she talked to you

>>508279987
it would have taken like 4 guys to drag miss piggy out

called it. he's in "serious" condition. he probably has bleeding in the brain.

lmfao officer walter white is going to have a fucking coronary on this show

>>508280153
Fucking cops are idiots.

This Missouri guy will guaranteed have a stroke on duty one of these days

This officer is such a hot head

>>508280271
Naah, he has a very smol brain.

>>508280271
Nah, probably just a light concussion and needs a few stitches

i know someone got a screen of that. post it

alright who got the screenshot

>LOOK LEFT
>LOOK RIGHT
>DONT LOOK AT ME
>I MEANT LOOK THE OTHER WAY
>PUT YOUR HANDS OUT LIKE AN AIRPLANE

man that knox county segment was wack, changed my views on my local LEO's, lmao. we already had one DUI a cruiser into a ditch a couple years ago.

going to her knees and then bending to lay down was nice

>>508280655
He was enjoying looking at her ass

What happened to flame broiled
Fucking Burger King just keeps getting worse

>>508280831
no one knows what broiled means anymore

>>508280831
>bk
how its cooked is the least of your worries

>>508280927
Except it's on every household oven

>>508281009
True
I fucking hate Burger King with a passion
Was that bad when I was a kid in the 90s

>>508280927
Flames while burger transverses over it. Great idea but niggers.

>>508281133
whoppers used to be a dollar. i'd buy 2 and put my cheese on at home, then watch law and order.

>>508280622
This
Who's got the 'cap of that lady bending over?

>>508281031
households don't have ovens anymore
they have those toaster ovens with qr code scanners

>>508280718

>NOT THAT KIND OF AIRPLANE!

there is no federal prison in vegas dan. it's in reno.

mexican 4 wheelers

Beanerpunk 2025

I hear the circus music

>>508281332
Sounds like something a White person would do. Fuck kikes.

nothing ever happens, especially in las vegas

PROGRAMMING NOTE CONFIRMED

>>508281431
>sorry officer, i identify as an f-14 tomcat

>>508281332
I remember when their chicken parm sandwiches were limited time items
It's a shame they went to shit

>>508276890
>it's our thing, fuck off
cringe, ur no gangsta
>>508277558
true

>>508281842
>cringe, ur no gangsta

Was there ever a third triple play tonight?

>>508277558
It's time for Dan-i-man-i-acs
Rizzo's cute and Curtis Laughs
HA HA HA

>>508282001
2001 nigga

night night fuckers, see you next friday

>>508282090
nope

>>508282190

stop posting this disgusting sheboon

sticks is back next week and chief infowars

>sticks and chief taylor inbound
the ratings are HURTIN

>>508279064
>that also ramps up the dopamine levels
sounds decent as opposed to most prescribed shit meds

Sticks hosting

>>508282090
>>508282202
means we get a foreplay next week with sticks and chief alex jones

fuck this thing

its the sphere dan you retard

Big cop with AR-15: 0
ROOOOOOOOOK: 1

>>508279524
>I bet Cleetus and his lady friend are already gone
i ain'e seen Cletus for a fair bit
he surely dead or detained

afterparty here >>508276300

>>508282242
>>508282246
dan need more money goy

See ya next week /opl/ frens
and for the /LPB/ frens see you tuesday

>>508282414
sorry bud i'm too old to give a shit about foreign policy.

>>508280776
she's showing a lot of skin
she deserves every creep looking and jacking it to her stupid body

>>508282237
do not ever call my girlfriend a sheboon again faggot

>>508282627
we both know you couldn't handle serenity. she'd have you sobbing.

>>508282322
it's our thang

>>508282627
Imagine having anything to do with a nigger.

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note?

>>508283077
Niggers doing nigger things.

HONK HONK

Probably the dumbest law ever. 21 to smoke legally? With red states like these.....

>>508283797
maybe you should have time to mature before engaging in these degenerate behaviors, tranny groomer

>>508283946
Nah, let the kid smoke.