Thread 508279384

You're getting drafted lol.

Your cities are gonna get depowered lol.
Your locomotives are gonna get derailed on top of a shaped charge lol.
Your bridges are gonna get bombed lol.
Synagogues, billionaires, politicians, journos, you can't defend them all.

>>508279384 (OP)
ive never had sex without paying for it so nah
ill just say no

tenten is mine

They voted for this.

The bed would be so hot and uncomfortable

>>508279384 (OP)
I'll believe it when I see it. I remember when that Iranian general got killed and all they did was mortar some outposts.

>>508280253
Not if you had the A/C going.

>>508279384 (OP)
Quite possibly. Good luck enforcing that tho

>>508279384 (OP)
Only 0.5% of draft dodgers were ever caught and even less punished during Vietnam

>>508279384 (OP)
Naruto can keep those bitches I get best girl.

>>508279384 (OP)
Pic depicts one of the 18 year old sons of a member of the ruling class while you are fighting their wars.

>>508280777
Yea and this war is far less popular than even vietnam

>>508280914
She really is the best

>>508279384 (OP)
Good then i can finally have a job

>all the chuds who called me tranny, mentally ill, leftist, black, etc. will get drafted and I'll get to live in a comfy air conditioned apartment
The final "fell for it" award is the tomb of the unknown soldier they'll bury you in after you die in iran.

>>508281627
Sounds like they really care about you desu

>>508279384 (OP)
Yea, that’s gonna be a no for me, dawg. LMAO at even thinking any draft will ever take place again. Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

>>508279384 (OP)
heheh not me!

>>508280914
>>508281329
>>508279384 (OP)
Konan has the hots for Naruto. Naruto would actually be a cuck since Raikage would dick down Hinata and Tsunade. Sakura would seethe while Sasuke fucks off and travels around the world.

You tell me who is the winner: The guy that acts like he gets pussy but ends up with none or very little (and the very little that counts is probably a wet ragged creep who only pitied him) or the last of his clan not giving a fuck about anything else because who needs family when you can travel faster than lightning?
>DGGTY

>>508279384 (OP)
When’s the last time that happened? Did you do your homework on this?

>>508279384 (OP)
trump bombed iran in his first term and i wasnt drafted then

>boomers get drafted
>millennials stay home
>zoomettes become their fleshlights

>>508280777
Kek, they didn't have Palantir during Vietnam. Enjoy the draft zoomer.

>>508284331
Jail seems kinda cozy on god fr fr

>>508282450
That one was a secret. I'm surprised you remember that. In do too. No one else does.

>>508279384 (OP)
I will press G.

Americucks just say you are non-binary or a tranny and you should be safe. Add that you are a flaming homosexual just in case.

>>508279384 (OP)
>>508279808
>>508279892
>>508280777
Dual citizen here. I'm going to sign up again but only as a draft enforcer. I'm going to round every last one of you up once the day of the draft card arrives. I hope you're ready to comply with my lawful orders when the time comes. And no hiding, it isn't manly.

I know what you're thinking, "hehe I won't go anywhere my mom will hide me." She won't, and if she tries I'll haul her ass to prison and break her under questioning until she gives you up. Then you can both cry from segregated drunk tanks.

Make no mistakes Uncle Sam doesn't play games. This is NOT like your video games. So, don't play cute.

>>508285175
i think things are just gonna be fine

>>508279384 (OP)
Three words, my nigger:
>type 1 diabetic

>>508285184
Your funeral.

>>508285184
Based. Can't wait to see you. ^_^

>>508279384 (OP)
Probably, and the women are going to party Nd fuck around like the Ukrainian women did

>>508285175
i smoke weed so i should be good.

>>508285184
this is a copypasta but if you try that i will shoot you

>>508285520
Their bravado doesn't last long, huh?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>508279384 (OP)
Fuck off not dying for Israel

>>508285184
If they ever came for me, I'd just hand myself over and go to prison.

>>508279384 (OP)
>>508281627
when zoomer boys get drafted millennials will have harems of 18 year olds

>>508285184

Come on nibba, my 762 is waiting to meet your glowy fed ass forehead, maggot.

>>508279384 (OP)
I think you severely underestimate the average age of /pol/ users