Anonymous
(ID: hBgqMDvn)
6/22/2025, 5:41:46 AM
No.508280275
>>508282619
>>508284195
>>508284550
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm too fat to be drafted
Anonymous
(ID: QAyICI1/)
6/22/2025, 5:42:50 AM
No.508280408
>>508281768
>>508282006
>>508284814
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm 33. If I get drafted things are fucked.
Anonymous
(ID: aEwfO/Zh)
6/22/2025, 5:44:42 AM
No.508280611
are they gonna draft canuckadians too?
Anonymous
(ID: qw25hzGD)
6/22/2025, 5:44:42 AM
No.508280612
>>508279942 (OP)
I have bone spurs so I'll be playing golf five times a week on taxpayer money while chuds are dying for their masters
Anonymous
(ID: p19cWhF5)
6/22/2025, 5:45:24 AM
No.508280699
>>508282236
tf is a draft? isn't that a beer term?
Anonymous
(ID: mhdPijDi)
6/22/2025, 5:46:43 AM
No.508280858
>>508279942 (OP)
this will be the 7th time ive been drafted
i feel nothing
Anonymous
(ID: eRESi0fj)
6/22/2025, 5:47:01 AM
No.508280893
>>508281244
any failure can pull a trigger in comfort, pussy.
Enjoy
Anonymous
(ID: +JqDZHiv)
6/22/2025, 5:47:15 AM
No.508280924
>>508279942 (OP)
Anyone in this day who gets drafted as infantry is fucked thanks to drone technology.
Anonymous
(ID: 1McMJa+l)
6/22/2025, 5:47:29 AM
No.508280953
>>508281245
>>508281339
>>508279942 (OP)
i'd shoot my commanding officer the second they hand me a gun
Anonymous
(ID: aJILIBnK)
6/22/2025, 5:48:34 AM
No.508281088
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd lose it as soon as they make us do that gay ass-eating exercise that the army does for some reason (the reason is that the army is gay)
Sieg
(ID: scYzdEXb)
6/22/2025, 5:49:14 AM
No.508281151
>>508279942 (OP)
Poorly, I’m overweight, respiratory issues, low reaction rate vs 20 something’s. No military experience lived cushy life for 40 years
I’d die almost immediately
Anonymous
(ID: LO0Har0Z)
6/22/2025, 5:50:07 AM
No.508281244
>>508280893
Tell that to the millions of guys who got rejected by MEPs during GWOT. Shit I had to get 3 waivers to enlist and I could only join the pogiest role in a branch I didnt want to join.
Anonymous
(ID: TbmTiWse)
6/22/2025, 5:50:07 AM
No.508281245
>>508282137
>>508280953
I'm shooting the recruiters the second they knock on my door
Anonymous
(ID: DxZNCRui)
6/22/2025, 5:50:21 AM
No.508281265
>>508282593
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm 26 nigger they won't draft me unless the ranks get decimated
>>508279942 (OP)
Pyle missed the forest for the trees, they turned him from a fat retard into something resembling a functional adult with one swift sock beating. The moral of the story is that bullying works.
Anonymous
(ID: h7yWp5vx)
6/22/2025, 5:52:10 AM
No.508281470
>>508279942 (OP)
If I tell them
>I will kill myself the second you hand me a weapon
Will they still force me to go? I'm 27 so I doubt they'd call me up but WW2 had 40 year old uncs there so who knows
Anonymous
(ID: h7yWp5vx)
6/22/2025, 5:53:05 AM
No.508281576
>>508281691
>>508282216
>>508281418
Did... did you only watch the first 30 minutes or something?
Anonymous
(ID: yN1MwWcQ)
6/22/2025, 5:53:42 AM
No.508281653
>>508279942 (OP)
The world will end in nuclear war before I am drafted.
Anonymous
(ID: Rf8KUGUE)
6/22/2025, 5:54:05 AM
No.508281683
>>508281418
Yeah, he did manage to correctly identify and resolve the standing issue in the end with encouragement.
Anonymous
(ID: 1siJ5w4z)
6/22/2025, 5:54:09 AM
No.508281691
>>508281770
>>508282216
>>508281576
You're responding to a machine
Anonymous
(ID: 0JCFKLKU)
6/22/2025, 5:54:52 AM
No.508281768
>>508280408
We're both gonna be out there eventually
Anonymous
(ID: h7yWp5vx)
6/22/2025, 5:54:54 AM
No.508281770
>>508282103
>>508281691
How was I supposed to know?
Anonymous
(ID: k+i5DAGT)
6/22/2025, 5:55:17 AM
No.508281810
>>508281879
Pretty good, I imagine I'd be able to eliminate a few officers before they took me down
Anonymous
(ID: oRn7WsJ3)
6/22/2025, 5:55:20 AM
No.508281817
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm "medically unfit". Only low iq white people will get drafted
Anonymous
(ID: i5eI+WcY)
6/22/2025, 5:55:42 AM
No.508281852
>>508281927
>>508279942 (OP)
Do we get jelly donuts and fully automatic rifles?
I'm all the way in.
Anonymous
(ID: PFE+UR47)
6/22/2025, 5:56:02 AM
No.508281897
>>508282152
>>508284187
>>508279942 (OP)
I already served in the military and am past the age of forced recall (I’m 33). I’m also fat now. Im going to start getting in shape so I can pound all the lonely zoomer wife pussy while you goyim die in the desert trenches. Don’t worry I have blonde hair and blue eyes, I’ll ensure the Aryan race stays alive by impregnating your wives after you die for Israel.
Anonymous
(ID: 0vqLrcn9)
6/22/2025, 5:56:26 AM
No.508281935
>>508279942 (OP)
I won't, since America is a civilized country that values freedom. Keep coping.
Anonymous
(ID: MrW958lZ)
6/22/2025, 5:56:35 AM
No.508281954
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd probably do a bunch of really heroic shit to the point that they make several movies and a video game about my adventures. The rest of you will get blown up by temu drones quickly
Anonymous
(ID: n5FAzRUz)
6/22/2025, 5:56:36 AM
No.508281955
You're a disgusting fat body, private Pyle. Now get the fuck off my obstacle course!
Anonymous
(ID: pnw2ul1W)
6/22/2025, 5:57:05 AM
No.508282006
>>508280408
WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
NUMB NUTS!!
Anonymous
(ID: 6/Iic16b)
6/22/2025, 5:57:09 AM
No.508282014
>>508279942 (OP)
Im a 39 year old married college educated white man with kids. If I get drafted it's already fucking over.
Anonymous
(ID: bCPtGHqq)
6/22/2025, 5:57:21 AM
No.508282038
>>508279942 (OP)
Pretty well. My commanding officer won’t be so lucky though
Anonymous
(ID: w1VBRKu0)
6/22/2025, 5:57:27 AM
No.508282048
>>508279942 (OP)
Drafted? I'm fucking 58 years old. I'm not getting drafted.
Looking forward to seeing red-hatted zoomer cretins shipped off to get what they voted for, though.
Anonymous
(ID: YZRoMZ4d)
6/22/2025, 5:57:34 AM
No.508282057
>>508279942 (OP)
If they put a gun in my hand I'll put it in my mouth before I'm even deployed onto the battlefield
Anonymous
(ID: 7p3gNzbs)
6/22/2025, 5:57:35 AM
No.508282059
>>508279942 (OP)
>had brain surgery
If they draft me they are giving me a bazooka and pointing me on a suicide mission against aliens or something
Anonymous
(ID: xHLPL3F+)
6/22/2025, 5:57:44 AM
No.508282076
>>508282290
>>508282573
>>508279942 (OP)
>How do you think you'll fare if you get drafted?
Trannys are not allowed in military, putting a flower in my hair and putting on sister's bra now.
Anonymous
(ID: Y6D69cLy)
6/22/2025, 5:58:06 AM
No.508282109
>>508282326
>>508279942 (OP)
There would be mass recruiter killings if they did the draft on a universally unpopular war call
Anonymous
(ID: Tbo7B0C8)
6/22/2025, 5:58:15 AM
No.508282122
>>508282393
>>508279942 (OP)
If I get drafted, I'll play along til they hand me a gun and shoot my C/O in the head. Fuck Israel.
Anonymous
(ID: 1McMJa+l)
6/22/2025, 5:58:29 AM
No.508282137
>>508281245
the recruiters are just dumb grunts, i'd rather take out a classed officer if i'm going to get ventilated immediately after
Anonymous
(ID: uS2PT58g)
6/22/2025, 5:58:34 AM
No.508282144
>>508279942 (OP)
Probably go AWOL and dessert but I want out of America really bad anyway before the next stupidity happens
Anonymous
(ID: 4exOzKyr)
6/22/2025, 5:59:01 AM
No.508282198
They can't draft me, I'm already on disability from the VA
Anonymous
(ID: n5xSl5fw)
6/22/2025, 5:59:12 AM
No.508282216
>>508281576
I'm saying if he hadn't been such a pussy, he could have realized that they turned him into a better person.
>>508281691
beep boop, nigger
Anonymous
(ID: MGtuBQMc)
6/22/2025, 5:59:26 AM
No.508282236
>>508280699
I don't know what it means either. I hear people talking about IPA's and just tune out. Drink it if you like it and if you don't drink something else.
Anonymous
(ID: i5eI+WcY)
6/22/2025, 5:59:57 AM
No.508282290
>>508283057
>>508282076
>Bra
No you need to put on the pink panties princess
Anonymous
(ID: +JqDZHiv)
6/22/2025, 6:00:10 AM
No.508282326
>>508282109
That reminds me of stuff I had read about the Vietnam war. It seem like lots of soldiers in the middle of a warzone threw grenades at their own officers, specially the ones trying to show off sending them to the shittiest parts of the war
Anonymous
(ID: HyQl9KWj)
6/22/2025, 6:00:30 AM
No.508282355
>>508279942 (OP)
If they put a weapon in my hand I can't guarantee where I will point it
I guess it's an internment camp for me
Anonymous
(ID: z8t/uLbB)
6/22/2025, 6:00:31 AM
No.508282358
>>508281418
well he did make it past graduation so i guess the DI succeeded
Anonymous
(ID: 6WTpm/Zu)
6/22/2025, 6:00:37 AM
No.508282374
>>508286269
I'd be shot "accidentally" by my fellow infantry cannon fodder, chilling on base in a support role while enjoying my switch by my lonesome or sitting atop a rooftop behind a big ass scope killing everything that moves without hesitation.
Anonymous
(ID: 2be1/rf9)
6/22/2025, 6:01:18 AM
No.508282460
>>508290157
Good
I’m physically fit for my age, smart enough to Air Force
Anonymous
(ID: pnw2ul1W)
6/22/2025, 6:02:11 AM
No.508282573
>>508283057
>>508282076
I would only have segs with a ladyboi
White trannies disgust me and make me angry
Anonymous
(ID: zhEYxAbI)
6/22/2025, 6:02:23 AM
No.508282593
>>508281265
You guys go first in operation iran gets blacked
Anonymous
(ID: cMxHdMMn)
6/22/2025, 6:02:39 AM
No.508282619
>>508280275
FPBP I get the reference. Fuck shills and fuck recruiters.
Anonymous
(ID: PvUBNRTV)
6/22/2025, 6:02:47 AM
No.508282630
>>508285511
>"I'd shoot the draft officer."
Wouldn't it make more sense to shoot AT the draft officer from some concealed location and let them run away? Then there's a chance they'll just say "fuck it" and leave you alone.
Anonymous
(ID: xHLPL3F+)
6/22/2025, 6:06:52 AM
No.508283057
>>508283782
>>508284509
>>508285134
>>508282290
>>508282573
How do you 'prove' you are trans so you can not be drafted?
Do you need to cough up some throat yogurt or something.. maybe show a stool sample covered in cum?
Anonymous
(ID: pnw2ul1W)
6/22/2025, 6:13:52 AM
No.508283782
>>508283057
You can apply for a an hero
If your successful they can’t draft you
Anonymous
(ID: owWaThlr)
6/22/2025, 6:16:19 AM
No.508284034
The zoomette and freshly legal alpha pussy in a few years, when you dumb kids are gone, is gonna be CASH. Maybe becoming a jaded, frumpy, bruh-spouting Eilish clone will be passe by the time A comes of age too.
Anonymous
(ID: A6aHek2C)
6/22/2025, 6:17:36 AM
No.508284195
>>508284442
>>508284590
>>508286935
>>508280275
You'll be thrown into a fat camp and PT'd until you die. It was done during Vietnam with Project 100,000.
Anonymous
(ID: pP40rM3V)
6/22/2025, 6:18:58 AM
No.508284339
>>508279942 (OP)
It would be extremely painful
Anonymous
(ID: yFpsSc5F)
6/22/2025, 6:19:41 AM
No.508284416
>>508284470
>everyone is suddenly overweight and diabetic here
wtf
Anonymous
(ID: owWaThlr)
6/22/2025, 6:20:03 AM
No.508284442
>>508284195
Please. That was 60s fat. Pyle's just a normal sized dude now. Hope they're willing to throw reconstructive surgery and all the slow, expensive therapy necessary to get modern corn-syrup lardasses combat ready.
Anonymous
(ID: i5eI+WcY)
6/22/2025, 6:20:40 AM
No.508284509
>>508288269
>>508283057
>How do you 'prove' you are trans so you can not be drafted?
Sucking Cock
You know you love cock and crave cock.
Anonymous
(ID: E2W0b9yB)
6/22/2025, 6:21:03 AM
No.508284550
>>508280275
They just put you in Army fat and make you lose weight now. Hell, they probably inject you with Ozempic.
Anonymous
(ID: pnw2ul1W)
6/22/2025, 6:21:21 AM
No.508284590
>>508284195
If you can’t get over the wall you don’t get to eat
Anonymous
(ID: E2W0b9yB)
6/22/2025, 6:23:42 AM
No.508284814
>>508280408
33 isn’t even old for a draftee. During world war 2 they drafted guys up to 45 at one point.
Anonymous
(ID: HGvN0neg)
6/22/2025, 6:24:12 AM
No.508284853
>>508279942 (OP)
I'll die. In my living room.
Anonymous
(ID: mi6JRlic)
6/22/2025, 6:27:10 AM
No.508285134
>>508283057
Should have been a futafag and gotten into stuffing your butt because futa on male (and futa on futa, self-inserting as the receiving futa) is based
Never would I have thought that my years futafaggotry and history of dildo purchases would save me from the globohomo
@UNORTHDOCX
(ID: D11yestj)
6/22/2025, 6:27:15 AM
No.508285144
That's more of a 2000ß fag thing I was born late 97 faggot
Anonymous
(ID: wtpR7F4e)
6/22/2025, 6:27:36 AM
No.508285182
>>508285959
>>508279942 (OP)
>drafted
what nonsense. There's not even enough land to need the soldiers already enlisted, let alone the need to draft every American male under 40
Anonymous
(ID: HGvN0neg)
6/22/2025, 6:30:48 AM
No.508285511
>>508282630
No. The point isn't to survive.
Anonymous
(ID: G0iJKHP6)
6/22/2025, 6:31:58 AM
No.508285647
>>508279942 (OP)
Do we have tranny bunkmates?
Anonymous
(ID: pnw2ul1W)
6/22/2025, 6:35:03 AM
No.508285959
>>508285182
We can dream though!
Watching supple zoomoids getting bayoneted by Ching Chong supper changs on live tv with my zoomet haram
Anonymous
(ID: Cpm7pmYF)
6/22/2025, 6:37:13 AM
No.508286184
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd love to go to war, but not for Israel ofc
>>508281418
>t. watched the movie through yt shorts
Anonymous
(ID: okvdi/Bn)
6/22/2025, 6:38:13 AM
No.508286269
>>508282374
Your birthdate starts with a 2
Anonymous
(ID: 450QqnU4)
6/22/2025, 6:40:45 AM
No.508286538
>>508279942 (OP)
Won't be me, sorry
Hypertension + Gamer's Thumb + History of mental health problems
Anonymous
(ID: t2o7uSK4)
6/22/2025, 6:44:37 AM
No.508286935
>>508284195
As someone who was in from 2012-2021, the military is full of spics just gaming the system to retire by 39. Them and filipinos legit run the military to a point where they coast through every assignment.
Anonymous
(ID: obDYgXTL)
6/22/2025, 6:48:59 AM
No.508287401
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd end up in military prison for some kind of disobedience like striking an officer or something. I am a free man that does not tolerate being told what to do by "men" I consider lesser than me.
Anonymous
(ID: xHLPL3F+)
6/22/2025, 6:56:49 AM
No.508288269
>>508284509
>Sucking Cock
>You know you love cock and crave cock.
That is homosexual.. THEY are military approved... USA Military is HOMO friendly
I am talking trans here
Anonymous
(ID: 8V6LoRyq)
6/22/2025, 7:08:46 AM
No.508289510
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm already a general of the salvation army, bitch
Anonymous
(ID: VdnJmwMZ)
6/22/2025, 7:15:05 AM
No.508290157
>>508290681
>>508282460
You don't get to choose your branch in a draft, they will just throw you into the Army or Marines. Better join now anon
Anonymous
(ID: v+l0txbH)
6/22/2025, 7:17:21 AM
No.508290405
There are two options:
>go to the front
>get artillery on your head before you can do anything
>get send to a camp
>boys, dinner is ready
Anonymous
(ID: 1IfrVJ13)
6/22/2025, 7:17:55 AM
No.508290440
>>508279942 (OP).
Hmmm.
Say the N word, and not die for Zog. ez.
Anonymous
(ID: Z2XXK8BX)
6/22/2025, 7:20:24 AM
No.508290695
>>508279942 (OP)
i'm too old to be drafted. my history of mental health issues would be enough if was eligible. good luck dying for israel, zoomies. i'll take care of the zoomettes while your gone.
Anonymous
(ID: xHLPL3F+)
6/22/2025, 7:23:44 AM
No.508291030
>>508279942 (OP)
I do not have time to get a tranny booty... what do I do?
