Thread 508279942 - /pol/ [Archived: 884 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: CY5wLNxEUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:38:53 AM No.508279942
Pyle
Pyle
md5: cca455db134754b0a9a1b65fdb7edd33๐Ÿ”
Be honest:
How do you think you'll fare if you get drafted?
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Anonymous ID: hBgqMDvnUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:41:46 AM No.508280275
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm too fat to be drafted
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Anonymous ID: QAyICI1/United States
6/22/2025, 5:42:50 AM No.508280408
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm 33. If I get drafted things are fucked.
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Anonymous ID: aEwfO/ZhCanada
6/22/2025, 5:44:42 AM No.508280611
are they gonna draft canuckadians too?
Anonymous ID: qw25hzGDUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:44:42 AM No.508280612
>>508279942 (OP)
I have bone spurs so I'll be playing golf five times a week on taxpayer money while chuds are dying for their masters
Anonymous ID: p19cWhF5United States
6/22/2025, 5:45:24 AM No.508280699
tf is a draft? isn't that a beer term?
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Anonymous ID: LO0Har0ZAustralia
6/22/2025, 5:46:38 AM No.508280846
>>508279942 (OP)
I wont.

>Too old
>Type 2 diabetic
>Alcoholic
>overweight
>Adjustment disorder which I acquired during my time in the military
Anonymous ID: mhdPijDiUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:46:43 AM No.508280858
>>508279942 (OP)
this will be the 7th time ive been drafted
i feel nothing
Anonymous ID: eRESi0fjUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:47:01 AM No.508280893
any failure can pull a trigger in comfort, pussy.
Enjoy
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Anonymous ID: +JqDZHivBrazil
6/22/2025, 5:47:15 AM No.508280924
>>508279942 (OP)
Anyone in this day who gets drafted as infantry is fucked thanks to drone technology.
Anonymous ID: 1McMJa+lUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:47:29 AM No.508280953
>>508279942 (OP)
i'd shoot my commanding officer the second they hand me a gun
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Anonymous ID: aJILIBnKUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:48:34 AM No.508281088
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd lose it as soon as they make us do that gay ass-eating exercise that the army does for some reason (the reason is that the army is gay)
Anonymous ID: t5cl/Ku8
6/22/2025, 5:48:39 AM No.508281096
>>508279942 (OP)
I can easily be trans
Sieg ID: scYzdEXbUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:49:14 AM No.508281151
>>508279942 (OP)
Poorly, Iโ€™m overweight, respiratory issues, low reaction rate vs 20 somethingโ€™s. No military experience lived cushy life for 40 years

Iโ€™d die almost immediately
Anonymous ID: LO0Har0ZAustralia
6/22/2025, 5:50:07 AM No.508281244
>>508280893
Tell that to the millions of guys who got rejected by MEPs during GWOT. Shit I had to get 3 waivers to enlist and I could only join the pogiest role in a branch I didnt want to join.
Anonymous ID: TbmTiWseUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:50:07 AM No.508281245
>>508280953
I'm shooting the recruiters the second they knock on my door
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Anonymous ID: DxZNCRuiUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:50:21 AM No.508281265
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm 26 nigger they won't draft me unless the ranks get decimated
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Anonymous ID: 1siJ5w4zUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:51:04 AM No.508281339
>>508280953
same
Anonymous ID: n5xSl5fwUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:51:45 AM No.508281418
>>508279942 (OP)
Pyle missed the forest for the trees, they turned him from a fat retard into something resembling a functional adult with one swift sock beating. The moral of the story is that bullying works.
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Anonymous ID: h7yWp5vxUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:52:10 AM No.508281470
>>508279942 (OP)
If I tell them
>I will kill myself the second you hand me a weapon
Will they still force me to go? I'm 27 so I doubt they'd call me up but WW2 had 40 year old uncs there so who knows
Anonymous ID: h7yWp5vxUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:53:05 AM No.508281576
>>508281418
Did... did you only watch the first 30 minutes or something?
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Anonymous ID: yN1MwWcQUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:53:42 AM No.508281653
comfy
comfy
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>>508279942 (OP)
The world will end in nuclear war before I am drafted.
Anonymous ID: Rf8KUGUEUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:54:05 AM No.508281683
>>508281418
Yeah, he did manage to correctly identify and resolve the standing issue in the end with encouragement.
Anonymous ID: 1siJ5w4zUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:54:09 AM No.508281691
>>508281576
You're responding to a machine
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Anonymous ID: 0JCFKLKUCanada
6/22/2025, 5:54:52 AM No.508281768
>>508280408
We're both gonna be out there eventually
Anonymous ID: h7yWp5vxUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:54:54 AM No.508281770
>>508281691
How was I supposed to know?
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Anonymous ID: qN1tUolrUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:55:02 AM No.508281781
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>>508279942 (OP)
do it
Anonymous ID: k+i5DAGTUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:55:17 AM No.508281810
Pretty good, I imagine I'd be able to eliminate a few officers before they took me down
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Anonymous ID: oRn7WsJ3
6/22/2025, 5:55:20 AM No.508281817
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm "medically unfit". Only low iq white people will get drafted
Anonymous ID: i5eI+WcYUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:55:42 AM No.508281852
>>508279942 (OP)
Do we get jelly donuts and fully automatic rifles?
I'm all the way in.
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Anonymous ID: oRn7WsJ3
6/22/2025, 5:55:51 AM No.508281879
>>508281810
based fragger
Anonymous ID: PFE+UR47United States
6/22/2025, 5:56:02 AM No.508281897
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>>508279942 (OP)
I already served in the military and am past the age of forced recall (Iโ€™m 33). Iโ€™m also fat now. Im going to start getting in shape so I can pound all the lonely zoomer wife pussy while you goyim die in the desert trenches. Donโ€™t worry I have blonde hair and blue eyes, Iโ€™ll ensure the Aryan race stays alive by impregnating your wives after you die for Israel.
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Anonymous ID: xjLYx64VNepal
6/22/2025, 5:56:20 AM No.508281922
>>508279942 (OP)
Drafted? Ahahaha
Anonymous ID: oRn7WsJ3
6/22/2025, 5:56:24 AM No.508281927
>>508281852
you are very american
Anonymous ID: 0vqLrcn9United States
6/22/2025, 5:56:26 AM No.508281935
>>508279942 (OP)
I won't, since America is a civilized country that values freedom. Keep coping.
Anonymous ID: MrW958lZUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:56:35 AM No.508281954
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd probably do a bunch of really heroic shit to the point that they make several movies and a video game about my adventures. The rest of you will get blown up by temu drones quickly
Anonymous ID: n5FAzRUzUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:56:36 AM No.508281955
You're a disgusting fat body, private Pyle. Now get the fuck off my obstacle course!
Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:57:05 AM No.508282006
>>508280408
WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
NUMB NUTS!!
Anonymous ID: 6/Iic16bUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:57:09 AM No.508282014
>>508279942 (OP)
Im a 39 year old married college educated white man with kids. If I get drafted it's already fucking over.
Anonymous ID: bCPtGHqqUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:57:21 AM No.508282038
>>508279942 (OP)
Pretty well. My commanding officer wonโ€™t be so lucky though
Anonymous ID: w1VBRKu0United States
6/22/2025, 5:57:27 AM No.508282048
>>508279942 (OP)
Drafted? I'm fucking 58 years old. I'm not getting drafted.
Looking forward to seeing red-hatted zoomer cretins shipped off to get what they voted for, though.
Anonymous ID: YZRoMZ4dUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:57:34 AM No.508282057
>>508279942 (OP)
If they put a gun in my hand I'll put it in my mouth before I'm even deployed onto the battlefield
Anonymous ID: 7p3gNzbsUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:57:35 AM No.508282059
>>508279942 (OP)
>had brain surgery
If they draft me they are giving me a bazooka and pointing me on a suicide mission against aliens or something
Anonymous ID: xHLPL3F+United States
6/22/2025, 5:57:44 AM No.508282076
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>>508279942 (OP)
>How do you think you'll fare if you get drafted?

Trannys are not allowed in military, putting a flower in my hair and putting on sister's bra now.
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Anonymous ID: 1siJ5w4zUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:58:04 AM No.508282103
>>508281770
Context clues
Anonymous ID: Y6D69cLyUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:58:06 AM No.508282109
>>508279942 (OP)
There would be mass recruiter killings if they did the draft on a universally unpopular war call
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Anonymous ID: Tbo7B0C8United States
6/22/2025, 5:58:15 AM No.508282122
>>508279942 (OP)
If I get drafted, I'll play along til they hand me a gun and shoot my C/O in the head. Fuck Israel.
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Anonymous ID: 1McMJa+lUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:58:29 AM No.508282137
>>508281245
the recruiters are just dumb grunts, i'd rather take out a classed officer if i'm going to get ventilated immediately after
Anonymous ID: uS2PT58gFrance
6/22/2025, 5:58:34 AM No.508282144
>>508279942 (OP)
Probably go AWOL and dessert but I want out of America really bad anyway before the next stupidity happens
Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:58:37 AM No.508282152
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>>508281897
>Im going to start getting in shape so I can pound all the lonely zoomer wife pussy while you goyim die in the desert trenches
Anonymous ID: 4exOzKyrUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:59:01 AM No.508282198
They can't draft me, I'm already on disability from the VA
Anonymous ID: n5xSl5fwUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:59:12 AM No.508282216
1565489936502
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>>508281576
I'm saying if he hadn't been such a pussy, he could have realized that they turned him into a better person.
>>508281691
beep boop, nigger
Anonymous ID: MGtuBQMcUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:59:26 AM No.508282236
>>508280699
I don't know what it means either. I hear people talking about IPA's and just tune out. Drink it if you like it and if you don't drink something else.
Anonymous ID: i5eI+WcYUnited States
6/22/2025, 5:59:57 AM No.508282290
>>508282076
>Bra
No you need to put on the pink panties princess
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Anonymous ID: +JqDZHivBrazil
6/22/2025, 6:00:10 AM No.508282326
>>508282109
That reminds me of stuff I had read about the Vietnam war. It seem like lots of soldiers in the middle of a warzone threw grenades at their own officers, specially the ones trying to show off sending them to the shittiest parts of the war
Anonymous ID: HyQl9KWjCanada
6/22/2025, 6:00:30 AM No.508282355
>>508279942 (OP)
If they put a weapon in my hand I can't guarantee where I will point it
I guess it's an internment camp for me
Anonymous ID: z8t/uLbBUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:00:31 AM No.508282358
>>508281418
well he did make it past graduation so i guess the DI succeeded
Anonymous ID: 6WTpm/ZuCanada
6/22/2025, 6:00:37 AM No.508282374
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I'd be shot "accidentally" by my fellow infantry cannon fodder, chilling on base in a support role while enjoying my switch by my lonesome or sitting atop a rooftop behind a big ass scope killing everything that moves without hesitation.
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Anonymous ID: 1siJ5w4zUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:00:47 AM No.508282393
>>508282122
Same
Anonymous ID: 2be1/rf9United States
6/22/2025, 6:01:18 AM No.508282460
Good

Iโ€™m physically fit for my age, smart enough to Air Force
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Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:02:11 AM No.508282573
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>>508282076
I would only have segs with a ladyboi
White trannies disgust me and make me angry
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Anonymous ID: zhEYxAbICanada
6/22/2025, 6:02:23 AM No.508282593
>>508281265
You guys go first in operation iran gets blacked
Anonymous ID: cMxHdMMnUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:02:39 AM No.508282619
>>508280275
FPBP I get the reference. Fuck shills and fuck recruiters.
Anonymous ID: PvUBNRTVUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:02:47 AM No.508282630
>"I'd shoot the draft officer."
Wouldn't it make more sense to shoot AT the draft officer from some concealed location and let them run away? Then there's a chance they'll just say "fuck it" and leave you alone.
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Anonymous ID: xHLPL3F+United States
6/22/2025, 6:06:52 AM No.508283057
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>>508282290
>>508282573

How do you 'prove' you are trans so you can not be drafted?
Do you need to cough up some throat yogurt or something.. maybe show a stool sample covered in cum?
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Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:13:52 AM No.508283782
>>508283057
You can apply for a an hero
If your successful they canโ€™t draft you
Anonymous ID: owWaThlrUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:16:19 AM No.508284034
The zoomette and freshly legal alpha pussy in a few years, when you dumb kids are gone, is gonna be CASH. Maybe becoming a jaded, frumpy, bruh-spouting Eilish clone will be passe by the time A comes of age too.
Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:17:33 AM No.508284187
>>508281897
>getting in shape
You wonโ€™t have to
Anonymous ID: A6aHek2CUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:17:36 AM No.508284195
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>>508280275
You'll be thrown into a fat camp and PT'd until you die. It was done during Vietnam with Project 100,000.
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Anonymous ID: pP40rM3VUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:18:58 AM No.508284339
foryou
foryou
md5: 31355d7b404d5c143d8e8579f84ea699๐Ÿ”
>>508279942 (OP)
It would be extremely painful
Anonymous ID: yFpsSc5FUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:19:41 AM No.508284416
>everyone is suddenly overweight and diabetic here
wtf
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Anonymous ID: owWaThlrUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:20:03 AM No.508284442
>>508284195
Please. That was 60s fat. Pyle's just a normal sized dude now. Hope they're willing to throw reconstructive surgery and all the slow, expensive therapy necessary to get modern corn-syrup lardasses combat ready.
Anonymous ID: CY5wLNxEUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:20:17 AM No.508284470
>>508284416
>suddenly
Anonymous ID: i5eI+WcYUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:20:40 AM No.508284509
>>508283057
>How do you 'prove' you are trans so you can not be drafted?
Sucking Cock
You know you love cock and crave cock.
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Anonymous ID: E2W0b9yBUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:21:03 AM No.508284550
>>508280275
They just put you in Army fat and make you lose weight now. Hell, they probably inject you with Ozempic.
Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:21:21 AM No.508284590
>>508284195
If you canโ€™t get over the wall you donโ€™t get to eat
Anonymous ID: E2W0b9yBUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:23:42 AM No.508284814
>>508280408
33 isnโ€™t even old for a draftee. During world war 2 they drafted guys up to 45 at one point.
Anonymous ID: HGvN0negUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:24:12 AM No.508284853
>>508279942 (OP)
I'll die. In my living room.
Anonymous ID: mi6JRlicFinland
6/22/2025, 6:27:10 AM No.508285134
>>508283057
Should have been a futafag and gotten into stuffing your butt because futa on male (and futa on futa, self-inserting as the receiving futa) is based
Never would I have thought that my years futafaggotry and history of dildo purchases would save me from the globohomo
@UNORTHDOCX ID: D11yestjUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:27:15 AM No.508285144
That's more of a 2000รŸ fag thing I was born late 97 faggot
Anonymous ID: wtpR7F4eMexico
6/22/2025, 6:27:36 AM No.508285182
>>508279942 (OP)
>drafted
what nonsense. There's not even enough land to need the soldiers already enlisted, let alone the need to draft every American male under 40
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Anonymous ID: HGvN0negUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:30:48 AM No.508285511
>>508282630
No. The point isn't to survive.
Anonymous ID: G0iJKHP6
6/22/2025, 6:31:58 AM No.508285647
>>508279942 (OP)
Do we have tranny bunkmates?
Anonymous ID: pnw2ul1WUnited States
6/22/2025, 6:35:03 AM No.508285959
>>508285182
We can dream though!
Watching supple zoomoids getting bayoneted by Ching Chong supper changs on live tv with my zoomet haram
Anonymous ID: Cpm7pmYFBrazil
6/22/2025, 6:37:13 AM No.508286184
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd love to go to war, but not for Israel ofc

>>508281418
>t. watched the movie through yt shorts
Anonymous ID: okvdi/BnCanada
6/22/2025, 6:38:13 AM No.508286269
>>508282374
Your birthdate starts with a 2
Anonymous ID: 450QqnU4Australia
6/22/2025, 6:40:45 AM No.508286538
>>508279942 (OP)
Won't be me, sorry
Hypertension + Gamer's Thumb + History of mental health problems
Anonymous ID: t2o7uSK4United States
6/22/2025, 6:44:37 AM No.508286935
>>508284195
As someone who was in from 2012-2021, the military is full of spics just gaming the system to retire by 39. Them and filipinos legit run the military to a point where they coast through every assignment.
Anonymous ID: obDYgXTLCanada
6/22/2025, 6:48:59 AM No.508287401
>>508279942 (OP)
I'd end up in military prison for some kind of disobedience like striking an officer or something. I am a free man that does not tolerate being told what to do by "men" I consider lesser than me.
Anonymous ID: xHLPL3F+United States
6/22/2025, 6:56:49 AM No.508288269
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>>508284509
>Sucking Cock
>You know you love cock and crave cock.

That is homosexual.. THEY are military approved... USA Military is HOMO friendly
I am talking trans here
Anonymous ID: f3rMnrTqUnited States
6/22/2025, 7:03:25 AM No.508288972
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Anonymous ID: 8V6LoRyqUnited States
6/22/2025, 7:08:46 AM No.508289510
>>508279942 (OP)
I'm already a general of the salvation army, bitch
Anonymous ID: VdnJmwMZUnited States
6/22/2025, 7:15:05 AM No.508290157
>>508282460
You don't get to choose your branch in a draft, they will just throw you into the Army or Marines. Better join now anon
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Anonymous ID: v+l0txbHNetherlands
6/22/2025, 7:17:21 AM No.508290405
There are two options:
>go to the front
>get artillery on your head before you can do anything

>get send to a camp
>boys, dinner is ready
Anonymous ID: 1IfrVJ13
6/22/2025, 7:17:55 AM No.508290440
>>508279942 (OP).

Hmmm.

Say the N word, and not die for Zog. ez.
Anonymous ID: 2be1/rf9United States
6/22/2025, 7:20:17 AM No.508290681
>>508290157
Incorrect actually
Anonymous ID: Z2XXK8BXUnited States
6/22/2025, 7:20:24 AM No.508290695
>>508279942 (OP)
i'm too old to be drafted. my history of mental health issues would be enough if was eligible. good luck dying for israel, zoomies. i'll take care of the zoomettes while your gone.
Anonymous ID: xHLPL3F+United States
6/22/2025, 7:23:44 AM No.508291030
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>>508279942 (OP)

I do not have time to get a tranny booty... what do I do?