Thread 508289300

War hats on lads
We're off to iran

>>508290397
He should be arrested for that

posted without comment

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/477976902/

spain is pretty pretty much the only EU country other than ireland openly defying trump and standing up to israel right now

things are getting hot

>>508291238
The kneecap lad with the bally is running Ireland

God i hope none of this war stuff affects prime day

>>508291238
What’s up blockmeister?
Catch me up on the latest lore

>bombs won't shape ww3
>it'll be social media

>>508292972
>Muh good human being
wearing a bit thin these days that one?

>>508293270
Not even (They) can get along

It'd be hard to believe in God if you were like Hawkins but he seemed like a bitter person all around desu

>>508294206
All this proves is that high IQ doesnt make you infallible to error. Jesus is not god and he can't say with any certainty that god exists or is 'alive'.

>>508294206
I'm not a believer in religion, however, if you look at how English society is structured, it always built the pub and church first before building everything else. With the multicultural slide into doom, these buildings are being desecrated by being converted into mosques and prayer rooms.
I don't want to be more religious or return to christianity because those institutions have been infiltrated by the government quangos and have female bishops or other perversions of spirituality.

Lads
If Trump is Caesar, he is looking dangerously close to assasination. He has just held his pseudo coronation at his parade and is preparing for war with Parthia

Clark Kent eat ya heart out

>>508295645
Scouserman

>>508294206
There is so much chaos to the world and zero evidence of gods. Only 'feelings' which are more often very influenced by social factors.

Anyone who believes in God is retarded. Engaging in church fetes and being a 'christian' is different. But devoting yourself to 'god' is mudslime tier retardation.

Blasting rave tunes 7 in the morning cos I can and no fucker can stop me

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK PAKIS
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK NONCES
FUCK RIGHT WINGERS
FUCK LEFTOIDS
FUCK FEMOIDS
HEIL HITLER
HEIL OUR PEOPLE

Josh how has blocko’s return been received here?

>>508293529
Why are the middle class so fucking ugly?

>>508296213
He's even more mental than last time

Feel the beat, feel the bass, make you move.

>>508296123
1488+ religions and you're a national socialist pope.

>>508296730
I'm a racist socialist.

The banker bonuses can and WILL be used to deport every single immigrant back home. That's a promise.

>>508296881
based. I actually wonder who will next take up the socialist flag in the UK after Labour is gone. hopefully it's some kind of racist socialism that kills anything that isn't white or english on this island.

Planes, trains and boats. The logistic infrastructure exists for mass deportations and an industrial scale ethnic cleansing of Britain back to her Glory days. It's only a matter time.

>>508296513
Have you offeted him any psychological advice?

>>508297088
Nationalise British Airways and fill those planes up. Temporarily expand Heathrow to 4 run ways to speed up the process.

>>508295331
why settle for an arsetwat when you can hire a real one?

>>508297631
I would just have them fly in circles above a drop zone, the zone will be a pit to drop them in at an altitude of at least 30,000. no need for parachutes. then come pick up the next load. Military can supervise the pit and add fuel when it's full to cremate the remains. waste management services and provide urine and shit to put out the fire and then their corpses can be churned with a woodchipper to provide sustainable fertilizer for agriculture.

>>508297520
Told him to leave because dench has his full address and phone number lmao

>>508289907
I'm sorry I brought about armageddon with gay thoughts but I'll do it again.

https://youtu.be/iT2eQJP3mSI?feature=shared

>>508296513
Tbf he is paying for our enjoyment of the website and maybe other websites. Electricty bill was smaller this winter, I thought "that'll be him."

>>508298247
rent shop boys

>glorious day
>most houses have their windows closed

The NPCs haven't rezzed yet

>>508294998
Tbf the Parthians were more of an issue suring the Marian era but I see him as one of the short lived ones where the Paretoriana are like "get a load of tnis guy"

>I'm Illyrian which is, like, almost Italian
>I can read, I'm not mas and dammnit people like me *sharpens lanciae*

>>508298812
Poo is stored in the dickhole

>>508294206
If Hawkins was so smart how come that nigga couldn't walk?
I'm a fucking spacker and even I can walk.

>>508299084
Hawking was just Chris Langan after one barfight miscalculation. But, as a sex haver more normal than /pol/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/stephen-hawking-pictured-on-jeffrey-epsteins-sex-slave-caribbean-island-9974955.html

>>508298000
Dench better be careful or Blocko will send his black goon roommates after him

Nobody talking about Trump bombing Iran and basically declaring war on Iran? I'm 25 lads I don't want to die. My whole life is ahead of me.

milk went off at lightspeed during the night so when i went to make my morning brew it was all curdled
fucking ell. on a sunday as well
morning lads

Bit hot for Big Lads today.

>>508296881
Basado

>the sultans palace balti
>expection: opulence
>reality: scruffy fresh off the boat bames in puffer jackets hacking away at raw mystery meat next to a kebab spool and a stack of flat pizza boxes

Spastic forever alone mumlet crying into his automatic coping machine lol

>>508298477
>>508299215
Kek

>>508295645
Going for the butch tranny look like Alyssa Mercante i see.

>>508295754
The boy woolderp

MY LIFE FOR ISRAEL!!!

>>508300366
Why yes, it's me again.
The successful one. The powerful one.
The man with multiple streams of income, a paid-off mortgage, a private pension, and a wife from a wealthy bloodline that guarantees me a quarter-million-pound inheritance within two decades—if I don’t spontaneously combust from fixating on a Tumblr post first.

Some men enjoy wine. Others enjoy horses.
Me? I enjoy sifting through random British IPs at 2AM trying to figure out if one of them is Josh.

Let me tell you, there's no greater thrill than reverse image searching Co-op stock photos to prove a man I hate bought his groceries. It's not obsession. It's aristocracy. This is what the gentry do.

I log my staff's hours by day.
I fantasise about a fat NEET’s sexual trauma by night.
I am, in every way, the epitome of high society.

Did I mention I'm not even mad?
I mean sure, I’ve mentioned Josh by name over 200 times, implied he was raped by his grandad, projected hereditary schizophrenia onto him, and claimed he's melting down despite not even being in the thread—but trust me, I’m cool.
Normal people always post in vertical text to spell “SAD CUNT.”

You see, while Josh writes fluid essays, dismantles narratives, and reverse-baits me into exposing my own disturbed inner world, I’m the one actually winning.
Because I once politely turned down free tits from a drunk woman.
That’s the measure of a man.
It’s all very rational.
Like a spreadsheet.
If the spreadsheet was drawn in blood and semen on the wall of a Section 136 holding cell.

At the end of the day, I’m just doing my duty:
Monitoring forums for the fat autistic man who lives rent-free in my endocrine system.
Stalking his alternate Tumblr accounts.
Staring at his online LARPs like they’re sacred runes.

Because nothing screams well-adjusted, happily married aristocrat like writing nightly fanfiction about Josh being raped as a child.

>>508300470
Howling at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSwamqTTaY [Embed]

>Be Tony Blair (or one of his protoges)
>See grooming gang crisis tear Labour apart
>Stage no confidence vote against Keir Starmer
>Depose him
>Promise justice to grooming gang victims...
>...by applying Blair-era terror laws to the gangs such as indefinite detention and "enhanced interrorgation"
>Britain returns to Blair-era status quo

We may win, but at what cost?

>>508300802
I feel so much better having given up energy drinks.

What did you just say to me, you autistic benniemong? I’ll have you know I’m a high-level property investor, freelance artist, married into old money, and I’ve paid off my mortgage—last year, actually—while you were still living off your PIP in a piss-stained flat arguing with AI girlfriends.

I have over six streams of income, three of which I made up just now, and a quarter million pound inheritance lined up within two decades, so you’d better think twice before you question a man who logs his staff hours at night and turns down tipsy 20-year-olds with no bra on for moral reasons.

I’ve shitposted on /britpol/ since before you had your first breakdown. I am the algorithm. I am the GOBL1N HUNTER. I singlehandedly mindbroke half this general using nothing but schizo walls of text, fake humblebrags, and wildly specific homoerotic insults. I’m not just some poster, I’m the reason you're paranoid about who’s behind every reply. You’re scared of shadows in your own threads—because of me.

You think you’ve “done me,” Josh? Mate, I’ve been fantasising about your downfall since 2022. I’ve seen your Tumblr. I’ve printed it out. It’s pinned on the back of my bathroom door. You live rent free, but I’m the landlord. And if you think this is over, think again. I’ll be back tomorrow night with a fresh IPA, a hotter lie, and a story about a girl who definitely wanted to shag me, but I heroically said no because I’m too principled.

I’ll keep replying even when you’re not posting. I’ll argue with strangers I think are you. I’ll write 800-word essays about your arse. Because this? This is my endgame. I am the blartposting shadow that whispers 'cope' in the dark.

You’ve triggered Blart Protocol Omega.

See you tonight.

>>508301154
Threesome y/n? https://youtu.be/DknVgiF5ip8?feature=shared

>>508301049
Caffeine bad

>>508300470
>the future of Israel depends on it
So what? How does that matter to Britain?

>>508301214
They're aliens aren't they

>>508296213
Josh is seething with envy cos blocko is a far more engaging character than him.
Blocko has had a much more interesting life, has a family who loves him, is good looking despite letting himself go a bit, with varied life experiences and is overall a more interesting and intelligent character that enhances the brit pol experience for the other anons, whereas Josh just lowers the tone and stinks the place up with his low iq and sheltered life, immature behaviour and psueo intellectual ai spamslop. So naturally he will ankle bite blocko like a jealous child for want of all the attention.

>>508301350
Love aliens

>>508301214
Jfc they share a single braincell and they pass it between each other

I'm ready to shoot the drafter officer in the face when he comes knocking, I've learnt from the Ukrainian dodgers

>ofsm shit stirring
High estrogen behaviour

>>508289300 (OP)
>F-35 aircraft diverted from Royal Navy aircraft carrier still on the ground at Indian Airport a week later
https://www.navylookout.com/f-35-aircraft-diverted-from-royal-navy-aircraft-carrier-still-on-the-ground-at-indian-airport-a-week-later/

How much are the Russians or Chinese going to pay for it?

>>508301465
I hope you mean in minecraft lad

>>508301442
That braincell could be my dick
Just need to dress as a Pelican and pretend to need rescuing

>>508301026
>protégés

>>508301372
Blocko isn't a creepyweird nonce like goblin

lol, he mad

>>508301154
Fat cunt

When is Blocko on? I was thinking about what he was saying yesterday and look forward to engaging in some further serious intellectual discussion with him.

>>508301605
they're the same person it's all larp

>>508289300 (OP)
Why did Katy Price marry a cage fighter?
To stop Harvey raping her

Once the euthanasia bill is signed into law, her troubles are over.

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y7j512ln7o
>Celebrities and influencers have been shocked to learn a controversial gossip website accused of allowing stalking, harassment, doxing and "relentless trolling" towards them was being run by a 41-year-old vegan influencer called Sebastian Bond.

>While some public figures are used to dealing with online abuse and anonymous trolling, many, including glamour model Katie Price, say Tattle Life goes too far and is "the absolute worst platform for trolling".
We fucking lost to some vegans lads what the fuck

>>508301729
This
I've done them
You're also me

>>508300470
>Farage is a willing goy
It's always the ones you least suspect

>>508301605
Blocko could easily get those two brexit sisters into bed without really trying whereas underpass crackwhores turn down the goblin cos of the ick.

>>508301753
Harv's not like that
He also made some bangers on his keyboard
You come at Katie you come at me
She does what she needs to keep Harv looked after
Fucken love chav mums who love and strive against all reason
Miss QE2 for the same reason, great woman with a dysfunctional family

>>508301753
She loves harvey, connor is training him to be an MMA fighter for when she's gone

>>508301943
when is rHarv's birfdee?
We should get all the lads to chip in to send him a propa good pressie.

>>508302029
Steady on

>>508301895
He's always been a zionist
That's why Nick Griffin hated him

>>508301729
Josh will larp as blocko to try and disparage his character but you can tell when real blocko is posting just due to the higher iq of the posts.

>>508301937
God I wish I had more than one dollar and eighty cents.

>>508302126
Kek

>>508302125
>Nick Griffin

Sus

>Grow a Garden: The surprise Roblox gaming hit

>That smashed a record for concurrent players set by the somewhat more adrenalin-filled Fortnite.

>Eric said "a lot" of his friends at school are playing it too.

>"We can do competitions with each other - like, who's got the most Sheckles [the in-game currency], who's got the best plant."

>sheckles
>the in game currency

oy vey....

>>508297631
I pray for the day

>>508302245
kek

>>508302125
Griffin was based despite being a faggot

>>508302147
The fact that some guy is lucky enough to defile that walking sex on legs is one of the many reasons I'm gonna kms at some point. Cute dress on the girl too.

Bosnian women
Corrr

>>508302369
When you think about how hot she is, it isn't enough to kill yourself. You actually have to eat yourself one bit at a time.

>>508302384
bit forin that
grim

>>508302384
>anagram of Ain Snob

Not based on what I've heard

>>508302384
As long as they trim their monobrow.

New two-tier policing initiative just dropped.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/22/were-here-to-spot-predatory-men-the-new-force-patrolling-dua-lipas-wembley-show

>>508302035
Palpable Envy

>>508302625
>The idea is to combat violence against women and girls in real time.
Real time policing imagine that.

>>508302457
>>508302500
>>508302538
Immigrant to yanksville but still
Corrr

>>508302674
Kek you're trying too hard

>>508302814
She is going to be a fucking DWARF LORD by 40 kek

Oh the Americans bombed Iran, yeah don't really care. Nice 2 weeks though lol

>Donald Trump says the strikes "totally obliterated" Iran's nuclear enrichment facilities, and tells Tehran to "make peace" or face "far greater" attacks in future
lol lmao sure thing

>>508302909
End the forever wars

>>508302775
>By putting officers in places where women may be vulnerable, while they are distracted while dancing with friends or having enjoyed a drink at a concert, officers are hoping...

>“When I hear the Met police, I automatically think of Sarah Everard"

>>508302909
Iran is an Israeli proxy state being collapsed in real time to threaten the Gulf states and because the US is shutting down the Israeli/City of London/Swiss terror nexus.

I fully expect a US base in Gaza and 2 divisions of Marines patrolling Israel by the end of this.

>>508302976
Um, but have you considered Holocaust??????

>>508302876
Corrr

Looking forward to the next million browns hitting our shores thanks to trump, Israel and wankers like farage

>>508303052
Never heard of the Hall of Cost. Sounds expensive.

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c625z3xgyv1o
>Speaking to BBC Radio 5 Live, Miah said she received abusive comments "every second, every day… the trolling I get is disgusting".
No one can figure out why she's getting trolled relentlessly. It's a complete mystery.

>>508302336
Griffin wasn't a faggot.

>>508303321
Such blatant consent manufacturing for further Ofcom tyranny
>public figure is abused
yeah wow, how novel, welcome to being public figure (especially if you're a freak)

>>508303525
I retract my statement then. Griffin was based with no quallifiers

>>508303551
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y7j512ln7o
>Celebs say this gossip forum ruined their lives. Now its owner has been unmasked
Trolls are the reason these women look like this.

>>508303761
How does gossip ruin your life? Well, I suppose if gossip made your life but then any career adviser would have recommended instead going into something a little more professionally stable, oh well

>>508301372
Interesting

>>508303761
The celibriocracy cries out in pain as it strikes you

>>508303890
>Model, 47-year-old Price, has hundreds of threads and anonymous comments about her looks, relationships and family, particularly her son Harvey who has multiple disabilities.
Some website I don't go on said mean things therefore I must kill myself.
I'm on it right now and it's mild as fuck. Milder than facebook.

Why is the UK government so die hard Israel-friendly? Would it be the same even if Corbyn had become the PM?

>>508296123
Post playlist

>>508304280
It's all wwe m8 and corbyn was written in as a heel

>>508304280
Not sure. Too many variables. I think he would have been like Trump when it came to wars.

>>508302384
i've had sex with Dua Lipa

Starmerbros, why does no-one care about international law?

>>508304670
grim

>>508303761
Part of a push for online censorship.

>>508304280
Badenoch Jew husband
Jenrick Jew wife
Starmer Jew wife
Hmm

J00 captcha as well. It is joos all the way down. And yet they are less than a percent of the population

seeing this made me buy lynx lower body spray

>>508304841
it's fine you just have to push the cock and balls to the side

>>508304936
bit gay that

This is how winning looks like lads

>>508289907
I think this photo describes the "special relationship" perfectly.

>>508305137
Meant to post it but you get the gist.

>>508295331
>HR woman in gold braid/parade uniform
>MP of a minority party that loves immigration
>literal who that probably has a WWII inferiority complex
I'm not sure deserves oxygen here.

>>508305124
no irgc general ever called me incel

>>508293270
It's the ultimate bad-faith argument.

>>508305303
thats what a non-decent-fucking-person would say

What does Reform even stand for. It literally is tory-lite for boomers. Israel first, legal immigration ok illegal bad! Anyone can be british, white british ethnics ok to be replaced with Richard Tice saying he'll be long gone.

It's just the final nail in the coffin when it comes to any hope for white brits.

>>508305124
Rules based international order makes me hard

>>508300470
>English MP
>works for two countries
>neither are British

Reform losing all their votes now lol
Why is Nigel so focused on Israel?

>>508302245
>375robux button
Is that actually a premium currency button or is that just the server's currency?
How much is robux these days?

>>508305599
I'm glad he said it, need a Lowe figure to get power desperately.

>>508304670
If that's some kind of flesh eating virus why would you shag it

>>508305599
He needs a slap, inshallah.

Morning gents and spakkers
Might invite a hobo round later
It’s Sunday

>>508305608
Idk I don't really know what roblox is, I thought it was like minecraft but evidently not

>>508305380
The tories shat the bed so hard that they had to throw it out and get a new one.

>>508305675
GOOD MORNING SARR

>>508304280
The Nile, the Euphrates, and the Tigris
>ids da joos

Reform UK stands behind the military actions of the USA overnight.

Iran must not be allowed to have nuclear weapons, the future of Israel depends on it.

https://xcancel.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1936673773001843172#m

>>508305934
Nige representing the jews vs corbyn representing the musloms 1v1 no holds barred cagematch ppv

>>508305885
don't you love representative democracy? instead of having to do any governing of your own, you get a bunch of elected spackers that couldn't run a piss up in a brewery or be trusted to tie their own shoelaces to run everything, and they constantly have financial blackholes whilst finding plenty of money to give to foreign friends.

>>508305765
Chicken tikka masala

Farage going all in on ZOG

>>508305861
It's Little Big Planet but lego.
Or at least was when I played it.

Everyone has the freedom to create anything they want and play anything they want.
The result is you search by most popular and play the same 5 games everyone else does, all of which weren't made by children.

It was then infested with TF2's hat plague but worse.

I bet the pizza parlour game is still on the front page.

Going for a walk with the missus lads
Might do a bamecount

>>508305934
>>508306283
>Iran must not be allowed to have nuclear weapons
North Korea powered through and made nukes. Now everyone leaves them alone.

>>508306283
>"Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon and the US has taken action to alleviate that threat," Starmer added.
When Labour, Conservative and Reform all agree, should we ask why?

Remember that the conservatives and reform wanted mandatory service 1 year ago

>>508306283
classy

I'm going to have to vote lib dem again aren't I, the only party that won't be pro sending men to die for israel

>>508306283
What happened to Slava Ukraine?

>>508305124
Yet the Israelis are still pissing themselves, not the bronze age anymore where you just need to kill the local warlord

>>508306508
seems like the least bad option

>>508306521
We couldn't go all the way in because Israel has put a minimum reserve on 70% of our stock and operational capacity.

>>508306352
You’ll run out of digits by the first corner

>>508306366
Russian commentators today

Looking in amazement at what is happening in the world, you can't help but say thank you to Beria (played a key role in nuclear program for the soviets)

If it weren't for the bomb, we would now be asking for an emergency meeting of the UN and generally wouldn't know what to do next.

A very clear difference.

>>508306508
>the only party that won't be pro sending men to die for israel
How will Ed Davey express that through the medium of "humour"?

Going a walk with the hubby. Might do a homophobic remark by BAME count.

>>508292620
>the next world war will be a tech one
>fat ukranians scrambling around in the mud

so disappoint

>>508306706
The lesson to all powers from both Ukraine and North Korea is that having nukes protects you.
I expect the Saudis, Japan, Taiwan and probably some other regional powers to go nuclear before 2040

>>508291959
>that pic
what an absolute fuck up
>21 years old
>mp on six figure salary
and now his entire life down the drain
could've brought the entire block on easy street but just had to be a fucking degenerate
christ I bet he even lurks

TA singnals bod here.
Had a call this morning to prepare to ship out to Iran next month.
I'm too sleepy to call the office to double check rn, might have been a prank idk, the caller ID was the local TA barracks but it could have been the lads pissing about.
Looks like you should all maybe get your underpants washed.

>>508306864
>headline clearly says "former councillor"
>you interpret it as "MP"
fucking hell lad

>>508306972
POST YOUR WAR FACE

>>508300470
Gives more of a fuck about Israel than his country.
Always a dead giveaway.

>>508307034
true
still corrupt councillors make good money comparable to mps

If Palestine Action hadn't sabotaged those planes then we would have been involved in Drumpf's attack

>>508307216
Do Jewish men celebrate birthdays?

>>508307164
Saw Priti Patel on the news being interviewed basically saying those were Iranian agents.

sick of it

>>508307331
Of course she was, gotta manufacture that consent. Reminder that she committed treason equal (if not greater) to theirs and should be in the Tower awaiting the hangman as well

>>508307331
Who uses paint when they could have used petrol and matches?

>>508307331
link?

Big Bum Priti is still around apparently kek

Nigel Farage = Grifter!
Richard Tice =Grifter!
Tommy Robinson = Grifter!
Nick Griffin = Grifter!

We're so fucked

>boomer mother rang up
>"It's WWIII. You're going to have to sign up."
Fuck off.
Not only is this a nothing engagement.
Not only have we been involved in and stood by to watch proxy wars.
Not only is this a part of the world that's already been in the hot parts of the cold war.
Why is the first response to a literal nothingburger "You have to die now, son, I wish I was young and male enough to serve in our glorious armies" and not "I hope we don't join in and I would never let them take you"
Why is a BOOMER thinking WWIII is not going to be a series of white lights followed by rubble but a conventional war?

Fucking hell. Flesh and blood means nothing. Fuck you too, hope you lose your entire pension and have to work until your bones are dust, servicing tranny BAME dick, because as we know they built the Britten you live in.

>>508307507
Sounds like your mother despises you. Sad bitch.

>>508306283
RNLI bringing in the next sleeper cell

>>508307491
Jonathan Bowden - not a grifter. Lived in a caravan

>>508307507
Tell her she voted for this and its all her fault.

I'm not being killed by a fucking drone and posted on liveleak where I' eternally memed by /pol/

>>508307507
>Sign up? For which psyop are we talking about mother?

>>508307472
She's in the shadow cabinet as fucking Foreign Sec lmaooo

>>508306283
What about the future of the palestinians?

>>508307507
If theres a house to inherit?, deal with it.
Otherwise:
https://archive.is/RE9pJ

>>508307652
Post hobos in box rooms

>>508306864
>>508307157
Doesn't every party's whip have a black book of misdeeds that would ruin someone if published, and that no-one who becomes an MP is clean, and that this is all done on purpose?

>>508307695
For me it was the raleigh burner

Grace blakely is my favourite leftist

>>508307472
I don't think they've uploaded it yet. It was an interview on skynews a couple of hours ago.
I'll check again unless I forget.

>>508307839
I suspect you just want to shag her

British 3ch.uk
Only brits
No foreigners allowed!!

>>508307695
The three speed gears with red, orange and green were the peak of childrens bikes.

>>508307831
I had both, yellow ogk’s on burner

>>508307896
Glowing

>>508301049
Good man

>>508307937
what the fuck rafel

>>508308030
>>508302035

>>508307896
There used to.be a British knock off 4chan. I forget the name. It was shit.

>>508307613
Bowden is forever ultrabased. Walked away from the Tory traitors.

>>508307937
Kek
Went bed when thread archived n jumped on /skg/ for a bit, never seen his reaction in new

Had mad dreams bout dancing willys

>>508308092
britfa.gs, astonishingly still alive

>Tony Blair should be 'vaccine czar'
>The future of Israel is Reform's priority

Has there been a bigger disappointment in British politics than Farage?

>>508308229
Churchill

>>508308175
He didn't really react tbf but he started telling stories about how he was brokering million pound deals on the 17th floor of a skyscraper in London 1month after me telling him to do a pub crawl car wash

>>508302035
Total Twink Death

>>508302625
>Spot fit bird in club dancing
>Knock back a Desperado for some dutch courage
>Slidle up to her
>Suddenly an arm is around your neck and your being dragged backwards through the club

>>508307576
They're not some sinister terrorist sleeper cell, silly. Just ordinary petty criminals and rapey perverts, looking for a better life.. on benefits.

>>508308229
>bigger disappointment in British politics
British not supporting Mosley

>>508302625
Funny it's at a pop concert after Manchester when it was too icky to ask weirdo pakis if they intend to explode

>>508308388
Shave beard and get a haircut. Literally nothings changed.

>>508308229
"We" sure love our clowns, apparently.

>>508308376
>brokering million pound deals

While scouring the carpet with an Islamic vagrant looking for smokables

>>508308229
Churchill and Thatcher

ffs Blocko you gotta get your health in order m8
maybe josh can offer some advice

>>508308299
>>508308663
Churchill was a known scheming freemason

Thatcher's a good contender though.

>go into the basement to do laundry in me flat building
>someone has left their leopard print thong on one of the seats

cor

>>508308869
mfw it's Tim's

>>508302625
>cockblocked by the police
>why is no one fucking anymore

geez idk

>>508308869
Cor just think, the inside of that has touched a lady's willy.

Uhhh guys? They are getting ready for it again
https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-10226/

>>508308893
theres a few trannies knocking about, it wouldn't surprise me if its one of theirs

>>508309012
>>508308956
hivemind

Fucking world war again, that's all my investments down the shitter tomorrow morning then.
Just can't win.

>>508308859
I included thatcher but then omitted her cos she had an actual cunt

>>508309010
>However, the covid-19 pandemic and the changing security situation in Europe in the last decade has prompted discussions about the need to improve civilian resilience in the face of emergencies up to and including a state of war.
>covid-19 is somehow linked to conscription

????

>>508309010
If they passed the bill today, it would be 2050 before they conscripted the first man. They would start going on about how it takes too long to train new recruits so we'll do it next year.

Had a cuppa and phoned the TA office.
Good news it was the lads arsing about, I dont have to go to Iran next month.
Looking at >>508309010
though, it'll probably be the month after haha.

>>508309058
Post WWII neoliberal consensus of a gay west is coming to an end, and they need to solidify a new foundational narrative amongst the youth.

Their answer? War. Fucking hell. Good luck, zoomers.

>>508309010
My plan to convert the London Eye to a mass BAME deportation launch system, while unlikely, might possibly happen. Conscription, however...

>>508309058
Invest in potatoes, be one step ahead

>>508309215
>good thing we have all these Syrian milita fighters living in Ibis hotels in Leeds with CIA contractor weapons-training then

>>508309010
>Nelson's flag signal but this time it reads "Israel expects that every man will do his duty"

>>508309310
Imagine putting a bame in that. Who know white men can't jump but can niggers fly?

>>508309383
Like the NHS, we can't train our soldiers so we'll have to import them from countries with great nurses.
>We need more highly-skilled immigrants so we're opening a new military visa route for child soldiers from Sudan.

>>508309104
what did you think essential work was?

>>508309104
>>covid-19 is somehow linked to conscription
Remember the weird normalisation of talking about nurses being on the "frontline"?

get ready to die because boomers who never picked up a rifle said you should

Remain. Calm.

>>508309780
Pip pip and over the top old lad give ivan one in the eye from jolly old blighty

>>508309755
>die
they want you to kill
still funny how these retards like this aussie repeat the same script

am not killing randoms for the government, srry

>>508309515
You meme but there have been repeated temper tantrums thrown over the fact the number of Commonwealth recruits are capped at 15%.

Am I the only one who is not a coward that is willing to fight in Iran?

>>508310096
what are you waiting for
bye

I was listening to a French europolitics podcast and they were talking about resistance to NATO demads for 5% of GDP on war spending.
They mentioned that Spain and the UK are the only progressive/leftist governments in Europe and I couldn't figure out how Starmer is keeping that reputation.

>>508310166
alright just do me a favor and hold onto this while I’m away

#RefugeesInTheArmy

We need a 100% immigrant led army to fight in Iran!

>>508309780
You’re about to be penetrated again

>>508310096
Can I comfort your bird when you get droned? I tell her how you died bravely for israel

>>508310096
Do you even speak farsi? Not sure the Iranian Revolutionary Guard welcomes volunteers

>>508309104
>I suffered through furlough, you must do your duty too!
>we banged our pots and pans, you must bang the drums of war!
Maybe they discovered keeping children away from school made them less indoctrinated so have to resort to the military to teach them what a woman is.

>>508310096
There was a time when I would have been up for going anywhere for a fight but now I realise that it was a complete waste of time and the enemy are within

>>508309888
>Pip pip
PIP?

>>508310723
No Mickey, being conscripted won't affect your benefits.

>>508310370
Wasn't one of Trump's wouldbe assassins a freak who kept pushing for the mobilisation of Afghans into the military? Pretty sure actual British commentators have repeated something similar

>>508310682
>the enemy are within
That has been the case since day 1.
Never trust a politician, or Royal, or journalist, or policeman, or military person.

>>508310935
Only trust a benniemong

>>508310827
It got proposed by the Boris government. The idea was to have a half brigade (French model) of Afghan troops who would have had a British CO and permanent staff. It was nightmarishly retarded even by UK MoD standards

kek

>>508310852
No not at all.

>>508311122
If something like this had happened to me I wouldn’t take my name and face to the Daily Mail. What amount of money is worth that

>>508310852
Sure I guess I mean probably yeah maybe

>>508311074
Afghans are genuinely scum, none of them should have been allowed over. They kept shooting coalition troops in the back during down time. And everyone pretends they were hard as nails commandos when all they did was smoke hash and rape boys
The funniest thing was an article recently by a vet having a melty who couldn't get housing because it had all gone to the Afghans and naturally he still had to kowtow to them like a cuck

>>508311303
It was just a bit of history rewriting. Slowly but surely it will have been us who did those things whilst brave Afghans tried to stop it. Much like WW2, which was fought exclusively by women, Indians and Africans.

>>508311303
>They kept shooting coalition troops in the back during down time.
Should allow more over if your biggest complaint is they're pederasts and ZOGfuckers tbqh. Would be an upgrade on your current mob.

>>508311122
>6'2" tribesman
How short was she?

>>508289907
>jews are saying there's a possibility it wasn't destroyed
>iranians are saying the place is fine
uh oh stinky

Britpol is much better in the morning before the freaks turn up

>>508311303
What was the plan there, anyway? That you could train people to kill their own to defend foreign-owned opium fields?

>>508310096
When Jews refer to non-Jews as cattle, they're expressly referring to subservient retards like you. Maybe you should stop wanting to be their lowly pet.

>>508295945
pretty much no god is ever described as 'infallible all knowing deity' apart from the kike god.
Most ancient cultures considered gods a race or races of 'more powerful beings' with their own issues and goals.

>>508305599
>>508305675
I think a lot of Reform supporters won't care about that tweet, because all they care about is shutting the borders, and Farage claims he will do that

Also a lot of Reform supporters probably like Israel for the sole reason that they're killing Muslims

>>508311800
Yeah, pretty much that. Also they had to accept women’s rights and democracy because this was of crucial importance to people who live in caves and can’t read

>>508295331
>remoaners turned to flag shagging 'thank u fer yer service' americans at the slightest push
kek

>>508311800
I mean, there was an ethnic element to it all (Taliban being Pashtuns) and the fact they all fight each other anyway and that civil wars aren't uncommon and that Afghanistan has an underdeveloped sense of nation-state unity. It's not retarded, hell the Soviet Afghan and South Vietnamese governments lasted way longer unsupported, but fundamentally the guys running the show nowadays are fucking retards who can't do anything right (see the airbase fiasco). Watch as the Trump campaign against Iran starts suffering from bizarre mission creep

>>508309010
I remember on QT the Tory (I think it was Mel Stride) was asked if there was anything in their manifesto for anyone under 65.

>Our National Service plan

They really don't deserve to still exist after that IMHO.

>>508311937
>hate israel
>hate immigrants
Brb starting a new political party

>>508312064
The tories or question time?

>>508306037
Maybe we should have more direct democracy like Switzerland does. They have referendums every year. I think power to the people is a good idea.

>>508312228
No. You voted.for Brexit, so you are never, ever having a meaningful referendum again.

>>508312064
The fucking retarded national service suggestions from last year is the one thing that the Tory members (average age 89) liked so they're doubly down on it, absolute hilarity from a dead party

>>508312190
They were all asked what they had for yoof. Mel was unlucky to get asked first, everyone was laughing before he even answered.

In all the noise about political alignment I think it is worth remembering the Tories offered fuck all to anyone that wasn't a pensioner as if that isn't relevant.

>>508312228
>referenda
>you vote on if someone is allowed to live near you
>not actually in the EU
>xenophobic to anyone who doesn't like their cowbell culture
Sounds awful. Their food must be so bland.

>>508311937
I mean reform voters have also had decades of proganda given to them from the talmudvision. It's why you never argue with boomers, as the TV can't respond.

>>508312440
(I was making a joke that I think question time and the tories should be discontinued)

Political conflicts should be solved by machete combat in parliament

>>508312448
Cowbell nationalism
Although tbf I think the Swiss are also being filled with wogs, but from the Balkans instead

>>508312228
It'd just end up like the Scottish independence thing where they'll just keep pushing for a redo until they get the results they want.

>>508312537
The Mandem Mandate

In your own time mandem
>>508312734

>>508311937
Most Reform voters haven't had enough information to connect the Muslim problem as being a direct result of the Jewish problem.

They need an education whenever the opportunity arises.

>>508312640
lel

>>508312344
I like it as an idea as it may be the final nail in the coffin for the country. It will be a massive joke. Not a single wog is going to show up. The exemptions (Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, from Northern Ireland, disabled family member, black, autism, no one in the family works, refugee, scared of army in country of origin, generational trauma, somewhat Irish) will go on forever.

Boomers genuinely believe that the national service (that they didn’t need to do, if you were born in 1945 or later you were exempt) thing will fix all the problems. It won’t. It will mean you have the productive young men of society taken away from it for a year or two and given something resembling military training. Then when they come back to their failed small businesses or that their trade job is now being done by some idiot woman or BAME they are just going to resent this boomer fixated society even more.

>>508312074
I'm in!

>>508312895
Oh yeah, I'd love to see attempted implementation for accelerationist purposes, but the Tories aren't going to be in power to try it and I think Labour are too wise to the chaos it'll cause to pick it up themselves. Shame really, I would be hilarious to see them try and rustle up the newly naturalised young Boriswavers into uniform, and the mess of what to do with the women.
Boomers fail to understand how it's an aberration in Britain due to 20th century but because Boomers are fully invested in the 20th century project they can't envision anything beyond it

>>508311825
nice try kike