Thread 508322895

Jamal Bond

domino sugar in fuel tank

>>508322895 (OP)
Pond mutty, pond

Dr. Aw Hell No!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
MonkeyBalls
You Only Get Probation Twice
On Her Majesty’s Social Welfare Program
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Afropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to Kill Whitey
License to Loot
GhettoHigh
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparations Are Not Enough
Post Bail Another Day
Crackhouse Royale
Kwantum of Shaniqua
IQFall
Spooktre
No Time to Work

>>508323753
Never laughed so hard anon!!

>>508322895 (OP)
James bail bond

Jamal out-on-bond, bond.

>>508322895 (OP)
"Looted, not Earned"

>>508322895 (OP)
But James Bond is a white British man.

>>508322895 (OP)
The British worship of niggers
A continuing saga
Shaking my head.

Just dont watch it

>>508326041
does not matter

>>508326100
We have zero room to talk, bro.

>>508322895 (OP)
0011 inches of BBC

>>508323753
>Never Say Nigger Again
topkek

>>508322895 (OP)
Dumb right wing cunts get baited every time.

>>508322895 (OP)
Rajesh Bond when????

>Saves white woman from evil forces
Change reply timer to 30 seconds mods. I don't complain without cause it's very annoying, keeps resetting often too.

>>508322895 (OP)
How are niggers getting uglier?
They used to be comical now thy just outright hideous.

>the names Ger
>Nig Ger

>>508326360

FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN

>>508322895 (OP)
Agent 11-6-3

>>508323753
Tamarcus Never Dies*

I tend to avoid movies with blacks now, unless it's someone talented like Denzel Washington. I have yet to see a black woman that I would consider to be a talented actress.

With blacks, it's usually all style and zero substance. That's pretty much Hollywood these days. Lots of colorful CGI, with shitty, boring storylines and stupid scripts.

>>508322895 (OP)
zesty

>>508322895 (OP)
Snoop Dog is Q

>>508322895 (OP)


James Bail Bond

>>508322895 (OP)
Based. Will watch 50 times.

>>508322895 (OP)
would be a good way to finally kill the franchise once and for all

>>508322895 (OP)
Bold and brave

>>508322895 (OP)
Jewish ritual cultural sadism
Dehumanizing encoding

>>508326041
James Bond isn't actually his name though, it's just a title like 007. Anyone can be the James Bond.

>>508322895 (OP)
At least James Bond is White in the new game comingout.

>>508322895 (OP)
A French James Bond? What in the actual fuck? Did Barbara Broccoli have a stroke?

>>508323753
kekked

>>508322895 (OP)
They said it will be a white guy.

>>508323753
In the name of the her majesty the Queen of Queefs and Sovereign of Bongs, Sausages and Beans, I Knight you Sir. Punalot.
Thanks for the lolz, the lmaos and the keks.

>>508327096
Looks White to me.

Haven't Bond died last movie?

>>508323753
No time to work is best

>>508326877
That fan theiry has been roundly rejected for years by the people that run the series and flatly debunked by the fact that events that have happened to one actor are acknowledged by later actors.

>>508326971
Bongs had a french king, they got used to frog eating

>>508326677
>Denzel Washington
Great in training day, other than that pretty meh

>>508322895 (OP)
this is great anglo man must be mocked and twisted into brown people they fought for this

>>508326971
>Did Barbara Broccoli have a stroke?

The Broccoli family sold out to the j00z.

The Broccolis don't own the rights anymore.

And as soon as they got their grubby little paws on the franchise, the j00z immediately squirted kosher diarrhea all over the James Bond legacy.

>>508323753
well done. incredible.

>>508327235
*fan theory

>>508323753
>From Nigeria, With Love

>>508322895 (OP)
Double 0 Maleven?

>>508322895 (OP)
Wow, he looks just like Sean Coonery.

>>508322895 (OP)
Naw, it's Colin Morgan.

>>508322895 (OP)
Who cares about casting for capeshit for boomers

>>508327235
>flatly debunked by the fact that events that have happened to one actor are acknowledged by later actors.

Well that just that means that James Bond is dead then, if you go by the last film

>>508328036
>capeshit for boomers
miles better than capeshit for millennials tho

>>508323753
You got some good ones but Golden Eye into Ghetto High is bad. rework.

>>508327235
>events that have happened to one actor are acknowledged by later actors
When you become the James Bond you also gain all his memories. Checkmate. :^)

>>508327977
Bit of Roger More Moore in there too.

>>508327235
Also the movies aren't a cannon anyway, they turned all the books into movies already and everything now is just jewish fanfic trash.

>>508322895 (OP)
let's see him earn an iron urn

>>508322895 (OP)
Who's this nigger?

>>508322895 (OP)
He is not, thats just fake outrage bait for views and traffic, same with Hunter Schafer as Zelda.

I know SONY are retarded but they need the next bond to do well, so they probably won't make him black yet. And if they do, they would choose a well respected black actor like Idris Elba, rather than a literal who zesty nigga.

>>508322895 (OP)
The name is Larceny, Grand Larceny.

>>508322895 (OP)
Light in the loafers, Bond?

>>508322895 (OP)
>No Mr. Bond, we 'ain't finna shoot dice.' The game is Baccarat.

>>508327212
There always must be a James Bond

>>508322895 (OP)
Look if they make it work in the movie and he's a decent actor then i don't really mind at this point.

Woke crashes suspense of disbelief, if that doesn't happen it ain't woke.

>>508328089
>oh look, James Bond had a son he didn't know about (who is conveniently also named James) with some negress he banged while he was drunk on Martinis and he's an even better secret agent than his dad
Problem solved, I guess.
>the James Bond Jr. cartoon from the 90s was better tho
>>508328182
So it's like Attack On Titan when one someone eats one of the Titans' spines and gains all of their powers and memories?
>>508328402
Based, that is exactly how anything Star Wars made by Disney should be treated.

>>508328974
Shut the fuck up you Aquafresh cuck

>>508322895 (OP)
Zesty.

>>508322895 (OP)
Should be Bail Bond.

>>508323753
holy fucking kek

>>508328974
This you?

>>508322895 (OP)

Lol thread Anons

You took almost all of the jokes, double L O L niggers, niggers

>>508322895 (OP)
What is the U.K.'s obsession with self destruction?

>>508328164
Yeah, it should be Yelloweye since most niggers have jaundice for some reason.

>>508322895 (OP)
That is one ugly nigger

>>508323753
>Dr. Aw Hell No!
lol

>>508322895 (OP)
I'll have a purple drink, stolen not bought

>>508328919
>Bond pushes his chips forward
>Bond snaps his fingers
>Bond talks to Felix about a side bet

>>508322895 (OP)
Yo i is bond. James bond innit

>>508322895 (OP)
> I told you shake that shit, not stirred motherfucka nigga. I shoot you! I telling, I shoot you! Look muh gun, bitch ass majesty let me shoot you in the ass

>>508322895 (OP)
Bondage, Reparations for Bondage

>>508322895 (OP)
Nigger on Bond
It's time for parole!

>>508323753
Hahahaha :)))) the best.

>>508322895 (OP)
Cubby Broccolli would turn in his grave.
Sir Ranulph Fiennes, ex Special Air Service, was once considered for the role of James Bond and made it to the final six contenders.
But even he was rejected by Broccolli, recounting "He took one look at me and said, 'His hands are too big and he's got a face like a farmer. Next'"

>>508322895 (OP)
Why can't they just create a spin-off with a different 00 agent that's black? FFS, the DEI doesn't piss me off nearly as much as the lack of creativity.

>>508331271
Because niggers can't create. Only steal.

>>508322895 (OP)
Dr. Nog
You Only Chirp Twice
Smoke Detectors are Forever
Jig and Let Jive
The Man with the Golden Gat
Cornstarcher
A Witness to a Kill
GoldenTeeth
Swim Another Day
Courtroom Royale

>>508332371
Wow, he's literally me.

>>508329793
I wouldn't know I stopped watching anime more than a decade ago.
>that is exactly how anything Star Wars should be treated
ftfy, star wars was always jewish fanfic trash. The only decent star* series is Stargate and even that is incredibly jewish at times.

>>508322895 (OP)
what, is he a bad actor or something?

>>508332836
He's a nigger you stupid muttoid

>>508332888
>Pure bred paki feeling superior

>>508332320
It's bullshit. Would anyone really mind if they had another agent that was black? Hell, it's an opportunity for a new tangent IP, which is more revenue. But that would have the opportunity to fail based purely on merit. If the black James Bond fails because it's a shiity movie, they can just point to "muh racists".

>>508322895 (OP)
Idris Elba would've been a much better pick since he's a lot more conventionally handsome

>>508332687
Attack On Titan was fun, it was nearly the most redpilled work of fiction in our lifetimes but the author literally got brainwashed by capeshit and cucked out in the end.
It still gave us /pol/: The Character (pic related) though, and accidentally made him be completely and objectively right about everything, which I will always be grateful for.

>>508333130
Idris is too old now.

>>508332583
I always find it funny they're all down for the cause. I respect that. None of them can functionally fight for shit. But they ook and they aak and just go for it. Respeck.

>>508327293
Flight is good too

>>508328307
>not Roger Moor
ya blew it

>>508330418
Every PM since Gordon Brown has been semitic/semitic adjacent

>>508328919
LMAO

>>508322895 (OP)
>watching movieslop in 2025
kek at goyim nigger cattle

>>508322895 (OP)
That's one ugly nigger.

>>508333045
>Would anyone really mind if they had another agent that was black?
Yes, I would. There should be no western-made film starring niggers.

Where are all these newfaggots coming from? You need to go back.

>>508333142
>the author literally got brainwashed by capeshit and cucked out in the end
Typical and why I never watch anything.

>>508333130
You need to FUCKING GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU DIRY NEWFAGGOT NIGGER.

>>508322895 (OP)
What if he's a great actor though?

>>508333503
Once you learn to spot the Jewish subliminal messaging and subversion it becomes impossible to enjoy modern slop. I only watch it when my parents make me for "family time", but I can't watch it seriously.

>>508333743
He's a nigger, that's all that matters.

I'll fucking kill you, kike. You deserve to be beheaded and gassed.

I'm really fucking angry at you kike bots and stupid golems right now.

>>508322895 (OP)
I would say they learned nothing from Dr Who, but I'm now thinking they do this to delibrately destroy established white art and franchises.

>>508322895 (OP)
How is bail bond not the first post

>>508333919
You won't do shit ahahah enjoy your ape Bond

>>508333721
He flat out said that he was inspired to change the ending by Guardians Of The Galaxy lol.

>>508322895 (OP)
ZESTY

>>508334223
So they have a dance off in the end?

>lives of government money
>doesn't do work half the time
>just shoots people if he fells like it
>drinks liquor throughout the day
>tries to fuck every white woman he comes across
I don't know what your guys problem is, a nigger seems to be perfect for the role

>>508333698
Oh, fuck off. There was fuck-all wrong with black people in movies, and no one ever had an issue with them. Sam Jackson in Jurassic Park was great, same with Pulp Fiction. Blacksploitation in the 70s was campy fun shit. Meshach Taylor in Mannequin roasted the gays like none other. But never having any is the same problem with having them everywhere: it's not believable. Jesus Christ, did you arrive in 2016 riding the wave or something? You missed the peak.

I'm done with Bond now if this happens...Jamiel Bond: A license to ill (rap bond theme starts)....

>>508334545
Not quite, but it's pretty stereotypical "power of friendship/can't we all just get along" crap when it was clearly trending towards something far more interesting and provocative for like 80-90% of its 139 chapter run.

>>508322895 (OP)
So electing trump and destroying usaid has had absolutely no effect on the culture at large, nothing at all has changed. Killing people is the only thing that will change anything.

>>508326677
Denzel is fucking overrated too. He was legitimately a fantastic actor before Training Day, with movies like Glory and Philadelphia proving his capability. But now he does the same stupid lower lip quivering “huh” look acting in everything. Typical lazy porch monkey. And Training Day was crap. The entire movie was like one single episode of the Shield.

>>508334754
Breddy gud desu.

>>508322895 (OP)
Bond girls... you're lucky day.

>>508322895 (OP)
Nobody wants to see these ugly apes anymore. The world is getting tired of these ugly flaring nostrils Brillo-haired niggers pretty quickly now.

>>508332687
>and even that is incredibly jewish at times
got were once they joined with the farscape kikes

>>508322895 (OP)
How are Jews responsible for this, I ponder?

God, I wish we could cull niggers (and nigger mutts of all kinds) here in Europe.

The casino has a liquor license mr. Bond. The brown paper bag will not be necessary.

don't they already have a black james bond? leave our alone fuckers

>>508322895 (OP)
Unless they start retroactively altering previous works, I don't care if studios poison all of their current franchises, they either die or learn the error of their ways.

>>508322895 (OP)
He zesty. Foreal!

you can just not watch it, you know.

>>508335979
>how are jews responsible for hollywood.

>>508336208
Kek

>>508323753
Kek

>>508323753
>Coonraker

>>508334976
Fuck you. Golem. Fucking go back you cuckservative faggot. Just fucking leave before I smash your brainwashed skull in with a fucking sledgehammer. Britain and the colonies will be all-white again in my lifetime, and it begins with removing you mutt freaks and traitors.

>>508334976
You're exposing yourself as a Reddit/X tourist really blatantly. Just fuck off.

>>508336528
>just let anti-white kikes destroy every single inch of your culture, like lol, who even cares bro?
Testosterone replacement therapy. NOW.

>>508335592
This. He went full-turbo golem nigger in Training Day

>>508323753
Impressive

I am quite literally going to place a witchcraft curse upon this film.

engagement bait for something without even a director. they are farming your clicks, just like this twitter nigger is

>>508323753
>>508323753
>>508323753
HOLY
FUCKING
KEK

>>508322895 (OP)
My name is Bond. Jail Bond.

>>508337187
>James Bond
>culture
lol
wtf

>>508338549
>hurr durr, I am intellectual
No, you're just a sissy.

>>508322895 (OP)
Due to cultural appropriation and diversity,new JAMES BOND will be a nigger.
Cannot wait for them to remake all the classics:

Ghetto Royale
Abort and Let Die
Coonbreaker
Blood Diamonds Forever / Section 8 Forever
From Africa with AIDS
Dr Sheeeit
Coalflinger
For Muh Dik Only
The Cop who Shot Me / The Flies who Loved me
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
You Only Cook Ice / You Only Snitch Once
The Man with the Stolen Gun
Octocoon
License to Deal
A View to Steal
The Nigger Never Tries
Quantum of Welfare
LifeStall
**************
Dr. Shieet!
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
Felons are Forever
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
>Purple drank. Stolen, not purchased.
>You expect me to talk, nigga?
>No, Mr Bond. I expect you to jive.

>>508322895 (OP)
>the name's faggot, nigger faggot

I want to see more whites playing historical niggers ... or is it a one way street?

>>508326677
>unless it's someone talented like Denzel Washington.
He was good in Training Day and Man On Fire, but still, he tends to be a bit overrated.
Regardless, I will admit that if I see an interesting movie and he's the lead, I won't disregard it immediately like I would if I saw some 20-something nigger acting in it. He's earned that much.

>>508334976
Having niggers in movies was propaganda from the start you retard. Why would you want niggers in your imaginary world where you can have anything you dipshit?

>>508323753
Lolll
And the last one was good

>>508322895 (OP)
James Needs-to-Pay-Bond

>Has Bond arrived yet miss Niggerpenny?
>DEY HEEYA

>>508322895 (OP)
That is one ugly negro. lol. It’s as if they’re actively trying to destroy their own industry.

>>508323753
starring

Dying out crackers mad af lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

Names Bond, Bail Bond.

>>508339477
Look in the mirror. You're a mutant with cocksucking lips

>>508322895 (OP)
He 100% looks like he's on the down low, zesty as hell.

>>508328307
Roger Moor
Robber More
Jogger Moore

>>508326971
lel

>>508339621
>Shitskin gypsy thinks he's white
Lmaoooooooooooooooo

>>508323753
>IQFall

>>508326041
>>508326877

>>508322895 (OP)
the more they artificially force this degeneration and wokeism, the more it will bounce back.

>>508339916
At least he is not a poopoo pajeet, the lowest form of life after jews

>>508322895 (OP)
I got this synopsis of the script from a discord
> In the pulsating heart of Miami, where the azure sea met the vibrant sands, lived a man named Calvin Bond. He was a Black James Bond, an MI6 agent of unparalleled charm, intelligence, and courage. But unlike his White counterpart, Bond was a stranger in his own land, facing the bitter sting of racism in the ostensibly free America. The sun-kissed beaches and the bustling streets were not his alone; they were a battleground of prejudice and intolerance. The whispers of racial slurs echoed in the corners of his mind, a constant reminder of his outsider status.
> Enter Victor White, a White criminal mastermind, who reveled in the color of his skin and the power it granted him. White was a man of cold, calculating cruelty, and he hated Bond not for any particular crime, but for the color of his skin. His crime syndicate, the 'Pure Bloods', was a cesspool of racism and bigotry, a reflection of their leader's warped mind. They saw Bond as a threat to their superiority, a Black man who dared to defy their rules. In a thousand insidious ways, they tried to undermine Bond - from subtle prejudices to outright threats. But Bond, unfazed, continued his mission, using every ounce of his wit and grit to combat both the 'Pure Bloods' and the insidious racism that threatened to engulf him.

>>508335264
>destroying usaid
was not destroyed was merged in State Department which is Mossad 2 since the 80's. And also NED (National Endowment for Democracy), another kosher institution posing as a private fundation but a branch of CIA fostering regime changes and planting fake news is even more effective than usaid.

>>508338885
>James Bond
>Historical

>>508322895 (OP)
They do this on purpose. What's the point of pissing off your fans

>>508339093
Anon that's Miss Titleloan

>>508323753
keked and saved!

>>508338697
Dice Alley Royale

>>508338697
Croctopussy

>>508338671
you're a monster sipping bimbo

>>508340752
Passive mindset.

>>508341282
If someone could answer this one question it would make my whole decade.

>>508323753
>License to Loot

>>508322895 (OP)
Not even a handsome nigger

>>508327212
i didn't watch it because i heard it was going to have some nigger lady as the hero or something.

James Bond is the exact opposite of what niggers are, so i won't be watching this one either.

>>508322895 (OP)
>A vodka martini as usual Mr. Bond?
>No, this time I want extra zest

>>508338697
>Chimp Another Day

kek

>>508323753
Lmao

>>508323753
Toppest keks

>>508322895 (OP)
Another zesty coon shoehorned into a White mans role. I'm sure that'll go well.

they will blame unemployed white men when this flops

>>508326221
This isn’t accurate though. Spider-Man had a still from Dune

>>508323753
Have a (you)

>>508326377
You don’t think dressing him up as a white guy and grooming him like a white guy fools anyone into thinking this monkey in a suit is attractive?

>>508322895 (OP)
this can't be happening my favorite far right Youtubers told me we had beat woke

>>508322895 (OP)
I just torrented the entire seasons of GoT after people kept nagging me to see it
I got as far as the opening song where the credits claiming this jew did this and this jew did that for three minutes annoyed me so much that i simply deleted it

The irony in the correlation between the vast amount of jews in an industry who`s primary object is making money by telling stories and lies was rather amusing though

>>508322895 (OP)
Taken, not shared

>>508322895 (OP)

Snow white, Mermaid, Dr. Who, Wicked, ...
James Bond

>>508322895 (OP)
>Copyright in Britain is 70 years from artists death,
>Ian Fleming died in 1964
In less than a decade you can legally just make your own 007

>>508328974
Fucking cuck
Your women are the easiest whores on earth

>>508322895 (OP)
They did this same thing with announcing Stringer Bell as the next bond like three years ago and then never mentioned it again.

>>508342926
It’s psychological warfare
They don’t care about entertaining you at this point - they just stick to overt brainwashing
The kikes got cocky and they’re slowly beginning to pay for it

>>508322895 (OP)
Next P Diddy

>>508322895 (OP)

Not buying watching looking selling listening. I will cancel all subscriptions towards.

>>508323753
>No Time to Work

>>508322895 (OP)
>Bond, Jail Bond.

No Mr Bond, we supply you with the keys, you do not have to steal it

>>508343286
this

>>508323753
fucking kek

>>508344090
kek!

>>508322895 (OP)
He should play the Jewish girl Anne Frank who transitioned into a male transnigger.

>>508322895 (OP)
>Jamal Bond
Better than Janeel Bond, which was already kinda hinted at in the last movie

>>508323753
>The Reparations Are Not Enough
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>508344669
this comedy must be made. we must start humiliating kikes and their golem through the same means they use.

>>508328182
>When you become the James Bond you also gain all his memories

>>508323753
>Felons are Forever
>License to Loot
>No Time to Work
hihihihihi

>>508344669
agree

>>508326677
>I have yet to see a black woman that I would consider to be beautiful
regardless of their talent or intelligence niggers are just hideous but obviously they lack in such aspects as well

>>508322895 (OP)
lol i hope it will be his next project

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dfFPmQEJVo

>>508328974
t. muttnigger

>>508323753
This is why I come here

>>508332417
Amazing

>>508322895 (OP)
Not only is he the wrong race, he's weird looking. I couldn't look at his face for a full film

>>508322895 (OP)
A mutt frog

>>508326041
Britain has always been Indian, stop white washing.

>>508323753
>Never Say Nigger Again
Should be "Nigger Says Nigga Again"

>>508322895 (OP)
I'm going to review bomb this shit harder than all those corrective slaps Sean Connery dished out to uppity women in his life.

>>508344090
Were da nitrow on dis beetch be?
>This car doesn't have nitrNO STOP DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON...
SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

>>508322895 (OP)
>Ma namez Bond, Bail Bond.

>>508347584
kek!

>>508323753
jej

>>508322895 (OP)
Im not surprised at all.

I remmeber as a kid before immigrants the cinemas was just swedes and everyone was quiet.

Then came shitskins and they scream talk loud start fights if hushed.

No white person wanna go to the cinema
And have the movie be unwatchable
Because of apes


So no white people go to the movies just shitskins and then it makes sense to change the actors to shitskins

>>508342466
It's the correct actress, even if it's a pic from the wrong movie.