>BREAKING: The Iranian parliament has unanimously reached the decision to close the Strait of Hormuz (20% of world's oil)
>Now, the final decision rests with the Supreme National Security Council and the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei.
>sits back
>waits until a war begins
>"hey mi pana you want oil, ¿no? remove sanctions you imperialist pig"
>*eats and empanada while his countrymen die of starvation*
>*dances on TV while policemen detain, torture, rape and murder unarmed protestors*
>*gets billions of dollars from the US anyway*
He can't keep getting away with it. This motherfucker has been falling upward for decades.
Venezuela is cursed.
>>508323808 (OP)Most of that oil goes to China, have fun zigger with losing 3 of your "allies"
>>508323808 (OP)Why would Iran do that when none of it goes to America? Trying to sabotage Europe’s economy for not stopping America?
>>508325075this would put an enormous pressure on world's economy, especially on USA
>>508325075>Oil prices skyrocket >russians sell oil at higher price and rake in even more cash to fund their war machine>they’ll finish off Ukraine even fasterIt’s over, I’ll admit, they won.
>>508324561Maldita sea, marico sáquenme de aca DIOS
>>508324561His last name is literally Maduro, which means Hard.
>>508323808 (OP)No they can't, because the Whore Mooz Strait is shared with the Gulf states, and the Gulf states won't tolerate any disruptions to their shipping. You can bet everyone will steer clear of Iranian territorial waters, however.
>>508323808 (OP)>Closes the strait>turns every oil importing country into their enemy>US sends a carrier battle group and fucks their shit upAlso
>Completely incapable of stopping enemy aircraft flying over their own turf at will>MUHAHAHA WE GONNA CLOSE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT OCEAN STRAITS.Incompetent sandnigger fucks deserve everything that hits them.
>>508326511No it doesn't lmao. 'Maduro' means 'mature.' 'Hard' is 'duro' which is another word entirely.
His second last name 'Moros' means 'Moors.'
>>508326785biggest China supplier is Russia.
Reality is this will crush the world's economy and will require USA kneeling the fuck out in front of Iran or try to actually overthrow current government.
Anyway a lot of fun times ahead
>>508327133I would like to see them try
>>508323808 (OP)Breaking!! The US navy will turn any ships attempting to close the strait of Hormuz into a fine dust
>>508327017>Reality is this will crush the world's economy and will require USA kneeling the fuck out in front of Iran or try to actually overthrow current government.Last night the US flew around the globe, undetected over an enemy country and dropped several bunker busters into the same fucking hole in the middle of nowhere.
What in all world makes you think they would be incapable of re-opening the strait and keeping it open against a third rate regional power?
>>508323808 (OP)khamenei will likely give the order in the next few hours
inshallah
>>508326785they opened a railway in anticipation of it
https://www.eurasiantimes.com/first-freight-train-from-china-wheels-into-iran/
we really need to stop believing in fairy tails ,Iran cant close the strait for more then afew days at best. them magic carrier sinking missiles and subs will be destroyed before the carriers arrive,
The only thing that can save Iran from becoming a failed state is if China enters the war and targets and sinks US ships and thats not going to happen
>>508327133like how they (didn't) open the red sea?
>>508324831Sounds like blackmail to get them to do something
>>508323808 (OP)This would be a great move for Russia
>>508327522the strait is narrow and shallow, just sinking a tanker in it will block it for months
the sneedatollah will deliver 2 moons from now
>>508327317USA didn't win a single war so I would like to see them try to take on Iran
>>508326785iran has pipeline that runs through turkmenistan straight to china, no truck, airplane, train, or boat needed
>>508327540How has my life in the West changed since then?
>>508327294>shills can't understand that a single carrier battle group has more aerial firepower than most nation's air forces.One or two US CVBGs would be enough to take out all important iranian military, economical and political assets within a week tops. They wouldn't even have to be resupplied.
It's about time the US whips out the old Iron Fist and shows all those shithole nations again who's the boss.
>>508327294they do not need ships for that
>>508327294so they'll assist in blocking the strait? cool!
>>508327752you got closer to a draft for the zog again
>>508324561The US is self sufficient in terms of oil.
>>508327731>USA didn't win a single warHow's the 3 day SMO going these days?
>>508323808 (OP)we have enough oil domestically
>>508325075The oil going through that strait is traded in American dollars.
It would hurt the petrodollar, thus the value of your currency.
>>508327908we can be but we currently are not
and thats only because self sufficiency is the road to poverty, we make more trading and working the production possibilities frontier
if shtf we could exchange profits for self sufficiency though
>>508325420Starting to think Trump did this for Putin now... Good point kek.
Why is Trump such a good goy?
>>508327750china had an embassy in Yugoslavia until US blew it the fuck up and China didnt dare react and if a missile destroys that oil pipeline then China will again sit in the corner and scream and shout but wont do fuck all
Closing the strait does not impede Iran from sending oil to China, it fucks gulf states like Kuwait, Iraq and the UAE from sending oil to importing countries, and the price shock will increase price everywhere as all countries try to buy at any price to fulfill their energy needs
>>508328195china executes American spies every X years, im sure they reacted but it was beyond your perception
>>508323808 (OP)For fuck sake America, can you just not suck Israels cock for once in your life?
>>508327908>>508327965Okay? That doesn't mean jack shit in a globalist economy. If prices rise in europe or anywhere else, wouldn't it make sense for American companies to ship it over there for more profit? Supply and demand is global
>>508327133Doubtful. Iran just has to scare the monied interests. They don't need to be successful at it. US would have to clear the coast with boots on the ground at this point.
I hate this kiked bullshit.
>>508328403>globalist economywe reject the false siren song of globalism
that's what MAGA used to mean, at least
>>508324831I hear Russia has extra to sell.
>>508325203The USA is an oil exporter though, so we'll make bank off of the strait's closure.
>>508330754I didn't know Venezuela was his store.
I bet that he couldn't run a successful store.
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>>508325075>>508324831Japanese get almost all of their oil from that area. Closing that off will greatly increase their energy costs, forcing them to dump their treasuries to pay the difference.
Nobody understands how close we are to a dollar collapse right now.
>>508329862China isn't as stupid as the EU, there is a limit for them in buying russian oil to not be dependent
>>508324561Why haven't the Americans gone after him yet? Seems like an easy target
