Thread 508323808

>BREAKING: The Iranian parliament has unanimously reached the decision to close the Strait of Hormuz (20% of world's oil)

>Now, the final decision rests with the Supreme National Security Council and the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei.

THE IRANIAN PARLIAMENT

>sits back
>waits until a war begins
>"hey mi pana you want oil, ¿no? remove sanctions you imperialist pig"
>*eats and empanada while his countrymen die of starvation*
>*dances on TV while policemen detain, torture, rape and murder unarmed protestors*
>*gets billions of dollars from the US anyway*
He can't keep getting away with it. This motherfucker has been falling upward for decades.

Venezuela is cursed.

>>508323808 (OP)
>what's wrong with you brother

>>508323808 (OP)
Most of that oil goes to China, have fun zigger with losing 3 of your "allies"

>>508323808 (OP)
Why would Iran do that when none of it goes to America? Trying to sabotage Europe’s economy for not stopping America?

>>508325075
this would put an enormous pressure on world's economy, especially on USA

>>508325075
>Oil prices skyrocket
>russians sell oil at higher price and rake in even more cash to fund their war machine
>they’ll finish off Ukraine even faster
It’s over, I’ll admit, they won.

>>508325203
LMAO

>>508324561
Maldita sea, marico sáquenme de aca DIOS

>>508324561
His last name is literally Maduro, which means Hard.

>>508323808 (OP)
No they can't, because the Whore Mooz Strait is shared with the Gulf states, and the Gulf states won't tolerate any disruptions to their shipping. You can bet everyone will steer clear of Iranian territorial waters, however.

>>508323808 (OP)
>Closes the strait
>turns every oil importing country into their enemy
>US sends a carrier battle group and fucks their shit up
Also
>Completely incapable of stopping enemy aircraft flying over their own turf at will
>MUHAHAHA WE GONNA CLOSE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT OCEAN STRAITS.
Incompetent sandnigger fucks deserve everything that hits them.

>>508323808 (OP)
>(20% of world's oil)
it all goes to China,

>>508326511
No it doesn't lmao. 'Maduro' means 'mature.' 'Hard' is 'duro' which is another word entirely.

His second last name 'Moros' means 'Moors.'

>>508326785
biggest China supplier is Russia.
Reality is this will crush the world's economy and will require USA kneeling the fuck out in front of Iran or try to actually overthrow current government.
Anyway a lot of fun times ahead

>>508327017
>and will require USA sending Carries strike group and reopen it 2days later

>>508327133
I would like to see them try

>>508323808 (OP)
Breaking!! The US navy will turn any ships attempting to close the strait of Hormuz into a fine dust

>>508327017
>Reality is this will crush the world's economy and will require USA kneeling the fuck out in front of Iran or try to actually overthrow current government.
Last night the US flew around the globe, undetected over an enemy country and dropped several bunker busters into the same fucking hole in the middle of nowhere.
What in all world makes you think they would be incapable of re-opening the strait and keeping it open against a third rate regional power?

>>508323808 (OP)
khamenei will likely give the order in the next few hours
inshallah

>>508326785
they opened a railway in anticipation of it
https://www.eurasiantimes.com/first-freight-train-from-china-wheels-into-iran/

>>508327294
>ships
go back to sleep mutt

we really need to stop believing in fairy tails ,Iran cant close the strait for more then afew days at best. them magic carrier sinking missiles and subs will be destroyed before the carriers arrive,
The only thing that can save Iran from becoming a failed state is if China enters the war and targets and sinks US ships and thats not going to happen

>>508327133
like how they (didn't) open the red sea?

>>508324831
Sounds like blackmail to get them to do something

>>508323808 (OP)
This would be a great move for Russia

>>508327522
the strait is narrow and shallow, just sinking a tanker in it will block it for months

the sneedatollah will deliver 2 moons from now

>>508327317
USA didn't win a single war so I would like to see them try to take on Iran

>>508326785
iran has pipeline that runs through turkmenistan straight to china, no truck, airplane, train, or boat needed

>>508327540
How has my life in the West changed since then?

>>508327294
>shills can't understand that a single carrier battle group has more aerial firepower than most nation's air forces.
One or two US CVBGs would be enough to take out all important iranian military, economical and political assets within a week tops. They wouldn't even have to be resupplied.
It's about time the US whips out the old Iron Fist and shows all those shithole nations again who's the boss.

>>508327294
they do not need ships for that

>>508327294
so they'll assist in blocking the strait? cool!

>>508327752
you got closer to a draft for the zog again

>>508324561
The US is self sufficient in terms of oil.

>>508327731
>USA didn't win a single war
How's the 3 day SMO going these days?

>>508323808 (OP)
we have enough oil domestically

>>508327904
there won't be a draft

>>508325075
The oil going through that strait is traded in American dollars.
It would hurt the petrodollar, thus the value of your currency.

>>508327908
we can be but we currently are not

and thats only because self sufficiency is the road to poverty, we make more trading and working the production possibilities frontier

if shtf we could exchange profits for self sufficiency though

>>508325420
Starting to think Trump did this for Putin now... Good point kek.

Why is Trump such a good goy?

>>508327750
china had an embassy in Yugoslavia until US blew it the fuck up and China didnt dare react and if a missile destroys that oil pipeline then China will again sit in the corner and scream and shout but wont do fuck all

>>508327952
brilliant

Closing the strait does not impede Iran from sending oil to China, it fucks gulf states like Kuwait, Iraq and the UAE from sending oil to importing countries, and the price shock will increase price everywhere as all countries try to buy at any price to fulfill their energy needs

>>508328195
china executes American spies every X years, im sure they reacted but it was beyond your perception

>>508323808 (OP)
For fuck sake America, can you just not suck Israels cock for once in your life?

>>508327908
>>508327965
Okay? That doesn't mean jack shit in a globalist economy. If prices rise in europe or anywhere else, wouldn't it make sense for American companies to ship it over there for more profit? Supply and demand is global

>>508327133
Doubtful. Iran just has to scare the monied interests. They don't need to be successful at it. US would have to clear the coast with boots on the ground at this point.
I hate this kiked bullshit.

>>508328403
>globalist economy
we reject the false siren song of globalism
that's what MAGA used to mean, at least

>>508326922
the OG tough nigga

>>508324831
I hear Russia has extra to sell.

>>508328298
>china executes American tourists every X years

>>508323808 (OP)
>Flag of Rape has been raised

>>508324561
based

>>508325203
The USA is an oil exporter though, so we'll make bank off of the strait's closure.

>>508330754
I didn't know Venezuela was his store.
I bet that he couldn't run a successful store.

>>508323808 (OP)
>yo lil donnie

>>508325075
>>508324831
Japanese get almost all of their oil from that area. Closing that off will greatly increase their energy costs, forcing them to dump their treasuries to pay the difference.
Nobody understands how close we are to a dollar collapse right now.

>>508329862
China isn't as stupid as the EU, there is a limit for them in buying russian oil to not be dependent

>>508324561
KEK

>>508324561
Why haven't the Americans gone after him yet? Seems like an easy target