Thread 508331176

Strait of Hormuz CLOSED due to (US)AIDS

Who could have predicted this?

>>508331176 (OP)
Trump should offer US oil

>>508331176 (OP)
This will result in catastrophic inflation rates. This is amazing news, I need the population around me starving for specific reasons.

>>508332930
>This will result in catastrophic inflation rates.
that's not inflation. only central banks cause inflation

>>508331176 (OP)

Based. The rest of you third world chimps have to buy oil from US now. At a 50% markup due to volatility in the market.
Your credit is no good, we only take cash.

>>508331176 (OP)

Burgers are full retard.

>>508331176 (OP)
the iranian parliament is symbolic, only what the Ayatollah says matters. That's like if the King of England says the royal navy should blockade France.

>>508333851
The US doesn't rely at all on oil shipped through Hormuz. China does though.

>>508334049
In USA the only thing that matters is what Netanyahu says

Before....

>>508334312
After.

Check mate iran

>>508334378
what are we supposed to be seeing here?

>>508334378
Where's the after photo?

>>508334312
>>508334378
We fucked that dirt up boi.
MURICA

>>508334113
China has direct pipeline running from the middle east. Japan, India, Korea, and Europe on the other hand...

>>508331176 (OP)
Team America World Police! Fuck yea!

>>508331176 (OP)
Trump's 5D chess to raise oil prices and help Putin.

>>508334113
Oil is fungible. In an economic sense it all goes into the same pool that everyone buys it out of. If it's scarce abroad, prices rise abroad, and our oil gets sold abroad to take advantage, and prices rise domestically to match.

operation midnight rammer incoming

Plot twist there is no Iranian government anymore.

>>508331176 (OP)
Good
Gas was too cheap and hurting American oil companies

>>508331176 (OP)
haha no more Oil for facists xD !1

>>508331176 (OP)
I'm so sick and tired of these subtard Conservatard twatter accounts with their hysterical bullshit.

>>508335621
fuck your people. all that matters is the 2% choosen ones that own you. the rest is expendable goyim garbage whose sole duty in life is to serve and die for israel.

>>508334378
That’s a feature, energy got channeled somewhere else

>>508334820
This is from our state media, "possible bomb-holes"

cant upload the image so its here [url=https://postimg.cc/JHz7DWjB][img]https://i.postimg.cc/JHz7DWjB/possible-bomb-holes.avif[/img][/url]

>>508336493
broken link, maybe this? https://i.postimg.cc/3Ngkq8R9/possible-bomb-holes.avif

>>508334424

what's the matter nig-nog? Your government was all hot and heavy for green energy a few years ago, you ought to thanking us for reducing your reliance on that barbarous fossil fuel.
>Say Thank you, America.

Someone explain how they can close that narrow sea route? With boats? Can't they just bomb it?

>>508331176 (OP)
fuck the jews. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. I can literally see the Iranian mountains on the other side of the Strait of Hormuz from my house. Seriously how will this affect me I need to know now

>>508331176 (OP)
Well, I guess Iran doesn't get to have a navy anymore.
Shame about that ..

>>508332930
>flag
>starving
checks out

>>508336951
they can mine it and yes use their navy (which is fairly decent)

>>508333851
How is it retarded, we're about to be rich as fuck?
Sucks for the rest of the world.
Oh well, there was getting to be too many brown people anyway.

>>508331176 (OP)
I'm guessing the new route is going to be a land route going through the gulf countries, to Saudi, to Jordan, and then through Israel or Syria to the Mediterranean and the rest of the world

>>508331337
>Trump should offer US oil
No thanks. Not paying 4x what the rest of the world pays for the exact same thing.

>>508331176 (OP)
fugg

>>508337551
There wont be a new rout, Iranians will get bombed and their will be a security perimeter around the strait if they actually try to close it

>>508337551
Well what do you think toppling Assad was about?
Now that the west has won in Syria, we can finally get that pipeline built.

>>508337239
Post scenic mountain view

>>508335426
Where’s the fun in that?

>>508337755
How did that work out for you with the Houthis. (who are likely to step up their own attacks again btw)

>>508333733


retard Russia will sell oil to everyone at pre war prices and make a bank and no one will buy US natural gas mutt

>>508338238
worked out well, Hourthis were never able to completely close the strait, they only slowed down traffic due to insurance costs, and then they completely stopped after Trump bombed them. Go check right now ship traffic around Yemen is packed, they are not doing shit

>>508337755
I'm talking about the non Iranian oil and gas in the gulf. this anon gets it: >>508337760

>>508337830
the mountains are only visible during sunrise when the sun is low and the mountain shadow silhouette is clear to the naked eye

>>508337674
But you will. The price of oil increasing also affects the US

>>508331176 (OP)
It looks like this would affect all the oil of Kuwait (for which there was a gulf war by Bush Sr.), all the Qatar oil, and Dubai (a tourist attaction / Indian slave center in UAE). In other words, a lot of Money.

>>508338514
I guess you dont own stocks in Maersk. Or tokyo marine. It fucked shipping rates something hard, and Iran is likely to do more damage than the Houthis.

>>508338676
>tokyo marine
up 5% almost for the year retard, those stocks are fine. you just parrot retard shit you see on shitskin Muslim twitter and don't check a good damn thing don't you.

>>508333733
>cash
lmao
ok you can have your pretend goybucks, they are worthless due to your private printing company anyway kek

>>508338329

>eurocucks will purchase oil from the country they wanted to go to war with a few months ago
Good meme

Russian oil is back on lads!!

>>508338329
Remember when the Americans tried to lower the Russian oil price cap to $45? Nobody remembers, because nobody cares.

>>508334919
can just make deals with iran, venezuela and other browns
nobody but you supports jewland and their sandy adventures this time

>>508338980
Everything rallied post Trump cucking out on tariffs, to a ridiculous degree. Go look at the 2024 figures.

>>508331176 (OP)
Gas is gonna jump back up to Katrina level prices, but at least eggs are cheap again :^)

>>508339296
you are so fucking dumb, how would their stocks be up if their business was shut down?? Houthis have cucked out and aren't attacking any ships.

>>508339454
Stocks dont correlate to fundamentals most of the time you absolute fucking retard. Its like you think speculation and bubbles dont exist. Right now everything is overvalued, because the markets pumped like absolute idiots after Trump cucked out on his tariffs. A huge overcorrection.

>>508340102
holy kek you are the retard that brought stocks up in the first place, then you had to cope and pretend it was pointless anyways. You must be some angry Muslim shit skin trying hard to make a fantasy where your people aren't a total bitch.