Thread 508334003

Hope you goyim are ready for $10/gal gas.

Chuds on 5150 watch rn baka

>>508334003 (OP)
They aren't stupid to do it

looks like I am goping to sell my car soon and use my gravel bike more instead

>all our money comes from oil and gas but let's cut it off when we need it most
we're winning iran bros

>>508334003 (OP)
That would be A Good Thing for the climate

>>508334003 (OP)
what now, operation "strait of america"?

they're begging to be clapped
again and again

>>508334003 (OP)
BTC BELOW 100K

>>508334623
they won't do shit.
they'll arrest a random tanker for 10 hours and then call it a day.

>>508334623
This is the casus belli, the inflation will crush America and Europe

>>508334523
You have no idea what you're up against, do you lol?!

>>508334003 (OP)
Why does Iran get to decide to close the straight? Oman also has a say in it.

>>508334339
I would do the same if everything wasn't 10 miles away.

>>508334981
i thought traffic was already being routed through the omani side as well, i don't know what this does

>>508334945
shouldn't you be working on another AI slop video for your ayatollah to post on twitter?

>>508335217
They can harass vessels on the Omani side and say they crossed over into the Iranian side

>>508334003 (OP)
>tfw my older car has lpg conversion

>>508334003 (OP)
VGH
AVVELERATE
RETVRN

>>508334523
Samson option

>>508334003 (OP)
In America gas prices can never get that high because at a certain point the economy stops and makes the gas worthless
Learn basic facts

>>508334003 (OP)
Fuck you this affects me!!!

>>508334003 (OP)
im a foot chat
i only use my feet
seethe amerimutts

>>508334003 (OP)
Good. Travel is too cheap. Too many poors have been at the beach recently. Unfortunately it's too late to save this Fourth of July because everyone's probably already booked their flights. Japan was also chock full of other tourists when I went. It'll be a gift from god if they all get priced out by airline ticket prices going up.

>>508334713
I’m sorry if this costs Republicans the midterms and we go back to trans everything and DEI getting white men’s jobs, I don’t know what I’ll do. Seethe most likely

>>508334003 (OP)
MAGA will endure any hardship to 1) fellate their cult emperor, 2) support Israel, 3) own da libs

Good fuck cars. I wish gas was $100 a gallon you niggers need to learn to walk again. Fatsos!

>US sanctions China, won't sell them LNG any more
>China says OK, sources all its LNG from the gulf instead
>Iran closes the gulf
>China needs LNG for ethane and all its subsequent plastics
China is so fucked
First thing when markets open I'm buying into Australian LNG and you should too

I'm way more concerned about what the cost of heating oil is going to be this winter.

Based ASF, I don't have a car
>NOT MY PROBLEM

>>508334713
So are your ass cheeks

>>508334269
Your people were stupid enough to bomb Iran. This is Israel's fault.

>>508338595
Russia exists

>>508336005
Don't look up European gas prices in gallons

>>508334809
Because some schizo gypsy from 4chan told them to?

>>508334003 (OP)
Bikechads win yet again

>follow zero road rules
>dont pay for gas
>dont pay for insurance

life is good

>>508334003 (OP)
>parliament approves
Lmao. They are mocking the mutts "democracy".

>>508334003 (OP)
China will have their say on this. China gets half of their oil from the Persian gulf.

>>508338798
Russia was already exporting as much LNG to China as their infrastructure can handle before this though. I don't think Russia have the physical means to increase delivery to meet the shortfall.

>>508334623
We all know America is gay as fuck and couldn't be strait if it tried.

>>508339280
And it didn't occur to you that it might be Iran's intention to put pressure on China?

>>508334523
iran doesnt sell to europe since ages due to sanctions

>>508339495
And do what? Nobody is going to put up with it. China isn’t going to do shit to anyone but iran. If Iran pulls this shit, any sort of diplomatic outcome is off the table. They’ll get their shit pushed in. That’s why they won’t do it.

>>508334003 (OP)


NOICE

>>508339662
Fortunately for Iran, there is now China. Before, they had to pay jews to sell their oil. See marc rich.

>>508338867
>America
>Europe
Hahahaha

>>508334269
I agree, they're not. They're completely free to close it.

>>508334003 (OP)
3% of our (United States) oil comes from there it's another nothing burger

>>508334003 (OP)
I was born ready

Ok in case of peak oil prices my sensei told me

The capitalists will panic and start wars with the Aryans in Iran

>>508339495
Yeah I'm sure China will respond favorably to having the Malacca dilemma be put into practice by a BRI member.

>>508339971
it matter because it will make the price go up

>>508340116
No it won't for us we are a oil exporting nation

>>508339819
Their backs are against the wall anyway. Putting pressure on the only power in the world that is equal to the jewish empire is not a stupid move. Of course there is a chance that China will help its enemies, but there is also a chance that they will finally take the first step.

>>508339381
You're right. Australia might be a good bet

>>508339971
Not how a global commodity price works shartmerican education bro

>>508334003 (OP)
>$10 GAS PRICES SOON

Iran Gazaed shortly thereafter by a sustained carpet bombing campaign! Shock and Awe, baby!

>>508340184
Retard

>>508340271
It does when we are oil independent. This will be a benefit for us as we will sell what is in demand

>>508340360
I accept your concession. I heard you need oil now would you like to buy some at triple the current price?

>>508338539
yeah lemme just walk 20 miles to the grocery store and walk back with 5 bags of groceries for me and the kids

>>508340184
But anonie
If I'm a US oil executive, and worldwide prices have gone to $150 a barrel, why would I sell my oil in the United States at $80 a barrel

>>508340184
only if you gas company was nationalised and even then i'm not sure

this is how Globalism dies. when gas becomes unaffordable everything will start grinding and rip apart.

>>508334003 (OP)
it would mostly impact China. the US does not buy a lot of oil from Iran

>>508338539
you know the cost of good is tied to oil price since you need oil to transport them ?

>>508334003 (OP)
>After getting bombed by the US now Iran forces it to get involved further while hitting literally the entire world because "muh Israel"
What's this sort of strategic brilliance called? Maybe Iran was an Israeli project to help Israel seem more sympathetic after all.

>>508338875
nasty bitch

>>508340844
We're in the opening narration of Mad Max right now. The first one nobody watches.

>>508334981
Why do Israel and the US get to decide if Iran pursues nuclear energy?

>>508334003 (OP)
Not actually happening

>>508340099
The chinks are not emotional jews. They will weigh everything and then come to the conclusion that if they don't back iran, they stand to lose a lot more. The blockade only forces them to make this decision instead of doing nothing.

>>508334003 (OP)
I drive a prius.

>>508340786
We would increase prices.

>>508340794
It doesn't need to be we sell oil and this would help our economy not that it's going to happen anyway

>>508334003 (OP)
>$10 for gas
You amerimutts pay to get farted?sick

this is Biden's fault

>>508334523
>we're winning iran bros
Make the world suffer while they complete their nukes.
Nuke Israel.
US nukes Iran.
WW3?

>>508340921
Would you like a buy a used bridge?

You do know that we get most oil elsewhere right? Wow you guys are stupid

>>508341008
It is too dark for most people to think about.

>>508341251
Unfortunately, the gas price affects all aspects of your life, including the price of electricity.

>>508340921
China has a railway to Iran.

>>508341418
And you know how a market works?

>>508340184
It doesn’t matter if we produce oil here or not. If the global supply drops by 30% the price per barrel is going to the moon because it’s sold in a global market. The oil companies will sell it at the going rate to the highest bidder.
And we mostly produce light sweet crude, while our refineries mostly need heavy crude. That means we export the one and import the other. So even if the net difference is small, we’re still heavily dependent on oil imports to keep our refineries running.

>>508341391
I think that is honestly a 1/1000 best case scenario for a nuclear escalation followed by a 100 year cold war which China would win.

>>508334523
you know a blockade can let their ships through right?

>>508334003 (OP)
doesn't this mean albertas oil is worth a shitload more?
I am ok with this.

>>508334003 (OP)
You better not close it or we are telling China on you!

>>508341418
We live in a global economy, where one disruption affects the whole system.

>>508334003 (OP)
The era of the bike chads is here.

>>508341836
Not really. Because the blockade can only take place by mines. Otherwise they cannot guarantee to maintain it in the long term. But I think income from oil sales is the least of their worries at the moment anyway.

>>508334003 (OP)
It probably should already be that expensive for the US

>>508341571
china still get 45% of it's oil through the strait, Iran does not have capacity to supply all of china, especial if it gets it's rail ways on oil facility bombed in retaliation for closing the strait

>>508341687
Or it could be a bargaining chip to convince China to sell them a few nukes.
>Look, Xi, we don’t want to do it, but what choice do we have? Bibi is a warmongering faggot. Trump shit all over the agreement we made with Obama. They both attacked us and we’ve got no other way to fight back or convince them to back off. I mean, if we DID have some way to convince them to leave us alone we’d rather do that, of course…

>>508338595
They arent closing the straight outright.
They're only blocking shipments to specific western countries and allies. China is free to exept shipments through the straight similar to any other country that is in good terms with iran. It doesn't really matter because that just means more people will buy oil from other countries.

>>508334003 (OP)
Imagine life in the US, where energy is not cheap enough to enable everyone to commute to the cities for work. Yo uwould have a distributed economy, local industries would make sense.

We'd be able to live our lives and have no contact with any city center. They would be like different countries

>>508341897
yeah but china would be much more fucked by this then USA. Trump could order all wells tapped and push up American production, it wont offset the strait causing a price hike, but there wont be a shortage. China would be dealing with an actual shortage and empty gas stations across the country.

We are going to be super rich
I will be finially be able to buy rtx 5xxx series

>>508334003 (OP)
I'm glad I just filled up my tank. I don't drive much. My car is 2011, and it has just 38,000 miles on it (2,714 miles per year), so I can probably get to October on this tank.

>>508342166
Iran doesn’t have the naval capability to do that in the face of US and western opposition. They’d have to use mines, which aren’t exactly discriminating.

>>508334003 (OP)

the nice thing is that with inflation, $10/gallon is only like $5/gallon was a few years ago.

we'll be OK.

>>508342133
Oil isnt as precious a commodity as people like to think. Its everywhere its just that theres so much price fixing that it seems to be more scarce than it actually is. There's a reason why standard oil was split up into multiple companies.

>>508342550
They've been using GPS jamming.

>>508342405
So would we, because we import most of the oil we refine and export most of what we extract domestically.
You guys really need to stop relying on Trump’s campaign talking points and educate yourselves on how things actually work in the real world.

>>508334003 (OP)
Okay but the Strait of Hormuz is covered by the territorial waters of both Iran and Oman. What is to stop Oman from allowing ships to pass through their waters?

>>508342619
For USA it's not but, but short term supply chain disruption would cause a price crunch. Chines refineries would be empty until US ramps up production and start shipping them oil

>>508342755
>mfw I drive a 30 ft carrying 12 tons and it gets the same mpg

>>508342550
Its not exactly difficult.
They cam do whatever they want. Its mostly just them interacting with the straight anyway.

>>508334921
>casus belli
Nigger you literally just bombed them, they're responding to your act of war

looks open to me

>>508342856
>eye-ran
>oh-man
>yeah-men
Weird place.

>>508342855
wrong, vast majority of our imported oil is from Canada, who has plenty of room to ramp up production. why would this impact our exports at all.

>>508342862
Iran will continue to sell oil to china through the straight. They aren't closing it down for everybody.

This is essentially what places like iran want to do with the entire Indian ocean, and places like china want to do with the entire south china sea. They're nothing more than pirates with a loosely functional government.

>>508334003 (OP)

I hope they let Xi's ships through so their economy surges even further past the U.S.GAY's

>>508343199
you are really dumb not expecting retaliation, USA/Israel can bomb their ports easily

>>508342409
>I will be finially be able to buy rtx 5xxx series
Just make sure to make me some good apu gens.

>>508343199
They no longer have that kind of control. They have to work with mines.

>>508343291
That won't happen though.

>>508334003 (OP)
Instead of closing the straits, they should close every last Holocaust museum

>>508341975
Synth-pop mad max like Turbo Kid? Giga-based

>iran
>closing the strait
And how will they do that?

>>508343533
If they close the strait Trump will escalate 100%.

>>508334003 (OP)
>20% of global oil demand
>20% of global LNG demand
loss of both means
>Ukraine have to roll over because Russia sanctions have to end
>US producers get extremely rich
it is literally America First to close the strait, Trumps vision and long term planning are insanely good

>>508343536
I bet holocaust museums in iran are based.

>>508343291
>we'll attack you again if you peacefully assert control over your own territorial waters
Dickless kike, you're fucking powerless, even when orange nigger uses the biggest and best bombs, it can't stop Iran because an invasion would mean thousands of dead Americucks and would fail anyway.

Enjoy eating Iranian missiles for the rest of israel's existence you brown pedo.

This 'fire and assess' strategy by Iran is annoying. It gives the shills time to come back online between bombings. They should go back to sleeping in their subway

>>508343661
See>>508342921

Closing the straight just means not selling their own oil to people who arent on good terms with them.

>>508343910
No. They have always said that this means mining everything. The patrol boats for this have supposedly been ready for a long time.

>>508343910
they already do that....

>>508341251
Congrats you dodged one bullet bow how about the other 99 that effect every day items you use including the food that gets to your store.

Enough with the retreating and coping coward. Be mad at the people governing the country, punish the government. Stop running.

>>508344168
So are their subs, their anti-ship missile batteries, drones…

>>508335939
I prefer the Samsung Option. My S23U is so based it makes my pee pee swol.

>>508343661
>If they close the strait Trump will escalate 100%.
Man, the shit is fucked up.
Seriously, all this talk about who has bigger balls is just retarded coping mechanisms. This entire thing is escalating if it is finally formalized that the Strait is shut down. No one wins except the Military contractors and some special interests as always, our lives are just going to suck more. D's will take back power and we're going to be bathing in suck.
Even the Democrats now have a vested interest for this entire thing to be a shit show.

>>508343857
kek you must really be seething this year. Who must go?

>>508343692
>>Ukraine have to roll over because Russia sanctions have to end
how is this America first?

WHY CANT JEWS LEAVE ARYANS ALONE
GO BOMB SOME ARABS LEAVE THE ARYANS IN ARYAN LANDS

>>508344389
More of the same.

Like I said earlier these countries are just overly decorated pirate nations.

>>508339381
They will have to agree to that other pipeline after all

>>508334003 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills or worries. I will just cover my expired plates, fill up my gas tank then take off, nothing changes for me.

I am free.

>>508335939
>>508339662
>>508341391
More likely the kikes would use this an excuse to target oil infrastructure in Iran which thus far they've been avoiding.

>>508338798
And can't build a pipeline to Chinkland even after 3 years because all their infrastructure was built by Schlumberger and Haliburton to begin with and they either never bothered with industrial espionage or simply aren't competent enough to do anything with what they learned.

>>508344573
Get in your bunker and pipe down jewish brownoid.

>>508334003 (OP)
I can wait until everyone finds out who made EVER THING cost double.
Its going to be fucking kino boyz!

>>508346185
Remember that you are saving Israel and Her Chosen People!

>>508334003 (OP)
5% of US oil, 50% china's oil goes through that strait. They are gonna fuck their allies over, not the west.

>>508346987
maybe iran is secretly an ally and all the commotion was to draw out enemies of u.s.

>>508334269
>They aren't stupid to do it
They'd be stupid not to

>>508334003 (OP)
Iran is unironically retarded for doing this. They could have gotten out of this with a mostly symbolic bombardment.

>>508335291
>shouldn't you be working on another AI slop video for your ayatollah to post on twitter?
Iran can either close the straight or they might as well sign their own death warrant.

>>508334269
All they have to do is give a slight appearance that it’s too dangerous to cross it. Tankers would stop immediately without escorts

>>508346987
>open the strait for chinese vessels
>close it for american allies
pretty easy desu.

>>508346185
We need more abortion clinics and doctors

Millions more

>>508346987
>50% china's oil goes through that strait.
China got 90% of their oil from Russia last year.
The Russian oil that the EU bought from Russia now goes to China and India, while the EU buy the oil from the ME that China and India used to buy.
The EU will be seriously fucked if Iran close the Hormuz.

>>508347461
>Iran is unironically retarded for doing this.
The retarded ones are Germany and the EU for cutting themselves off from Russian oil and gas.

>>508347519
And then Omar allows American allies to go throigh....

>>508334003 (OP)
this is great news for alberta, and therefore canada.

>>508334523
they have a new rail line, directly to china, that just became operational and to avoid sea lanes.

>>508334003 (OP)
My leaf oil stocks are about to fuckin soar

>>508347519
Yea, nah lmfao. They can't actually close it down in any way which discriminates who can pass through. They can only mine it or clog it with boats

You are going to the meat grinder. You wont do shit besides march to your death like a good goy.