Hitler was: >gay >pedo >communist >fucked his niece >fucked eva braun who had jewish roots >took 74 different drugs >took speed >took bull semen >took pig hormones >took female hormones >loved beer so much he downed literal kegs at a time >jung said he had female handwriting >jung said he was like talking to a nation >had brown eyes >had blue eyes >lost both testicles >had one testicle >had three testicles >had a small deformed penis >WAS A JEW >was a crossdresser who fucked nazi officers in front of the jews in the camps >had african ancestry >an alien >was a spendtrift >was a miser >made 50 jewish men fight to the death but heroically they didn't fight >was impotent >was obsessed with health >was a vegan >was a crazed sex maniac >had syphilis because of a jewish prostitute >had a scat fetish >strangled 15 jewish babies with his own two hands all the while laughing like an unhinged maniac >loved cocacola and ice cream >was cold and believed only in reason >would eat an entire chocolate cake by himself >stole the ferrari volkswagen from a jewish engineer >dodged 1.75 million pounds in taxes >was in prison too little time >was in prison too long and it made him write mein kampf >was a banker's plant since farber gave him money >signed a pact to start a war at versailles >steeped the nazis in kabbala >he always put his elbows on the table while eating >he would drink soup from the bowl while it was 1/3 full >when he cut the cake for his guests he'd take the first piece >he would shoot the wastepaper basket not bothering to pick up the ones that had missed >when they ordered pizza he would rush and elbow others to take the biggest slice >when in the movie theater he would talk loudly at the screen and played coy pointing to goebbels or goering when the ushers came to reprimand him >when eating spaghetti he would slurp the noodles like the japanese taught him >His original family name was Schicklgruber, fucking Sheckle-grabber
>>508357562 >It's already on the list:
I know that, I just enjoy the list. Many items on it are my own creation so I get a small measure of callow validation from seeing it.