Thread 508375806

America unironically does this

>>508375806 (OP)
Looks nice though, idgi

>>508375806 (OP)
we are bug people

>>508375806 (OP)
yeah, it's great. what's your problem?

>>508375806 (OP)
I instantly get a boner when seeing pictures of suburbs because I used to watch Weeds

>>508375806 (OP)
Does what?

as a kid, where do you play?

>>508375806 (OP)
Just needs fences so you can sit in your garden in peace and I don't see the problem.

>>508375806 (OP)
Gotta have somewhere to put all those mutts.

>>508375806 (OP)
If it had trees it would be completely different. No trees = literally unlivable.

>>508375806 (OP)
So does Europe, we just do it better, like always.

>>508375806 (OP)
the rest of the world fights, dies and lies for just a chance to live like this. the most desired life in the planet

>>508375806 (OP)
i'm more concerned these niggas don't have any backyard fences

but at the same time these pictures could just be from not long after construction was finish

you can usually tell how new a neighborhood is by a lack of any large trees, but not always

How is this better?

>>508376928
>sharing walls with other people

ngmi

>>508375806 (OP)
We wuzzums balkan niggers n sheit and we won't go home

>>508376634
On the interstate.

if you walk in the USA you will randomly get stopped by police because its suspicious. in suburbia. top kek

>>508375806 (OP)
My home built by hammer and nail in 1950 is so comfy

>>508376997
>>508377003
>sharing you walls
>floor
>AND ceiling
>with other people

totally fuct

>>508377117
is this from a game? what is it?

>>508375806 (OP)
i would have killed you and your whole family for a home there

>>508376928
this is unironically better

>>508376530
that show was supreme kike degeneracy, but yes i wanted to fuck mary louise parker

>>508376997
nigga are you stupid? you can fit all the population of the left arrangement into one building and then leave the rest of the island as nature

this has to be ragebait

>>508375806 (OP)
A bit like communism but not quite ;]

>>508375806 (OP)
you dont like driving for 3 hours in traffic just to get food?????????

>>508377460
>then leave the rest of the island as nature
Yes obviously thats what would happen

>>508375806 (OP)
Looks clean and safe.
Only a brown person is disturbed by cleanliness and lack of squalor.

>>508377802
nigga if you only have 10 ppl why would you build 30 houses?

>>508376928
Absolute nightmare fuel.

>>508375806 (OP)
Just needs more trees.

>>508376928
fuuuuck

>>508377647
There's a Safeway 1 mile from my house, a different Safeway 2 miles in the other direction, and a KFC, a pharmacy, hardware store, and a Dollar Tree half a mile away.

>>508377907
>>508378113
it's always interesting to see a really nice woman's ass but blown up to 3-4 times it's normal size

not sure how to feel

>>508376829
America's hate for trees is weird as fuck.
Bu they should also mix in facilities like schools and dentists so you don't have to drive for literally everything.

>>508378113
Always on scan

>>508376634
You drive 2 hours to where all the businesses are

>>508376928
This is the UK or Ireland, never seen something like this in Sweden or anywhere else in Europe

>>508378049
boo

>>508377907
Suburbs are nothing but brown people now gramps

>>508375806 (OP)
What’s wrong with it? It’s a new neighborhood. You think trees just grow big overnight like jack and the beanstalk? You have your own house and yard. You rerards can’t even do yard care on a suburban house.

>>508375806 (OP)
It's what you do with very few outside enemy nations around, and lots of space to sprawl

>>508378774
it's beautiful. just wish the front lawns were a big bigger with nice gardens. also needs trees

Suburb
>Backyard space for gardening, BBQs, pools
>Garage door chilling with the guys, wood working, working on cars
>Dead quiet at night
>Can go for walks whenever
>Often there are parks or nature trails near them

Tell me why suburbs suck? Oh because you saw an aerial photograph of them? Oh nooooo! This is so much worse than a cramped bug box with a balcony for your "designated outdoor space"!

>>508375806 (OP)
so does China

>>508377353
You think sharing walls is better? Also, I don't see anything that bad about OP's pic. I mean the neighborhood's cookie cutter. But so are million dollar brownstones in Brooklyn

>>508379309
comparing million dollar brownstones to the tofu building kikery in picrel is wild

>>508379519
I'm talking about the cookie cutter aspect. And at one point those brownstones were cheap. My family comes from Brooklyn and owned one. They were nothing special

>>508376928
I've lived in the mid terrace like that before, it wasn't that bad. I could hear the alcoholic guy next to me basically dying at night. He must have had horrific stomach cramps for hours, screaming in pain. Then i'd see him in the morning and we'd say good morning to each other. It's a very intimate way to live. I'd see heroin addicts walking around with cans of beer in the morning and we'd all say hello to each other.

>>508379795
Where in brooklyn do you come from? Because I so happen to also be an 8th gen brooklynite

>>508379236
yeah what’s the problem? i’d kill for a nice house like that. yeah yeah american houses made of wood ev&doe that’s only midwest states with frequent hurricanes america bad

>>508377944
yeah, it never happens in real life...
definitely not in these times

>>508375806 (OP)
Looks nice.
Only thing that is weird is that there are no fences or bushes between the backyards

>>508375806 (OP)
Shouldn't you be hanging from a tree somewhere by now?

>>508375806 (OP)
We know you have an american flag under there you faggot

>>508377373
>wanted to
Still do

Americans actually wear Jeans in the winter lmao. It'll be below freezing and they'll be wearing Jeans kek. I didn't believe it until I visited. Absolute NPCs over there

>>508379811
I always hear the people next to me fucking and moaning and i hate it.

>>508379970
My family's from Bensonhurst. We moved when I was around 4. I grew up on long island. I barely remember the brownstone we lived in. Just that it had long step stairs that I almost fell down

>>508375806 (OP)
Reminds me how 12 year old me would design cities in sim city 3000

>>508380703
>Americans actually wear Jeans in the winter lmao.
Are you talking about non-whites? It's a stereotype in america that white people wear shorts in the winter.

>>508375806 (OP)
Yes. My suburban house and car are my bubbles to keep the blacks and Mexicans out.

>>508376928
Worst part is you can't even blow your head off in your backyard if this is Britain :(

>>508381146
>my bubbles to keep the blacks and Mexicans out.
mexicans/south americans live in my suburbs. investors bought the houses up and are renting them out kek

>>508375806 (OP)
It's time to rent some industrial equipment and bulldoze these cardboard crimes against humanity.

>>508380703
>jeans
>that pic
ESL paki retard, do you realize what you are saying?

>>508379248
holy fuck

at least when they build cookie-cutter homes here they flip or mirror the housing plan and use different designs of siding with different colors so they don't all look and feel EXACTLY the same

>>508380886
nigga there ain't no brownstones in bensonhurst. im from dyker heights

>>508380703
where did you find this picture of me

>>508381506
I wonder if anyone lives in these. Or were they just built for the lulz

>>508381350
this is literally the exact same issue in my neighborhood. the white actually owns and lives in it, only brownoids are renting.

>>508377101
I currently live below someone in a decent condo in a nice small Midwest college town
This very moment they are banging around, throwing a ball to their (large) dog, and generally just living as though they're in a house with nobody around - everything they do rocks my unit and it constantly feels like I'm living next to a freeway and a train track - oh and I'm paying $1200 /mo for this privilege
By the grace of God I recently bought a house I'm soon moving into and I often think I'd rather be homeless than live like this ever again
(I did live in a car for a few years too)

it's fucking despicable and horrendous. Monopoly housing.

>>508381373
Suburbs can be comfy (if it's your thing) if not a bit bland - you have some personal outdoor space and minimal niggers and spics around to ruin your life
Safe for kids and they've often got parks, schools nearby (walking distance) and plenty of other kiddos to play with

>>508380703
You are NPC without a soul so you are easily defeated by cold.

>>508377074
this is true. there isn't any freedom in this country.

>>508381373
Let me guess, we should instead all live in tiny cages with niggers because it's more "efficient" and "eco friendly"?

How did you get this picture of my Cities Skylines city

>>508375806 (OP)
golf course retardation demontosis spread. they could just make zen gardens and have a quiet policy and achieve the same effect while consuming fewer resources and space while creating more space for positive freedom social activities.

>>508375806 (OP)
A mans home is his castle.

>>508375806 (OP)
It makes it harder to dodge the draft.

>>508379811
Sounds like how living in Queens NY is like.

>>508380703
why am i going to bundle up or layer my clothes if the next room i'll be in within 5 minutes is going to be 80*. that dude is obviously on the way to class @ some northern shithole liberal arts university. fuck yankees and fuck brown imports to the uk like yourself
(idgaf if you were born there, your parents sure as fuck weren't)

>>508375806 (OP)
Better than commie blocks.

>>508376634
in the middle of the road like the kids of antiquity obviously

>>508376530
Estonie Saprano, hell yeah.
I instantly saw the sticky tacky little houses and thought of the intro to Weeds.

The minimalism is boring, but they don't look retarded like the buildings smashed together in like the UK.

>>508382085
yeah, i realized the grift of
>(((sharing walls with your neighbor)))
when i worked construction on new, tall, sky-scraper type condos

>REALLY nice tile work in bathrooms with amazing thick glass shower installation
>rest of "condo"/(apartment you own)
>just as good construction as any city/county provided low-income housing where homeless sneak in to piss and shit in the common area
>literally leave jewish graffiti (seen it more than once)
>and the walls are just as thin
and these kikes wanted you to pay thousands of dollars a month for it

and then i began to hate them..
>jk
>i already did

>>508382085
>a midest college town

madison?

>:)

>>508375806 (OP)
It's an engineering miracle to terraforom out deserts into a suburban utopia, and it's wonderful to live in a non-attached house with space all around you
>T lives in a city apartment in a city where houses are right next to each other.

>>508384203
>midwest
>not
>midest

Does every one of these have an HOA? Are there any benefits for having one or is it just legalized mafia

>>508376634
they usually have multiple playgrounds, parks, pools, and splash pads scattered throughout the subdivision. These places are usually extremely nice. add some mild variety of home style, some oaks, and fences and you have a nice place.

>>508383649
Is he ok?

>>508384390
>nuuu goy
>you gotta share your walls
>ceilings
>and floors
>with a bunch of pakis and other human detritus

you get that TV loiscene renewed yet?

oh that's right the jewish crown doesn't harass canaaanites living there with that bullshit

you're the guy in the fetish gear with pubes 4 hair btw

>>508380485
This. Americans are famously litigious over every inch of legal property line rights, so why not demarcate the things with actual fences or hedges?

test

>>508375806 (OP)
No individuality, no personality at all

>>508384273
>Fighting nature is hard, therefore it's virtuous
The only reason they do that is so the banks and insurance companies know how to value the property. How do you value a home made out of adobe with rocks for a lawn? We don't care to find out, just spray endless gallons of water all over it so it looks like New England.

Finance hates uniqueness.

>>508384203
Lol no it's in SE Michigan (and not Ann Arbor)
BUT I did live in Madison right on the isthmus in like winter of 2012 or so - loved walking on the lakes mid-January, comfy town minus the liberal retardation

>>508375806 (OP)
Lebensraum

>>508383810
Yeah really the only way I could justify a *condo* again is a) absolute top floor unit with no shared walls, b) MUST have private outdoor space like a huge balcony, or c) filthy rich and can buy an entire floor in tall building with a private garden rooftop
Otherwise way better off buying a 700 sq ft house with even a tiny yard where you actually have some privacy and peace of mind
Because people also forget the hidden cost of condo life is HOA, the unit I'm in right now it's $472 /mo kek, unbelievable shit

>>508378729
Wow so much different

>>508385468
ah

the
>penthouse option

that'll be $10k a month, goy

>but will i actually ever own it?
>PFAHAHAHA

yeah that shit is fucked

>>508385468
wtf there's a HOA?

ohhh that's right, like if a pipe bursts or the elevator is old as fuck and shits the bed

everyone has to pay for a new one

xD

single story homes don't need an elevator

hmmm

>>508379248
Every country have shitburbs

>>508375806 (OP)
The alternative is living near niggers so yes I’ll defend suburbs to my last breath

>>508376634
In my big-ass backyard

>>508376928
So can Europeans hear one another fucking on el either side of the shared wall?

This is how euros prefer to live r

>>508375806 (OP)
America is run by literal satanists.

>>508375806 (OP)
from this vantage point you can really see the horrible architectural designs

>>508375806 (OP)
Maybe in the 80s and early 90s it would have been comfy but fuck that now. These days my nearest neighbour is almost a mile away.

>>508377162
it's an edit of some retarded pro commie block maymay

>>508386613
yeah but not sure what that has to do with suburbia

oh.. wait

https://youtu.be/1nVThHLqda0

>>508386959
ALSO

>BEST part of the movie
>about satan worshiping human sacrifice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLOmqRDzTCI

>>508386920
except we're not on a tiny island. we're on a gigantic continent 3000 miles across with massive sections of empty fields that are no good for growing anything.

>>508385852
I like the fences and hedges European front gardens have, the biggest con was huge front yard completely exposed so everyone can tell who isn't mowing their yard every weekend. Combined with the wide roads and American suburbs just look desolate

>>508386034
Lol correct, only worth it if you've got so much cash you just don't care
>>508386225
>wtf there's a HOA?
Luckily I'm renting this condo from a friend of a friend so it's all included in rent, but one was for sale in the building and yeah the HOA is batshit retarded, you get:
>heat in the winter
>water
>trash service
>snow removal
>le building maintenance
Which is insane because I still pay electric and no way all that shit is worth almost $500/mo kek
I really don't mind pushing a snow shovel a few minutes here and there

>>508386920
This is how you know 99% of actual communists are brown or jewish because they legit don't mind living on top of each other 24/7

>>508376928
those crap holes, or what bongs call "flats", are so close together you could hear your neighbor fart on the other side of the block