Thread 508385312

>>508385312 (OP)
42m people since 2020 btw

>>508385312 (OP)
>IRAN BLOCKS CHINESE SHIPS FROM HORMUZ
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pools closed

>>508385515
lmao

>>508385312 (OP)
Why chinese? I thought they were cool with china

Holllleee fuck
Styx actually called it!
Already got my fuel tank of gas.

NOOO!
My chinkshit is still on the way here!
I want my fucking multimeter and solder tip cleaner here now!

>>508385586
Well then nobody could disguise themselves as chinese

>>508385586
They're trying to get China to fight America with them by shutting down their resources.

>>508385312 (OP)
You now have a matter of hours left to refuel before we enter the crazy zone for gas prices

>>508385592
Styx abandoned his kid

>>508385586
I think it's because china asked for it to not be closed. They effectively said they were not siding with Iran.

Oman has the opportunity to make a really profitable Canal if they're quick and America is committed to another forever war.

>>508385586

Sea mines does not care whose ship they hit.

>>508385586
>Why chinese?
Because the goal is to make oil expensive.

>>508385586
Chinese got the advance warning, others may not be so lucky when their ships are burning

>Made an enemy of all the other Islamic nations
>Now pissing of the Chinese
Iran is a special kind of stupid

>>508385842
Kek due to idf

>>508385312 (OP)
poor Xi. so close to winning it all and then these brown niggers fuck everything up.

>>508385795
I never said he was a good father.

>>508385586
to pressure the Chinese to do something

China has rail connections to Iran

>>508386001
>>Now pissing of the Chinese
The Chinks can buy Russian oil.
It's the EU that is really fucked by this.

>>508385805
Still only like 60 miles off the coast so easily threatened by drones and missiles, also wonder if the water is deep enough through those surrounding channels but I guess they could just dig it out.

>>508385312 (OP)
>It hurt itself in its confusion
These dune coons aren't thinking to straight after the rattling they received

>>508386292
to be fair what else can they do? theyve probably run out of rings and flags to raise.

>>508386001
>Made an enemy of all the other Islamic nations
How has this happened? They've only pissed off the ones controlled by Jews who were already globalist puppets anyway.

>>508386058
Are you some kind of brainlet?
This will fuck the US vassals the EU, Worst Korea and Japan the most.

>>508386377
There's still the Hijab of Humiliation which they could put on

Just use the red sea and die Suez channel OMFG what's the problem!?

>>508386109
>to pressure the Chinese to do something
It's not the fucking Chinese that will be fucked by this.

>>508385586
Iranian tech isn't advanced enough to distinguish between friends and foe. They also have a land rail connection with China.

>>508385312 (OP)
This will make China mad. They import 95% of Iranian OIL. They wont like this.

>>508386588
Reducing world supply is the important part.
If China could buy oil from the Persian gulf, then that would free up oil from elsewhere for the US vassals to buy.

>>508385795
>peace....... out

>>508385312 (OP)
this would be stupid to destroy a major alliance for them. Something fishy here

>>508386823
>They import 95% of Iranian OIL
Iran don't export much oil, so it doesn't matter.
Iran also sell oil through Russia that the Chinese can buy.

>>508386292
>>508386377
straight to the trenches pablo and tryone
enjoy playing hide and go seek with drones strapped with ordinance

>>508385312 (OP)
>Iran is fucking over the world
This is exactly what Trump and Israel want, what is Iran doing?

>>508386960
>Something fishy here
The Chinks don't need Persian Gulf oil, but the US vassals needs it desperately.

>>508385312 (OP)
How are OPEC nations going to sell oil now?

>>508387055
>This is exactly what Trump and Israel want,
Idiot.

>>508385312 (OP)
>Iran can't tell Chinese ships from western ships
>Houthis can

Lmao, Iran has inferior technology than dinghy riding Houthis.

Unless, of course, it's western ships falseflagging as Chinese ones to send aid to Israel.

>>508387055
>what is Iran doing
The same thing Pissrael and their golem always do: "my problem is your problem"
EU will pressure mutts and pissrael to stand down, and both will stand down because otherwise kikes will lose EU to popular unrest

>>508386417
They will just buy from the US and Russia. China has no way to influence fuel now

Soon Iran will raise the flag of revenge and close the Rails of Hormuz.

>>508385842
Requesting BLACKUP!
I truly miss this shit. Bring back /i/

>>508385586
They dont want to be stuck on the other side of the strait.....

>>508387234
>How are OPEC nations going to sell oil now?
Not all Opec oil is sold through the Persian Gulf.
Saudi Barbaria have a pipeline to the red sea for instance.

>>508387236
You are retarded if you think the US doesn't want Iran to commit suicide. This action just forces people to either buy American or Russian fuel, while also making the world pissed at Iran for involving them in this. This is not the same as the 1970 oil crisis when the entire middle east was on board, this is just Iran being retarded

>>508385842
kek

>>508387310
EU will just rely on sauds, US, and back channel Russia. This entire event is just Iran fucking itself over thinking it is the 1970's again

>>508387311
>and Russia
You pushed your vassals to ban Russian oil and gas, remember?
The USA don't have anything to export unless you import Persian Gulf oil either.

>>508385842
lmao

>>508387311
China is winning migger
They are letting you destroy the US from within
LOL

>>508386851
Skyrocketing oil price will increase EV adoption and fund Russian war effort. Guess who makes the world's EV and battery?

>>508387692
>EU will just rely on sauds, US
Yes, and the higher price that they'll have to deal with will create popular unrest, which'll lead to eventual removal of the shabbos goyim in office
>back channel Russia
Fantasy

>>508387496
>You are retarded if you think the US doesn't want Iran to commit suicide.
And lose their Europoor vassals and Worst Korea and Japan?
You will need boots on the ground to stop the blockade, and China will not sell you the drones like they did with the Ukraine.

>>508385586
Demands by the insurance company, probably

>>508387694
Your retardation on that tells me you are probably a brown shill. EU has being buying Russian fuel for a charge through third parties as well as American and Saudi fuel. This isnt news

>>508387692
>and back channel Russia
Why would Russia play ball to save NATO after the Ukraine?
Zion Don is an idiot

>>508387844
>increase EV adoption
That's probably the whole reason for the shenanigans this time
Can't incentivize the people to get EVs with lower prices, no no, so instead make it look like the big bad Iran is forcing us to

>>508385312 (OP)
it's curious that they'd point out the crew is chinese

>>508387840
>C-CHINA IS WINNING
>loses all their allies
>gets even less trade deals than Trump
>zero plans for Taiwan invasion
>abandoned Iran and now being forced out of hormuz
China unironically bought their own "do nothing and win" propoganda, and like they always do, miss opportunities. America saw it's failing an decided to strike, and the world wasn't prepared for it. Now thanks to chinese passivity we have to deal with kike at least for the new 3 generations

>>508387844
Yes.
After Hubris comes Nemesis, and Zion Don is Hubris incarnated.
Losing your empire is good for you Americans though.

Lol what did they put a giant wall down or something? Nothing is there to stop them from transit. Freedom of navigation fags

>>508385586
Maritime flags have little or nothing to do with who's piloting them, what country the ship is actually from, or what corp owns it, or who their board of directors/investors are. There's probably a jew involved somewhere in there and the Iranians told them to kick rocks.

>>508385312 (OP)
That's racist. Only shows you the dangers of islamic supremacists. These people are crazy!

>kikes are masters of cunning and deceit
>suddenly bumblin fools who can't anything right

>>508388093
>save NATO
Lmao no, they force Europe to pay more and europeans are so cucked they actually do it, just like they will do when they have to buy more US/Saud!/Russian fuel
>>508387900
>Popular unrest
Again, this won't happen because the middle east isn't all as one unit as it was in the 1970's.their was unrest then because it was the US vs the middle east, now it is the world vs Iran. Normies will see this as Iranians being pissy and will demand for Iran to be "stopped", which plays into likes hands.

>>508387988
>Your retardation on that tells me you are probably a brown shill
Do you now what European country that will profit greatly from this?
> American and Saudi fuel
America don't have oil to sell without Persian Gulf imports of crude, and the Saudis have a pipeline that can be blown up.
Saudi is 40% Shia, btw.

>>508385842
lel

>>508388168
>Can't incentivize the people to get EVs with lower prices,
It's idiocy.
The EU can't compete with the most expensive energy among their competitors.

>>508388362
>Nothing is there to stop them from transit.
A tanker is way more expensive than the cargo, so blowing up a few will stop tankers from taking the risk.

>>508385842
KEK

>>508385805
what the fuck goes on in oman? one of the least mentioned nations in news headlines.

>>508388709
>just like they will do when they have to buy more US/Saud!/Russian fuel
You don't have anything to sell if Persian Gulf imports stop you absolute moron.

>>508385312 (OP)
well you see when you got a US sub under your oil ship it happens, btw. Its as easy to fake such ID´s online and on live trackers as it is to make AI slop.

>>508385787
Jokes on you, I’m an EV chad.

>>508389221
Oddly enough some omani cleric is on the board for approving emojis. Kinda spooky demonology rabbit hole that.

>>508385586
get chinese to help them fight off mutts

>>508385586
Because fuck you nigger

>>508389344
Trump will probably put on export restrictions to save the homeland, so this is not horrible for burgers.
It's horrible for the EU, Worst Korea and Japan.

>>508389045
Imagine what it will be like when rapefugees can't get gibs anymore.

>>508388737
>Saudi is 40% Shia, btw.
The Safawi project is unstoppable, soon the entire islamic world will be majority shiite filth.

>all ships getting clear of the war zone
>I-IRAN IS BLOCKING CHINA AND CHINA EXCLUSIVELY!
Peter Zeihan, is that you? Will this collapse China finally?

>>508385842
kek

>>508389045
God I swear if all this shit was just to kill the EU I will laugh

>>508385842
maximun kek's

>>508385842
my sides

>>508385312 (OP)
Saudi niggers on suicide watch

Rolling for kino of ships burning in Hormuz after hitting a mine.

>>508389980
>Safawi project
???

>>508388709
>20% decrease in oil supply will not create unrest
Sure bro

>>508385312 (OP)
DO NOTHING BROS OUR RESPONSE!?

>>508390119
So will I.
It's so predictable that I think that it might be true.
Fuck the EU.

>>508385667
Wrong strait bud

>>508385312 (OP)
Is this the mighty BRICS at work?

>>508385312 (OP)
This should cost globalhomo banker kikes trillions if the strait stays blocked for weeks.
Like when the suez canal was blocked by that poo container ship.
Egypt should team up and block their canal too.

>>508385842
>pool's closed
Uh oh, stinky

>>508390358
If caused by one country it won't, at least not against those you think it will. This isnt the 1970's were the middle east closed, but one singular country doing it. It will cause the world to be pissed at it, and not the conglomeration of states that caused that state to close. You are thinking the world is going to be pissed at the US/NATO/Israel for this, they will be pissed far more at IRAN simply because they alone have the power to do this.

Are the Houthis going to block the Red Sea again? Imagine choking Gayrope from both oil AND chinkshit
>>508390444
This means that JewSA will continue bombing to trigger regime change in Iran because now Iran has zero incentive to ever reopen the strait.

>>508385312 (OP)
Dangit, I have a Qatar qsuite flight already booked a few months from now, hopefully the nuke each other quickly and get this over with.
A massive chunk of global air travel is routed through that area with the gulf carriers, wonder if it's all going to get shut down.

>>508389404
it's the unicode consortium retard
they're probably worried about their scribbles working on computers not the pregnant man emoji

>>508390685
I pray that you get your Qsuite flight brother. That is a dream of mine

>>508385842
Best 4chan post glimpsed in MANY moons.

>>508386150
Only sensible poster.
Based Socrates anon

>>508385805
>retard thinks shipways are just a matter of digging dirt

>>508386510
yo retard, half their oil comes through the strait

I just filled up my car but I'm fucked since I work 3-4 hour shifts and have a 1.5 hour commute to get there since I can't get anything better than this
How brutal are petrol prices going to be?

>>508388390
Based

>>508385515
winrar

>>508390864
You will make it my man, god I love biz class, it makes the 20 hours a total joy rather than pure torture. Only thing better would be if those sexy ass stewardesses were prostitutes.

>>508390333
Checked!

>>508390814
In a situation where the US dominance over the oil trade increases due to less non-US oil being on the market wouldn't this just strengthen the dollars hold on oil?
>you are now aware that the Green River formation has enough shale to fill the entire worlds oil needs for almost a decade all by itself.

>>508390340
It's not the official term used by Iran, but it describes their systematic approach to expanding Shiite influence in Sunni nations

>>508385312 (OP)
iran is trying to lever china against usa
will it work?

>>508385592
>>508385757
>>508385795
>>508386074
>>508386944

>>508391471
Anon it is styx's predictions which have been completely wrong following 2016.

>>508385312 (OP)
>>508385413
>>508385450
iran gonna pressure chinks to do something instead being pussies.

>>508391566
I highly doubt it since China didn't lift a finger to save it's other "allies"

>>508391655
China is far too lost in their "do nothing and win" sauce to help Iran. It's culturally Chinese to endlessly wait for your enemies to kill themselves, and then accidentally give them the opportunity to turn their fumbles into successes.

>>508391168
>half their oil comes through the strait
No longer true.
The EU buy the oil oil that China bought, while China buy the oil from Russia that the EU no longer buy.

>>508385592
https://youtu.be/Y1NZCgjqfVc

>>508389221
Yes because unlike Yemen (and Iran) they decided to mind their own business and pump oil.

>>508390333
checked!

>>508391263
We'll probably get 100usd/bbl temporarily but aussie prices lag singaporean mogas 95/gasoil by around 15 days. That itself lags crude too but I don't know by how much.
Accounting for excise being flat we're looking at 15-20% worst case

The rest of the world did nothing to help Iran, why should they care at all? Open war was upon them, might as well cause as much damage as you can because it’s obvious they will be invaded or continuously bombed, especially with MIGA in chief calling for regime change

>>508388390
Nobody uses China as a flag of convenience

>>508386403
Islamic sectarian shit
Sunni Muslim nations, which is all of them besides Iran, regard Iran as a nation of heretics

>>508391865
Shut up coping bitch!

>>508385586
probably going to Israel. chang trading with kikes only grows

>>508392701
so it seems

>>508385667
whaaa you ordered an oil tanker?

>>508385586
Even if China’s ships won’t be targeted, I doubt the Chinese want to send their mariners into unknown chaos.

>>508385842
kek..

>>508392701
It's hard to disagree with that idea, but trying to take the world with you will just result in everyone in some way joining your enemy which will make your action irrelevant. Sure Russia and China were "allies" at best, but they are the only ones supplying Iran and the only ones who can tell their proxys to supply Iran.

>>508385312 (OP)
Pretty sure Trump will send in ICE to deport the strait.

>>508393226
China and Russia don't really have proxies do they? Sure Russia had Wagner but they fled back to Russia a month or so bad. China has the Norks but i'm not sure if they count as a Chinese proxy or a Russian one at this point, or more likely they are a 4th party. Iran meanwhile has more or less lost all their proxies but the Houthi's in the last year, Assad in December and Hezbollah in September.

>>508386248
You don't quite understand the price of various goods is tied to the demand of everybody due to so-called global trade. Even though China has outs, and USA drills its own oil, both countries will see a rise in price.

At least in theory. In practice, economics is total jewshit!

>>508392701
>might as well cause as much damage
Yeah what a great idea - we've already pissed off the Saudis and Americans, let's also fuck with Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, and the UAE. And why not China + India while we're at it?
If I wanted to get fucked the quickest way possible, this is basically what I'd do.

>>508389306
why these three flags look so aesthetically pleasant?

>>508393628
Assad was the biggest mistake for China/Russia. But Russia and Israel are close allies in comparison to what Russia and Syria was. They purposely gave up Syria to appease Israel.

China might get involved in Myanmar even directly. But there biggest proxy is Pakistan for there Indian threat.

>>508393628
Best Korea is a Russian proxy.
Their nukes are Russian for instance, and so is their rail gauge and industrial standards.

>>508393857
>Even though China has outs, and USA drills its own oil, both countries will see a rise in price.
Yes, but the EU, Japan and Worst Korea will be hit the worst.

>>508394682
BK's economy is completely reliant on China though, is it not? Plus, I always see more government interactions with China than with Russia. How then would they be Russia's proxy?

>>508385312 (OP)
>do nothing
>get blocked
lulz

>>508390340
it's how they say Safavid in Arabic. there is no 'v' in arab

>>508393554
We should build our own straight

>>508385586
China and Iran are known to hate each other.

>>508386150
Fine for China, but the rest of southeast Asia will have to scale back for now.
Meantime, how do we interpret the Iranian president's resignation?
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/flash-president-of-iran-resigns

>>508394918
>How then would they be Russia's proxy?
Because China is a threat and Russia is not.
BK was virtually a part of the SU during the last cold war, and the Chinks limit trade with BK because of Western sanctions.

>>508385312 (OP)
And more: 5th Fleet abandoning Bahrain
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/u-s-fifth-fleets-evacuating-headquarters-in-bahrain

>>508386417
Also, the makings for fertilizer come thru there too.

>>508387174
We can get some still from fracking, but only light oil used in cars.
Diesel has to come from ME. Canada too, but not enough for US needs.

>>508385312 (OP)
>blocks chinese ships
It's called sea mines, retard.

>>508397796
>Meantime, how do we interpret the Iranian president's resignation?
He wanted peace with the West and refused to sign the Russo-Iranian defense pact.
It's good that he is gone for us that want the EU fucked from a closed Hormuz. .

Noooo, not the ayatollahs ordered cock rings! lmao

>>508398355
Thanks for all your input here. Glad someone has some better info.
I assumed that Kamanei (whatever name) was hard line and the prez was not. It would be like Russia getting rid of Putin, only to get someone worse, tougher.

>>508398261
>Diesel has to come from ME.
You could have rebuilt you refineries, but importing ME oil was cheaper.
I don't know how fast that can be done, or if you can do it now, but getting a lower profit margin from having to many fractions you don't need a lot of.

>>508385312 (OP)
The arabs are working on a new channel to bypass the straights I thought?

>>508398832
We have one working (sort of) refinery.
All corporate money was financialized to bump up stock values. None of the cheap money went for revitalizing industry. That's america.
And biden emptied most of the Strategic Oil Reserve, and did it so quickly, many of the caverns the oil was in, collapsed.
US is sunk. Fitting.

But how will this lower gas prices?

>>508399083
Oh sweety, it won't.
Buy a bicycle.

>>508398642
>I assumed that Kamanei (whatever name) was hard line
He said he was dead soon anyway (86 year old so probably prostate cancer), and I don't know if he is a hardline or not.
I just know that the president that stepped down wanted a deal with the West.

Marine tracker shows many ships traversing the strait.
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.6/centery:26.0/zoom:8

>>508399039
Perhaps you need a war to get more of a command economy, and Iran was the best option?
I have wanted a new cold war for a long time, since you then have generals around the table saying to the politicians that you can't do this because it's bad for public's will to defend the country.
No immigration for instance. Young men want to be able to buy a house and start a family if they are not to side with the enemy, etc.
Norwegians have never been opressed, because the King needed soldiers to fight, not because our kings were nice or even Norwegian for most of the time.
Peace just make the elites exploit normal people, because there is no need to keep us loyal.

>>508399286
>Marine tracker shows many ships traversing the strait.
They at least need war time insurance if they are to cross now, so they might just have waited for that.

>>508400199
Yeah, just another benefit of MIC.
And that requires at least a threat of war.
pigs they are

Here's that same map, filtered to show tankers - all the arrows in red.
Most of those to the left of Dubai are headed for UAE. The ones to the right are waiting for further orders.
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.9/centery:26.0/zoom:8

>>508385312 (OP)
Right, like it can't just be unblocked within 24hrs. Lmfao.

>>508385312 (OP)
Inb4 another united states revolution where we dig for oil in our territories, strike it bigger than the middle-east and end up the richest country again.

Just kidding, we have jews. All the money goes to israel.

>>508385515
>>508385842

>>508390814
>AI analysis
youre retarded so you outsource your thinking to a computer

Nothing ever fucking happens

>>508403367
What ever happened to that stupid fucker?

>>508385773
>>508386109
Iran can't pressure China to do fucking anything
Utterly ridiculous. China would sooner destroy Iran themselves

>>508385592
he didn't "call" anything because that's wrong. pipelines can move 1/3 of the oil produced on the arabian peninsula over land to other ports. also, all other global producers, including US, will try and ramp up production in response to an increase in price. this blockade won't do shit other than get iran bombed some more.

CHING CHONG PING PONG

>>508385450
>>508385586
>>508385773
>>508385796
>>508385997
China had aireal data of stealth but dint give it away./ decoy an convoy.. pretty obvious why Iran is pissed. China kept tghe data to them selves an then said we are observers to war crimes. Its all so tiresome.
WE ARE ROBOTS../

>>508385586
There has to be one of us in the wreckage

>>508385312 (OP)
So..... Is something going to actually happen? Will normies in my country finally be affected IRL and not look at me like a nut job waving an end times sign?