American "Christian" family moves to Russia because of their "values". Husband joins the RU Army to help "repair & weld" for fast citizenship. He's now being sent to the front lines just after 2 weeks of training, and only 4 months in Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z9LH2IoNR4

>>508396576 (OP)
>moving to Russia
>on purpose
He deserves it

Is this the trad catholic family who moved to Russia or someone else? I oncerly hope that retard gets killed.

>>508396576 (OP)
>joins the RU Army
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Lmal, idiots!

Who the fucm moves to Russia, and kind you I want Russia to crush ukraine... but that's for some other reasons that fir my immaginary world plans! :D

>>508396576 (OP)
oh this is the best kind of lolcow

Lol. What a retard.

>>508396576 (OP)
Lmao I hope he gets droned.com
Can't even imagine how utterly brain dead you have to be to actually move to Russia based on nothing but Tucker Carlson grocery store shill videos.

>>508396576 (OP)
Tell us he joined while they were actively at war.

>>508396576 (OP)
The absolute state of Americans. Either dying for Israel or mr monke.

This is going to be MIGAtards soon

>Wow…..so I watched a it and here’s a recap.
>Her husband joined the army and they believed because he had welding/construction skills he’d end up in a fairly safe support position, or even a “journalism” position where he’d report on the war, and were shocked when he was sent to the front. He’s currently being trained, but since they’re only giving instructions in Russian, he doesn’t understand and feels unprepared for combat.
>He’s also asking her for money because the army took the cash they gave him to pay for his own supplies and she can’t send him any because the army hasn’t sent them a paycheck yet even though it’s been a month. So they’re currently broke but are “petitioning” local politicians to get something done.
>Shes tired and sad a lot and she’s also a recovering alcoholic who lost her gall bladder to her drinking and is about to fall off the wagon.
>But, don’t worry, she’s been praying a lot. Although she admits it is “challenging” at times.

>>508396576 (OP)
11:00 is when this stupid bitch starts talking about it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they asked the government, "Can he just vlog the front lines to tell people how it is?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS AIN'T NO VLOG BITCH

>>508396576 (OP)
no refunds, retarded zogbot

FUCKING LMAO
I wonder if it was the guy who kept spamming the "I want to move to Russia" thread.

>>508397586
wow. what a bunch of dumbasses. and they came from texas too.
wonder if the ukranians will let him live if he says he's american.

Thanks anon I will chuckle to this later

>>508397201
>Either dying for Israel or mr monke.

It's the same thing. Don't be gullible.

Notice that Jewtin never fights against Israel and throws every Russia's "ally" in the Middle East under the bus (even when Jews hide behind Russian planes, resulting in their shootdown).

For Jewtin, Israel is "a Russian-speaking country" (read "brothers"), as he said it recently and declined any help to Iran.

what phenotype is this

>>508400987
American.

>>508397586
The US has 50 states, why would you go to Russia?

>>508398265
Why would they? America isn't even on their side now.
He's destined to die now. What a retard.

>>508396880
moving to russia is fine. joining the russian military is retarded. They are literally at war right now.

>>508401327
So 1st you move to Russia
Then you become extremely poor because that's the state of the country
Then old women start berating you for not joining the war effort
Then you join and die

>>508396576 (OP)
will he get the texas treatment?

>>508401475
Well that’s it. He has a month tops. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. No refunds.

>>508396576 (OP)
FAFO now he's drone bait.

>>508401327
>moving to russia is fine. joining the russian military is retarded.

You're are a fool if you think you will be fine here when even Russian natives aren't fine.

Russian police can plant drugs on you, and you go to war whether you like it or not.

>>508401730
Why'd the Russians take him out?

>>508402267
thought he was a spy, tortured and raped him, then found out that he's not actually a spy but they decided that they can't let him go after what they did to him so end up killing him

>>508396576 (OP)
VGH... what an honor... Putin is so fucking based, all the statue accounts on X told me so

>>508396576 (OP)
>join the army
>wtf why do they expect him to do army things

>>508396576 (OP)
>Join an army
>cry when you get deployed
Is this the fabled american intelligence?

>>508396880
Russia is literally the controlled opposition to the new world order. Most of the oligarch’s families live in the west completely immune from the law (cuz their in on it) and the Soviet Union only collapsed in order to fulfill the perestroika deception and destroy the west without receiving the backlash for it. Literally ALL the leftism we are fighting today was propped up by Russian intelligence for over a century (because they still finance the left 10 times more than the right wing in the west even to this day).
>over 50% of Russian billionaires are Jewish
>40% of the Russia federal parliament is Jewish
>Putin grew up in an apartment which was shared with a deeply religious orthodox Jewish family. (Like literally living in the same home, shared apartments Soviet style).

Research the perestroika deception and stop shilling for a fraudulent opposition.

>>508402267
He refused the gay sex.

>>508400987
La Creatura aka racemixed mongrel aka average "white" American

Probably habeebed Tucker Carlson's Russia fluff piece from last year.

>>508396576 (OP)
>moves to russia
kind of weird but if it makes sense for them cool I guess
>immediately enlists in russian army during a time of war as an untrained unskilled unconnected outsider
now why the fuck would anyone ever do that? At least mercenaries actually get paid, he's going to risk a substantial risk of dismemberment or death in some mud pit for free. Absolutely baffling.

>>508401475
I assume they sold their property in Canada and just want to be farmers in Russia which is fine. Property in Russia is cheap as fuck and if they come with 300k they will do fine unless they are economically illiterate.
>Then old women start berating you for not joining the war effort
You're a foreigner. They won't care.

>joins russian military
>Immediately bitched out and sodomised by a bunch of churkas
>sent to the frontline with a barely functioning weapon and no training to be used as cannon fodders
>dies in a hilarious way with benny hill music playing while running away from a Ukrainian drone
American cuckservatives deserve this treatment

>>508403654
>neoliberal faggotry and declining western living standards is because of muh Russia!
No it isn't you retarded eglin faggot. It's jews.

>>508396576 (OP)
>>508397586
Fucking hell. What a fuckup. For both parties. Russia could have made propaganda with this and instead are gonna end up looking stupid again lol. Fucking idiots.

Also imagine getting it leaked that they only give people 2 weeks training and they aren't even giving him English language training. Shithole.

The tradcuck stopped being a ZOG bot and joined the opposing side, ZOG2. These idiots will continue to be exploited for the benefit of others forever.

>>508396576 (OP)
Fake and gay
Noboby sets foot in ukraine unlesss they take the bonus $

>>508396576 (OP)
Because he enlisted lmao

>>508396576 (OP)
>Dysgenic
>Moved to Russia
They definitely feel like home there that's for sure

>>508396576 (OP)
>join army
>do army things
Okay? How is that a surprise?
Stay the fuck away from anything government-related if you want safety.

Skeksis friend. We only want what best for gelfling.

>>508404545
The two weeks thing has been known for a while, the whole only in russian I'm not surprised

>>508396576 (OP)
Errr.. all threads about Russia now - lie.
on both sides. don't take it seriously, divide the information by 1/3. now the fact is - you know nothing about Russia, consuming pro-Russian propaganda (because there are liars in the Russian government) and anti-Russian propaganda (because there is a war against Russia). So I'm waiting for our real acquaintance, not soon :D

>>508404545
He probably thought he would be treated like a VIP for propaganda purposes.
But in this damn war, local troops need to replenish their losses, so it's difficult to completely cover up the number of deaths, and Russians don't want anti-war movements to arise domestically, so they want to keep the number of Russian deaths as low as possible.
The Russians are simply doing what is logical and natural for them, and the same goes for Ukraine shithole. The fools are out of touch with reality.

>>508396576 (OP)
Kek

>>508405284
I thought they would have at least given training in languages their mercs understand. That is a next level of stupid.

Also it would have been good propaganda to have English speaking American's fighting for Russia. They fucking wasted a huge opportunity here for a propaganda win. I swear slavs actually are as stupid as people say.

>>508405443
It's very short term thinking.

>>508405356
You are right, but I suggest that foreigners refrain from participating in this bloody war on an individual level.
You will die as a mere pawn in the mud, and the possibility of your death being rewarded is futile.

>>508405356
>I assume everyone lies like my government therefore it's all relative and unknowable, who knows?
Nah, just your shit golden horde government lies

>>508396576 (OP)
What an absolute retard. Why the FUCK would you enlist willingly in the active military of a country at war if you wanted to avoid combat?

>>508397586
Lol I totally super duper believe you Mr Kike

>>508404545
Even the Norks gave their American defectors the comfy propaganda treatment

>>508396576 (OP)
Hohols are going to capture him to extradite him back to America for Twitter clicks.

>>508396576 (OP)
wow this is hilarious. these cunts actually thought they could russians? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and now he's sent to the front lines?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
that cunt won't last a fort night

>>508400987
gene mashup aka mutt

>>508400987
Pure blooded American

>>508405950
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Joseph_Dresnok
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Robert_Jenkins
>give him state sponsored gf and apartment and career playing yankee soldiers on TV

>>508405539
Propaganda is already sufficient with the nonsense posted by influencers on social media. As it stands, idiots are flocking to both sides.
They want even one combatant who will die in vain to maintain the front lines.

>>508405842
Watch the videos yourself, nigger.

>>508405593
my point is that there is truth. One truth, for all people, countries, everyone. One truth for everyone. I rarely see it in threads about Russia.
As if everyone is trying to shout, and whoever shouts louder is right. All the shouts about how great/rich/white/deep/sensual/tender Russia is and how terrible/pathetic/poor/aggressive Russia is - these are all shouts. And these shouts fill the entire space, so that real people are not heard. It seems like a general insanity or as if someone deliberately wants to drive us (all anons) crazy. That is why I say that our real acquaintance, the World with Russia, and Russia with the World - will not be soon. For now, this is just monkey stuff.

>>508396576 (OP)
Fucking hell that is retarded.
The Westerners who travel to Ukraine or Russia to fight are retarded but at least I can understand that they were seeking adventure and were probably suicidal back home anyway.
But moving your whole fucking family to Russia when your wife is an alcoholic and none of you speak the language, signing up for the military just assuming you will be given a cushy role, this takes retarded to a whole new level.
And for the anons saying that the Russians are missing out on a valuable propaganda opportunity you're wrong. No one gives a fuck about this dysgenic family who gets 2k views per upload.
Instead the Russians avoided a domestic propaganda disaster. If they had given this American VIP treatment in the military while sending their own men to the front to die, and this situation became viral on Russian social media, that would have been very bad for domestic morale.
So now they just send this retard to the front to die and no one, American or Russian, will ever know or give a fuck.

>>508396576 (OP)
This is your brain on third worldism

>>508396576 (OP)
Why would you move to Russia when Alaska exists?

>>508396576 (OP)
MAGAtards are welcome as refugees with open arms. They will make the perfect cannon fodder to sustain mobbik meat cube and possibly help establish communications.

>>508397586
Oh she was once an alcoholic? No wonder she wanted to go to Russia.

>>508405842
>Lol I totally super duper believe you Mr Kike
You're probably as gullible as this man was.

>>508402267
Probably because it's easier to rape a dead man, but the chronology is a little fuzzy about which happened first

>>508401292
I can conceive of a dude moving there to marry a Russian woman or whatever, but damn bro, wtf are you gaining by moving there with a family? There are still majority white towns in the US.

>>508404545
>and they aren't even giving him English language training.
To be fair, how many English only speakers defect to Russia

>>508400987
la ogre del finno europea

>>508406098
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Robert_Jenkins
recently i think a black soldier did this and they kicked him out anyways

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_King

>>508406813
They probably don't care about race, for them it's fear their kids will be gay because lbgtq2+-÷= shit
More likely they'll be gay because they don't have a dad and grow up in Russia
>>508407329
They also gave that one kid brain damage from some crazy beatings/nerve agents. It's a crapshoot really.

>>508401292
>>508406813
Literally brainwashed by social media that the gays will bash down his door and kidnap their children and kill them for being Christian or something. Move to Russia because they were told it was anti-woke. And now the dad is gonna get blown up without the promise of a Camaro if he lives

>>508407495
>Camaro
Mate they're getting paid in household appliances they can steal and pawn off.

>>508406580

>>508397586
A horde of random churkas ass-raped a neo-confederate volunteer from Tennessee or something to death a year or two ago lol.

Anyone who trusts a major imperialist power or their competitors is delusional.

Oh yeah, this is the guy >>508401730

>>508404352
Conservatives are subhumans who exist only to restrain nationalists.

His skillsets are needed on the vehicles being damaged or enemy ones captured in the rapidly progressing offensive operations underway on pretty much every front sector.

Big moves are happening as I type and summer has also officially started, its an all hands on deck situation especially with zero combat training that he'd be in the rear areas of the theater.

I asked about Derek to people I know on the inside, I won't give exact details but yes, he's going "on the frontline" which just means the theater of operations(AO as Americans call it, Russians call it тeaтp вoeнных дeйcтвий) but not the actual frontline face to face. That means the rear areas in the logistics depots a good 30-50 miles away from the combat zone. Perhaps even more especially at the big repair stations in the border oblasts. He'll do more basic training in off time. As he's had zero combat training, it means he won't be in battle.

General doctrine in the Russian ground forces is 3 months basic training and 3 months combat training for standard infantryman for those without any military experience, for those that did their 12 months conscription(honestly such a waste of time,money and resources. I did it myself years ago) they will just get 3 months combat training if infantry. Other specialist roles range widely from 2-22 months combat training.

So really the only worry would be drones and as Ukraine continues retreating, its coverage shrinks with it as the logistics hubs get further away. Besides they have serious issues to deal with on multiple fronts and sectors that such rear actions are now very low priority for them.


>>508402267
Travesty. This caused a lot of fury in the related units as he was very well liked and it was all corruption and treason related. I know the story, I can tell you in another post if you want.

>>508397586
They are retards then because his husband applied in the army. I've seen other international couples in Russia and the husband didn't get drafted at all

>>508407475
yeah for trying to take a poster, he could've paid them in 5 kremlocks or whatever they use for money there, unbelievable

>>508396576 (OP)
Thank god I Stayed in Ameri-ACK!

>>508396576 (OP)
>move to Russia to support Russian values
>Russian values include mass Patriotic war
Oops
At least Russia is winning so it might not be that bad, and he can get full citizenship and a dour Slavic outlook if he returns home

>>508396576 (OP)
What a couple of dumbassess lmaooooooo

>>508408098

>>508407475
>it's fear their kids will be gay because lbgtq2+-÷= shit
In that sense, it's not wrong to flee from that hellish, decadent, devilish muttland.
But participating in the war you fled to is a different story.
Are they trying to be crusaders or something? Historically, crusades were mainly undertaken by second or third sons who had nothing else to do and probably no wives yet!
Hey, dude, you have a family to support, and they can't even communicate with their neighbors.
Only people like Mexicans who want something like citizenship or money as a reward would do such a thing without losing their sanity.
Probably because they're crazy, they can't be used effectively even for propaganda and keep getting thrown into the front lines.

>>508403557
Some folks think "conscientious objector" status is an inalienable human right. Too bad for them it isn't. Work that maggot to destruction.

Bump

>>508408098
yeah tell is what and why. was he really tortured and raped?

>>508409278
wtf its true. trumpsisters? is this what we voted for?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Bentley

>>508396576 (OP)
All tankies and ziggers should follow this example. Transexuals, I hear the russian army will accept you.

What saddens me is that people who superficially value the traditional culture are often completely individualistic, wanting to become Hollywood heroes without giving a damn about their families.
They have only consumed the slops of social media, and their love of tradition is no different from Halloween costumes.

>>508408207
Residents are exempt. Technically if you can get permanent residency, there's no need for citizenship in Russia. Unless you want to work in government, federal service or related fields and all the benefits that comes with it. Even then you probably need fluent Russian anyway and thats extremely hard for non natives particularly the unique trill effect on the letter R, you can say the words without the trill but you sound like you've been hit in the head a few times so its funny to native speakers. Still understandable though.

It's an easy way to get citizenship though for 12 months service instead of 5+ years residency needed, a solid competency(not fluency) in spoken Russian(at least grade B1 in the European foreign language framework) and passing the history and culture test.
Before the SMO began, it was 3 years military service as a resident to get citizenship.

Obviously you must volunteer a.k.a contract soldier.
If you can handle it there are a *lot* of benefits to being a Russian citizen soldier volunteer today, the system now is like the Roman Republic and Empire and its made recruitment very easy due to all the benefits.

>>508396576 (OP)
> 20 min video
> nothing but her cheerfully walking about the carefree beauty with no responsibility
> oh....11:06 she finally brings up her husband got shipped to the front lines

>>508396576 (OP)
lol, what a fag. I call dibs on his wife’s cunt

I wanted to move there too until the war made things weird.

>>508396576 (OP)
living the slavic dream

>>508409921
hello saar
it really is true indian men will even fuck donkeys

>>508396576 (OP)
Remember when Rusia was telling white people to move to Russia because they were based and redpilled unlike the West?
Kek. I saw that shit coming from a mile away, but whiteoids are gullible people.

>>508396576 (OP)
The wife looks like Melissa Robert’s, only kinda wtf

>>508409833
Women... women never change

>>508396576 (OP)
This is one of the most insane things I’ve seen.
The comments are pure evil, people saying they’re going to enjoy their misery and stuff. Not a single word of support, just “I hope he dies in agony” and shit like that.
If this isn’t fake she’ll take the video down after browsing the comments. Or off herself.
Poor kids.

>>508409753
There is no need to cite the Roman Empire as an example in this regard.
The same applies to the facilitation and acceleration of the process of acquiring citizenship through military duty in the muttland. This is basically a common practice in multi-ethnic, multicultural empires.
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Naturally, the "promotion of White immigration to Russia" have also been subject to certain strict conditions.

>>508400987
I've known like 5 different people that look like her

>>508409753
Sounds like you’ve looked into it

AAAHH HAHAHAHA

>>508410371
i know its great :D

>>508410371
they do deserve it, shows that russia is incompetent and retarded too

>>508396576 (OP)
I mean, the retard enlisted willingly

>>508410371
dilate

>>508410371
I mean what they did was incredibly stupid. Why would you join a foreign army that is actively at war and expect to not be moved to the frontlines. Insane hubris

>>508397586
Wait these people moved to Russia and didn't bother to learn Russian?

>>508396576 (OP)
Hahahahaha OHNONONONO! Who would have expected russian monkeys to send you to the frontlines to be fodder?

>>508410371
Hohols are evil and sociopathic. Have been since the first day of the war. I'll never forget their torture and murder videos of PoW's and pro Russian civilians.

>>508410661
I mean the army benefits system is literally a Roman Republic/Empire system
>The signing on bonus to the Russian military alone can buy you a house or apartment anywhere in Russia with significant money left to spare in most cases. 1mn-4mn ruble bonus on signing the contract.
>The monthly salary for a standard soldier is 2-5x the average monthly wage for civilians depending on oblast you come from.
>Plus war bounty system(money for accumulating confirmed kills and destruction of the enemy), bonuses
>investment into your unit bonus(give 10-15k rubles each per month towards your regimental equipment and food budget to get higher quality gear upgrades and higher quality daily meals which keeps morale up massively)
>unit battle and support performance rewards(extra money for every day holding a defensive position etc)
>guaranteed university education for you(regardless of educational background results)
>priority medical care and personal land ownership grants to veterans post war(literally like the Romans did)
>Guaranteed government jobs as Putin outright stated he wants veterans to become the new national elites and to replace the current old guard like him. Already 50,000 have applied.
There's a whole bunch of other bonuses and benefits that I've missed out. The list is extensive.

They recruited 550,000 contracted men last year thanks to this. That's more than the entire US active army.

All that money will be cycled back into the Russian war and civilian economy anyway and more veterans get onto the domestic investments game aswell. Clever really.
Construction sector is going to be a huge money maker post war as is agriculture,steel manufacturing, shipbuilding, infrastructure particularly roads,railways,airports and ports,energy production and mining.

>>508396576 (OP)
>going to Russia to join the army
>believing the role would be anything other than cannon fodder
kek

>>508396576 (OP)
They voted for this

>>508411846
pic related

>>508396576 (OP)
RUSSIA STRONK RUSSIA BEAT ALL NATO WITH ONE HAND YOU SEE!

>I'm an unkillable badass from texas they'll never send someone as important as me to the fron-

>>508409637
What a fucking massive retard

>>508396576 (OP)
>join army
>complain about orders
many such cases

From Russia with Anal.

Third world will rise up and beat the west any day now just you wait and see!

>>508413780

Ever heard of the Cold War? It was exactly that, for long decades. All because these uncivilized monkeys can't just sit quietly.

>>508411002
They chose to live in the "American Village" in Istra, which to me is fucking retarded beyond words.
Its basically a new built Dacha area northwest of Moscow away from all Russian things and not even public transport. Its built specifically for North Americans.
They got scammed hard by their lawyer. They even admitted they got into debt because it cost more than they expected.

I have no idea why they thought doing that was a good idea. They'd have been better off living in Moscow proper and experience the language directly and have instant access to cheap reliable transport. You'd be amazed how much you can pick up just living among people and pattern recognition without any training.
She's an English teacher so she really needs to get work, private English teachers in Moscow city can make about 210k rubles per month, public english teachers its around 130k per month.

For a single person a monthly salary of around 120k rubles in Moscow would be decent to survive on, probably 150k for extra room. Its by far the most expensive but most invested and developed region for obvious reasons.
If in St Petersburg you can comfortably get by on 90k rubles per month. If you are getting 150k or more, you'd live very comfortably.

Pro tip: When Russians mention salary its their money, the tax has already been taken off.

As a family,you'd need a bigger salary or just move to a cheaper area of the country.

Minimum wage(dirt poor) ranges between 22-30k rubles per month
"Unskilled worker" salaries(most Russians are in this category) are like 45-90k rubles per month
Skilled workers depending on experience and training range from 100-300k rubles per month
Professional workers(especially IT) can net upwards of 350k rubles per month.

Apartments range from 700k rubles to 10 million rubles for context in terms of buying homes.

There is a 5 million skilled workers shortage in Russia especially welders,electricians,carpenters and plumbers. There's a lot of opportunity.

>>508411772
Oh, I finally understood what the cynical Russians were saying about the bait used to recruit soldiers. Yeah, it's the Roman Empire's way. Or Marius' military reforms in response to the collapse of the middle class and the decline in the quality and quantity of soldiers due to industrial hollowing out accompanying the expansion of the Rome.
The US has been larping the Roman Republic in terms of its political system.
However, it has already been implementing preferential measures for military personnel, such as old priority admission to universities for recruitment purposes, and it is likely that a similar approach to dangling bait, akin to what the Russians do, will resurface soon to stem the decline of ZOG bot numbers.
This is merely acknowledging a reality that occurred nearly a century ago, but they have finally abandoned their delusions and transitioned from a republic to an empire at this irreversibly terminal stage.
The US military have transformed from a citizen army into a mercenary army composed of people from the provinces who flocked to the privileges of military service and "Roman citizenship."
This trend is accelerating, and soldier's lack of moral and patriotism, dissatisfaction with salaries and treatment will threaten even the emperor.
And the emperor wil even grant citizenship to illegal immigrants for tax purposes, causing the value of military service to be lost and leading to the slow dissolution of the ZOG empire.
That aside, I hope that at least the Roman soldiers in Russia can return home without losing their hands or feet...
This issue is likely to cause the Russians a great deal of pain in the butt, contrary to their wishes.
This is simply a matter of the Russians trying to return to an imperial system because their attempt to reestablish a nationalist state failed, and it is unlikely to function effectively in the long term.

>>508396576 (OP)
imagine trading russia for USA
holy shit americans are so brainwashed

>>508413780
Fun fact:
Its all cold war terminology and most normies aren't aware of this today.

First world= NATO (Western aligned)
Second world= Warsaw Pact(Eastern aligned)
Third world= Neutral states that lean either way are used for proxy wars,revolutions, political plays etc between NATO and Warsaw Pact without direct fighting.

First world is still used pretty much daily and everywhere though they are trying to do the "Global North" thing to replace it.

Second world stopped being used completely when the USSR collapsed.

Only recently has "third world" stopped being used widely in academic settings and media usage, they changed it to politically correct terms like "developing nations", "emerging economies" and "Global South"(which is retarded because of how its modelled, seriously check the maps for it)

>>508396576 (OP)
Have fun getting blown up by a drone paid for by America you traitorous retard. LOL. He's gonna bleed out in a trench with a few other rusniggers and regret everything.

>>508411772
Fascinating. This clarification explains why there is no shortage of volunteers. And makes the "Russia will run out of people before Ukraine" argument all the more ridiculous. Its intelligent that they are offering veterans a way to reintegrate into civilian life. Does Ukraine offer something remotely similar? (Doubtful)

>>508415970
It's better than doing nothing, but this is how the mutt empire operates, relying on poor immigrant soldiers from the provinces.
If many of the soldiers came from Central Asia or Siberia for the privileges of being mercenaries, what do you think would happen when they returned Russia and tried to resume their civilian lives as promised?
If they are treated too harshly, the empire will become unstable, but if they are given preferential treatment, where will nationalism go? This is the same as the nonsense from ZOG mutt like "Thank you for your service."
As this makes clear, the Russian ruling class does not take ethno-nationalism seriously at all.

>Moving to Russia

>>508415683
>Global South is just every country which isn't white

>>508396576 (OP)
Bro this channel is a fucking trip
I feel bad for them desu I'm assuming they were drug addicts who managed to turn their lives around but stayed just crazy enough to think this sort of shit is a good idea.
I mean holy fucking shit dude what are you even thinking? His daughters might be able to live a normal life idk I can't tell how old they are. If they're teenagers already then no they're fucked too. Jesus fucking Christ man RIP

>>508396712
>tradcath
Nothing of value was lost kek, always retarded amerimutts betraying their protestant faith from having no identity
Also kekking at her having a drug addiction despite larping as trad

>>508417254
Brah I would much rather my teenage daughters grow up in russia than america

Have you gone outside?

>>508396712
>Is this the trad catholic family who moved to Russia
It is not one family, there are many, many conservative families moving to Russia.
Not only from US, but UK, SA, AU
There are channels to assist in such moves both free and commercial.

Here the husband volunteered not just to join the army, but to go to the front, it is not normal. He was hoping to be used as a welder (his profession) but that is not an option, you get posted.

>>508396576 (OP)
This war is nothing more than killing whites with drones that are in fields for no reason.

>>508417908
Maybe they're there so that Kiev turns out like Moscow instead of turning out like Paris? Lmao

>>508396576 (OP)
At least his kids don't have to know that gay people exist.

>>508397586
lmao fucking retards

>>508417732
You want them to grow up without a father in a country where they can't speak the language and will never fit in (assuming they're not young children)
That's insane my guy

>>508397586
>Her husband joined the army and they believed because he had welding/construction skills he’d end up in a fairly safe support position
What an idiot.

>>508409833
thats the most retarded conversation. i want to blast both of you in the face

>>508396576 (OP)
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>508410371
The stupid fuck moves to Russia with his family, without even knowing the language with his ALCHOHOLIC RECOVERING WIFE then JOINS THE ARMY OF A NATION AT WAR assuming that he'll get special treatment because he welded, dumb nigger, poor kids, when their dad dies their mother will spiral and whore herself out and who knows what will happen to them

>>508396576 (OP)
KWAB

>>508417191
aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

>>508402120
how the fuck are you not dead then?

>>508396576 (OP)
Well he's a zigger now so of course they must send him into the meat grinder. Too bad for him he's a christfaggot as all the anal rape the russians do to their soldiers is probably going to get him sent to hell. Oh well, couldn't have happened to a nicer retard.

>>508404591
GOZ he is GOZ for Russia

>>508396925
>>508396910
>>508396880
>>508396712
Holy shit, Americans are evil as fuck lol.

>>508411120
Americans can't speak foreign languages no matter how many years they spend in school or in other countries

>>508396576 (OP)
How do people not have any foresight at all?

>>508402120
simply get a job in the police
ez clap

>>508397586
Subhuman mutt being treated exactly like he deserves. Anybody that volunteers in a foreign military, unless you have actual ethnic ties, IE diaspora, is a fucking moron. From the Russian perspective, this man could be a spy, so the easiest way to deal with him, is to just send him on a suicide mission. If he survives, well then I guess he's proved himself. If he dies, who gives a fuck, just another dead mutt that was probably a spy anyway. This clown will end up on a motorcycle with the storm troops.

>>508398265
>and they came from texas too.
texans are dumb as shit and think every place outside of tx is just as shitty as tx

>>508421438
>laughing at a retard getting sent to the frontlines because he's a retard is 'evil'
???

>>508397586
>moves to another country
>doesn't even know the language

L M A O

>>508405539
you're fuckin stupid if you think Russians need a retarded Texan to give the a PR win, when they're taking Ukraine with ease as life is normal for the average Russian

>>508396576 (OP)
This is CIA propaganda. America is a shithole. Americans are stupid cattle.

>>508404545
or maybe he could learn Russian, you stupid nigger

>>508403557
>>Join an army
>>cry when you get deployed
>Is this the fabled american intelligence?
kek
Americans are dumb as fuck

>>508405593
good goyim

>>508406470
>And for the anons saying that the Russians are missing out on a valuable propaganda opportunity you're wrong. No one gives a fuck about this dysgenic family who gets 2k views per upload.
only dumbfuck Amerisharts are saying this

>>508410371
>The comments are pure evil, people saying they’re going to enjoy their misery and stuff. Not a single word of support, just “I hope he dies in agony” and shit like that.

Its Eglin AIs running on amazon servers.

>join military during wartime
>get sent to war

>>508410924
shows how rotten your brain is

>>508396576 (OP)

>Moving to Russia

When someone is stupid enough he/she deserving to be trashed.

>>508405842
>I was offered a job....
I bet $20 she didn't take it she's a retarded bitch so everything that anon said checks out

>>508422713
Eglin works for ZOGnald now who loves Russia.

DRONED.com

>>508411120
>Wait these people moved to Russia
You already lost at that part.

>>508396752
> joins the RU Army
Un-fucking-believable
Do people think 1 rifle to 10 men was ww2 propaganda? I mean Zhukov even bragged about that shit
It’s literally their slav(e) mentality

>>508410673
Were they southerners? If ameriniggers are 15% white that means some population of white Americans has to be 15% black. Southerners are overly emotional gossipy braggardly drunks who want to wrassle (roll around and pretend they're not gay).

Wild to read this when i'm someone who escaped russia to seek asylum in USA. Like, fucking willingly move to russia? Jesus. I wish they would strip me of that worthless countries citizenship. If i can live the rest of my life without ever touching russian soil again i'd die happy.

>>508397586
I can 100% guarantee someone is lying about something here. Clearly dealing with absolute retards enjoying the consequences of their lack of intelligence though.
If I had to guess, these people ain't making enough to survive due to being burgers and incompetent so they ended up enticed by the huge pay from ruaf.

>>508396576 (OP)
well he joined the army couple months ago

>>508396576 (OP)
To the Meat Grinder, tovarisch
Ukies, I'm waiting for the drone webm. I know you niggas always deliver kino

>>508421882
yes, he is your brother.

>>508417191
Fucking nigger penguins

>>508421882
yes, he is your brother.

>>508424417
>>508424274
proxys are gay, sorry lads. that was my proxy fucking up.

>>508396576 (OP)
Nobody is sent to the front lines with just 2 weeks of training. You glow.

>>508424466
My brother is a dysgenic spic or nigger I don't even know. I don't hate anyone more in the world then that greedy child abusing wife beating psycho. Do you know how retarded you have to be to get kicked out of the amerigolem police? Very retarded and corrupt and violent. I don't think the word brother means the same thing here in Burger Town as it does in jolly Old England.

>>508400987
Looks 100% American to me. I bet she is very proud of her 1/16th Bavarian heritage and does native Bavarian folk dances every day in order to fit in with her fellow Germans.

>>508401292
Free land in the wild north.

>>508424417
>>508424582
>>508424137
You faggots are scared.

I'll fight zog from here pussies, all I need is a shotgun.

>>508424781
You glow.

>>508421438
Russians still celebrate their role in fighting for the kikes in WW2, anyone who simps for them deserves to be droned and burned alive.

>>508424687
than*
and brother means someone from the same nation or race as you as well as from the same parents. the guy in op that went to russia is none of those things and thats who you’re laughing at.

>>508424781
scared of being ganged up on and kidnapped, yes.

>>508424811
Weenie

>>508397993
This reminds me of the time I was in Auschwitz and our tour said that american tourists asked her about prisoners: Couldn't they just asked their lawyer to get them out?

Imagine being so mind-broken by the internet. He left for Russia because of trannies, lgbt, illegal immigration, and "unhealthy food". And now him, his wife, and his children will live in Russia without the freedoms that allowed them to leave for Russia in the first place. How ironic that they are posting these videos on a platform that is banned in Russia.

>>508425014
By God's grace I'll keep my dignity

>>508425141
yea, they have more guns than me.

>>508425091
if it was banned in russia they wouldnt be able to post to it.

>>508396576 (OP)
He volunteered. GIGABASED.

>>508396576 (OP)

"2 weeks of training"? Heh, it's no wonder why Russia has a million casualties. Still sucks the guy is being sent to the front to only get killed by Ukrainian drones. If he survives, he should consider moving back to the United States instead of being Putin's cannon fodder.

>>508425202
It only takes one gun and one bullet to say no nogel

>>508396576 (OP)
>ameriblubber about to be turned into zigger pie
bros...what was he thinking????

>>508396576 (OP)
muh based russia ACK

>>508404042
It is not fir free, the Russians are giving out large bonuses for signing up and the paycheck is large as well. For Moscow I think it was something like 50 000 dollars sign up bonus plus a starting paycheck of 2100 dollars. They also get bonuses for combat operations, and at the end get bonuses from the region they live in as well. That is why the Russians are joining volontaraly.
Now he not knowing Russian, not joining any of the international brigades and most importantly signing up as an infatrymen instead of a mechanic ( probably did it because the bonuses for infantry men are the largest) is completely retarded. If he goes to the front he is dead, he will be the odd man out and they will use him as cannon fodder.

>>508425665

umm, there are 40 officers sent when they c9me to arrest me. over exaggerating but last time it was 7 cause i like a good scrap

>>508413423
Couldn't you just start talking dirty with a gay lisp and acting like you're into it to get them to disengage? Oh yeah Daddy pls San Francisco style etc

>>508424937
So do we...

>>508406045
>now he's sent to the front lines
He was noty SENT to the front, he volunteered for the front, hoping for a particular non-combat position, but he got assigned to whatever they needed.

Based I hope this fucking worthless retard gets meat cubed.

>>508425994
You're so brainwashed you think that a man, who is willingly fucking another dude in the ass, isn't a faggot. It's gotta be some intense programming if you can't even trust what you see with your own eyes. Are you going to move there too?

>>508397586
>Is an alcoholic
>moves to Russia
pottery

>>508405539
They are international brigades, and everyone gets training. The problem is that you have to contact them before joining and need to be accepted. Also they are mostly made up from veterans and ideological fanatics that want to go to war. Also I am unsure they even get the signing up bonuses. I am 100% sure the Canadian saw the large signing up bonus, and thought he could take care of the details later. WRONG. Now he is at the mercy of the Russian military bureaucracy and lady fortune. If he does not have the luck to get assigned to a good squad/brigade and he does not have the charisma so they actually get to like him, then he will be running point until he dies because no one will care about the stupid Canadian.

>>508425865
Yes.
He has no right to cry about it.
She is just a alcoholic cry-baby.
Small correction: Russia does not have any "international brigades".

>he's currently being trained
>he's been sent to the front
well which is it?
bullshit thread

>I joined the army during a war, how could this be happening???

>>508397201
You said d the same thing twice

>>508396576 (OP)
I'm sure the Russians will make hay with his wife and daughters once he's been minced by the Ukrainian meat grinder.

>>508397586
>but since they’re only giving instructions in Russian, he doesn’t understand and feels unprepared for combat.
fake. even for permanent residency, you need to complete a russian civics test in russian at around CEFR B2.

t. commie who has worked/lived in china and russia

>>508425091
>How ironic that they are posting these videos on a platform that is banned in Russia.
It is not banned in Russia, dumbass, she is openly posting on it.
We have many Russia anons, just checj /pol/chug
Unlike the West, nothing is banned in Russia ... excpet falsity

>>508410371
>poor family >moves to a country at war without knowing the language >joins the army hoping for preferential treatment >is surprised when he's sent to participate in the war that's been raging for three years no anon, they deserve their misfortune cause they're retarded

>>508396576 (OP)
stupid games stupid prizes

>>508396576 (OP)
Kek. What a retard. I can't stop laughing once we get the drone footage of that piece of shit dying in some ditch in ukraine.

>>508426854
who says he has permanent residency?

>>508396576 (OP)
>My battle with Addiction, While My Husband is in the Russian Military
Kino title

>>508426858
>nothing is banned in Russia ... excpet falsity
Lmao kill yourself tranny

>>508427032
>come live here for 5 years
>can i join the army
>if you promise not to tell anyone anything you see when you go home in 5 years
>ok pinky promise

>>508427275
none of that is a counter argument, retard

>>508427275
Are you braindead?

>>508427401
thats because you’re too stupid to understand greentext. sorry, not sorry.

>>508427242
>>508427242
>>nothing is banned in Russia ... excpet falsity
>Lmao kill yourself trann
Name one thing, niggah

>>508427401
now is a pointless comment for future reference >>508427494

>>508427032
for one, means not drafted

for two, you think a non-speaker of russian from a hostile foreign nation (security risk) would be allowed into training into the military in a country that requires cultural assimation (op/log risk)? lmfao

>>508427557
Speaking out against the war, talking shit about the corruption in the government, not being a total ZOGbot goyslave ready to die for Jews to kill whites. Being racist against niggers and Chechens is banned as is naming the jew
You are also a Russian with a VPN, I dont think your actually Australian

>>508396880
You are some sort of brown shit skin your english is atrocious

>>508427563
they called me braindead for rebutting their mindless take. its the state of the world now, retards thinking they’re intelligent. I never used to mind when they’d listen and reply sincerely cause even then i might learn something, but now they’re just hostile and venomous.

>>508427563
Clearly you've suffered some type of brain damage
No one says he was drafted. He joined up voluntarily.

Secondly, we don't know his Russian language capabilities. Most likely he speaks Russian like boat migrants speak English. Also, they havn't had issues with literal north Koreans not speaking Russian.

Thirdly, they would absolutely take a non-Russian to send into the meat grinder.
What, the CIA is infiltrating the Russian military, by sending spies to die on the front?
topkek

>>508427734
lmao seething

>>508396576 (OP)
I love this for them

>>508397586
This isn't a sad case, this is a comedy just a couple of really fucking stupid people doing stupid shit. I have a buddy who is also incredibly stupid and unaware of the most basic concepts, these people are real and utterly incompetent

>>508427865
read what you wrote again, retard. filtered

>>508396576 (OP)
I encourage all Trad MAGA pro Russia types to do the same
Don't worry about it, this is just propaganda, you will live a long and healthy life there, Russia cares for its people! :)

>>508404484
Your reading comprehension is terrible, is he is telling you that both sides are Jews and tat the Soviets collapsing is part of the plan.

>>508396576 (OP)
He's doing it for citizenship.... in motherfucking Russia.
I wouldn't spend one day on the frontline if you paid me one million dollars.
He's gonna end up dragged behind a car when he refuses some suicidal orders

>>508427968
>n-no you can't just rebuke my nonsensical claims
>f-filtered
so this is the power of amerimutts...

>>508428110

he filtered you and you still replied? how can you say im seething? projecting lil girl

>>508396691
I thought about moving to Russia after shit got stupid woke here, but after thinking a minute I realized that shit like this could happen. I didn't think it would be a war though. I just thought it would be some vague totalitarian abuse of power over the foreign born. This isn't surprising to me.

>>508397586
Something like 15% of people have to have their gall bladder removed eventually. I lost mine and it had nothing to do with drinking. I dont even miss it, it basically does nothing.

>>508428110
You have to understand that every faggot zogmerican always go into these arguments with a view of Russia as being competent, so they're working from a false premise to begin with. They are incapable of understanding the vodkanigger brain damage and the type of demented reasoning that follows.

>>508396576 (OP)
chud thought russia was like the propaganda he saw on /pol/. FAFO.

I fucking love lolcows, what would life be without them?

>>508396752
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I agree, but you annoy me with that Reddit quote.

>>508428229
I can reply to whoever I want, this isn't leddit
it's his prerogative to filter posts that disagree with him, but everyone else will see him for the brain damaged, cowardly mutt that he is.

>>508428374
I think it's because the average amerifat has never interacted with a Russian before. They have this notion that they're actually clever, a legacy from the cold war (when they were still retarded, but your average Russian had maybe 5 IQ points more to work with).

They should play Dota 2 on EU servers.
Then they would learn to appreciate the severe amount of brain damage your average r*ssoid has.

>>508396576 (OP)
kek based

>>508428322
russia's the same place as it was before the war for foreign workers. which is good or bad depending on the type of work. only difference are additional medical checks added after 2020 but those only apply to migrant types (6 month TB and STD scan type things instead of multi-year TB only). also be a bit careful in western RU cities now because of hohol attacks. but central and eastern russia is still pleasant.

>has 10 years as a welder
>"Yeah sure Pidoraskha Americanski sign here you will go repair battalion"
>sends him to the frontline as bait

>>508396576 (OP)
How retarded do you have to be to drink the Russian kool-aid?

>>508396576 (OP)
BASED
Hope he can kill as many slavic niggers are he can

>>508428521
>i can reply to whoever i want
ummm, you actually cant, though. reply to my brother now if you’re so clever, he’s online in some thread.

>>508400987
mutt

>>508396576 (OP)
russian online brainwashing and propaganda DOES WORK. this is another example. be careful!

>>508428718
He's a retarded Mutt he wasn't able to learn even a lil bit of Russian, he didn't understand any of his two weeks training he ain't killing shit lmao.

>>508428800
all is well that ends well, kek

>>508411772
You are incorrect and brown

What this stupid Mutt subhuman failed to understand is that in Eastern Europe EVERY male >30 years old is a welder.
Almost everyone knows how to fucking weld and has done it before kek, his 'skills" that make him special in Muttland don't matter at all in EE

So far out of 6 US citizens in the Russian army 2 died and 1 was wounded. This guy will be the 7th US citizen in the Russian army. Meanwhile 90 Americans died fighting for Ukraine and another 20 are MIA out of 1100 guy who went to fight there.

>>508396576 (OP)
Fair enough, tbqh.

Gotta know if they are loyal to mether russia or they are just another western spy. Also:
>repair and weld
So, rear line engineering or motor pool assignments. No way that he will be entrusted to mess with frontline stuff knowing that he is within the “fresh off the boat”-tier of immigrant.

>>508427704
>Speaking out against the war,
False
>talking shit about the corruption in the government,
False
>not being a total ZOGbot goyslave ready to die for Jews to kill whites.
False
>Being racist against niggers and Chechens is banned
True. Racism is a crime
>as is naming the jew
False
Our defamation laws apply only to individuals, whereas their defamation laws extend to corporations, so you cannot defame a corporation: that means you cannot publish a falsity against the armed forces, or a govt employee, or a Jew, but you can publish something that is true.
There is a robust discussion and critique of the govt and the army - just check out the Russian talk shows on YouTube, Solovyov or Simonyan; etc. The Russian public want Putin to be harsher with Ukraine.
YouTube is banned for not paying fines and not obeying Russian laws.
>You are also a Russian with a VPN, I dont think your actually Australian
Like I give a shit.

>>508428763
i used to watch RT news and it felt like they were the only ones taking about americas and others actual corruption however they probably didnt talk about their own. we should allow them back on youtube cause the White hat story was awesome.

>>508428800
Hey you never know maybe he can get close enough and throw a grenades or fire a lucky burst and headshot a hohol. There has already been 2 Americans fighting for Russia to be award medals for bravery and they don't speak any Russian either.

>>508397586
>they believed because he had welding/construction skills he’d end up in a fairly safe support position, or ev-
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>508428962
So the ratio in Ukraine is roughly 1:10 while in Russia is 1:3 deaths

>>508417732
You're the exact kind of retard who would move to Russia right now if you could and think it's a good idea. And then wind up like this guy. You should try it actually

>>508428919
your repair processes are so whack, I have to ask why you guys would steal so many BMW's which are becoming more complex and unreliable every six months?

>>508428962
>picrel
Patrick Lancaster is a journalist, you dumbass, he is not in the Russian Army
Look him up on his YouTube channel

>>508428962
and the tranny? u count him?

>>508429147
>Billy-Bob we need you to fix these Chinese scooters and a couple of donkeys, stat!

subscribed to them, can't wait to see the video where she posts he's dead lmao.

just watched the vid where he justifies him joining.
>ukraine are nazis
>ukraine has bio labs
>ukraine was shellings its own people

feel sorry for the daughters, the mum and dad can go die though. legit retards

>>508429140
a drop of truth in the sea of lies. no thanks.

>>508429268
>your repair processes are so whack
Yeah cause if we need something welded we don't call professional. We borrow a welding kit from the neighbor and do it ourselves. Same for plumbing and all of that, only gen Z and women have to call "masters" to do it for them.
Same in Russia, that's why they didn't go like: oooh, 10 years welding this guy's an asset!

>>508429217
Yeah i cant find reliable info for the wounded figure for Ukraine. Also the Russian army claims to have killed 491 US citizens but i only added the confirmed deaths. Interesting thing i found the AFU has around 200 to 2000 Columbian fighters as of Nov 2024 310 have been confirmed by name as KIA. Looks like the AFU's disposable troops are the south Americans.

>>508429365
I know he's a journalist you dipshit i did not count him.

>>508429478
>a sea of lies
>yes please
lol

>>508429501
they used to teach it in highschool, but I was one of the last class years, before they shut the program down, for insurance reasons

>>508421462
Quelle salade.

>>508429501
you mean my chef qualifications aren’t an asset? i know food safety and hygiene, safe storage, healthy hygiene practices, gliding around the kitchen like a ballet dancer, etc etc must be worth something.

>>508429638
cute, they don't teach us useful shit here
unless you're type of guy to use trigonometry in his day to day life

>>508428763
I am so glad I’m not a complete dumbass so insanely influenced by internet nonsense to put myself in the position where i have to dodge drones in the middle of a buttfucking nowhere Ukrainian forest with comrades I don’t understand while my alcoholic wife has to raise my kids alone in shitty Russia in which she will likely whore herself out to make ends meet while maggots eat my blown up corpse

>>508428962
i feel so bad for patrick you can tell the war is shaving years off his life. he's red as a fuckin beet

>>508429613
Ok, so your picrel is not a picrel, and somehow it is my fault for thinking it is

>>508429365
But he does stupid stuff like put on military issue camo uniforms instead of being a sane reporter that wears non-camo body armour with big patches that say "PRESS".

>>508429733
Shieeeeeeet, you should join the Russian army to become a frontline cook.
Your skills are wasted in a degenerate western shitehole! Join the free world today!

>>508429804
No i just like Pat and used a pic of him although it was understandable mix up.

>>508429804
people dont post images that correlate to their posts anymore. its just random images. it got so bad that i hardly post an image anymore and usually delete the ones i save after a while. shits fucked and there is no coming back.

>>508400987
widow

>>508429792
Yeah he is also always yelling too. In his India videos he is yelling like his is in an artillery barrage. His hearing must be fucked from the 10 years his been there.

>>508429937
you being serious? not blowing smoke up my arse? always felt like i made a mistake becoming a chef but hearing this validates my life choices. might just go to russia now and cook, like a real zoomer.

>>508396576 (OP)
Absolute fucking retards. I just feel bad for the kids.

Are you ashamed to post in your gay loving, jewish thread, /uhg/ retards? 6000 corpses vs 70ish. Many discord troons mercs wiped out near Kupiansk last month. Are you winning yet, or have to steal from Europeans more money?

>>508429970
Mobileposting, twitter, and zoomers have killed imageboard culture.

>>508429970
Correct i just use whatever i feel like.

>>508400987
The fact that she's a female alcoholic fits so well with the country she chose to live in. She literally looks like the "alcoholic middle age woman" archetype in eastern europe, she doesn't stand out at all!

Eglin is desperate
>MIGA!!!

>>508428333
>i don't miss my gallbladder
Is it weird that I miss your gallbladder?

>be me
>be thinking slav
>very smart
>escape from russia
>go to nice place like estonia
>drink many vodkas
>be happy
>be American
>not so smart
>go to russia because it's great place
>bad people, good government
>decide to join russian army like any good slav wouldn't
>get hit with cheeki fanta bomb piloted by smart drunk slav far away
>be sad
a truly unfortunate turn of events

>>508429726
https://sputnikglobe.com/20250104/heroic-russian-serviceman-recounts-hand-to-hand-fight-to-the-death-with-enemy-ukrainian---1121350405.html

>>508429095
based

>>508396576 (OP)
>joins army
>sent to the front
Yeah no shit

>>508430045
Your destiny is calling brother!
Sign the 1 year contract with the Russian Army and begin your life today.
You get to help a good cause and get rich while doing so. You'll get paid 9999999 roubles ($100) per month.
(disclaimer: the money is usually received post mortem)

>>508400987
Anglo. That's an 11/10 in bongland.

>>508430096
weeeeeeeey keir stalin and the night of the facebook massacre kek.
>>508430093
ah well, as long as our countries dont fill up with brown people i couldn’t care less desu. fingers crossed

>>508396910
This. Some nigger will probably claim his wife and another nigger will claim his daughter.

>>508430227
Fun fact that guy is shorter than Putin. A 5'5" Asian boomer killed a 6" plus Ukrainian young super solider in hand to hand combat. Without the use of drone Ukrainian infantry loses 70% of there fights with Russian infantry.

>>508430339
you should be employed by the russian propaganda squad, you’re good at convincing people. im on the website now.

>>508430227
>https://sputnikglobe.com/20250104/heroic-russian-serviceman-recounts-hand-to-hand-fight-to-the-death-with-enemy-ukrainian---1121350405.html
i like how this completely made the entire NAFO shill farm stay quiet for a day since the footage scared them to near death

>>508404545
> it leaked that they only give people 2 weeks training
2 weeks meant he got into well of place. There are dead Russians that got 5 days of training

>>508396576 (OP)
my husband made the brave decision to join the Russian army. He believed he would be serving with his welding and building skills in the repair battalion — but after only three weeks of training, he is now being sent to the front lines.

>>508429951
Thanks

>>508429899
So what ?
In any of his videos, he is obviously a journo, speaking English, while the soldiers he interviews are speaking Russian.
Can you not handle an "insane" journo ?
WOuld you like to go over to the Ukraine side, where no journos are allowed (except the made-in-hollywood videos with actors that have PRESS stuck on their backs) ?

>>508430494
For beginners we recommend the One Year contract (the one that pays the least).
Ignore the fine print in Russian that says "this contract may be extended indefinitely" it's a joke by our site operators.

>>508428043
Russians might also just rape him to death, like they did with that other subhuman retard, "the Texan"

>>508396576 (OP)
>my addiction

American are weak.

>>508430692
AFU isn't any better. They now take your passport to avoid running away like how many did in 2022.

>>508430779
I'm wondering if he's gonna get raped, raped to death or featured in a torture/execution video for refuseniks.
Of course for refusing to charge into a minefield.

>>508430941
>isn’t any better
>shows that he had to finish his contract and wasn’t allowed to desert
So AFU is infinitely better

>>508430941
kek, typical Finnish phenotype

>>508430941
Yeah no shit, signing a contract with the military makes you their slave.

>>508431073
3 year contracts by the way also if your killed before 1 month your family wont get that months payment. I saw a Columbian woman complain g how here boyfriend died in 3 weeks into the war and all they sent her was a Ukraine flag. I saw Chinese guy in the Russian international legion completed his 1 year contract and he and his 2 buddies got to go home. I think only Russians are stuck doing endless service just like regulars Ukrainians.

>>508431147
Here where the first 2 mutts captured all the way back in 2022. They got captured in there first ever mission too.

>>508431402
>all they sent her was a Ukraine flag
Kek, he would've been better off if he joined a cartel and sold drugs in Medelin.
These mercs are literal retards, you can't tell me otherwise. Yeah both sides are shit and do awful stuff.

>>508431485
Were they ever released? Also did these guys know Russia has over 10 different words for a man that was raped in prison? That would've made me think twice before surrendering oh well.

>>508431402
>didn’t get paid for that month
So only for that month, unlike Russians that get paid: bag of potatoes, microwave, lada or shirt with #Svoihnebrisaem instead of 5 million roubles