>>508405727 (OP)DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of a full-scale ground invasion in the Middle East, it’s so DYNAMIC, it’s like I’m living in one of my favorite war documentaries but with, like, EXTRA SAND! you have GOT to get down here to my forward operating base, it's got SANDBAGS FOR WALLS and 50 square feet of pure tactical efficiency. we can crack open a ration pack and maybe split a warm electrolyte pouch while watching reruns of Generation Kill on a busted laptop screen!!
and DUDE, DUDE, DUDE we HAVE to hit up the FOB rec tent later it’s like a BAR but for TROOPS. they’ve got generic energy drinks, instant coffee sludge, and if you're lucky, a working PS2 with SOCOM II. it’s like being a kid again but with more MRE-induced constipation and way more automatic weapons. NO CIVILIANS ALLOWED. well, unless it’s for hearts and minds ops, lol.
OH and me and corporal MAYLI? we finally made it official not marriage, bro, way too complicated. we’re both getting matching tactical med evac tats and going in for voluntary sterilization courtesy of the field hospital. ZERO dependents, MAXIMUM DISPOSABLE INCOME. we’re planning to spend it all on morale patches and freeze-dried gourmet dog food for our furbabies back home.
i am so HYPED right now, man, i’m gonna CHUG this hydration tab and absolutely BLAST another round of anti-tank drills! LET’S. GOOOOOO!!!
